jayo's Movie Reviews (194 - page 7)
Release date: 8/16/2007
Reviewed on: 8/26/2007
Studio: Score
Starring: Tina, Petra, Joana, Kelly Kay, Crisa, Florri
Review brief: If you like seriously big tits and you stylized masturbation, go for it. If you want real girls really getting themselves off, look elsewhere.
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Release date: 6/5/2007
Reviewed on: 8/7/2007
Studio: Abby Winters
Starring: Theresa, Marigold, Belinda F, Shelly B.
Directed by: Garion Hall, Susie
Review brief: Great stuff. If you like realistic-looking lesbian action, this is the first place you should go.
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Release date: 7/17/2007
Reviewed on: 8/5/2007
Studio: Abby Winters
Starring: Randy [I] (ambiguous), Janelle, Chloe B., Marigold, Ainslee, Josephine S., Katie J., Marie M., Michelle R., Sandy H., Shelly B., Toni B.
Directed by: Garion Hall
Review brief: If you hate the kind of masturbation videos where the girl's got a toy in each hole and she's bucking and carrying on, but you can still tell that she's really only thinking about who'll be kicked off American Idol tonight, then this is a welcome DVD. I keep this one at the top of the stack.
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Release date: 3/5/2007
Reviewed on: 6/2/2007
Studio: Devil's Film
Starring: Marilyn Chambers, Cindy Crawford, Savannah Stern, Lindsey Meadows, Dirk T. Sanchez, Glenn Alfonso, Luke Warm
Review brief: As an "instructional" it's pretty lightweight and too porn. As a porn it suffers from all the usual stuff: fakey looking performances and ear-grating music. If you want instruction, you'd be better off with a Betty Dodson video. If you want solo-girl action, you're better off with something from AbbyWinters.
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Release date: 5/22/2007
Reviewed on: 6/2/2007
Studio: Abby Winters
Starring: Gabrielle, Diana, Ashley, Kendra, Cassy, Glynn, Shelly B.
Directed by: Garion Hall
Review brief: Great if you like real-looking girls looking like they are *really* getting themselves off. Production quality is better than most internet-amateur videos, but lacks the slick-gloss of high-end porn.
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Release date: 4/7/2007
Reviewed on: 5/31/2007
Studio: Abby Winters
Starring: Paula, Miranda, Zena, Chloe B., Lucinda, Liandra, Mollie
Directed by: Garion Hall
Review brief: If you like realistic looking female masturbation movies with cute girls and good production values, this should be #1 on your list. Not artsy like Soloerotica, not raw-amateur, but nicely in-between. Anything it lacks it makes up for in charm and genuineness.
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Release date: 1/5/2007
Reviewed on: 5/19/2007
Studio: Ninn Worx
Starring: Dee [II] (classic female), Olivia del Rio, Wanda Curtis, Isabella, Victoria Zdrok, Anais, Nikita Denise, Terri Summers, Brittney Skye, Angel Cassidy, Ramona Luv, Michelle Michaels, Georgia Adair, Penny Flame, Melissa Lauren, Harmony Rose, Simony Diamond, Taryn Thomas, AJ Bailey, Caroline DeFale
Directed by: Michael Ninn
Review brief: If you're tired of the mid-level, uninspired porn photography that dominates most of product, this is a nice change of pace. It's like XXX rated MTV. But ultimately it's empty calories, the same content as the Nasty Girls Masturbating series. If you want gloss and beauty, this is great. If you want real women having real orgasms, you'd be better off looking elsewhere.
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Release date: 8/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/15/2007
Studio: Standard Digital
Starring: Kristara Barrington, Ron Jeremy, Marc Wallice, Blake Palmer, Kay Parker, Pamela Mann, Lisa Lake, Jerry Butler, Misty Dawn, Mike Ranger, Honey Wilder, Jay Serling, David Sanders, Craig Roberts, Colleen Brennan, Angel West, Rick Knutson
Directed by: Kirdy Stevens
Review brief: It's not Taboo, but what is? Still it has Kay Parker looking pretty hot, some steamy sex, and absolutely gorgeous cinematography. The plot is lame, but the rest of the movie looks like it was made by people who cared.
