jayo's Movie Reviews (194 - page 2)
Release date: 3/4/2013
Reviewed on: 3/31/2013
Studio: Viv Thomas
Starring: Antonya, Iwia, Viktoria Diamond, Lexi Lowe, Nicole Smith
Review brief: Five women in five scenes of simulated, stylized masturbation. The performers are all very attractive, there's a nice mix of scenes and situations, and the DVD is very well put together and presented. The sex itself, however, is cool, distant, and nothing to write home about.
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Release date: 6/30/2011
Reviewed on: 1/26/2013
Studio: Score
Starring: Anna Song
Review brief: 2 hours and 20 minutes of solo-masturbation by one of the best looking, huge breasted models to come out of The Score Group. Great if you like more realistic, laid-back jilling with fingers and the odd purple dildo or vibe you'll be disappointed if you like your solo-sex more X-treme, lap-dancy, or otherwise amped up for show.
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Release date: 3/1/2005
Reviewed on: 1/25/2013
Studio: Caballero
Starring: Mike Horner, Joey Silvera, Billy Dee, Kay Parker, Michael Morrison, Lisa De Leeuw, Annette Haven, Jon Martin, Rhonda Jo Petty, Dorothy LeMay, Herschel Savage, K.C. Valentine, Dale Meador, Michael Johnson, Danielle [II] (classic)
Directed by: Ken Gibb
Review brief: A medicore movie from the "golden age" of features (1982) it's patterned after "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" with Annette Haven as the madame and Mike Horner as the sheriff who loves her. The movie is so-so but the DVD transfer is feces. If you want to see the movie, find it on VHS or Beta or on streaming video.
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Release date: 12/8/2009
Reviewed on: 6/17/2012
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Starring: Minnie Clayton, Blaire Jefferson, Shira Goodlow, Candice Lipton
Directed by: Tom Booker
Review brief: An obscure english-language (i.e. dubbed) feature from Europe circa 1985, starring nobody you ever heard of. The actresses have natural (and small) boobs (which is fine if you like 'em that way), the sex is pretty vanilla, but with an emphasis on fellatio, you get the crap music soundtrack, and a collection of extras (four scenes and a bunch of trailers) of dubious value. I'd recommend it only if you're already aware of the title and want it, or you recognize one of the performers. Otherwise, it's just not worth the time.
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Release date: 5/3/2012
Reviewed on: 6/17/2012
Studio: Girlfriends Films
Starring: Nicole Moore, Avy Scott, Sara Stone, Riley Evans, Cassandra Calogera, Haley Cummings, Alexia Rae
Review brief: Seven performers in four scenes of FF lesbian sex. All the performers are naturally-breasted, all except one are busty. All performers are very attractive, the sex is hot, and the scenes are long. Only one scene includes a strap-on the rest are fingers & tongues only. The video and audio quality are great the DVD is well put together, and overall looks like it was made by people who would buy their own product and value repeat customers. If you like big boobs, realistic-looking lesbian sex and a quality product, this is as good as it gets.
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Release date: 1/25/2012
Reviewed on: 6/11/2012
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Julia Ann, jessica drake, Misty Stone, Lily LaBeau
Review brief: Three porn stars (Julia Ann, Lily Labeau and Missy Stone) demonstrate female masturbation along with some instruction by Jessica Drake. It tries to cut a middle line between instructional videos and porn, and doesn't really do either particularly well, but doesn't outright fail either. It's so-so, but unless you want to see one of those performers in particular, you're better off getting either a dedicated instructional video or a dedicated masturbation video, instead of this half-n-half.
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Release date: 5/3/2012
Reviewed on: 6/8/2012
Studio: Girlfriends Films
Starring: Julia Ann, Jelena Jensen, Samantha Ryan, Nicki Hunter, Elexis Monroe, Syren De Mer, Malena Morgan, Hayden Hawkens
Review brief: Eight performers in four scenes of FF lesbian sex, no toys, no Sybians--just fingers and tongues. Unlike other Girlfriends Films titles, this one has no story or plot each scene is broken into two long (over half-an-hour each) sections of interview/chat and then sex. The self-interviews are nicely done--they're not all the same and they really make the personalities come out. The sex scenes are great, production values are high, and it's well-done all around.
