HeyNow has reviewed 105 adult movies from top porn studios Hustler, Red Light District, Digital Sin, 3rd Degree, and more movie producers . HeyNow's reviews cover scenes directed by Danny Case, Axel Braun, Eddie Powell, Amigo Sanchez, featuring some of porn's top stars like Kelly Wells, Taryn Thomas, Flower Tucci, and Sindee Jennings.
HeyNow's Movie Reviews (105)
Release date: 10/10/2011
Reviewed on: 2/14/2012
Studio: Brazzers
Starring: Scott Nails, Johnny Sins, Jordan Ash, Ashli Orion, Amy Brooke, Tiffany Star, Danica Dillon, Lily LaBeau, Lily Carter, Jamey Janes
Review brief: Get rid of your boner with this one! See Ashli Orion and Danica Dillan together - full-on anal! Lily Carter helps Johnny Sins try on pants! Oh EM GEEE! Amy Brooke anal! Laying flat on her belly as the guy slams it in. And Lily Labeau acting all innocent. Hell of a movie!
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Release date: 6/14/2010
Reviewed on: 11/11/2011
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Jerry, Voodoo, Jenna Presley, Chris Strokes, Natalia Rossi, Amia Miley, Katie St. Ives, Kenna Kane, Melanie Rios
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Six damn solid scenes here. My love, Natalia Rossi, has her first on camera anal scene with a guy in this puppy. She walks in wearing a cute little outfit along with a butt plug right in there! Some tease and a look at her landing strip, a blowjob for the guy and off come those clothes. The doggie style pussy fucking and reverse cowgirl pussy fucking already make this a fantastic looking scene. AND THEN ANAL!!!
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Release date: 7/5/2011
Reviewed on: 11/8/2011
Studio: Smash Pictures
Starring: Natalie, Natalia Rossi, Ruby Rayes, Ally Kay, Ivy Winters, Lizz Tayler, Nevaeh Givens, Jynx Maze
Review brief: I'd say get this one for Ivy Winters, Ally Kay and Natalia Rossi! Three A+ scenes right there! Sometimes the cheerleader outfits stay on, sometimes they fall off. Be aware it's a compilation of 8 cheerleader scenes from Naughty Cheerleaders parts 1 and 2 from Combat Zone.
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Release date: 8/18/2011
Reviewed on: 11/1/2011
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Richie, Anthony Rosano, Danny Mountain, Chad Alva, Zoey Kush, Sasha Hall, Veronica Rodriguez, Elaina Raye
Directed by: Eddie Powell
Review brief: Well, I'm running down the road tryin' to loosen my load, whatever that means. It's an hour and a half of heaven with the newest and cutest of the 2011 hotties. All one on one with pussy eating, full sex and cumshots to the face. 4 scenes in all and the girls are dressed just how you'd want them, nearly knee high stockings, some slight little top and tight undies. Lots of color in the scenes, either from brightly colored comforters or the clothing. Tease with glamour type shots lingering on their faces. Hey, it's Angel Face! Zoey Kush is a CUTIE times 2!! So is Sasha Hall. Hell, they all are! A+
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Release date: 11/4/2010
Reviewed on: 1/23/2011
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Lisa Ann, Jules Jordan, Hillary Scott, Taryn Thomas, Amy Ried, Falco Zito, Annette Schwarz, Kristina Rose
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Hell of a movie, Brownie! See it for Taryn Thomas - she's got this absolutely bare naked hair-free crotch! Not even a HINT of hair! See it for POV pile driving anal. Just wildly fantastic! Wildly! "Fucking that fuckin' ass!" Oh her pink pussy is just split open for us. Oh and Kristina Rose spend about an hour and a half teasing us with her ass in tight leather pants. They get peeled off, she stands up, turns around and slides her pussy down on the cock. Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl and laying back - all anal here with a footsie / handjob finish to a burst. Amy Ried. I love seeing her have sex. Tan. Big boobs. Great strip of pubic hair and oh yeah, I love seeing her pussy when she's getting her shithole pumped. Doggie style and cowgirl pussy fucking and then anal cowgirl plus laying back and doggie style anal! A must see movie for anal fans. And I didn't even mention Annette Schwarz, Hillary Scott and Lisa Ann!
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Release date: 11/4/2010
Reviewed on: 1/15/2011
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Ramon Nomar, Anthony Rosano, Carlo, Kiera King, Tiffany Star, Vanessa Cage, Alexia Rae, Lexi Bloom, Sienna Milano
Directed by: Eddie Powell
Review brief: Hey now! See it for Tiffany Star. Guy fucks her, panties pulled to the side! See it for Lexi Bloom. We get those panties in a little strip right over her pussy - but still hiding it. Then panties pulled to the side and some guy starts fucking. Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, standing doggie, all of it,. ALL WITH HER PANTIES PULLED TO THE SIDE!!! A real A++ scene. And she really seems to be happy and having fun.
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Release date: 6/24/2010
Reviewed on: 12/12/2010
Studio: Hush Hush Entertainment
Starring: Bailey, Anabella, Logan, Bianka, Debbie White, Shawn Diesel
Review brief: WHITEZILLA!!! He rips these girls new ones! Oh, that might be another movie. Here I guess the girls have to go home and tell their father that a guy split their buttholes. Ridiculous. I mean ridiculously fabulous EuroBabes and ridiculously fantastic anal. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, see Whitezilla run over and the split the assholes of 5 girlies in a row! Striptease from these hotties and eventually fuckin' and ass fuckin' too, lots of times in the spoon position. Or maybe doggie style. Pokin' it right in! Some gapin' too! And all the oh so big looks and giggles you'd expect, just whoa nelly great.
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Release date: 1/7/2010
Reviewed on: 2/22/2010
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Jenna Haze, Lexi Belle, Dani Jensen, Pepper Fox, Lindy Lane, Amia Miley, Nikky Thorne
Directed by: Jenna Haze
Review brief: Make a pile in your undies! We get Jenna Haze doin' the anal! Then she pairs up with Lexi Belle for the first time ever! And cupcakes too! Just a couple of amazing girls. And Nikky Thorn gets some anal - great tanned body and she's got a nice bush. She gets it standing (camera gets nice and low and in there for some good shots) and also on the floor, rear up! Oh Amia Miley. First the dude fucks Jenna then Amia. We get to see some great cowgirl with Amia riding the guy and some great shots from behind seeing a big thick cock squeeze into Amia's tight little slit. Then they both fuck him! Yowsa! An absolute fabulous scene!!! I love those two. And Dani Jensen. Some excellent shots of Dani getting all kinds of sex. Reverse cowgirl, mish, laying down flat with her butt slightly up. I really am lovin' this girl!
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Release date: 1/12/2010
Reviewed on: 2/19/2010
Studio: Hush Hush Entertainment
Starring: Sindee Jennings, Cindy Hope, Nikki Rhodes, Dani Jensen, Shawn Diesel, Shawn D., Ally Kay
Review brief: See it mostly for Ally Kay and Dani Jensen. This Whitezilla likes to shock the shit out of the girl by his cock size, undress and then suck 'n' fuck. For Dani we get to see lots and lots of doggie style vag fucking! Lots of pulling out and shovin' it back in. I love Dani. And her lips. Cowgirl and reverse with his big log. And yeah Ally Kay. Sweet petite blonde. Tanned too! "Oh my God, that's big. Oh my goodness, that's huge. That's not going to fit in my mouth!" It does though. Sort of. Later she lays back and spreads 'em. Pure hairfree!
