jayo's Movie Reviews (194 - page 3)
Release date: 3/1/2011
Reviewed on: 3/12/2011
Studio: Girlfriends Films
Starring: Dylan Ryan, Simone Valentino, Ryan Keely, Jett Bleu, Nic Switch, Delores Haze
Directed by: Jincey Lumpkin
Review brief: Artsy-fartsy masturbation. I think they're too stylized for their own good. The always moving camera, relentless cut cut cut works great on trailers and teases but becomes annoying fast when it's time for serious action. It's like watching a scene from the back of a milling crowd where you never get a satisfying look. I think the concept is good, but the execution needs refinement.
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Release date: 12/8/2009
Reviewed on: 3/12/2011
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Starring: Barry Vane, Zachary Strong, Mira Vane, Caro Keff, Rod Tuiet, Mara Dunn
Directed by: E. Tense
Review brief: Savoy says, "tell me a story through sex." Tell me a good story through sex, because this one sucks.
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Release date: 12/1/2003
Reviewed on: 1/30/2011
Studio: VCX
Review brief: A unjustly forgotten feature from the "classic" era (1980). Annette Haven wears a blonde wig to play an old time movie actress who loved getting laid. The actress's house is now a hotel, so there's a lot of fooling around going on. Also appearing are Brooke West, Mai Lin, Dhaije Taan, Bonnie Holiday, Blair Harris, David Morris, Holly Page, Harmony, Nikki Anderson. If you like features from that era, check it out. The story is preposterous (as most are) but it's fun, Annette Haven was in her prime, and the soundtrack features some cool jazz to break up the monotony of crap porn rock. No anal, no cream pies, no pile-drivers, and definitely no condoms. But if you like your porn laid back and easy going, and it looks like the performers are actually having some fun, it's worth seeing.
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Release date: 11/5/2008
Reviewed on: 1/7/2011
Studio: Sticky Video
Starring: Jade, Naughty Alysha
Directed by: Adam Masters
Review brief: Very much a fetish genre title: huge insertions. It's great if that's your overriding interest, but gets monotonous very quickly.
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Release date: 12/13/2007
Reviewed on: 12/5/2010
Studio: Girlfriends Films
Starring: Keisha, Lacey Love, Lyndsey Love, Ariel X, Bobbi Starr
Review brief: Five scenes of FF realistic-looking lesbian sex, featuring real-life identical twins Lacey and Lyndsey Love. No--they don't get it on themselves each scene features only one or the other partnered with another performer. This is the usual Girlfriends Films fare, so if you're familiar with them you know what to expect: there's a plot-line going if you want to watch it, but it's easily skipped over for sex. The performers are attractive, the scenes are well shot. Audio and video are clean and bright. Other than the disappointment of twins who don't actually get together (then what's the point?), it's a good feature.
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Release date: 5/10/2006
Reviewed on: 12/5/2010
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Starring: Lotta Topp
Review brief: Lotta Topp is an obscurity, but should have been a star: she was rather pretty (I think she looks a little like Trinity Lauren), she has big breasts and a huge clit. And she did hardcore. This DVD is a collection of her clips from various films you probably never saw. Sex varies from straight MF to dildo masturbation and a little light lesbian. Video quality is fair, sound quality varies from acceptable to atrocious. No extras. Almost any question about this DVD could be answered by "because they couldn't do less." Worth getting if you're a Lotta Topp fan because there's almost nothing else. But only for that reason.
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Release date: 6/11/2010
Reviewed on: 10/31/2010
Studio: Daring
Starring: Nick Lang, James Brossman, Mya Diamond, Csoky Ice, Mugur, Blue Angel, Clark Kent, Lea Lexis, Sorana, Tanya Tate, Brandy Smile
Directed by: Kendo
Review brief: Five scenes, four straight sex and one lesbian, in a 97 minute compilation. It's artsy, music-video, high concept "erotic" porn. Imagery reminds me somewhat of early Bob Guccione from Penthouse, and Michael Ninn's stuff. It'll probably ring your bell if you like semi-surrealistic porn with dramatic ambient music you'll hate it if you want something down 'n dirty, gritty, or otherwise more raw in look and feel.