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Release date: 12/15/2000
Reviewed on: 4/22/2012
Studio: Caballero
Starring: Tom Byron, Paul Thomas, Marc Wallice, Joanna Storm, Eric Edwards, Kay Parker, Blair Harris, Laurie Smith, Honey Wilder, Janey Robbins
Directed by: Robert McCallum
Review brief: A feature from the early 80s. Kay Parker is a therapist brought in to coax withdrawn teen Tom Byron out of his shell. Mainly MF sex with one FF bathtub scene, one solo-female scene, and a brief j/o by Tom Byron. Your opinion will largely depend on whether you like Playboy or Hustler, as this is definitely the former. Sex is vanilla and not so explicit as modern stuff. Kay Parker is only in one sex scene. But overall it's fun and well done.
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Release date: 10/13/2011
Reviewed on: 4/22/2012
Studio: Score
Starring: Merilyn Sekova
Review brief: Merilyn Sakova is a huge-breasted model featured in 2-hours of solo masturbation videos she uses fingers and dildos, no Sybians or unusual toys. It's shot in standard def and I find the video a bit soft on the computer, but it looks good on the old TV. There are eleven major scenes and numerous chapter stops in-between. There's no annoying music track. You have to really like Merilyn Sakova and want to see her getting herself off, because it's two hours of nothing else. If you like big boobs and girls by themselves with nothing but fingers and dildo vibes, this should be #1 on your wish list.
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Release date: 8/18/2011
Reviewed on: 1/8/2012
Studio: PornFidelity
Starring: Kelly Madison, Brandy Talore, Ryan Madison, Bree Olson, Haley Cummings, Alexia Rae
Directed by: Kelly Madison
Review brief: You can't watch this with your pants on.
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Release date: 11/16/2011
Reviewed on: 1/7/2012
Studio: Abby Winters
Starring: Jade, Gaby, Jenna, Dahlia, Gretchen, Kandice, Fleur, Adelle, Gina J., Jodhi
Directed by: Garion Hall
Review brief: Abby Winters puts eroticism back in porn. Ten real-world-attractive women in realistic solo masturbation scenes. You're not going to see silicone boobs, liposucked guts, $300 haircuts and botox faces. You won't see screaming orgasms that threaten to set off car alarms on the street. There are no rabbit vibes the size of magnum champagne bottles, no Pooh-bears with strap-ons, no games of hide-the-beaded-necklace. What you're left with is something that looks voyeuristic--like you're seeing something that only you can see, something private and personal and for your eyes only.
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Release date: 5/10/2010
Reviewed on: 12/31/2011
Studio: VCX
Starring: Sharon Kane, Sharon Mitchell, Joanna Storm, Tiffany Clark, Kelly Nichols, R. Bolla, Alan Adrian, Fred Lincoln, Ashley Moore [II] (male)
Directed by: Henri Pachard
Review brief: I've watched a fair number of "classics" and most of them suck. This one's actually pretty good. It attempts to be a little better than the average porno without turning into a pretentous piece of shit. The original film was quality and the DVD transfer is done well. Best of all you get some stars when they were young and smoking, like Sharon Mitchell and Joanna Storm. I don't know why I've never heard of this one beforeif you like films from that era (about 1983), it's definitely worth a look.
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Release date: 5/10/2010
Reviewed on: 12/30/2011
Studio: VCX
Starring: Michelle, Kitty, Sherry, Sharon Thorpe, Zachary Strong, Mira Vane, Linda Lovewhip, Sheri Suzette, Suzzette
Directed by: Zachary Strong, Gerald Graystone
Review brief: Three broke hookers attend Linda Lovewhip's cock-sucking academy. Lesbian and straight-sex orgies ensue, with cock-sucking as the main feature. The film looks like it was shot on super 8 with WW2 surplus film stock. Sound is murky and the music is awful. Not worth a penny.
