jayo's Movie Reviews (194 - page 4)
Release date: 12/8/2009
Reviewed on: 2/12/2010
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Starring: Josey Duval, Johnny Nineteen, Lotta Topp, Tasha Voux, Josey Duvall, Millie Sutton, Diane Balsam, Patrice Trudiean, Jeremy Kane
Directed by: Jack Genero
Review brief: A feature from the "classic" (1985) era of porn. Basically a collection of standard porn faire connected together by a slender thread of forgettable plot. The actresses are pretty and natural looking, outside of Lotta Topp, a softbodied redhead with huge boobs and possibly the largest clit in porn. Outside of her scene, it's all pretty much the same old same old, with a mediocre video transfer and irritating sound. Unless you're a fan of this era or a particular performer, this is probably best forgotten.
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Release date: 4/28/2009
Reviewed on: 11/19/2009
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Starring: Dominique St. Clair, Helene Shirley, Jean-Pierre Armand, John Oury, Claude Valmont, Eric Dray, Gilbert Servien, Louison Boutin, Cathy Dupre, Lise Pinson, Dany Doll, Ingrid Chorey, Gianni Valone, Alain Alvez, Gerard Houda, Christine Frassati
Directed by: Jean-Luc Brunet
Review brief: It's your standard late 70s/early 80s porn feature— not a particularly good one, but not terrible. The title is misleading as none of the performers would be classified as busty. The sex scenes are par for the era— a bit softer than what we get today, but a little more realistic and romanticized. The video is pretty good, the english language dub is laughably bad. I'd recommend it only if you're a fan of one of the performers. Otherwise, you can do a lot better with a true classic.
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Release date: 10/21/2009
Reviewed on: 11/16/2009
Studio: Abby Winters
Starring: Vicky, Alice, Caitlin, Joanie
Directed by: Garion Hall
Review brief: Nine girls in eight scenes of solo female masturbation, plus one two-girl masturbation scene. It's the standard Intimate Moments formula: a girl with a camera locked in place. It's not a dance, it's not a contrived performance. It's real women getting themselves off realistically. I don't think it's the strongest of the IM titles--there's a sameness to the girls (young, white, slim and small-breasted) and the scenes, but it's still better than any other solo-masturbation title I've seen. If you enjoy the IM series, or if you like amateur-action videos with professional production values, this is worth your time.
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Release date: 5/7/2009
Reviewed on: 11/7/2009
Studio: Cult Epics
Review brief: A 3-DVD set sampling skin flicks from the 40s, 50s and 60s. The original video content is poor but the transfer and the sound are bright and clean. Much of it's quaint but some of it is surprisingly erotic. I think it's better as a party video for laughs and fun.
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Release date: 9/21/2009
Reviewed on: 10/5/2009
Studio: Silver Sinema
Starring: Shyla Stylez, Jessica Lynn [I], Justice Young, Sheila Marie, Angelina Valentine, Erin Avery, Jennifer Keelings, Denise Klarskov
Review brief: Busty Solos are two great tastes that taste great together, except when they're as phony as WWE Summerslam. The women are attractive and the production is great, but a lot is lost when the tits and the performances are both made out of plastic.
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Release date: 10/9/2009
Reviewed on: 10/3/2009
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Starring: Tom Byron, Christy Canyon, Mike Horner, Jamie Gillis, Keisha, Marc Wallice, John Leslie, Tony Martino, Kay Parker, Desiree Cousteau, Jon Martin, Mike Ranger, Candy Samples, Vanessa D'Oro, Lotta Topp, Herschel Savage, Ali Moore, Susan Nero, Jeanette Littledove, Jose Duval
Directed by: Buck Adams, Jim Holliday
Review brief: A collection of gold and silver-era big-boob stars in clips from their films. The sex is definitely from that period--less harsh but a little less explicit. This was transferred over from VHS and the video quality is lacking, sounds is uneven. It's a good compilation if you like that era of soft bodies and (mostly) natural boobs, but the video quality makes this less attractive than most "regular" videos.
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Release date: 5/6/2009
Reviewed on: 6/12/2009
Studio: Abby Winters
Starring: Kiki, Chloe B., Larissa M., Keilyn, Kara D.
Directed by: Garion Hall
Review brief: I could write a page of "you'll be dehydrated from cumming so much" type of stuff, but frankly I don't care. After watching a lot of bad porn that's shoddily made, slapped together with no expectation of a repeat sale, it's a joy to watch something that's really well done. This is as good as lesbian scenes get, folks.
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Release date: 5/20/2009
Reviewed on: 6/11/2009
Studio: Abby Winters
Starring: Cassie, Sheila, Billie, Jette, Kaitlin, Keilyn, Renee P, Anabela, Caitin K, Emily K, Emma G, Kylie V, Laurice
Directed by: Garion Hall
Review brief: Thirteen girls in nine scenes of solo or tandem masturbation. Five of the scenes are solos, four are tandems. Nobody appears more than once. No toys, no Sybians, not even a body pillow. Each scene has a girl (or girls) by herself, masturbating in a way she feels is natural. They don't stop and change positions three times they don't play to the camera they don't talk dirty. It's the closest thing to being a fly on the wall without being swatted.
