Private Orgasms 2 (Viv Thomas) Review

Private Orgasms 2

Studio: Viv Thomas

Stars: Antonya, Lexi Lowe, Iwia, Nicole Smith, Viktoria Diamond

Running time: 1 hour 30 minutes

Five girls in five scenes of solo-masturbation. Each scene lasts about 15 minutes or so.

Scenes:

Antonia: a large-breasted (I don't think they're real, but it's an excellent job if they're fake) in bed, fingers only.

Lexi Lowe: another largish-breasted blonde, outdoors with a vibrator.

Iwia: a small-breasted brunette in bed with fingers and a big purple dildo.

Nicole Smith: medium-breasted brunette indoors on a staircase with a shoe...

Viktoria Diamond: small-breasted blonde on bed with fingers and a stubby dildo.

The performers are some of the best looking I've seen in a masturbation video--hell, any video. They're all very attractive to begin with, they're made up, lit, dressed and photographed to look as pretty as possible; it looks like an explicit Playboy shoot.

It's obvious that they tried to go for a decent variety of things: there are blondes and brunettes (though all the performers are white, appear to be 20-somethings, and gorgeous), small, medium and busty; some use fingers, some use toys, some are indoors and some outdoors. All of the scenes are obviously performances--they're too stylized to be "real," but the first four simply exist as voyeuristic fantasies. Viktoria's scene is made out to be a revenge video, as she talks to the camera and says she found out you're "cheating" on her, and proceeds to show you what you're going to be missing.

The truly odd scene in here is Nicole Smith's, which was obviously shot for foot-fetishests. There's a lot of foot-worship (for lack of a better term), followed by much clit-rubbing with high-heeled shoes. None of the other scenes appear to target a specific fetish, or if they did, I didn't notice.

Special features: None

Production values: this is one of the slickest and well-done DVDs I've seen. The video quality is gorgeous, the sound is clean and clear, there are a number of chapter-stops, and the basic navigation is clean, clear and easy to follow. This is meant to be a class product from the top down. Even the annoying music track, which comes and goes, is innocuous at worst and works fairly well as musical accompaniment at its best.

Final verdict: All that said, I'm luke-warm on this. I have the same reaction to this that I have to Playboy and Playboy models: it's slick, it's beautifully made, and the models are incredible. But there's something cool and distant about them, and I feel the same way here. I never felt like I was watching anything except a masturbation-simulation video. I never felt the title of this delivered anything remotely like what it implied. Instead, it looks like five beautiful women paid to rub their pussies and moan for awhile. There's nothing "private" about it.