Busty Solos 3 (Silver Sinema) Review

Busty Solos 3

Studio: Silver Sinema

Stars: Angelina Valentine, Denise Klarskov, Erin Avery, Jessica Lynn, Shyla Styles, Sheila Marie, Jordan Jagger and Justine Young

Running time: 1:34 (Feature); 0:23 (Bonus scene)

One minute into it and already I was bored.

Female masturbation videos break down into to types: the realistic-looking stuff, which is relatively rare, and stylized performances. Guess which one this is? Yup. The girls do a strip and a sort of winding, swaying dance while they rub their jugs and their pussies a bit, and then pull out the dildo-vibe and have at it in various positions, all the while moaning like alley before a fight. It's a performance just like pro-wrestling. It's An Evening with Celtic Woman with bare tits.

My other big beef with this thing is that even though the performers are quite pretty, they're all fake. Six girls (seven if you count the bonus) and every goddamn one of them is silicone. You mean you can't find one naturally big-titted girl for this? Not one?

There are six scenes, one girl per scene. Each features a toy of some sort, be it a huge external vibe or a dildo. Most of the girls talk to the camera, Angelina does not. All are shot in what appears to be someone's house on a sofa, bed, a daybed--whatever.

Special Features: There's one bonus scene, a 20-minute MF with Jordan Jagger and Justine Young. Checklist porn: blowjob, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl and so on. No anal. Also included is a decent slide show and trailers for other (non-solo) videos.

Production values: The video is bright and clear, the camerawork is dynamic but not obtrusive. Audio is good and there's no annoying music. Each scene has its own chapter and there are subchapters (but not on a menu) so you can easily skip around. The DVD is nicely put together and thought out. I don't really like the content, but Silver Sinema does put out a quality product.

Final verdict:Busty Solos are two great tastes that taste great together, except when they're as phony as WWE Summerslam. The actresses are pretty and the production is great, but a lot is lost when the tits and the performances are both made out of plastic.