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Release date: 3/19/2007
Reviewed on: 4/17/2007
Studio: Swank Digital
Starring: Laura, Chantal, Carmen, Miranda, Constance, Lucy Love
Review brief: As a straight sex title, I like it. It's nicely produced, it has a lot of stuff to offer, you can jump right to your favorite stuff, and the girls are easy on the eyes. As a big-boob title it blows--the girls are busty but they're mostly ignored.
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Release date: 9/5/2006
Reviewed on: 4/9/2007
Studio: Swank Digital
Starring: Frank Major, James Brossman, Kristy, Thomas Stone, George Uhl, Bob Terminator, Daria, Wein Lewis, Nikki Rider, Michaella, J.J., Viginee
Directed by: Denys DeFrancesco
Review brief: As a straight sex title, I like it. It's nicely produced, it has a lot of stuff to offer including DP, straight sex, oral and anal; you can jump right to your favorite stuff, and the girls are easy on the eyes. As a big-boob title it blows--the girls are fairly busty but the tits are mostly ignored. Since this is "Gent" I expected more.
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Release date: 1/5/2007
Reviewed on: 4/8/2007
Studio: Damaged Productions
Starring: Sarah, Ashley, Kendra, Ice La Fox, Darcy
Review brief: A better than average-produced collection of 8 girls getting it on with fingers and toys for your amusement. The girls are very pretty and there's a lot of variation. However, they all look like they're putting on a show for you, not really masturbating to please themselves.
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Release date: 12/7/2006
Reviewed on: 4/7/2007
Studio: Off Beat Digital
Starring: Sunny Day, Darien Ross, Celestia Star, Stephanie Wylde
Review brief: A no-nonsense, no-frills, all sex title featuring 30-something looking girls with largish breasts. Standard sex, nothing spectacular. Boob-hounds will be disappointed because the "stacked" boobs are pretty much ignored. Get it if you're a big fan of one of the performers, otherwise save your money for something better.
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Release date: 9/4/2006
Reviewed on: 11/5/2006
Studio: Naughty America
Starring: Devon Michaels, Kayla Kupcakes, Stephanie Wylde, Puma Swede, Demi Delia
Directed by: Brett Brando
Review brief: I like women over 30. Over 40. I think they're often very attractive, but you don't see too much of them in porn. Maybe because porn miles are often hard miles. But either way, I'm pre-disposed to like a DVD like this. So you can read some of this my bitter disappointment. It started with the chapters. Five girls, and each one is conveniently broken into the same categories: blow job, sex and cumshot. Already I'm bored. Blow-job, fuck, cumshot is the soup, chicken and ice cream dollop of the porn bleu-plate special, and I'm friggen sick of it. The only way you can really make this work is to have some real hotties in here. I generally avoid calling women ugly, because I realize what's my cup of tea isn't anothers, and someone I don't find attractive may be another man's dream. Fine. But this is pushing it for me, because I'm supposed to like this. This is supposed to be up my alley. First scene is Puma Swede, a blonde who looks like a fake-titted version of the blonde tamborine player from The Muppet Show (for suuuuuuurely).
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Release date: 10/9/2006
Reviewed on: 11/5/2006
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Kaylee Sanchez, Ava Rose, Jazmine Leih, Lindsey Meadows, Britney Stevens, Miko Sinz
Review brief: A cute idea. A pretty girl gets a camcorder, goes into a room and films herself masturbating. The sort of thing you see on webcam services but you had to pay by the minute--not here. Here you get six girls going at it for a flat rate of the price of a DVD. I don't know how "true" this is, whether it's really just the girl by herself or if they've got a crew conveniently behind the camera. I've seen videos by women who really make these kinds of videos and sell them on the net. This looks a bit more professional to me--the color's really good and the audio lacks the environmental noise and hiss you typically get in these things. But maybe they just had high-end equipment. Who knows. The video does look better the low-end amateur and cheap stuff I've seen. No music. Quite a few chapter stops per girl, which is a nice touch. Lindsey Meadows A slender girl with small breasts, long brown hair and frilly purple underwear.
