Swallow My Squirt Review

Reviewed by morbidthoughts  on  5/20/2005

Elegant's squirt lines is definitely catered to the fetishists. If there was no such thing as squirting, I'd still be a fan of Tiana Lynn and Cytherea as I've liked scenes that don't have them resembling human fire hydrants. Count me as one of those skeptics who think the squirting here is purely female ejaculate.

Ariana Jolee & Tiana Lynn:

You would think that Kyle Stone and Jake Malone wouldn't be able to handle these wildcats. They're put in submissive roles as their dicks are just toys to these girls and their mouths are open vessels for the "squirting" antics.

The sex seems secondary to all the squirting and my suspicions are picqued when Ariana starts squirting when she's getting drilled anally. The two girls look lovely, suck a mean dick, and talk dirty with the best of them. The couch is completely drenched by the end of the scene. I wonder how much it'd cost to clean up that mess. Jake Malone's skin seems really red when drenched. Cumshots down the hatch. Good scene.

Flower:

Jake Malone has the pleasure of swallowing Flower's squirt. They're in a room with a tacky beach mural as the wall background. It's kind of appropriate considering the theme of this movie. Surf's up!

I was surprised to see anal from Flower. I guess her butt is no longer exclusively contracted to Seymour. Some squirt swapping from Jake to Flower. I wonder if squirt would act as a good lube. Cumshot down the hatch. Good scene.

Angela Stone :

I guess after having Ariana and Tiana, Kyle Stone is addicted to squirt. He's seen begging god then Angela Stone for some of her juice. Angela shows she is a champ at the stick like the previous three girls. Angela seems a little more active riding the cock than the other girls but she doesn't squirt as much. Maybe the reason why is because she doesn't have to break the action so much to squirt. Cumshot down the hatch. Good scene.

Missy Monroe:

Scene opens up with Steve French already drinking from Missy's fountain. Missy's wearing some weird black web trap like outfit. Her body looks great but I don't like how poofy her hair in this scene. Kind of 80s. Missy orgasms hard in the reverse cowgirl. Again the sex is not broken as much because Missy does most of her squirting at the beginning. Cumshot down the hatch. Very good scene.

Tiana:

Well last scene has Tiana with just Pascal St. James. Sex was fine. Seems less broken than in the first scene. Probably helped by the fact that we didn't have to switch between two girls. This scene also had less of a domination feeling than the first. Very good scene.

Parting Thoughts:

Extras include a scenes comparison between Squirtwoman and Super Squirt. Two predominantly lesbian scenes. Behind the Scenes show Jake Malone basically loving his life. Basically a bts of the first two scenes. I think this is another fine Elegant movie. Even though it was a William H movie, the second half of the movie didn't have a William H feel to it. Same thing with the behind the scenes. The zaniness just isn't there.

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