Adorable Girls 7 Review

Adorable Girls #7

Studio: Swank Digital

Stars: Ivette Blanche, Eva, Bambi, Kristina, Nikol and Aria Giovanni

Running time: 2 Hours

the DVD packaging on the back says:

"It's your chance to peek behind the boudoir door of that stunning babe you passed in the street. You know the one; serious hair, beauty queen face, incredible rack and a sly horny smile that betrays her stern demeanor. Take an intimate glance into the holiest of holies as incredibly gorgeous ladies slowly strip down to their tiny see thru panties and bras and strum their hard clits and slip a dainty finger or three into their wet horny pussies. You'll want more Adorable Girls!"

Sounds like a masturbation video, doesn't it? Did to me.

Really, it's a foot-fetish video. People who have a foot and leg fetish may love this video. It might be a classic.

But I don't. I have nothing against it, but it doesn't ring my chimes. If I had known this was a foot/leg video, I would not have gotten it. I feel like I've been cheated. So this is my fuck you back for all the people who sold me something and gave me something I never wanted instead.

I will grant you this: the girls are beautiful. I'd love to seem them in other scenes. Most people consider Aria Giovanni to be beautiful and usually the stand-out of the cast; here she's playing in a league with her peers.

But the content blows. Each scene is basically a strip with the focus of attention on the performers' legs and feet. There's a lot of rubbing, caressing, and stroking of the legs and feet. Some of the more flexible peformers even suck their own toes. There's a little bit of masturbation, but it's a small, small part of the show. Ivette and Nikol both give their clits a little attention, and Nikol does a little fingerwork that you'd probably miss if you blink. Bambi actually fucks herself with a pink vibrator and Nikol with a red bulbous thing, but it's about as interesting as watching them do laundry. The beautiful, busty Eva does nothing at all; it's just a reverse strip, beginning with her fully nude and then slowly pulling her clothes on. Aria Giovanni likewise doesn't masturbate, she poses, rubs and plays with her feet through the entire scene.

Again, if this were marketed as a foot-fetish video, not a masturbation video, I wouldn't feel cheated.

Special Features: Besides the ubiquitous, worthless photo gallery, there's are a couple of interview "casting" sessions, which is pretty much more of the same except you get to hear the girls talk to an off-camera interviewer with crappy sound and murky video, which I suppose makes the feature look better but really just reinforces the feeling that this is slap-dash piece of crap.

Production values: Video quality is mediocre; on my computer the image quality is on the soft side--like nothing is every quite in perfect focus. On my television set it was acceptably sharp. But the lighting is bland, the color is bland, and there's an annoying music bed running throughout.

Final verdict: If this were marketed as a foot-fetish video, not a masturbation video, I wouldn't feel cheated. But outside of foot-fetish, it's garbage. The women are adorable but it only makes this look like an incredible waste. As a masturbation video it's a rip-off. As erotica it's by-the-numbers at best, and bargain-basement at worst. Don't waste your money.