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Release date: 1/14/2010
Reviewed on: 2/16/2010
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Mike Adriano, Micah Moore, Cindy Hope, Aletta Ocean, Juelz Ventura, Aliz
Directed by: Mike Adriano
Review brief: Just enough anal to make things naughty! Lots of POV blowjob action, but they move the camera around to the side for this and the fucking too. Great tease from Juelz Ventura - stunning in her green and gold. And stunning getting stuffed. In her mouth and pussy. Cindy Hope oh my I love that landing strip of pubic hair! Aletta Ocean - she's got a little pink top and a tight tiny hot pink thong. Hot pink. Then it's inside for some assplay and ANAL. Micah Moore is back with her new boobies. She gets in the piledriver position with her legs up to slide her tiny panties to the side and get a vibrator in her pussy. She looks as great as ever! Finally the whole thing wraps up with Aliz. She gets a little greased up, plays with her big vibrator massager and then the guy comes along and sticks his log right in her ass. Jeez! She wears a yellow tanktop and a backwards cap for the entire scene. I must see more of her! Lots of premium grade ANAL! And her ass looks ohhhhhhh yeaaaaaaah!
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Release date: 1/5/2010
Reviewed on: 1/26/2010
Studio: 3rd Degree
Starring: John Strong, Pat Myne, Mr. Pete, Toni Ribas, Mark Ashley, Rebeca Linares, Nesty, Valeska Mala, Dani Jensen, Rebecca Blue, Ashlyn Rae, Aleska, Mark Ashely
Directed by: Danny Case
Review brief: They raise them pure, horny and yummy on the farm! See it for Aleska! Totally hot and new! Wait until you see her going at a guy reverse cowgirl anal! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Later Dani Jensen gets action. She takes a doggie style poundin' and looks great doing it! Vag only, sorry guys. Reverse cowgirl position too! And Rebecca Blue. Quite hot and yummy. Teases us by laying back on the sofa to take her panties off and poke at her holes with a pink vibrator. Run, don't walk!
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Release date: 9/29/2009
Reviewed on: 11/28/2009
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Rocco, Kris Slater, John Espizedo, Nikki Anne, Cyrus King, Isis Taylor, Kara Novak, Natalia Rossi, Gracie Glam
Directed by: Matti Klatt
Review brief: Take me down where your love honey flows! Absolutely the best Barely Legal movie I have EVER seen. The girls are drop dead amazingly cute, tan and yummy! And the fucking is awesome. You'll dump your drawers trying to figure out if Gracie Glam is your favorite. Or Tanner Mays or is it Isis Taylor or Kara Novak. What about Bella Cole or Natalia Rossi? Gaaaaah! Drool! What a cast list!
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Release date: 4/21/2009
Reviewed on: 11/13/2009
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Dillion Day, Mark Wood, Haley Sweet, Talon, Johnny Castle, Kara Novak, Natalia Rossi, Zoe Stunner, Amia Miley
Directed by: Mark Wood
Review brief: Kara Novak and Amia Moretti rock this flick! We find out Kara discovered (much to MY personal great delight) that she could go full on and shoot porn and get (with her arms way apart) thiiiisss much money!!! In the actual scene they kinda let this play out with the guy coming in with a camera and then she "discovers" it's a nude scene so then she takes off her top to reveal those little pert titties and more. Good times! Oh and this is the movie where Amia Moretti plays pool (dressed in tight t-shirt and denim shorts) with one of the RLD guys that gets Wood, then strips down on theand looks so fucking great the whole way. Get a load of her in that reverse cowgirl especially when she gets her feet up. Also with Haley Sweet, Zoe Stunner and whoa nelly Natalia Rossi - drool!
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Release date: 10/26/2009
Reviewed on: 11/11/2009
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Chris Charming, Mark Wood, Tony De Sergio, Alex Gonz, Amber Sun, Kim Capri, Amber Swift, Jamie Reamz, Izy-Bella Blue
Directed by: Paul Woodcrest
Review brief: Plaid skirts! White shirts! A tie! White socks and undies! The whole schoolgirl uniform! Go for Jamie Reamz! Maybe the ultimate "she's does porn?!!" chick! Or maybe take a ride on the Amber Sun! Way cute! "Wow! Your dick is so big it doesn't even fit in your underwear!" She starts blowing the dude and says, "You're dirty fucking teacher!" Faint! Try on Izy-bella Blue, oh my Lord, seriously now, THIS pretty girl does porn!??! "Oh my God, Mr. Charming, that dick is way too big, I don't think it will fit." He responds with a "Oh, I don't know...we can practice, practice is everything!" Indeed it is!
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Release date: 8/25/2009
Reviewed on: 9/5/2009
Studio: Hush Hush Entertainment
Starring: Missy Stone, Marie McCray, Ashli Orion, Eva Ellington, Kara Novak, Lindy Lane, Shawn D., Amber Ashlee
Review brief: I fruit my looms over this one! Of course I went right for the Kara Novak scene - they stashed it in the bonus section because she only gets his cock in her pussy a little ways. Great body and tanned top to bottom from her crinkled nose to her flat tummy and short hairs - if she's got any. It's an excellent scene with lots of wide-eyed guuulgs and just trying to get Whitezilla dickhead in. Each scene gets a short set up with maybe an interview and then wild shock and awe at the size of his wiener from stars like Ashli Orion, Eva Ellington (great shots of her POV blowing his cock), Lindy Lane, a very sexy Marie McCray dressed in her street clothes (jeans and a tight babydoll t-shirt) and industry giant Missy Stone.
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Release date: 6/2/2009
Reviewed on: 6/14/2009
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Melissa (ambiguous), Christian XXX, Mark Ashley, Danny Mountain, Alex Gonz, Madison Ivy, Zoe Stunner, Mimi Blaze, Annie Lee
Directed by: Eddie Powell
Review brief: Girrrrrl! U r gonna have some biiiig cock now! It's REQUIRED! Madison Ivy everyone! See it for Mimi Blaze! We all saw her before as once and out porn star Liliana Moreno! And what about Zoe Stunner - of course she is a stunner! And fresh and easy Melissa Matthews too!
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Release date: 5/4/2009
Reviewed on: 6/5/2009
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Christian XXX, Mark Ashley, Anthony Rosano, Brynn Tyler, Sadie West, Domenic Kane, Heather Starlet, Krissy Lynn, Danica Blue
Directed by: Eddie Powell
Review brief: It's a good ol' fashioned pajama jammie jam! Mmmm, those cotton jammie bottoms pulled halfway down the knees so the guy can shove it in. The movie rocks with Brynn Tyler getting her pussy felt up through her jammies. And then we get to see her appealing little pussy get fucked. Newbie Danica Blue gets her bottoms peeled back to reveal one gorgeous pussy and a tanned body. She gets fucked laying back on the bed then doggie all with her pajama bottoms half on. Sadie West gets just about the same treatment. But pounded doubly hard. She's a contract girls so she can take it! Don't spray your load too soon, because Heather Starlet has a sleepwear fashion show for us. And she lays back with those PJ bottoms around her ankles and is flexi-fuck enough to get her legs waaay back. Fuck away, man!