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Release date: 9/1/2010
Reviewed on: 11/18/2011
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Starring: Leslie Winston, Big Bertha, Roxanne Brewer, Lillian Parker
Review brief: A collection of old stag reels from the late 60s and 70s featuring busty models in posing and simulated masturbation. Video quality varies from mediocre to nearly unwatchable. The sound is entirely a music track of obscure 60s psychadelic rock. None of the models are credited so who knows who's in it. Worthwhile only if you have a fetish for this kind of video.
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Release date: 5/25/2004
Reviewed on: 11/12/2011
Studio: VCX
Review brief: Sixteen scenes of "outtakes" from various early 1980s feature porn. This is a who's who of porn stars from the era, including Honey Wilder, Ron Jeremy when he's still young, Becky Savage, Mike Ranger, Bunny Bleu, Cara Lott, Jennifer West, Kay Parker, Hershel Savage, Seka, Desiree Cousteau and John Holmes. The quality of the clips are good, but some are very short and end early there should be a This Film May Cause Blue-Balls warning label on the cover.
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Release date: 8/12/2011
Reviewed on: 11/5/2011
Studio: Girlfriends Films
Starring: Anita Dark, Elexis Monroe, Brandi Love, Janet Mason, Diamond Jackson, Prinzzess, Karen Kougar
Review brief: Seven ladies in four scenes of FF lesbian sex no toys, no Sybians. There's a nice mix of body types and visuals. However, the performers are closer to 30 than 20, so if you like your skin perfectly tight and flawless, and especially if you hate fake boobs, look elsewhere. Otherwise, at nearly 3 hours, this is loaded with The Good Stuff, plus a fair amount of "story" for those who enjoy features.
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Release date: 9/7/2011
Reviewed on: 10/23/2011
Studio: Home Made Media
Starring: Megan [I] (ambiguous), Peaches, Monet, Diamond Princesex, Miss Trixie, Taylor Boots, Paig Pretty
Review brief: It's mediocre: there's nothing particularly good or awful about it. At 90 minutes it's kind of short. The models are okay looking. The production is okay. But that's about it. If you like realistic looking masturbation, you'll be disappointed. If you want phoney masturbation but you want hot performers, you'll be disappointed. If you're just looking for a cheap gift for a bachelor party or an 18 year old's birthday, this may be the ticket. But I doubt it.
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Release date: 9/7/2011
Reviewed on: 10/23/2011
Studio: Abby Winters
Starring: Angie, Daphne, Blossom, Satine, Keilyn, Lynley, Khloe, Everette, Mykala, Claire C, Renee R, Kasey F., Meagan K.
Directed by: Garion Hall
Review brief: 13 women in 10 scenes of female masturbation seven solo scenes and three two-girl scenes. The two-girl scenes have some physical contact (mostly nipple sucking and caressing) but is definitely are not full-on lesbian scenes. As usual with Abby Winters, the performers are real-world pretty, not buffed and silicone-stuffed starlets. The masturbation and orgasms look honest and real. The DVD is well put together and made by people who seem to care about their product. It comes in just under two-hours and no "bonus" content, so it's a little light by modern standards: the emphasis quality over quantity.
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Release date: 7/12/2011
Reviewed on: 8/21/2011
Studio: Girlfriends Films
Starring: Tori Black, Jelena Jensen, Jana Jordan, Georgia Jones, Ryan Keely, Alexis Ford, Kiara Diane, Capri Anderson, Kasey Chase, Shyla Jennings, Valerie Rios, Zoe Voss, Bree Daniels, Tiffany Thompson, Dani Daniels
Directed by: Tammy Sands
Review brief: If you like the run-of-the-mill masturbation videos from other studios, you'll probably like this one too. The performers are very attractive, the photography is excellent, and it's got the usual GFF care and attention in making the DVD. What it lacks is anything creative or fun to break away from the lame-ass conventions of the genre, or trying to look realistic and convincing. If you like "real" or realistic-looking masturbation and orgasms, stick with Abby Winters or the specialty titles.