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Release date: 2/2/2010
Reviewed on: 10/3/2010
Studio: Girlfriends Films
Starring: Rayveness, Cindy, Samantha Ryan, Deauxma, Dana DeArmond, Missy Stone, Hayden Night
Review brief: Pure Girlfriends Films goodness. 3 hours of two-girl lesbian sex in four scenes. A nice mix of performers and body types, except that everyone's ethnically white (no minorities). There's a story line if you want it, but you can easily skip past it if you don't. The DVD is well made from one-end to the other. If you love GF's other offerings, this won't disappoint. If you've never seen a Girlfriends Films DVD, this is as good a place to start as any.
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Release date: 1/28/2009
Reviewed on: 9/19/2010
Studio: Abby Winters
Starring: Sahara, Zora, Patty, Zasha, Dennie, Carys, Beck, Kiona, Lou-Ellyn, Carolyne, Claire J., Meagan G
Directed by: Garion Hall
Review brief: 12 different girls in 10 scenes, no repeats. Two scenes are two-girl (no lesbian contact) and the rest are all solo efforts. There's a nice mixture of body types and masturbation styles here so you probably won't be bored: large breasted, small breasted, sitting, standing, in bed, in chairs, outdoors--even one in a car. The only common thing not represented is any kind of toy--no dildos or vibrators--just fingers. This is up to Abby Winters's usual high standards. The audio and video is crisp and clean. The DVD is attractive and well presented. Highly recommended.
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Release date: 7/7/2010
Reviewed on: 9/19/2010
Studio: Abby Winters
Starring: Milena, Giselle, Vanda, Zita, Alma, Jette, Haylee Lee, Manuela, Keilyn, Katherine F., Hannah C
Directed by: Garion Hall
Review brief: 13 girls in 11 scenes of realistic-looking female masturbation. Two scenes are two-girl with some lesbian contact, one is a two-girl but they just watch each other, and the rest are solo appearances. There's a nice mixture of body types and masturbation styles here so you probably won't be bored: somewhat-large breasted, small breasted, sitting, standing, in bed, in a bathtub. A couple of the girls use toys. It's up to Abby Winters's usual high standards of production. Video and Audio are crisp and clean and the DVD is attractive and well presented.
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Release date: 4/21/2010
Reviewed on: 7/10/2010
Studio: Abby Winters
Starring: Klaudia, Roxy, Kamila, Mei, Hayden, Evette, Joannie, Navah, Hannah C, Rachel S
Directed by: Garion Hall
Review brief: 10 women in 9 scenes of solo masturbation and one FF mutual masturbation. Standard, high-quality AW fare: pretty to look at and no annoying music. Orgasms appear real. Lots of variation so there ought to be something to please. If you have a big-boob fetish it's disappointing, but Chloe and Angie can't be in every DVD.
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Release date: 5/12/2010
Reviewed on: 7/10/2010
Studio: Girlfriends Films
Starring: Anita Dark, Brooke Lee Adams, Brea Bennett, Heather Starlet, Tanya Tate
Review brief: Another lesbian, story-driven feature from Girlfriends Films. Lesbian Psychodramas is largely about coercion and manipulation and head games. But if you don't care about plot, you can easily skip right to the sex. No toys/sybians. Lots of FF sex. Five girls in four scenes, all FF. Production values are high and the whole thing looks like it was made by people who would watch this themselves.