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Release date: 4/20/2009
Reviewed on: 5/26/2009
Studio: Brazzers
Starring: Billy Glide, Jamie, Jackie Daniels, Kylee, Zeina Heart, Johnny Sins, Jordan Ash, Keiran Lee, Eden Adams, Allyssa Hall, Vanessa Leon
Review brief: Yep, teens luvs 'em big! Jam packed with all the right girls! Jamie Lamore and Kylee Reese kick off things with some double teaming action on some dude. Watch them get blindfolded!!! It's all one on one for the rest: Allyssa Hall - poor thing gets embarrassed! Vanessa Leon - works over some cock. And vice versa. Zeina Heart - a fun little sweeter gets it on with her teacher. Finally Jackie Daniels overhears someone fucking next door - oh she's as cute and sweet as all hell here! Great fucking flick!
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Release date: 10/21/2008
Reviewed on: 3/19/2009
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Voodoo, Mick Blue, Eva Angelina, Sindee Jennings, Stephanie Cane, Jordan Ash, Adriana Nevaeh
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Review brief: The perfect little interactive flick for me - shot POV, of course! No menus cluttering the entire scene, just a list of paths to the next sex act at each chapter break. Two great moments in the flick include seeing Little Miss Stephanie Cane get a big cock shoved in doggie style - hell, her whole scene is fantastic! That tight tanned body? Her wide-eyed reactions? Her "Oh, I'm cumming" noises? And then there is Sindee Jennings and her amazing squirting pussy. She lets a six or seven great squirts out in different situations. A total of four girls pack this one. A must see flick!
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Release date: 1/27/2009
Reviewed on: 3/15/2009
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Rebeca Linares, Jenny Hendrix, Sindee Jennings, Naomi Cruise, Nikki Kane, Sandy Sweet
Directed by: Dan Silver
Review brief: It's a little charmer. A movie? A girl? Pretty much the enchanting little Sindee Jennings! Of course! And she looks so great on the cover with her smiling little mouth open and waiting. "Cum in my mouth baby - I want it bad!" Anyhow, it's one on one, shot Point Of View style with a dude with a camera. I'm guessing it's Dan "The Man" Silver. We get Naomi Cruise with a hairy pussy. Jenny Hendrix performing fine as always. Sindee "The Happy Birthday Girl!" Jennings...mmm-yummy-oso! Then Nikki Kane and even sweet Sandy Sweet with balloons all around, a great scene and then oh God, Rebeca Linares in pigtails, no less. Very cute. She has her leggings on and gaaaaa...just watch!
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Release date: 8/26/2008
Reviewed on: 9/19/2008
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Jada Fire, Annie Cruz, Flower Tucci, Ariel Summers, Sophie Dee, Lexi Love, Nicki Hunter, Sindee Jennings, Britney Stevens, Bobbi Starr, Kristina Rose
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: Waa waa wee! Plenty of wee-wee here! Oh God, little Kristina Rose gets soaked and surprised in a "Holy, shit! What the fuck?" way. These are some big streams that come out of these gals. Bobbi Starr gets plenty of pussy juice in the second half! Don't fear the squirter! Baby, take my hand, we'll be able to fly...I mean squirt.
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Release date: 2/1/2005
Reviewed on: 7/16/2008
Studio: Pink Visual
Starring: Sergio, Dino Bravo, Jennifer Luv, Dave Pounder, Nicole Parks, Heidi Miller, Buster Good, Trent Soluri, Aidon, Tory Lane, Chelsea Zinn
Review brief: A backseat replaces the standard couch in this flick where a driver, camera guy and the fucker guy drive around in a mini-van and "pick up" chicks, hand the girls money and drive around filming a scene in the backseat. One of them is Tory Lane - it's worth it to see her peel off her tight jeans plus her reactions while passing traffic looks in. My favorite was this wowsa chick named Jennifer - played the scene a little shy at first (an act?) but what a body and those stretchy pussy lips! I'll be seeing more.
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Release date: 1/10/2008
Reviewed on: 1/29/2008
Studio: 3rd Degree
Starring: Steve Holmes, Mick Blue, Mark Ashley, Denice K., Brianna Love, Crissy Moon, Jaelyn Fox
Directed by: Danny Case
Review brief: So sweet, these creamy pies. Nothing like your old aunt Evelyn made though. Instead we get little Crissy Moon (sexy-hot) with some hinderhole action and Denice K. in an anal scene with Steve Holmes. This is one of those that Steve stays dressed for half the scene with his cock and balls popping out of his trousers. He does more with his clothes on than the rest of us do all day!
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Release date: 8/6/2007
Reviewed on: 12/21/2007
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Ana Nova, Sativa Rose, Rebeca Linares, Adrianna Nicole, Dana DeArmond
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Another damn winner from Van Styles - just as good as part one. What a scene with Rebeca Linares! And Dana DeArmond! And Sativa Rose! Lots of gapes, but nothing disgusting either - he gets the right balance somehow. You don't see these pink blob holes, just nice dark caves back there.
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Release date: 10/3/2007
Reviewed on: 11/3/2007
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Sindee Jennings, Lindsey Meadows, Renae Cruz, Alexis Texas, Faye Runaway
Directed by: Michael Stefano
Review brief: All POV, all the time! It's another solid title in this great series. The Sindee Jennings scene is one to jump to as soon as you get it. What a cutie (totally bare down there!) and she plays it all to the camera perfectly with her squirting (in a library no less!)
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Release date: 7/3/2007
Reviewed on: 7/7/2007
Studio: Diabolic
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chris Charming, Mark Wood, Lee Stone, James Deen, Jenner, Ricki White, Presley Maddox, Veronique Vega, Bree Olson, Kira Croft, Kylee Reese, Isabella Pacino
Directed by: Sid Knox
Review brief: Yum! This movie looks great - it comes to us from newbie director Sid Knox. I know nothing about him except that he has directed a few others for Diabolic. Catch Isabella Pacino and Bree Olson (looking so fine!) in a couple of great anal scenes! No doubt, there is some nastily explicit anal. A solid A+ movie.
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Release date: 10/11/2006
Reviewed on: 12/5/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Max, Cindy Crawford, Keeani Lei, Alexis Silver, Velicity Von, Roxy Deville, Lacey Luv
Directed by: Mr. Pete
Review brief: I think the song goes something like "It takes two baby, yeah, it takes two baby, just me and you!!!" I wouldnt know any more of it and Im not sure if Mr. Pete was even thinking about that song anyhow. This is the Mr. Pete that is best known to me as the director of the Mr. Pete Is Unleashed series for Digital Sin, which Im usually pretty happy with. Mr. Pete must be the new prince at Red Light hes got a quite a few titles up and coming including the next Throat Gaggers. Here we get a healthy 2+ hours of fucking action in what is my favorite little sub genre of porn: the 2 girls on 1 guy scene. Its nice because you get twice the girl to look at. Sure, you could get that with fatty porn but is just isnt the same thing. Here, while the guy is working on pounding the girl, the second girl can play with herself or open her mouth at the right time to gulp some cock or even plop her pussy on any face that is waiting. Plus, the girls can compete for the attention of the guy so they can seem a little more eager for cock.
