Swallow My Squirt Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  7/21/2006

The Little Details

Running Time: 110 min.

Production Date: 3 / 12 / 2005

Director: Willaim H.

Cast: Angela Stone, Ariana Jollee, Flower Tucci, Missy Monroe, Tiana Lynn, Jake Malone, Kyle Stone, Pascal St. James, and Steven French

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Swallow My Squirt 2 left me completely amazed. I'm really looking forward to seeing how it began!

Initial Reaction: It's another great Elegant Angel squirting movie!

Who Should Watch It : Fans of squirting and dominant women

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting lots of William H. humor

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, but the balance does falter a couple times. The video is also nicely done. It's very well lit and has just a hint of grain. Although it appears to be all shot by hand, William H. had a very steady hand here and there's no camera shake or fast pans and zooms. This is a very nice looking and sounding movie.

Music: The music is extremely well done. It's very well balanced with the rest of the audio, and fades in and out of the audio for maximum effect without ever interfering with it.

Menus: The main menu blends a little animation, a boxcover still, and a bit of the action for a decent first impression. The chapter menu is nicely done, and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the name of the babe in it.

The Feature

Swallow My Squirt goes with a simple idea. Every scene has girls who squirt when they cum, and they’re paired with partners who aren’t afraid to take a female facial. There’s normally a little something to lead into each scene, with it sometimes being a little story and sometimes it being a bit of tease.

Scene 1 – Ariana Jollee, Tiana Lynn, Jake Malone, and Kyle Stone

Tiana starts things out in a black and white bra and panty set with a sexy black garter belt, stockings, and shoes strutting around as Jake Malone begs for juice on his knees with Ariana in a similar red and white outfit with Kyle begging for juice. Tiana lies back on the couch and works herself over until she squirts all over Jake's face and has him eat her ass before Ariana squirts down all over Kyle's face. The two couples come together so the guys can worship Tiana's feet while Ariana works on her pussy to get her to squirt. When Jake comes up to swallow her squirt they make him clean up everything on the floor as well before giving the guys a little oral love. They mix things up a little between the couples before Tiana rides Jake reverse cowgirl style and Ariana rides Kyle cowgirl style. The girls give the guys repeated facials, and even trade partners so Ariana can ride Jake cowgirl style as Kyle gives it to Tiana in doggie and missionary. Tiana encourages Jake to give it to Ariana's ass, so she impales it on his cock reverse cowgirl ride so she can really spray her squirts and then lets Tiana suck his cock clean when she hops off. The guys keep working the girls all around, with Ariana continuing to take it in the ass while squirting repeatedly and Tiana taking it in the pussy while squirting repeatedly. After a bit the girls come back together to sixty nine while the guys continue to give them love, and the guys trade back to their original partners. Finally Ariana takes on Jake with her hand and mouth to take a facial finish from him while Tiana does the same with Kyle. Ariana holds onto Jake's cum so she can swap it over to Tiana, and after Jake loads up Tiana's mouth with his guy goo she swaps it over to Ariana to swallow down. The girls each give one of the guys a facial as well before finishing things up with a kiss.

This is a fantastic fucking scene! There's great chemistry and the cast does a fantastic job. The girls never feel like they have a preference for one guy over the other, and the guys look like they're completely into the girls squirting all over them. The scene moves along at a great pace, and I was almost disappointed when the scene finally came to an end. This is a great way to start out the movie.

Scene 2 – Flower Tucci and Jake Malone

Smoking hot dirty blonde Flower starts her scene out in a red and white high heeled boots with a white Elegant Angel shirt and red Elegant Angel shorts that she strips out of a bit to show off before lying back and letting Jake work on her cunt with his tongue and fingers. After a little work at it, Flower hits her magic button to squirt all over Jake's face, and then has him come up to kiss her passionately before she repays him with a blowjob and a bit of ass eating. She gets up for a reverse cowgirl pussy pounding and lets go with more squirting before having Jake eat her ass and fuck it from behind. Jake mixes in plenty of slaps for Flower's fanny and a bit more oral. Before she'll let him fuck her ass again, however, Flower makes Jake stick a funnel in his mouth so she can squirt in it, and then has him swap her squirt back to her to swallow down. Jake goes back to fucking Flower's ass missionary style and keeps her squirting before giving her his squirt to swallow down.

