I Love Big Toys Review

Reviewed by jayo  on  4/14/2006

I don't have a fetish for big toys, but I do like masturbation videos and I was intrigued. This is a collection of six girls going to town on themselves with "big toys."

The girls are all slender and pretty, except for Alyssa Knight, who's got medium-sized boobs and is strikingly beautiful. There's a nice mix between blondes and brunettes. Some are more talkative than others, though the bad audio makes it difficult to hear what they're saying.

The scenes are all variations on the same thing. The girl starts out wearing little and caresses herself, then begins working herself over with dildos and vibrators of various size and shape. Honestly I'd only rate a couple of them as being truly BIG, and both are handled by Alektra Blue--a great big purple dildo and a huge red butt plug. In both cases there's a little bit of a cheat, in that they only go in part way--so if you you are looking to see these girls truly get stretched out by these monster toys, you're going to be disappointed, or they're fucking double-dildos that are longer rather than wide. But plenty of other toys disappear, and there's some finger-fucking and dildo sucking and even some Sybian rides, so there's plenty of other action to go around.

All the toys really are toys you can get at the local sex shop. There are no vegetables, baseball bats, highway pylons, etc, being used.

Video quality is good and the camera work is no-nonsense. The audio quality varies. I can hear Alektra Blue very well, but I can barely hear Alyssa Knight. The other scenes vary as well. There is no music.

This title had some decent special features. Behind the Scenes featured some chats with the models, but was again marred by the very poor audio--you could hear the off-camera interviewer but not the girl. The Bonus Scene turned out to be a nice girl-girl between Alektra Blue and a pretty blonde, which included some multiple finger-fucking, clitty sucking and a strap-on scene. Audio was pretty good for this one, but moans tend to carry better than speech.

Pretty good movie as masturbation vids go, but probably a disappointment if you really want to see big objects disappear.