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Release date: 4/9/2009
Reviewed on: 5/11/2009
Studio: Girlfriends Films
Starring: Lisa Ann, Nicole Moore, Avy Scott, Aiden Starr, Bobbi Starr, Natalie Norton, Lilly Lovely, Magdalene St. Michaels, Heather Starlet, KC Kelly
Review brief: Even though it's a lesbian title and there is a little cunnilingus, it's really mostly several women masturbating one person. I think it's great, but that's something I enjoy watching. If female masturbation isn't really your thing, you're going to find this is way too narrow for your taste. Otherwise, I think it's a cute concept, it's fun and lighthearted and well done, and worth my time and money.
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Release date: 4/22/2009
Reviewed on: 5/11/2009
Studio: Abby Winters
Starring: Cassie, Roxy, Jette, Carys, Keilyn, Kara D, Helen J, Jakkie, Melita, Renee P
Directed by: Garion Hall
Review brief: Ten girls in nine scenes of female solo masturbation (two girls share a scene), very realistic-looking no toys or Sybians. It's the best female masturbation series bar none. The performers are attractive, the whole thing looks like it's made by people who enjoy their work and want to share it with the world.
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Release date: 9/8/2008
Reviewed on: 4/26/2009
Studio: Homegrown
Starring: Matt [I] (ambiguous), Tyler [I] (ambiguous), Lars, Karinne, Heather Silk, Fayth, Code, Kirra Lynne, Tara Tainton, Trainor, G
Review brief: If you have a handjob fetish, this is a must-see (but there isn't much else available in this genre). As general-interest porn I'd say it's so-so at best. The quality is good but not particularly so. The performers are attractive but even Tara's looked better elsewhere. There's some nice variation so it's not just hand-jobs, but not enough to carry you if you're not into handjobs, and probably just an annoying time-waster if handjobs are what you really want to see.
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Release date: 10/27/2008
Reviewed on: 4/25/2009
Studio: Homegrown
Starring: Dusty, Angel Eyes, Michelle Sweet, Cody Hunter, Jami Kenney, Tara Tainton, Dick Chibbles, Indy Danny, Code T.
Review brief: Four scenes of (mostly) MF straight sex. It's standard porn fare a step above true amateur videos in quality, but still lacking. The sex itself is standard and not particularly interesting. It's an okay title if you're a fan of one of the performers, but don't expect any sizzle.
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Release date: 3/25/2009
Reviewed on: 4/19/2009
Studio: Abby Winters
Starring: Cassie, Anastasia, Agnes, Aneta, Silvie, Ellyn, Laura T, Carly T, Claire M, Gemma T, Kara D
Directed by: Garion Hall
Review brief: Intimate Moments is the gold standard for masturbation videos, and this is another chest of doubloons. The girls are attractive, the action is hot, there's enough variety to keep from getting bored. It successfully blends realistic-looking sex with quality production values, and sacrifices nothing as a compromise. On both sides of the camera it looks like it was made by people who truly enjoy what they're doing, and not just working for a paycheck.
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Release date: 3/26/2009
Reviewed on: 4/19/2009
Studio: Girlfriends Films
Starring: Jana Cova, Sindy Lange, Deauxma, Heather Silk, Michelle Aston, Lonestar, Alyssa Reece, Cindy Craves
Review brief: Four scenes of F/F lesbian action, some with and some without toys. A lot of the appeal of this will be in whether you find the performers attractive. There's enough variation so that it doesn't look like checklist porn if you don't like something in one scene, it may not occur in the others. If you like realistic-looking lesbian scenes, at least those with a little more emphasis on tenderness and less on screaming orgasms, there should be something here that's a keeper
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(zero stars)
Release date: 8/25/2008
Reviewed on: 4/12/2009
Studio: Swank Digital
Starring: Bambi, Aria Giovanni, Ivette Blanch, Kristina V., Eva D., Nikol W.
Review brief: If this were marketed as a foot-fetish video, not a masturbation video, I wouldn't feel cheated. But outside of foot-fetish, it's garbage. The women are adorable but it only makes this look like an incredible waste. As a masturbation video it's a rip-off. As erotica it's by-the-numbers at best, and bargain-basement at worst. Don't waste your money.
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Release date: 2/25/2009
Reviewed on: 3/15/2009
Studio: Abby Winters
Starring: Marika, Irene, Tiff, Mollie, Beck, Amy J., Carolyne, Bettie, Laura T
Directed by: Garion Hall
Review brief: Nine girls in nine scenes of realistic-looking solo-masturbation. I've seen a lot in this genre and this is my favorite series it never fails to deliver. The girls look like the type I meet at the local coffee house or the dog park. They look like they're truly enjoying themselves, not just putting on a show because they're being paid. The whole thing, top down, is well thought out and made by people who would want to buy this themselves. In porn, this is as good as it gets.