Not surprisingly, this is another great scene. Flower and Jake have fantastic chemistry, and seem to push each other further and further as the scene goes on. Once again the scene moves at a great pace, and as usual Flower shows juice how wonderful a thing her ass can be. This is another smoking hot scene!

Scene 3 – Angela Stone and Kyle Stone

Kyle starts out the third scene begging God to send him an angle to squirt in his face. Back inside he finds his wish granted with dirty blonde Angela taking control wearing wide black fishnets and sleeveless gloves with her bra and panties. She sits back on a couch and works herself to a nice squirt in Kyle's face before sucking his cock to get him ready for her. She climbs up for a reverse cowgirl ride and lets go with squirts both in Kyle's face and into the great wide open. They get it on missionary style next, and Angela has Kyle eat her bald beaver to clean up all her squirt before moving over to ride him cowgirl style. Angela moves up to squirt in his mouth before letting Kyle fuck her from behind, and after appearing to have been fucked dry has Kyle pop in her mouth so she can swallow it down.

Angela Stone has been a pretty solid performer from what I've seen, but she's never impressed me before like she does here. She looks fantastic and has a dominance that's so just beautiful here. Her outfit also worked very well for me, and I loved the setup with Kyle begging for an angel to come squirt on him. This is yet another very impressive scene.

Scene 4 – Missy Monroe and Steven French

Busty blonde Missy starts things off rubbing her pussy so it squirts on Steven, giving the French a new experience called a shower. He keeps licking and fingering it for her to keep her squirting before standing up and letting her suck his cock. Missy gets into it and lets Steven lie back so she can mix in a little ass eating for him as well as taking him into her throat several times. Missy fingers herself and squirts a bit more as Steven fucks her missionary style before climbing up to ride him reverse cowgirl style. She rolls off and onto all fours for Steven to fuck her doggie style before sucking him clean and having him spoon her. Missy finishes things up having Steven pop in her mouth and swallowing it down with a great smile.

This is a pretty hot scene. Missy looks absolutely fantastic, and she lets go with some very nice squirts. She puts out a lot of energy, and although her well appears to run dry after a while there’s no doubt that she’s trying to squirt more. It’s been a while since I’ve watched Missy in action, and scenes like this remind me that I really have to check out more of her movies. This is a very nice scene.

Scene 5 – Tiana Lynn and Pascal St. James

Tiana sits back on a couch wearing her glasses, red panties, and the high heeled red and white boots that Flower had on earlier. After working herself to a squirt she's joined by Pascal, who's nicely welcomed with a hummer. He goes right to fucking her missionary style, and gets right in there when she starts to let loose with her squirts. They go for the reverse pile driver next, with Tiana making him stop fucking her so she can suck his cock again after she lets go with a gusher. They work through the cowgirls before going back to missionary, and keep moving through all the positions as Pascal seems to give it to Tiana as hard as he can with Tiana squirting every chance she gets. Finally Tiana sucks Pascal into her mouth and shows his jizz off to him before giving him one last facial.

This is a great final scene. Tiana is dominant and energetic throughout the scene, and Pascal seems like that's just how he wants it. I really like how they go back through many of the positions rather than acting like they're going through a list and when they get through enough positions they can both pop and go home. This is a very hot final scene, but I have a feeling that a lot of people won't make it this far because they'll be passed on on the floor due to a lack of bodily fluids.