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Release date: 2/28/2006
Reviewed on: 12/4/2006
Studio: XOXO Pictures
Starring: Samantha, Dana, Lenka, Zuzana, Tomas, Jorg
Review brief: Cute title Im surprised it hadnt been used quite like that yet. First off, its a play on the Mr. T series of the 80s (and Mr. T rocks big time) and using the A might imply some anal action. First the bad stuff. I guess XOXO would qualify as a C-list studio in Porno Valley. Thats fine they are a startup. Cover and product actually looks pretty great but 140 Minutes is advertised on the cover and by my calculations this movie comes nowhere near that. I see a total of 4 scenes at any where from 21 to 25 minutes each. I dont know how they get 140 minutes even with photo gallery and a few minutes of phone sex ads. Who cares if it is a rental but if you are some poor slob that gets tricked into this one at the video store when there are movies that actually live up to this minute count and beyond? Oh well. Lets forget about that and get to the good. As I said the movie is actually pretty fine up there with the Barely Legal series.
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Release date: 12/22/2005
Reviewed on: 11/12/2006
Studio: Black Widow
Review brief: This is my very first in the genre of computer-generated porn! And it is excellent!!! Im guessing it cost $500 per second of video so I think it will be some time before this is the next big thing. I mean, for a normal movie, that money could get a full scene from a budget newbie or maybe a blowjob scene from an established girl. And then what to show in this CGI porn? Im a little torn here. On one hand it would be nice to see just normal guy on girl sex in every which way. Maybe push the boundaries a little. But this virtual porn is just ripe to show all kinds of science fiction creatures and the orifices that they can fuck. That is the direction that The Princess Has Come of Age takes. In the first scene the girl she is a normal Barbie girl, beautiful in every way walks into the house of a troll. Not one of those internet brats but a full fledged gnome-type troll. She sucks him off and they fuck, eventually he splooges on her. And this is right up there with a Pixar film. Great detail all around. Nice camera angles and moves the whole thing.
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Release date: 4/11/2006
Reviewed on: 11/4/2006
Studio: 3rd Degree
Starring: Tommy Gunn, Mark Wood, Dillon, Mr. Pete, Kurt Lockwood, Daisy Marie, Nadia Styles, Havana Ginger, Alicia Angel, Ariel Santiago, Eva Lopez
Directed by: Danny Case
Review brief: Im giving this one 4 and a half stars even though three of the five scenes are somewhat lackluster. But that means there are two outstanding scenes and they start off the disc as scenes 1 and 2. And sound the anal alert (see if the city will fire up the emergency siren for you!) as you will be seeing a lot of it in the first two scenes. Butt more on that in a bit. Depending on your tastes in women, you might skip over the next two scenes or not. Some okay stuff going on but nothing like the first couple of scenes. Its kind of like driving thru the Badlands of South Dakota after seeing the Grand Canyon. And then the whole thing ends with girls named Havana and Ariel fucking a guy. You should be able to get it back up for them! But lets get back to what makes this movie great: Nadia Styles and Alicia Angel. Each in their very own scene for you to enjoy. Nadia starts of playing with her dildo, first in her pussy and then in her ass. By this point a guy walks in, she sucks him off a little and then he goes right for that ass of hers.
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Release date: 5/9/2006
Reviewed on: 11/2/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Nyomi Marcela, Roxy Jezel, Leah Luv, Hillary Scott, Samantha Ryan
Directed by: Will Ryder
Review brief: Oh, you might see this name and think "ewwww". Are the pussies so abused that they are rubbed raw? I dont think I would like to see that. Luckily, I guess it just means we get a raw flucking look at some vaginas. And based on this movie, I want to see more from director Wll Rider or at least the camera dude. Every scene starts out with the girl rubbing herself down there, a little toy action perhaps and then the guy comes in starts spraying some oil on the girls pussy. This is where the camera gets nice and close on the pussy. Somehow the picture quality and lighting is just soft enough that even extreme pussy closeupness isnt a problem. They look stunning without nary a hint of razor burn or stubble. They really get a nice low close up angle of these girls with their legs spread with a pussyhole for all to see. The girls: Samantha Ryan starts off the whole show. What a sweet blonde angel. A great scene. Did I mention there is a lot of oil in each scene? Rubbed all over her body. Eventually Hillary Scott has a scene of course, she does anal.
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Release date: 9/26/2006
Reviewed on: 10/29/2006
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Kinzie Kenner, Claudia Adams, Sasha Knox, Roses, Lucy Lee [III] (Czech)
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: Yum! Its my first review in quite some time and what better to review than Destination Dirtpipe 2 from our very own Elegant Angel? I do like that name Id assume the dirtpipe is the pooping hole of the butt? I thought it might be an anal creampie movie but (thankfully) it is not all in the mouth except for one. The back cover proclaims, His destination? The puckered dirtpipes of five cock craving asswhores. ADT fans are most likely shouting in their pants about cover girl Kinzie Kenner and she is okay here but for me this girl Sasha Knox steals the show. Wow. A scene NOT to be missed. In most scenes they play around with a birthday cake sometimes sticking a cock into it and having the girl lick it off or some other fun. In some scenes the girl cleans up before the sex action and sometimes she has a layer of cake and frosting on her.
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Release date: 5/22/2006
Reviewed on: 6/1/2006
Studio: Combat Zone
Starring: Sergio, Chris Charming, Harley, Anthony Hardwood, Trent Tesoro, Steven French, Brad Baldwin, Andrew Andretti, Seth Dickens, Jay Lassiter, Jack Venice, Jenner, Roxxxy Rush, Horst Baron, Lorena Sanchez, Joey Valentine
Directed by: Mike Metropolis
Review brief: This Combat Zone is new to me if I was an old fart I would say, oh, this new fangled Combat Zone, grunt and shake my fist. Maybe its the latest dysfunctional family run studio, maybe it is on off shoot or reinvention from someone else or maybe someone has deep pockets and likes to produce porn. Who knows! It might not be totally obvious from the title, but this is a gang bang flick with loads of cum flying. Really a good looking product the video quality and skin color (flesh tones?) looks great, Ill be looking for more from this studio. Or maybe it is the result of director Mr. Mike Metropolis? More testing is needed on this studio they have Home Wreckers and The Girl Next Door from other directors. Each scene is mysteriously filmed in a white tent with Astroturf on the floor to bring in a baseball theme. I think I saw a bat and balls maybe a glove but maybe I was dreaming that. Not the greatest location to film a porno but it works out really well, and it is so nicely lit with reflected light that there is barely a shadow to be found.
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Release date: 1/24/2006
Reviewed on: 5/18/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Tony T., Mark Wood, Katie Morgan, Anna Mills, Talon, Jessica Jaymes, Shy Love, Hillary Scott
Directed by: Mark Kismet
Review brief: She loves cock indeed. Set in a time that history forgot (and in a world gone mad), this movie relishes the cock lovin fool that Jessica Jaymes has become. Hell, we all love the cock dont we? Ladies love to fuck them and guys just plain love their own cocks. And in the end Jessica Jaymes, trembling away, needs to deals with a truth hidden from her, transported to another time and place, wearing outlandish clothing and speaking a strange language only she can depend on the cock. Ahh, Im shitting you, of course. This is a fairly good movie, though slightly shorter than your typical flick. Its all one on one action. Four guy/girl scenes and one girl/girl. Of course Hillary Scott puts in a great anal fuckin scene in a weight room some great shots and positions there. Id say it is worth just seeing for that. Shy Love has the other anal scene set outside in that magic hour of the sun. As far as Jessica Jaymes, for having her namesake chalk it up to office politics one of her two scenes doesnt even evolve a cock. That is strange.