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Release date: 7/22/2011
Reviewed on: 8/21/2011
Studio: Girlfriends Films
Starring: Sandra Sanchez, Morgan Moon, Carol Gold, Tea
Review brief: For content, it's standard Girlfriends Films fare: seven women in four scenes of FF lesbian sex (one performer appears twice)--no fingers, toys, strap-ons, Sybians or the like. Sex and orgasms are realistic and convincing. Video and production are up to GFF's normal high standards, though I thought the visual appeal of the scenes themselves was lack-luster. It's set and filmed in Prague, but it could just as easily have been filmed in a warehouse in Chatsworth.
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Release date: 12/22/2010
Reviewed on: 7/4/2011
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Starring: Mona, Keli Stewart, Uschi Digard, Angel Cash, Mary Waters, Jaki
Review brief: A collection of video centerfolds, mostly R-rated by modern standards, of some classic busty models from the Golden Age era. Typical Alpha Blue Archives low-effort production. If you really want to see Keli Stewart or Mary Waters moving around instead of in stills, it's good stuff. But if you want something more than just a video posing guide, keep your magazines or photosets and look elsewhere.
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Release date: 7/28/2010
Reviewed on: 5/22/2011
Studio: Low Art Films
Starring: Alexis Amore, Karlie Montana, Jayden Jaymes, Sarah Vandella, Nikki Rhodes, AnnMarie Rios, Capri Cavanni, Lindy Lane, Sea J. Raw
Directed by: Oren Cohen
Review brief: It's a big bag of Whatever. A high concept, very pretty to look at but unerotic 2-hour on 2 DVDs female solo-masturbation video that seems more about the video production than what's actually going on. If you like strange performance art style erotica rather than something more recognizable and realistic, this may be for you. I found it unerotic and remote.
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Release date: 7/1/2010
Reviewed on: 5/22/2011
Studio: Tom Byron Pictures
Starring: Rachel Love, Caroline Pierce, Sara Stone, Charley Chase, Adrianna Nicole, Amber Rayne, Ava Rose, Sindee Jennings, Austin Taylor, Natasha Nice, Bobbi Starr, Karlie Simon, Alexia Sky, Tatiana Kush, Coco Velvett, Mason Moore, Rebecca Blue, Lindy Lane, Allie Haze, Vicki Chase
Directed by: Tom Byron
Review brief: Twenty-one scenes in about 1 hour 40 minutes, of female-solo masturbation. There's a nice mix of performers, except that they're all white big boobs, small boobs, medium sized. There's some fingers-only, some toys. It's shot gonzo style and the girls play to the camera so it doesn't look realistic, but it's not over-the-top virtual-lapdance stuff either. All the performers are attractive and it's a nicely done DVD. Solid but unspectacular.
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Release date: 4/30/2011
Reviewed on: 5/22/2011
Studio: Girlfriends Films
Starring: Jelena Jensen, Sara Stone, Magdalene St. Michaels, Taylor Vixen, Victoria White, Jayden Cole, Aiden Ashley
Review brief: Four two-girl lesbian scenes, no toys or Sybians. All the girls are very attractive, and each scene is at least 1/2 hour long. Video and sound are excellent, and the DVD is very well put together. If you value eroticism without artsyness, and eroticism over raunch, this is as good as it gets.
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Release date: 1/12/2011
Reviewed on: 3/12/2011
Studio: PornFidelity
Starring: Kelly Madison, Dylan Ryder, Ryan Madison
Review brief: Kelly Madison is a huge-breasted girl who does it all: some video centerfold cheesecake, stylized masturbation and club dancing, lesbian and hardcore with her husband, and even a little parody. It doesn't take itself too seriously, it's a lot of fun, and even though it looks wild and loose, it's really well put together. This is the best big-boob fetish video I've seen.
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