Housewives Unleashed 31 Review

Housewives Unleashed 31

Studio: Homegrown Video

Stars: Angel Eyes, Tara Tainton, Michele, Cody, Jami (male performers are not credited).

Running time: Approx 1 hour 18 minutes (features)
12 minutes (blooper reel).

I like "realistic" sex, rather than stylized or stage-show sex. I don't like it when it looks like the performers are doing checklist sex ("blowjob--good. Now turn over and do a reverse pile driver.") or when they're obviously playing to the camera, or it looks like they're just knocking stuff out in an afternoon so they can fill a DVD as fast as possible. Amateur stuff usually lacks most of that—it tends to look realistic, like the performers are actually interested in what they're doing and this is just an extension of it. But the cost is usually mediocre video, mediocre sound, less attractive performers, and even the sex is often crappy.

This is somewhere in-between. It's a cut above real "amateur" stuff but it lacks the polish of the big-time producers. The result is—so-so. It reminds me of some of the 8mm loops you could watch at sex shops, where you'd put a quarter in and watch a scene for a minute. Quality varied but none were great, none were awful. It was just tits and ass and cocks and a wet ending. Next scene.

Four scenes, three of which are standard MF, the fourth begins with MFF and ends as FF. There's a lot of variation, so I'll go through each briefly:

Scene 1: Angel Eyes and some guy. Angel Eyes is a plumpish, pretty brunette who wears a black bustier through her scene. She and the guy have sex on a couch.

Scene 2:t the beautiful Tara Tainton and some guy; this is actually setup as a housewife who's getting boned by this guy while her husband is away. No other plot, just the scenario. They have sex on a bed.

Scene 3: starts off as a gonzo thing with two girls; the guy fingers them both, then goes to dildo play (including a double-dildo) between the two girls on a sofa.

Scene 4: Jami is a cute blond who has a handyman over to fix her screen door while her husband's away, and of course lays him on her sofa.

Special Features: the box-back says there's a bonus scene but I couldn't find it. There's a blooper reel (which appears to be the same one they've used on other titles), and lots of trailers for other titles.

Production values: are so-so. The video is rather dull and lacks the feeling of being sharply focussed‐it looks okay on tv but it's less appealing on the computer. The sound quality is likewise. At least there's no bad music.

The DVD is menued into four scenes, and each scene is subdivided into "play all," "foreplay," "lovemaking" and "cumshot," so at least you scan skip around a little bit.

Final verdict: it's standard porn fare. It's a step above true amateur videos in quality, but still lacking. The sex itself is standard and not particularly interesting. It's an okay title if you're a fan of one of the performers, but don't expect any sizzle.