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Release date: 10/2/2006
Reviewed on: 11/5/2006
Studio: Score
Starring: Melissa (ambiguous), Lisa Sparxxx, Annie Swanson, Nicole Peters, Kellie Garnett, Casey Cleavage
Review brief: Used to be when you got a big boob video, you got women with big boobs. Lately I've seen a lot of "big boob" videos with girls who look like plump b-cups, c-cups at best, so it's nice to see a real, honest-to-god, big boob video for a change. Stacked and packed is a series of videos with big-boob models (the girls who pose in their magazines, not real porn-stars) masturbating and puting on a show. Just about all of these girls appear in Score or Voluptuous (usually both), so there's a lot of cross-promotion. There are six scenes, each with a different girl. While the scenes vary in the details, the formula is pretty much the same. The girl starts out partially dressed on a set, she plays with her breasts quite a lot, then pulls out some sort of toy and masturbates in various positions. The neat thing about Score is they usually put the extra effort into their videos. Video and camera work is squarely in-between the beautiful-but-artsy Diva Girls and the crappy, shaky-camera, low rent stuff.
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Release date: 8/1/2006
Reviewed on: 9/4/2006
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Alex Sanders, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tony Tedeschi, Eric Masterson, Van Damage, Anna Mills, Devon Michaels, Seth Dickens, Holly Wellin, Jenna Presley
Directed by: Jace Rocker
Review brief: Originally I thought this was a feature, but it's really five scenes linked by the thread of a radio talk show host (Devon Michaels) taking calls and telling stories. I never really understood the need to link these things--either you need a full-blown plot or just give me a compilation. But whatever. The acting sucks, so there's not really much left except the sex. Five scenes, three are boy/girl, two are two guys and one girl. Devon is featured in one of each. In scene one a cowboy train robber (!) boffs the one passenger in the car, Anna Mills. Scene two has Devon stopping off in the middle of nowhere to relieve herself, and get porked by a farm hand on the trunk of her car. Scene three has a girl getting it from two service men. Scene four has something to do with a haunted house, and scene five is Devon taking on two guys in the radio station studio. Pretty vanilla sex--vaginal in a various positions, oral, a little pussy-licking, but that's it. No anal (that I saw), no masturbation, no toys, and even though Devon has huge tits, they pretty much go to waste here.
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Release date: 6/7/2006
Reviewed on: 9/3/2006
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Roxanne Hall, Kylie Ireland, Shayla LaVeaux, Peach, Pantera, Isabella Camille, Giana, Holly Hollywood, Sharon Wild, Zana, Adriana Sage, Katie Morgan, Monique Alexander, Carmen Luvana, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Cytherea, Lili Thai, Sarah Blake, Chanel Chavez, Eve Laurence, Jenaveve Jolie, Randi Wright, Sindy Lange, Justine Joli, Hailey Young, Sunny Lane, Tianna Kai, Carmen Hart, Kelly Kline, Dee Rio, Sintia, Charley Laine, Ladi Lexi
Review brief: I find this a very uneven DVD, because there are a bunch of things I like about it and things I don't like. Typically DVDs tend to be more heavily one or the other. The good: * It's 4 hours long, which is bang for your buck. It's a compilations of lesbian scenes with (usually) two or (sometimes more) girls, so you get a lot of scenes. * The girls are better than I typically see. They're very pretty, they have nice bods, and there's quite a lot of variation, so if you like small tits, you got some, larger tits, you got some. Blondes, brunettes, some asians, a latino or two. No black chicks, unfortunately. * The lighting, sound and camera work is no-nonsense. You see what you ought to seeing, not looking out the window instead. No frustrated rock-video artists here. * No gross-outs. It seems like the last several titles I've watched were made people with snot fetishes, and I find long saliva/mucous trails arching from one's mouth to another's clit to be gross.