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Release date: 1/11/2006
Reviewed on: 5/18/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Vixxen, Tiger, Hailey Young, Courtney Cummz, Autumn Bliss, Candace Von, Monique Madison, Nikki Nievez, Jessica Jammer, Alektra Blue, Lacie Heart, Nataly Rosa
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: This one is getting up there with the best of all blow job flicks Id say the Suck It Dry series. Nearly anyhow. The girls are cute enough, video quality is fine so just on those two items we are better than some other product being released. 12 or 13 girls in all its just one on one here so if one girl isnt just right for you its no problem to just move on to the next. Mostly it is just POV style and all oral David Luger plays the cock here and with straight on blowjob with the girl kneeling in front of the guy. There is a little shoving and head grabbing but nothing too rough. I think usually the cum blast was the result of the girl manually stimulating the cock. Sometimes right in the mouth, sometime a facial. Some scenes had a drawn out tease, others had a short interview with the girl, some got into the action right away. Shh! Dont tell anyone but each of my reviews uses one of 3 templates and I just switch a few words around and casually drop in the names of the actresses in the movie.
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Release date: 4/22/2006
Reviewed on: 5/16/2006
Studio: Sineplex
Starring: Maya, Cindy, Haley, Lara, Juliya, Lis, Angeline, Klava
Directed by: Jay Sin
Review brief: The first in this series had all kinds of countless milk enemas and then the girls sprayed it out of their butts sometimes even into the waiting mouth of the other girl. And I said, YES! They even sucked up milk with a straw direct from the ass now, I really didnt get into that. Jay Sin skips the straw sucking for the second one but you still get a good dose of butt spraying. And even on the basis of just a butt fucking movie this one offers up some greatness. The first scene and the final scene are really good the middle two a little less so for me. Its always 2 girls playing around then another guy (occasionally two) enters the picture. Usually there is at least some anal milk squirting by each one scene they give up the milk for that whipped cream in a can stuff. Ill let you use your imagination, but think gaping holes and cream filling them up and pooping the whipped cream out. Oops, I guess I gave it away. Its fairly nice. Id say just try to see this one.
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Release date: 1/4/2006
Reviewed on: 4/28/2006
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Billy Glide, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Shane Diesel, Heidi Besk, Megan Jones, Madeline Marks, Isis Love
Directed by: Amigo Sanchez
Review brief: Your poophole might pucker up slightly when you see this one. Its got some large peckers and one of them (in the final scene) finds the way home right where the sun dont shine. Oryou might find yourself so aroused that you are fingering your ass in your sleep hours after you saw this one. Either way, this is a pretty good one. A girl named Iris Love is the HeyNow Covergirl Cutie for this movie. This is your typical 5 scene movie, one on one sex, mostly vaginal sex with scenes that start out with a little solo clit play, some suckering of cocks and penetration. Did I mention that the cocks are big real mouthfuls for these ladies. One girl, Heidi Besk gets it in the A. She keeps her little hot pink top on the whole time, oh, dont worry, her tits are exposed the entire time, hanging free for all to see.
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Release date: 1/17/2006
Reviewed on: 4/28/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Chris Cannon, Van Damage, Matt Bixel, Jordan Fleiss, James Deen, Rachel Luv, Gianna Lynn, Ivy Brooke
Directed by: Jane Waters
Review brief: Someone named Faith kicks off the show here, with a tease down the stairs, meets up with the guy, they fuck, and so it goes. Theres a pretty impressive doggy style fucking here. Most of the scenes play out this same way oh, the locations and positions vary, but its your basic 20-minute one on one sex scene. Not a lick of anal in this one, guys, the violation of the rear does not happen here. Its fairly nicely shot not quite as sharp as the typical Barely Legal episode and I did see some color variation between the two cameras (assuming this IS a multi-camera shoot). Nothing to get worked up about though. I usually think that movies SHOULDNT end with a girl-girl scene, but it works out okay here lots of anal toy play. The scene is Rachael Luv taking on Gianna Lynn. Now, I dont know these girls from shinola, but I saw the names right in the end credits so I wrote them down. One girl really takes a sweet ramming from the other she really seems to have a tight butthole.
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Release date: 4/12/2006
Reviewed on: 4/20/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Monica Sweetheart, Sandra Romain, Kelly Wells, Brianna Love, Luscious Lopez, Jessica Jammer
Directed by: Martin Del Toro
Review brief: What a title! Martin Del Toro directs. Plenty of ass fucking here, guys. 100 I would say ass gives cocks a somewhat spongy texture but that just makes it that much better for absorbing flavors. And then here the other girl has to gulp the cock down ah totally divine! Mmm! Yet, these girls should be served up a course that is refreshing and palate cleansing between cock sucks. Maybe a big bowl of lard laden refried beans that looks nothing like shit. More on that later. Here we get 2 girls on one guy, probably my favorite genre since you get double the girls. They play with each other, suck his cock, get fucked this is straight to the ass material suck cock many times again until the guy blasts a load in the asshole of one of the girls. Now, I really dont care one way or another about tons of cock sucking after the ass fucking starts but if it is there to be sucked they might as well do it. Each scene is nearly a mirror of the others as if they have a script they must follow. Sex. Fuck. Gulp.
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Release date: 1/27/2006
Reviewed on: 4/18/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Bambi, Memphis Monroe, Alicia Angel, Lacie Heart, Leah Stevenson, Mysti May, Dana Duval
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: Good stuff! I had a slight break from reviewing but now I plan to start pounding them out. This one ended up being much diddily better than expected. I dont really recall if I liked earlier titles in this line though the name has some charm and the covers look pretty good. Im amazed by the length of this one I thought it was over only to be surprised with one last scene for a total of 6. This is nearly unheard of in a world of 5 scene pornos (though of course there are exceptions.) Nearly 3 hours of the good stuff here. And an astro projector from the outer outer space. Okay, Im kidding about that one. But there is a bonus scene on top of all this! On a technical level it is fairly well shot, good lighting, very good color oh you might see some ass pimples, but even I didnt find that too distracting and some of the girls are natural beauties without even butt blemishes so you have that to look forward to. Okily-dokily then. Alicia Angel has a great anal scene. Shes got the sweetest looking pink hole.
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Release date: 2/22/2006
Reviewed on: 3/11/2006
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Brother Love, Jamie Elle, Lacie Heart, Riley Mason, Allie Ray, Alena Tyler
Directed by: Brother Love
Review brief: Amen!! This one is definitely a divine example of what can happen when 5 young fine ladies come together and commit the worst in extreme ball cruelty. Yep, this is the dude that really likes to get socked in the ball sack. I really hope he isnt doing lasting damage. His nuts really look plump. There is even a piece of extra footage of one of the girls repeatedly closing a toilet seat cover onto his waiting ball. Wow. I could barely watch and it hurts to even think about it. This HAS to be a first for all special features everywhere but I would allow that maybe there is an easter egg special feature out there somewhere with the same thing happening to someone like Gary Busey. So, Brother Love likes to get his nuts punched. Part 2 of this series was quite memorable to me as that was the first time Ive ever seen THAT much testicle abuse. He actually got kicked in that one. Oh, how that wrinkled ball sack must ache by now! The girls really seem to have a fun time here there is some nice interaction along with some interesting outfits for the girls.