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Release date: 3/30/2010
Reviewed on: 7/10/2010
Studio: Girlfriends Films
Starring: Dyanna Lauren, Julia Ann, Rayveness, Brooke Lee Adams, Brea Bennett, Jessica Bangkok
Review brief: Eight performers in four scenes of all-lesbian sex: three are FF, one scene is FFF. This is a story-driven feature but it's constructed so you can skip through the plot easily if you don't care about it, or you can easily follow the story if you do. Production values are high, and the whole thing is well thought out and executed. No toys or Sybians. The women are attractive and the orgasms look real.
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Release date: 6/15/2010
Reviewed on: 7/5/2010
Studio: Girlfriends Films
Starring: Rayveness, Avy Scott, Angel Dark, Sara Stone, Georgia Jones, Dia Zerva, Prinzzess, Ashlyn Rae
Review brief: Eight girls in four scenes of lesbian sex (no toys), set in the mid 50s when Stag films and "art studies" lurked in the back pages of men's magazines. With an emphasis on period costumes and lingerie, the emphasis here is marrying 50s/60s-era glamour with modern hot sex and slick production values.
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Release date: 4/8/2010
Reviewed on: 5/29/2010
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Starring: Bunny Bleu, Amber Lynn, Mai Lin, Joey Silvera, Ron Jeremy, Nina Hartley, Joanna Storm, Kay Parker, Bridgette Monet, Harry Reems, Jerry Butler, Dave Cannon, Summer Rose
Review brief: An anthology of early 80s era porn. A couple people actually deserve the "superstar" status but most don't. The credits (and lack thereof) defy logic. Video quality is so-so, but the audio is unlistenable. It's a decent DVD if you're a fan of the performers and you want to see someone again, but overall it's mediocre at best. Lower your expectations and you may be satisfied.
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Release date: 3/30/2010
Reviewed on: 5/28/2010
Studio: Girlfriends Films
Starring: Rayveness, Jana Cova, Daisy Layne, Heidi Mayne, Brenda James, Prinzzess, Victoria White, Ariella Ferrera
Review brief: Four scenes of realistic looking lesbian sex, with an emphasis on eroticism instead of raunch. High quality production values and hot performers make this a winner. You'd think after 60 volumes they'd just be knocking these out with no enthusiasm or effort, but you'd never know it to look af it.
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Release date: 3/26/2010
Reviewed on: 5/16/2010
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Starring: Sharon Kane, Jamie Gillis, John Holmes, John Leslie, Erica Boyer, Seka, Juliet Anderson, Suzanne French, Lemay
Review brief: An anthology of clips from Juliet Anderson (Aunt Peg)'s films. You either have to be a fan of hers, or be interested in the Golden Age (70s/80s) to appreciate this. If you are, it's a lot of fun. If you don't care for that period, then you'll probably find this too vanilla for your tastes.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 10/20/2009
Reviewed on: 5/15/2010
Studio: Kick Ass
Starring: Sabrina, Kim, Autumn, Krystal, Joey Lynn
Directed by: Dirty D
Review brief: Direct to garbage-can video isn't worth using as coffee coaster. If you want women riding Sybians, you can find far, far better alternatives.
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Release date: 12/23/2009
Reviewed on: 4/12/2010
Studio: Abby Winters
Starring: Monika, Tiana, Sylvanna, Mia H., Khristine, Aisling Walsh, Aleit, Alice Y, Charlotte E., Col, Lisa T.
Directed by: Garion Hall
Review brief: 11 performers in 10 scenes of solo-female masturbation (and one two-girl masturbation scene) with no repeats. Each scene has a single camera locked into position and no film crew, giving it a voyeuristic, realistic hidden-camera feel, except that the production values are a lot better. Video and sound are great, and the DVD looks like it was made by people who actually use their own products. If you like realistic female masturbation, it doesn't get any better than this.