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Release date: 2/24/2004
Reviewed on: 7/21/2006
Studio: Private
Starring: Vicca, Zenza Raggi, Mike Foster, Valentino, Nicolette, Anita Dark, Alberto Rey, Hakan, Sophie Call, Beata, Reinhardt, Nikita Gross, Riny Rey, Monika Jestel, Andy Priscilla, Judith Canape, Amalia Colen
Review brief: This is one of those videos that, at least from a marketing standpoint, wants to be something special. Something more than just five fuck scenes. These are stories... It's just five fuck scenes, people. Straight sex. Some pretty locales. Nice color photography. The girls are okay looking. The guys--whatever. Scene 1: "Stockholm" - three guys on a roof of a building lure two girls up. Gang-bang ensues. There's some nice photography of fireworks going off in the background. Scene 2: "The Money or Your Body" two girls show up at a nightclub. They meet a guy. Another guy shows up. Fucking begins. Scene 3: "Real Service" Guy rents a room. Takes a shower, hooks up with chambermaid, fucks her. Scene 4: "Wine and Women" two hot girls in what looks like a wine cellar.
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Release date: 1/9/2006
Reviewed on: 7/8/2006
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Sabrine Maui, Melissa Lauren, Sandy Simmers, Kayla Lynn, Kelly Kline
Review brief: Female masturbation movies (like everything else, I suppose) runs the gamut in production. Ninn's Soloerotica series boasts many girls in very artistic and stylized views. I've seen others that look like magazine photo shoots. And some look like they were shot at home on 8mm. This is one of the more spartan and streamlined DVDs. No extras, but nothing junking it up either. Five girls, five scenes, using fingers and one toy. A simple room and a couch to work on. No music, no dumb interviews. No crazy camera angles. No fancy video effects. Not even much lingerie. The downside to this is there's not a lot of variation. The girls tend to look very similar (they're all young, about the same level of pretty). They tend to wear about the same amount of clothes which quickly gets stripped off. They go through a similar routine. So if you like a voluptuous girl--forget it. If you want to see frilly lingerie (for long)--forget it. On the plus side, there's a simplicity and a real-ness to it that I like. I hate fakey sex.
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Release date: 3/21/2006
Reviewed on: 7/4/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Scott Lyons, Katie Morgan, Talon, Ava Ramon, Richard Kline, Havana Ginger, Puma Swede, Madison James, Britney Manson
Directed by: Mark Kismet
Review brief: You don't have to promise much in a big-boob video, because as long as the stars are busty, you've fulfilled your mission. But some titles are better than others, and this is as good as I've seen in awhile. The video is well done, the models are pretty, there's no annoying music. Sound is okay, but the interview volume is whacked--it's tough to hear what these people say even though there's a big-ass microphone right there. There are lots of chapters so you can skip to something you like. There's also a nice feature that lets you "pick a star," where they actually put the star and her name together so you can figure out who's who. Nice touch. Five scenes plus extras: 1. Ava Ramon - blonde with long, softly curly hair and big fake boobs. Begins with clips of masturbation, then goes into a video interview (why do they do these things in the movie? Put it as an extra). Action begins with her and a guy, starts with a little nipple sucking, then a blowjob, fucking with her on her back, then the reverse cowgirl, and so on. 2.
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Release date: 2/24/2006
Reviewed on: 7/2/2006
Studio: Bad Seed
Starring: Frank Gun, Byron Long, Tommy Gunn, Jennifer Luv, Alicia Rhodes, Sativa Rose, Carmen Hayes, Luccia, Xana Star
Directed by: Brett Maverick
Review brief: Stars Luccia, Alicia Rhodes, Carmen Hayes, Xana, Sativa Rose, Jennifer Luv, Tommy Gunn, Byron Long and Frank Gun Five major scenes plus one "bonus" scene, photo gallery and trailers for other titles. I must be out of it. I just don't care for some of the things that are going on in modern flicks, but you can't really tell from the box covers what you're going to get. For example--I hate spitting; but this movie (and an alarming number of others) have enough spit and phlegm to make me thing I'm watching ALIEN. Are they chewing tobacco?? My other major beef, and this title is a prime example, is what it means to be a "big boob" movie. You'd think you'd be after people (like me) who like big boobs. You'd think they would be featured in the movie. Yet many of these movies, and Jiggly Juggs is a great example, look like someone said "she's got D-cups--use that scene" regardless of anything else. So if you really like big tits, that's great but you're mostly going to see them ignored. They may get a cursory touch or a suck or a stroke, but not much more than that.