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Release date: 10/1/2005
Reviewed on: 3/3/2006
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: John Strong, Erik Everhard, Tiger, Paris, Bambi, Michael Stefano, Steven French, Penny Flame, Brianna Love, Mya Luanna, Sierra Sinn
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: We need more like this one, Vince! Stunningly hot young things combined with playful casual filming equals a complete masterpiece. I seldom hand out 5 star reviews (well, its happened a handful of times or a little more) but here I go again! This one has been out for several months, I finally got around to seeing it. I remember liking past titles in this series even though its just filmed in a warehouse do they want us to think that these porn studs also fulfill orders? Probably not. Each scene starts out in the office for some show and tell before moving into the warehouse space. The Penny Flame and her friend Tiger scene is especially hot in this regard just dropping by to say hi! suddenly Tiger is whisked off to perform a blowjob and Penny has to go searching for her. You would think warehouse lighting might be undesirable, but it really isnt a problem for me. The lack of color in the location (cardboard box tan) is somewhat resolved by having the girls wear some splash of color. Paris is super duper hot they said this is her first on camera dick fucking.
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Release date: 9/25/2005
Reviewed on: 2/28/2006
Studio: Colossal Entertainment
Starring: Tommy Gunn, Brooke, Anthony Hardwood, Avena Lee, Kurt Lockwood, Alicia Alighatti, Candi Summers, Alektra Blue
Directed by: Bobby Manila
Review brief: Describing the action in porn movies is hard work. How many different ways can you describe a blast to the face? Well, ADT reviewers come up with some dandies! Some of my favorites: and his seed soaked her tonsils or he shot rockets of cum and jizzercized the poor girl to the max or what about by the end her face was sopping wet, slippery and shimmering shiny. Suh-weet! Honestly, that facial garbage shouldnt even be legal but I love it so. Okay, I might need a spanking. Or watch a spanking movie. In the past, Ive been pretty happy with the titles that Colossal has put out. As is the norm, the picture quality is very good and so are the girls. Like most fetish releases, the spanking isnt overdone just a little extra over a plain old vanilla porno.
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Release date: 11/22/2005
Reviewed on: 2/28/2006
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Wesley Pipes, Jada Fire, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, L.T., Juan Cuba, Marie Luv, Alayah Sashu, Kandi Kream, Taya Silvers, Kapri Styles, Capri Styles
Directed by: Zakk Wylde
Review brief: Chocolate Booty There Aint Nothin Like It declares the back cover. I really like the other Big Wet Asses series which is up to number 7 already (pretty good by the way though not outstanding) but I just couldnt get into the girls in this one. You might find all the oil as arousing as it is in Big Wet Asses. No doubt, these girls are soaked in it and get royally fucked up the ass - and unlike when your boss does it, its quite a good thing here as Martha Stewart often says. Here you have Jada, Kapri, Kandi, Tanya and Marie Luv getting that royal treatment. Most scenes start out with a shiny oil covered ass with plenty of close ups. As with the Big Wet Asses line, they arent satisfied with just getting the asses wet, but also getting them fucked. You might as well, since everything is all greased up back there it must go in easy.
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Release date: 2/15/2006
Reviewed on: 2/26/2006
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Sandra Romain, Dana Vespoli, Delilah Strong, Hillary Scott, Jasmine Tame, Adrianna, Courtney Simpson, Marquetta Jewel, Lexi Bardot, Roxy Deville
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Again, another excellent release from the Darkko. Its an oral flick which is pretty much like getting to second base on a date - and logically you might expect to see actual sex in a porno at least vaginal if not full on ass fucking, this is one time I dont even think youll miss it. I could pretty much repeat my review of the first Suck It Dry in which I rambled nearly incoherently, blabbering out a Yummy Mc-Yummerson here and a Wowsa there! This one is jam packed with jamming cocks. Just like the first one I thought it was over a few times I didnt look at the cast listing so I got very very excited when I saw Courtney Simpson I surely thought that was the big fireworks grand finale scene. NOPE! We get another and another. These cocksuckers go on for 3 hours and 15 scenes.
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Release date: 2/7/2006
Reviewed on: 2/24/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Claudio Meloni, Ben English, Barbara Summer, Tyla Wynn, Stacy Thorn, Derrick Pierce, Adrianna Nicole, Dick Deleware, Marco Banderas
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: Pound My ASS Now! proclaims the front cover. Men, youll be pounding and hammering away at your cock so furiously over this one. Ladies, Im not sure about you. Steph? Anyhow, I think some of my previous reviews have been a little light on substance probably because I lacked enthusiasm for the particular title. That ISNT a problem here. I love love love Butt Fucked. What a title! And it hasnt been used yet? Well, there has been Blonde Buttfuck Bitches, Buttfucked by a Black Man and a couple of others but not a good ol plain Butt Fucked at least according to the search I did. Their shitholes are stretched wide proclaims the back cover. Wow. Again, direct and to the point if not a bit crude but Ive seen worse. This one comes from Axel Braun I love his work for Digital Sin naturally I pretty much expected good things from this one. Obviously I was not disappointed.
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Release date: 10/12/2005
Reviewed on: 2/20/2006
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Chris Cannon, Tiger, Cheyne Collins, Sunshine, Van Damage, Reno, Nick Manning, Kinzie Kenner, Marcos Leon, Buster Good, Haley Scott, Jersey Jaxin, Laveah
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: I cried a little bit when I came to ADT one morning this week and saw the message ERR: 80004005 DSC: [Microsoft][ODBC Driver Manager] Data source name not found and no default driver specified error creating database connection Good Christ! Is it over I wondered? Might my porn addiction be cured? Luckily it wasnt and I still had a place to read about porn. Jeez, do I have a problem? Seriously, talk of mouths on cocks (or in asses) and slurping up the stuff or worse really should stop. Stepping up on to soapbox now. If you are reading this and think you might have a problem Ive read (on Wikipedia) that there is help: Numerous websites have been founded to provide support to pornography addicts. Convenant Eyes Internet Accountability, for instance, has created software that allows addicts to link up with an accountability partner, who will automatically receive an emailed report of his internet activity (www.no-porn.com/ce.html).
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Release date: 12/6/2005
Reviewed on: 2/20/2006
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Cheyne Collins, Alana Evans, Lee Stone, Reno, Nick Manning, Olivia O'Lovely, Katrina Kraven, Missy Monroe, Nat Turnher
Directed by: Mofo
Review brief: Yes, it is me, HeyNow, the guy that has posted such polls as Have you ever crapped outside? and Ever cum in a cup and then drink it? and dont forget the famous Have you ever pooped your pants in which our very own Tricia Devereaux responded about a messy time. Good stuff and while it might seem that poop might be a running theme, I think if you look at my past 1000 posts (yes I just celebrated my 1000th post I may have a cake to celebrate but for now it is time for deep reflection) that maybe only 2.5 of the posts actually have anything to do with the brown butt stuff. Ah, that might be the perfect segue into talk of sick girls and boys. DVSX usually isnt the first studio I run to when I want new porn and that might be the case for many porn consumers, there are just so many new titles looking for your spending dollar. In case you are thinking of this one, I can give it a solid B rating and worth a look. This dude MoFo is behind the whole thing. Who is MoFo, you ask, well, I dont really know.
