Diary Of a MILF 3 Review

Reviewed by jayo  on  11/5/2006

I like women over 30. Over 40. I think they're often very attractive, but you don't see too much of them in porn. Maybe because porn miles are often hard miles. But either way, I'm pre-disposed to like a DVD like this.

So you can read some of this my bitter disappointment. It started with the chapters. Five girls, and each one is conveniently broken into the same categories: blow job, sex and cumshot.

Already I'm bored. Blow-job, fuck, cumshot is the soup, chicken and ice cream dollop of the porn bleu-plate special, and I'm friggen sick of it.

The only way you can really make this work is to have some real hotties in here.

I generally avoid calling women ugly, because I realize what's my cup of tea isn't anothers, and someone I don't find attractive may be another man's dream. Fine. But this is pushing it for me, because I'm supposed to like this. This is supposed to be up my alley.

First scene is Puma Swede, a blonde who looks like a fake-titted version of the blonde tamborine player from The Muppet Show (for suuuuuuurely). She's got great big fake boobs that look good when she's standing up and awful in any other position. The rest of her--whatever. She takes on two guys at the same time. Blow-job, fuck, cumshot. Or BFC. That's what I'm going to call it from now on.

Second scen is Stephaniem, a brunette who looks like a dark haired version of Puma except her tits look real (real bad). She only gets one guy. BFC.

Demi Delia is another brunette, kinda cute. Fair boobs if you don't get a good look at them. One guy. BFC.

Devon Michaels is another brunette, about the same as Demi Delia. One guy. BFC.

Kayla Kupbackes is a blonde with long, stringy hair. She seems the prettiest to me, but again that helps if you don't get a good hard look. Same thing with her big, fake boobs. BFC.

Video is okay. The sex is by the numbers. There's a thread of a story line with each girl writing in her diary about hooking up with her guy, one was a mechanic, one was working on her house, etc. Ho hum. Audio was acceptable. But the whole thing has the look of being what it is, the about the least they
could do for the money.

If this were an old Hustler rating, I'd give it totally limp.