Private Classics: Private Stories 6: Fiddlers On the Roof Review

Reviewed by jayo  on  7/21/2006

This is one of those videos that, at least from a marketing standpoint, wants to be something special. Something more than just five fuck scenes. These are stories...

It's just five fuck scenes, people.

Straight sex. Some pretty locales. Nice color photography. The girls are okay looking. The guys--whatever.

Scene 1: "Stockholm" - three guys on a roof of a building lure two girls up. Gang-bang ensues. There's some nice photography of fireworks going off in the background.

Scene 2: "The Money or Your Body" two girls show up at a nightclub. They meet a guy. Another guy shows up. Fucking begins.

Scene 3: "Real Service" Guy rents a room. Takes a shower, hooks up with chambermaid, fucks her.

Scene 4: "Wine and Women" two hot girls in what looks like a wine cellar. We're treated to a little lesbo action, but then they're joined by a guy so becomes a 2-on-1.

Scene 5: "Wet and Wild" another scene with two girls starting some lesbo action, but are joined in the tub by a guy, so another 2-on-1 ensues.

I can't tell you how mediocre and generally uninteresting I find this title. To me it seems like the worst of "slick" porn (as opposed to the "amateur" look). It slickly produced but looks coldy contrived. This might have done it for me when I was 15 and all this was a new and glorious world, but not anymore...