RSVP (DVSX) Review

Reviewed by morbidthoughts  on  1/27/2005

First thing I thought of when I saw the pink box cover with all the pretty girls is this is pretty girly even for Kris Slater. Then I looked closer and realised that it's Kat Slater's RSVP and I have no idea who she is. Must be a new director at DVSX. We open the movie with Kat rubbing her crotch through her jeans and then crashing a house with a bunch of boys playing a game of foosball. Guess we're in Europe, probably Britain judging from the shitty weather as Poppy Morgan and some other girls join the group. The foosball game becomes a game of strip foosball.

Summer Raine:

Uncircumcised schlongs a plenty. Summer separates from the group with two guys. She looks like a shorter younger version of Bridgitte Nielsen. Hell I probably think any blonde crewcut chick looks like Brigitte. Regular natural body like a pixie. Anyway Summer has a perky personality. Decent blowjob action. You get the requisite DP. Big loads dumped on her face and shoulder. I should mention that the video is different from most DVSX movies. Maybe it's a PAL conversion.It's a different look. Very good scene.

Red:

Red is a redhead... Mature look. Judging from her skin tone and strawberry nipples I believe she is a true redhead even though her hair colour is a dyed comic book red. At first I thought her looks were okay but when she has her legs in the air and her face is in ecstasy, damn this girl is fucking hot. She gives up the butt and does the ATM. Cumshot on her chest and abs. Good scene.

Natalia:

Natalia reminds me of a young Julia Ann with her eyes, hair, and fake boobs. She gets to fuck two guys. I notice the lighting has been different in every scene reflecting the different rooms used in settings. It was really cool with the previous scene since there was a reddish tint to emphasise Red's red. Here the lighting is more of a fluorescent colour which brings out the colour of Natalia's eyes. Natalia has a Billy Idol sneer when she gets porked. Regular two guy scene where the guys just switch off on her. Huge cumshot down the hatch where she spits it out and then cum coughs and laughs it off. Damn, I like this girl's personality too even if she's not a friend to the cum. Second cumshot she swallows.

Poppy Morgan and Karla:

I've mentioned in many previous reviews how much I dig Poppy Morgan. Karla looks like a less attractive version of Rita Faltoyano. Doesn't have the tits. Has a bigger chin. Same hair. British guy with beard gets to do them. The guy just trades off on them. Poppy of course is talented and Karla seems skilled in the sack too. It's just Poppy is much more attractive than Karla making me wish this was a one on one scene. Surprised that Poppy didn't give up the butt.

Lolly Badcock:

I mistook Lolly for McKenzie Lee cause I think white brunettes all look alike. Deep blowjob where the dude does all the thrusting as Lolly gives the thumbs up sign.... Awww this is only a blowjob scene.

Alicia Rhodes & Mckenzie Lee (briefly):

I've actually met and had dinner with the guy in this scene, Mason (along with McKenzie Lee). At the time I didn't know who McKenzie was only that she looked like Taylor Rain with implants although she does give off a Liv Tyler vibe.

This is mostly an Alicia Rhodes scene as she attacks Mason in the shower while McKenzie is off somewhere else. Buttsex. Every Alicia scene I've seen has always been animalistic. Great bathroom scene.

Orgy scene:

Poppy, McKenzie, Natalia, Summer, and Karla are all in this scene. Sex was pretty conventional except for the ending where the cum is swapped between the girls down a line. Teamwork at its best baby. I was a little disappointed that McKenzie didn't really do much in the scene.

Parting Thoughts:

Even though this movie had its flaws, I loved it. It was like watching a Shane's World or Seymour Butts movie on the BBC. I don't know if this is going to be a series but I'd like to see a sequel. I would've never guessed from the box cover about the direction of the film. It's so different from every other DVSX movie that I have scene. I was watching more on the interaction between the performers than the actual sex. I guess I'm partial to the British accent in porn. If you have any questions or comments, shoot me an email.