Swallow My Squirt is a fantastic fuck flick. Every scene is a winner, with plenty of squirting, energy, vocals, and chemistry. I also love the female domination aspect of the movie. The women are always in control of the scenes and sometimes make the guys beg for their cum. Kyle Stone and Jake Malone are great at it, and really stand out among the male cast in the movie because of it. As for the female cast, I don't think there's a single weak spot. Tiana, Flower, Ariana, Missy, and Angela all do a great job. They're energetic and vocal, and although they go over the top, it isn't a problem here because this is an over the top type of movie. Just as importantly, they never feel like they're going over the top to the point of being unnatural. They're all extremely vocal and energetic, and that works great for them here. Combine that with some spot-on camera work from William H. and you've got a guaranteed winner here. Swallow My Squirt deserves an esteemed place on the shelf for anybody who's a fan of female ejaculation.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Supersquirt, Cytherea is Squirtwoman, Cum Drenched Tits, Cum Rain Cum Shine, Sperm Swappers, and Squirtwoman 2. The photo gallery lasts about four and a quarter minutes with about eight seconds per very nice looking snapshot. There's also cumshot recaps for both the guys and girls, weblinks, a behind the scenes featurette, and two bonus scene for a Squirt Showdown. If that isn't enough, there's also an easter egg of Tiana Lynn's bonus scene from Supersquirt.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts about seven and a half minutes. When Jake and Flower need a bit of a break, they laugh about the scene, Flower chats about her radio show, and works herself to another Flower shower with Jake coming back to enjoy it one more time and swap it back to her. It moves on with a little extra footage from Tiana and Ariana's opening scene. This is an okay behind the scenes featurette. It's very limited, and at the same time falls short of what I expected due to very little of the fun personality that many of us have come to expect from Tiana and Flower coming out. Heck, there's not even any of William H.'s antics here! This isn't a bad behind the scenes featurette, but it isn't too impressive of one either.

Bonus Scene 1 - Tiana Lynn and Tori

The first bonus scene comes from Supersquirt. Cute blonde Tori, who reminds me a bit of the lovely Melissa Lauren at first, starts out behind the bar cleaning up. Tiana walks in and orders a shot, which immediately leads to them getting it on. Tori leans back in a chair, and after a quick kiss lets Tiana work her over down below with her tongue and a pocket rocket. Tiana encourages Tori to see how much of her fingers she can fit in her own snatch and lets her pull her head in to lick her as she fingers herself. She moves up and encourages Tori to play with her pussy hard, which results in her letting go with a nice squirt. She keeps squirting as Tori licks her pussy and works on it with a glass dildo she brought along before eating Tori's ass in return. Tiana kicks things up a notch fucking Tori's ass with the toy as she licks it before letting Tori help her squirt a bit more. Finally the girls kiss and grind gashes before the scene fades out with Tori giving Tiana's twat one last light rub.

This is a pretty good scene. Tiana and Tori look like they're having a lot of fun, and they keep the scene moving nicely. The toys feel natural for the scene, and there's some nice chemistry between the girls. This is a very enjoyable scene.

Bonus Scene 2 - Cytherea, Lee Ann, and Arnold Schwartzenpecker

The second bonus scene comes from Cytherea is Squirtwoman. After talking with Lee Ann, a decent looking brunette with a couple tats, on the couch, Cytherea starts stripping her down, petting her, and going to work on her orally. Lee Ann gets close, but holds back because she feels like she’s going to pee. Cytherea reassures her since she just saw her pee before the scene and knows that she’s drained, and goes to work on her again until she squirts nice and clear. Cytherea goes to work on herself with her favorite wand vibe next, and manages to squirt all over Lee Ann before offering her a little cock. Arnold joins them to fulfill the need for cock, and the girls team up on him orally. Cytherea leaves Lee Ann to work on Arnold alone and moves back to fuck herself again. She squirts on Arnold’s cock before going back to sucking him while Lee Ann lets Arnold suck her nicely natural tits. The girls team up again before Cytherea moves back and goes to work on herself again so that Lee Ann can have a facial from each of them.

This is a very hot scene. Lee Ann does a great job of showing what makes so many women who might be able to squirt hold back from doing it, and shows some great enjoyment when she actually squirts. They show nice chemistry together, and it doesn’t drop off when Arnold joins them. This is a fun and hot scene.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, masturbation, squirting, shoe worship, female domination, group, rimming (male > female, female > female, and female > male), titty fucking, anal, ass to mouth, lesbian, cum swapping, and swallowing

Raincoat Factor: Extreme

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Elegant Angel’s DVDs can be found online for between about $15 and $25 with most stores offering them for under $20. If you're a fan of dominant women and squirting, this one should even be worth it for you at the high end. The sex is smoking hot and there's some very nice effort put into the extras. The technical aspects falter a couple times, but even those minor problems aren't enough to hold this one back. This is a smoking hot DVD that shows some very nice care.

Note to Elegant Angel: If you're going to keep releasing movies like this, you might want to consider packaging them with a box or two of Kleenex...

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