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Release date: 7/7/2005
Reviewed on: 2/16/2006
Studio: Max Hardcore
Review brief: Now this one is getting a 4.5 star exceptional rating from me for one girl. See it for the Courtney Simpson scene! Youll say oh muy excelente just like I did. I really think you will. Now its probably not easy to teach these girls how to walk in dignity with throw-up on their shoes, but luckily we dont have to worry about that here in the edited version though its likely in the European version (not to mention free flowing piss!) but that is another story. Im a Courtney fan and this one will probably go down as one of the better Max scenes. She isnt overly made-up like many of the girls in his movies she looks like she just showed up after school and nicely tanned. Or maybe direct from some Southern CA beach by way of AZ. She plays the innocent schoolgirl quite well here - complete with little backpack - starting with the Oh, mister and moving on to spreading her legs far and wide (splits!) to accept a rear entry. Ah, and it just gets better from there! In reverse cowgirl he slips it right into her virgin ass. A+ for this scene.
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Release date: 12/13/2005
Reviewed on: 2/10/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tiffany Taylor, Frank Bukkwyd, Manuel Ferrara, Jack Lawrence, Angela Stone, Harmony Rose, Scott Nails, Brooke Haven, Jack Venice, Jamie Huxley
Directed by: Jerome Taylor
Review brief: I had a pleasant two-page review all ready to go, but Astroknight beat me to the posting with his in depth analysis, so Ive trashed 60 of it. I mean, the guy has nearly 2000 reviews to his credit compared to my paltry 3. And massive detailed shit too! Really top notch. Please, I hope you get an award when you do reach that 2000 review mark, Astro! So, go click on his name in the upper right hand corner to see his review and then come back. This one is almost workplace porn. Now, normally, when I go to work, I dont get to put my cock into my coworkers craphole.* Laura in Sales doesnt come over and allow her ripe rump to be spoiled, nor does Sue in Accounting tolerate her anything to pop in to her hinder hole. And certainly not during work hours not that I have tried. But this is all in a normal days work in Porn Valley, California. God, what a life. Perhaps someday we can bridge the gap between Porn Valley, California and the rest of the world, but it wont happen today. But it comes close in 5 People You Meet In Porn from our very own Hustler.
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Release date: 11/29/2005
Reviewed on: 2/9/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Azalea Lee, Michelle Maylene, D'Monica, Dakota Cameron, Loretta Scars, Nicole Brazle
Directed by: Will Ryder
Review brief: I suppose we all remember the Hustler Beaver Hunts. I dont really have a great knowledge of the history of it all, but I remember buying Hustlers in the early 1990s and seeing the couple page section of photos sent in by lovely ladies. They even put out compilation magazines, with the best of and contest winners that had their own professional photoshoots which provided some pleasurable moments for me back in the day. And if you are in the 1 of the adult world that doesnt quite know what Hustler is talking about, it is the deep need for Hustler to devour the naughtiest, nastiest NAKED photos of women and put them in Beaver galleries! If you a lady, Im sure it helps to have a fuckable ass and face! (Plus, it is a requirement as listed on their website). Here, supposedly, they (according to the backcover) selected pictures of brand new cuties, asked them to fly to L.A., leaving bf (that is code for boyfriend) behind to suck and fuck on camera for the first time.
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Release date: 1/19/2006
Reviewed on: 2/2/2006
Studio: 3rd Degree
Starring: Alexis Malone, Jane Darling, Jennifer Stone, Jasmine Tame, Veronica Da Souza
Directed by: Chris Streams
Review brief: Ive often thought that the most troubling aspect of contemporary porn is the way in which it seems glorify unnatural sex acts. Ah, to be taken back to days of old where the missionary position was the one and only - just one on one, penis to vagina, in a dark room and NEVER EVER in foul places. This is how sex was meant to be and anything else should be taken in its own context and always belongs in the fantasy world. But never mind all that right now. We are lucky that this fantasy world is alive and well in Ready Wet Go 2 from Third Degree. Oh yes. Oil on girls always a winning combo. A must see. Girls normally wouldnt go to your house and start squirting baby oil on themselves would they? Well, they do here! Plus, that oil makes it oh so easy to accidentally on purpose slip a cock into a willing ass. Review note: This review is part of my pro bono review series. That doesnt mean that it is submitted voluntarily and without payment well it is but that it gave me an instant boner (i.e.
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Release date: 12/22/2005
Reviewed on: 1/19/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Chastity, Naomi, Katie Rae, Brooke Haven, Amber Wild, Sara Stone, Courtney Simpson, Luissa Rosso
Directed by: Ray Anderson
Review brief: This is purely a blowjob movie. Unfortunately face fucking can't overcome a weak script. I felt like the story was still a 2-3 drafts short of being ready for the screen. The biggest problem was that there are plot holes you could drive a truck through. Dont even get me started on the dialogue. In one scene the girl says, Ill face fuck you for a burger --- wha? In another a girl says Give me a cock to fuck my face with and so it goes. We shant even be mentioning the one-dimensional characters or question the motivation for their promiscuous acts. But who am I to concern myself with such nonsense. Im here to see nudity and sex (or at least oral sex) and this one does deliver. This title is marketed as a public blowjob movie. Its not like they are going down and filming at the local K-mart with public spectators, but instead the girls are seeking out men to face fuck them in parking garage restrooms, building utility rooms, closed diners and the such. It would be nice to see a couple of extras walking by in horror and lust.
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Release date: 12/22/2005
Reviewed on: 1/18/2006
Studio: Smash Pictures
Starring: Naomi, Annika, Estelle, Trina Michaels, Jasmine Byrne, Brooke Haven, Gianna Lynn, Georgia Peach, Lacie Heart, Lehi Love
Directed by: Martin Del Toro
Review brief: Let me start this review with a slight disclaimer or you might call it a lecture. Men don't need the porno. Porno is everywhere, so of course it is so very easy to have a porno addiction. When you start looking for porno, you can get hooked very easily. Personally, I think it's nauseating and humiliating to both men and women. It has absolutely zero moral values and people become perverted and sick from it. Honestly, its giving good old-fashioned lovemaking a bad name. They are telling people that it is perfectly fine to have graphic sex with many partners, to quack, to fart out cum, to jam up hinder holes and to ejaculate on to faces or worse. The list goes on and on. But in the end, men want the porno. And I think youll want this one. I normally dont rent from Smash so I was interested in what I might be getting here. It was pretty good. Nothing outstanding, but certainly above average. And I liked each scene which is a rarity. Breaking down the numbers, its 10 girls, in 5 scenes. That 2 girl on 1 guy is my favorite sub genre I think.
