Not Too Young For Cum (Elegant Angel) Review

Reviewed by morbidthoughts  on  2/22/2005

Well I was looking at the cover of this dvd when I saw that the director was Zak Wylde. "Cool! Ozzy's old guitarist and Black Label Society is now making porn." Then I realise there was a "k" missing from his name. Considering Zakk Wylde's name isn't even real, wouldn't that be a trademark infringement?

Sammie Rhodes:

We open up with beautiful Sammie breathing a bunch of erotic nonsense to the camera while feeling on herself on a couch. A hand comes into view helping out and we find out it's Lee Stone.

Shallow blowjob on the crooked schlong. He drops a loogie into her mouth. I don't understand the attraction to this. What ever happened to swapping spit the old fashioned way? The second Sammie tries to go deeper on Lee's crook, she coughs/chokes. There's a technical flaw in the video has we see black shadow creeping into the left corners of the screen. What happened there? Lens shadow from the hood? It's annoying. Well Sammie seems to like Lee's crook. Slight light choking. Sammie takes a facial around the mouth.

Victoria Sin:

The same shadows appear in this scene also. Victoria Sin is a hot german(?) raven haired girl I last saw in Cadillac Highway. Brian Surewood gets to test drive her. A slight shadow shows on the top right corner now.

Interesting blowjob through a chair. Victoria has a really nice ass when bent over. The shadows just piss me off. Victoria really reminds me of Renee Pornero at times with her hair and mascara. Anal. Atm.

Tiana Lynn:

A black & white Tiana teases the viewer. Luckily the scene switches to colour when Mark Ashley comes in to help. Damn lens shadow is still here. Of course he's helping her squirt.

Very good blowjob. Mish on the couch is blocked by Mark Ashley's shadow. You don't see much of the squirting as a result. Same thing with the doggy on the couch. Some squirting gets on the lens but it throws the scene out of focus. In an interesting bit Tiana sees it and licks it off the lens which of course makes the image even muddier. Once the lens is cleaned, we go back. After a couple of rounds of squirting, Mark's cumshot looks really weak against her pussy. Disappointing scene.

Veronica Jett:

Well at least the lens hood shadow seems to be gone from this scene. Veronica's an interesting looking short haired brunette with a nice lithe body. Seems to have some middle eastern blood in her but she may just be hispanic. She doesn't seem to look young enough to fit the title of this movie.

Okay scene with Veronica being paired up with Brian Surewood. Weak blowjob with Veronica not going deep on the blowjob nor doing any of the extra oral loving. Veronica does most of the work and the moaning. Eventually she gives up the butt. Atm eventually follows much later. The scene was shot into the light at certain angles blinding the view. Closed mouth facial ends the scene.

Shayna Knight:

Shayna is really cute with her Bettie Page bangs. I know she's german but I always mistaked her for being half-asian because of her eyes. The dreaded left corner shadows reappear.

Good sex scene with Mark Ashley. I had problems with the light especially when Mark is blocking it. The daylight balanced lights indoors (with no discernable windowlight) lent a cold bluish tint to the scene. I wonder if there's a guy helping out with the PA. Great sloppy blowjob and Shayna is forced to hold her breath a couple of times.

Parting Thoughts:

A video with pretty girls overshadowed by technical problems. Extra footage was of some blonde chick that looks like Cassie Young in the face masturbating while a dude is driving. Bonus scene is of a personal favourite, Dani Woodward from Young & Tight 5. It was the best scene in the video. Oh well. If you have any questions or comments, shoot me an email.