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Release date: 6/8/2005
Reviewed on: 4/14/2006
Studio: Score
Starring: Lydia, Anya, Trina, Leana, Alya
Review brief: This one really surprised me, because Score Group normally makes pretty good videos. This one features Russian teens, and there are some Russian motif design for the graphics, but that's pretty much it. It's really five girls boning themselves and each other in 7 scenes shot on a single set that could have been shot in anyone's spare bedroom. There is no music, nothing really to set a scene or a feeling of exotica. At least the girls are cute. This is aimed at the "teen" fetish, so the girls all have that "barely legal" look, like they just got home from cheerleading practice (though the effect is spoiled on one girl who has what looks to me like a C-section scar). They're all very thin, small-breasted and have natural hair and a minimum of makeup and no lingerie. All five girls have solo scenes using fingers and vibrators. Alya also teams up for two lesbian scenes. Video is good, no-nonsense work.
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Release date: 4/27/2005
Reviewed on: 4/14/2006
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Dillan Lauren, Tiffany Holiday, Keeani Lei, Tory Lane, Victoria Sweet
Directed by: Brother Love
Review brief: I don't have a fetish for big toys, but I do like masturbation videos and I was intrigued. This is a collection of six girls going to town on themselves with "big toys." The girls are all slender and pretty, except for Alyssa Knight, who's got medium-sized boobs and is strikingly beautiful. There's a nice mix between blondes and brunettes. Some are more talkative than others, though the bad audio makes it difficult to hear what they're saying. The scenes are all variations on the same thing. The girl starts out wearing little and caresses herself, then begins working herself over with dildos and vibrators of various size and shape. Honestly I'd only rate a couple of them as being truly BIG, and both are handled by Alektra Blue--a great big purple dildo and a huge red butt plug. In both cases there's a little bit of a cheat, in that they only go in part way--so if you you are looking to see these girls truly get stretched out by these monster toys, you're going to be disappointed, or they're fucking double-dildos that are longer rather than wide.
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Release date: 3/2/2006
Reviewed on: 4/14/2006
Studio: XOXO Pictures
Starring: Monika, Katka, Lucie, Marketa
Review brief: There's not a whole lot to this DVD. It's advertised at 140 minutes, but that's divided among four girls total and five scenes. No extras except a "photo gallery". The girls are three blondes and a brunette: Marketa, Lucie, Katka and Monika. They're all slender, pretty and naturally small breasted. Each scene features two of the girls in lesbian action. There is no plot--each scene begins with the girls naked (or nearly) and ready to go. One scene begins with them playing with body paint. Another begins with the bed covered with balloons, but it's pretty much all lesbian action. There's a fair amount of diversity of action. Some kissing and petting, some nipple sucking, some finger fucking, some cunnilingus, some dildo action and a little bit of strap-on, so it's not always the same thing every time. No dialog, only a little bit of talk. Some moaning and carrying on. Most of the scenes have the ubiquitous bad porn music soundtrack but it's usually toned down when the moaning starts. I found it a very mediocre title. The girls were pretty but nothing fantastic.
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Release date: 1/26/2006
Reviewed on: 4/3/2006
Studio: Ninn Worx
Starring: Dee [II] (classic female), Nicolette, Wanda Curtis, Anais, Rita Faltoyano, Brittney Skye, Jodie Moore, Jana Cova, Angel Cassidy, Cailey Taylor, Michelle Michaels, Katsuni, Georgia Adair, Shy Love, Jenaveve Jolie, Justine Joli, Sharon Haven, Zara Mars, Laura Capri, Diana Doll
Directed by: Michael Ninn
Review brief: Female masturbation videos tend to be simple: girl walks in, introduces herself, strips, settles onto the bed or the sofa and goes to town. The lighting is flat, the camera work is straight-foward, the sets one step away from the stage of Our Town. Michael Ninn brings rock-video techniques to the genre. Each scene in his collections is it's own video experience. The camera work, the editing, the music, the movements, the settings, all blend together to this effect. Whether you like it is debatable. For pure sex, it leaves something to be desired. The scenes are short, the girls (in this video anyway) only use fingers, and the camera/editing is such that you don't get those long, close-ups of stroking and plunging fingers and tweaked nipples. Often the camera is wafting in and out of the scene--the hand here, the face there, the wind-blown curtains over there. But it makes up for this in so many ways. The girls are a cut above--maybe three cuts above.
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