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Release date: 2/2/2009
Reviewed on: 3/14/2009
Studio: Silver Sinema
Starring: Jana Cova, Lisa Daniels, Carli Banks, Whitney Stevens, Aurora Jolie, Mindy Main, Riley Evans, Ryder Skye, Sarah Vandella, Hunter Bryce, Hannah Hilton
Review brief: Ten girls in ten scenes of solo masturbation. There's no pretense of amateurs here: these girls are all above-average pretty, fake tits and all. They're made up, dressed up (at least a little) and placed on a nice set. It's a very slick and good-looking production all the way through. The action on screen, however, is tepid. If you like masturbation to look like a low-energy club dance or a magazine photoshoot, this is your DVD. If you like your women to look like they're truly getting off, then look elsewhere.
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Release date: 12/15/2008
Reviewed on: 3/13/2009
Studio: Homegrown
Starring: Jesse, Tara Tainton, Pauly Harker, Love Taylor, Frankie Sweets, Code T., Brad Tyler, Danielle Delaunay
Review brief: Four 20 minute scenes of one-on-one sex--three MF and one FF. It's a mixed bag. I think it's a step above most formula MF porn, but that's by averaging everything in. Tara's scene is the most unusual, Love's the least, the others somewhere in-between. Tara and Daniell's physical beauty makes it worth watching regardless, and I hope to see more (a lot more) of them both.
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Release date: 1/19/2009
Reviewed on: 3/12/2009
Studio: Score
Starring: Natalie Fiore
Review brief: It's training porn, like something you'd see in Maxim magazine. Natalie is beautiful but she never gets out of second gear. Some like it hot, but this is for those who like it luke warm.
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Release date: 8/1/2007
Reviewed on: 3/1/2009
Studio: Girlfriends Films
Starring: Jewels Jade, Celeste Star, Penny Porsche, Samantha Ryan, Kaci Starr, Emily Evermoore, Jennifer James, Magdalene St. Michaels
Directed by: Rena
Review brief: Eight performers in four scenes of hot older / younger sappho love. The stars (including the MILFs) are very attractive, there's a nice variation in their looks (blondes, brunettes, big boobs, small boobs) albiet everyone's white. No toys, no strap-ons, no sybians, for the many who don't like it. The sex looks less like a performance, and approaches Abby Winters in looking realistic. It's about as high a quality, eye-candy lesbian as you're likely to get.
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Release date: 7/26/2005
Reviewed on: 2/28/2009
Studio: Vivid
Starring: Asia Carrera, Dee [II] (classic female), Jessica, Nikki, Keisha, April, Dayton, Chennin Blanc, Isabella, Jade Marcela, Dale Dabone, Alexis Amore, Nicole Sheridan, Jewell Marceau, Briana Banks, Summer Fields, Sunrise Adams, Tawny Roberts, Olivia Saint, Lezley Zen, Trevor Zen, Savanna Samson, Mercedez, Taya, Bella Starr, Haley Paige, Kelly Kline, AnnMarie Rios
Review brief: This compilation of sex scenes from various movies have some great performers and a lot of variety. But it's marred by uneven quality, any-effort-is-too-much DVD production, IMO a misleading title and box art, and intrusive commercials. An incredible waste of time
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Release date: 10/28/2004
Reviewed on: 2/27/2009
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Starring: Christy Canyon, Lee Caroll, Linda Shaw, Trinity Loren, Rachel Ashley, Buffy Davis, Rhonda Jo Petty, Keli Stewart, Leslie Winston, Colleen Brennan
Review brief: A collection of lesbian scenes from 1980s-era porn. The sex is standard, stylized, fakey FF stuff. The actresses are generally attractive, but the video and audio quality are very uneven, often terrible. It's good if you want to see a particular obscure actress, but pass it by otherwise.
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Release date: 1/4/2007
Reviewed on: 2/26/2009
Studio: Girlfriends Films
Starring: Keisha, Emily DaVinci, Alicia Angel, Kaci Starr, Susan Evans, Mindy Lee, Kylie Richards, Nica Noelle
Directed by: Rena
Review brief: Eight girls in four scenes of older/younger lesbian action. The performers are attractive, the sex is excellent, and the production is eye-candy. And at well over 3 hours, you get a lot of lesbian bang for your buck.
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Release date: 12/22/2008
Reviewed on: 1/19/2009
Studio: Abby Winters
Starring: Katia, Patty, Zasha, Dom, Juliette K., Larissa M., Amy J., Becky T.
Directed by: Garion Hall
Review brief: Seven girls in nine videos (Zasha, Katia, Patty and Larissa each appear twice). Six videos are solo-masturbation, the other three are two-girl pairings. After 19 installments, it's still fresh and fun. If you like realistic female masturbation, this is a five-star DVD.
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Release date: 12/10/2008
Reviewed on: 1/18/2009
Studio: Abby Winters
Starring: Cleo, Angela White, Blaire, Fae
Directed by: Garion Hall, Patience
Review brief: Four girls in two girl-girl scenes of realistic-looking lesbian action. I think this appeals most to viewers who are turned off by the "cum on my filthy, freaky whore body" thing which dominates porn lately this is a throw-back to classics, both in content and look-and-feel. It's softer, it's laid-back, and it looks genuine. The girls are pretty in a real-world way. It's only an hour, but it's an hour well-spent.
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