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Release date: 2/24/2010
Reviewed on: 4/12/2010
Studio: Abby Winters
Starring: Monika, Alex, Nikita, Roxy, Susie, J.P.X., Katarina, Madison Parker, Angelica Heart, Brandy Smile, Mia Vendome
Directed by: Garion Hall
Review brief: 11 women in 9 scenes of realistic-looking solo or tandem masturbation. No toys, no Sybians, no over-the-top screaming orgasms. The performers are pretty in a real-world way, and the scenes have a hidden-camera feel so it looks as if the girls are really getting off the way they would if the camera weren't there at all. If you're tired of fakey lap-dance shows, this is the place to go.
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Release date: 12/9/2009
Reviewed on: 4/11/2010
Studio: Abby Winters
Starring: Maria [I] (ambiguous), Larissa, Anabella, Blaire, Anneke, Joannie
Directed by: Garion Hall
Review brief: Three titles and six girls (no repeats) of realistic-looking lesbian sex. It's another Abby Winters blend of amateur-looking action with high production values. If you like lesbian sex with women who look like people you meet at the local coffee house, without giant toys, silicone boobs or full-body tattoos, this is your show.
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Release date: 2/2/2010
Reviewed on: 4/9/2010
Studio: Girlfriends Films
Starring: Rayveness, Zoe Britton, Evie Delatosso, Faye Reagan, Prinzzess, Victoria White, Ashlyn Rae
Review brief: The third in the Pin-Up Girls series, a lesbian soap-opera about 1950s era lingerie models who are coming in touch with their sappho side. If you're familiar with the pervious two editions, this is pretty much the same except for the actress combinations, except that Sara Stone and Avy Scott join the cast, replacing Faye Reagan and Evie Delatosso. It's high-quality, realistic-looking lesbian action with the edition of old-fashioned lingerie which looks great on these ladies. The sex is hot but not edgy, so this could be a good couple's movie.
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Release date: 12/21/2009
Reviewed on: 4/9/2010
Studio: Girlfriends Films
Starring: Rayveness, Kimberly Kane, Zoe Britton, Faye Reagan, Prinzzess, Victoria White, Ashlyn Rae
Review brief: First in the Pin-Up Girls series, set in the I Love Lucy era where you got your porn of topless girls in the backs of magazines. The lesbian adventures of lingerie models and their friends trying to make some extra money by going a little farther. Lots of lingerie shots, if you have a Bettie Draper-fucks-Peggy-Olson fantasy. The lesbo sex is realistic-looking and not so over-the-top, no toys or appliances. All the performers are very good looking. At over 2 hours, it's high quality and a great value.
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Release date: 2/2/2010
Reviewed on: 3/14/2010
Studio: Girlfriends Films
Starring: Rayveness, Zoe Britton, Evie Delatosso, Faye Reagan, Prinzzess, Victoria White, Ashlyn Rae
Review brief: Four scenes of no-toy, no-strap-on, realistic-looking lesbian sex, in a nearly 3-hour DVD. The scenes are set in the mid-1950s when Bettie Page and Bunny Yaeger ruled the men's magazine shelves. In some respects, it's like they took the parts of the tv show Mad Men where Bettie Draper is wearing period lingerie, and made an adult lesbian movie. As if Betty Draper and Peggy Olson got it on. If you're tired of the current tatted-n-pierced hip-hop crap that is most porn these days, then Pin-Up Girls is an excellent change of pace.
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Release date: 10/14/2009
Reviewed on: 2/21/2010
Studio: Dynasty Group Distribution
Starring: John Holmes, Marilyn Chambers, John Leslie, Jesie St. James, David Morris, Richard Pacheco, Mike Ranger, Joan Turner, Robert Pennard, Serena [II] (classic)
Directed by: Godfrey Daniels
Review brief: A true classic, and possibly the best porn movie ever made, gets a first-class transfer onto DVD. Besides being erotic, beautifully shot and edited, you get a quality video transfer, clean sound, many chapters, and real special extras: two audio commentary tracks, plus an interview and an original trailer. This is the single best Porn DVD I've seen, and I'm not even a big Marilyn Chambers fan.
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