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Release date: 10/11/2005
Reviewed on: 12/27/2005
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Faith, Bailey, Juan Cuba, Alex Divine, Marcos Leon, Brandy Talore, Johnny Fender, Jim Beem, Taryn Thomas, Riley Brooks, Brianna Beach, Cassie Courtland, Sadie Summers, Serena Sin, Mike Hash
Directed by: Juan Cuba
Review brief: Cocksucking! If it is a cocksucker are after, then this title might have a cock to be sucked for you, but I didnt think it was the best cocksuckery ever put on tape. Far from it. I guess the girls get into it, but I wasnt really feeling it, plus, visually, I thought it was a little subpar. Now, looking beyond that stuff, the faces here really do get blasted. Just as nicely blasted as the typical Peter North flick. Now that is saying something. These girls get their faces soaked, now that is after all that cocksucking. I imagine every studio has a line of all blowjob, face-splattering titles, like the master Deep Throat This! (which has gone terribly downhill recently it seems) and Shut Up and Blow Me (which is pretty good), but it would be nice if someone would create a situation beyond the girl on the couch, or crawling across the floor, to blow a guy.
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Release date: 10/25/2005
Reviewed on: 12/23/2005
Studio: FusXion
Starring: Pat Myne, Chris Charming, Nadia Nice, Kat, Mark Ashley, Selena Silver, Sandra Romain, Gia Paloma, Jean-Claude Batiste
Directed by: Pat Myne
Review brief: Im not sure if the title means that the girls are slaves to their own asses or if the asses are serving as slaves to cocks and the men attached to them. No time to figure that that out, because hey, its my 50th review! I had hoped I would be writing about a title that had me filling my pants over, that piece of eye watering porn that you always hope to come across. Yet, this one is quite good. All the usual names that you might expect in a porno. I see this is the first Ass Slaves movie released in more than a year. I hope we see more. On to the specific girls, which is always a challenge for me, because with some exceptions, I usually dont remember the girls names. Here, fan favorite, Selena Silver, takes charge with scene #1. I like her better this year with the new hair color. She starts the scene out blindfolded and starts working on her butthole with lube or maybe its just spit, anyhow she gets it ready, I believe at the command of the guy behind the camera. Then, still blindfolded, she moves on to blowing the some guy.
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Release date: 11/23/2005
Reviewed on: 12/16/2005
Studio: Mayhem
Starring: Billy Glide, Tony T., Chris Charming, Brett Rockman, Steven French, Melissa Lauren, Vanessa Lane, Brooke Haven, Alicia Angel, Haley Paige
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: If you like the stuff that Digital Sin puts out, you should probably run out and find a copy of this one. Directed by Axel Braun, this has that same great camera, with rich color tones, and slight softness to it that seems to overlook flaws to create an amazing image. Titles from Xavier Mann, Jonni Darkko and Tyrone Shuz also have that same great look. Porn fans probably either really love the look or hate it and avoid it. And the great thing, with so many of these titles you really get some hardcore ass action. I wouldnt have expected something this good out of Mayhem, though I saw 2 in the Can a couple of weeks ago, really liked it and saw that Axel was directing titles for them too. Honestly, I wouldnt mind him shooting a girl dropping a brownie out of her panties sometime. Vanessa Lane is in the first scene. She doesnt do any of her crazy body contortions, like the splits, as far as I saw, but she is really a great performer and puts on an excellent show here. She does do a little leg nearly behind the head action, so that is probably of some interest.
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Release date: 11/15/2005
Reviewed on: 12/16/2005
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Mia Bangg, Haley Scott, Jamie Elle, Alicia Angel, Anna Leigh
Directed by: Xavier Mann
Review brief: Yes. Another ass ready to be trained! Ladies, meet thee anal trainer! Someone named Xavier Mann is back for his 3rd installment of Anal Training. The legendary Jonni Darkko directed the first 8 of this series. Once he left for greener pastures this series lay dead and gone, wilted and crapped on for a year until my man, Xavier, saved the day earlier this year. His first for the series, part 9, had me heaping praise by the gallons. If I fire up the Internet Way Back Machine (or simply search for my very own review here at ADT), I find that I said part 9 was Pretty darn good and Not too shabby. More glowing words of praise have nearly never have been written in such a way. In the end I imagine I thought it ranked up there with the previous titles and I said I hope we see more. And here we are with more. Yes! And again, it is pretty good but not totally good. My favorite scene, if you take a look at the back cover at the merchant of your choosing, you see this great anal fucking, reverse cowgirl style with the girls legs pulled back. Perfect.
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Release date: 10/5/2005
Reviewed on: 12/12/2005
Studio: Simon Wolf
Starring: Mark Davis, Chris Cannon, Joey Ray, Penny Flame, Annie Cruz, Flower Tucci, Jenner, Le Ann Moore, Georgia Peach
Directed by: Robert Herrera
Review brief: This will be one of my 50 word reviews. I dont have much to write about for this one. Its not that I didnt like it I did. According to the package, this one is from Simon Wolf Bold I imagine the BOLD is to signify a push towards a hardcore angle. The box proclaims gushing geysers and deep anal fucking and that they love to squirt and butt-fuck! My! You definitely get some of both here. Not an overwhelming amount of squirting, but there is some wetness there. The anal is kept fairly clean and not at all nasty looking like some titles. The video quality is quite good. As might be expected Flower Tucci puts in a great scene as does Georgia Peach (shes cutie, not quite a look you would expect in porn). Visually it is very well done (as expected from the studio) and I would think this title would satisfy most fans. Oops, I lied this is 164 words. So far. Anyhow, its worth a look if you like these girls or some good-looking intercourse with some anal and squirts.
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Release date: 9/26/2005
Reviewed on: 12/12/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Dave Hardman, John Strong, Joel Lawrence, Brett Rockman, Michael Stefano, Mia Bangg, Taryn Thomas, Karina Kay, Nikki Hilton, Chase Dasani, Chase Chandler, Courtney Simpson, Cassie Courtland, Megan Jones, Georgia Peach, Faith Leon
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: David Luger has been the mind behind these Swapping titles recently (since around #4 I think. Before that it was Vince who, of course, also did a great job). It seems a little more effort goes into these swapping titles to use younger and prettier girls. Some of the earlier ones had the girls dressed in cuter outfits like little baseball style uniforms which had some appeal for me. In this one, the girls are still pretty cute, and you get a lot of video for the bucks here. Nearly 3 hours worth the DVD clock said 2:55 by the time the credits rolled (unless it was actually 2:55 am?) They keep it simple here, one guy with 2 girls to pleasure (and vice versa) and in the end one of them gets a load in the mouth and the other girl gets that load spit into her month. Tayrn Thomas and Karina Kay are in my favorite scene here. The highlight is depicted in the center of the backcover, Tayrn is enjoying a cock in her ass while the other girl just finds other ways to entertain herself.
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Release date: 10/7/2005
Reviewed on: 12/12/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Peter Romero, Kylie Wilde, Danni, Jack Lawrence, Keeani Lei, Victoria Graceson, Billy Lee, Lynn Starr, Jack Init
Directed by: Peter Romero
Review brief: Most of the scenes here start out with a girl (or two) walking down the beach in a very nice and revealing bikini. That in itself can be very hot. The box proclaims here that Danni cant wait to offer up her clam. Ahh, so eloquently put. But true. She and another girl (Lynn Star, I believe) take on a guy on the beach in the first scene. They keep at least a few articles of clothing (hot tropical beach wear) on for at least part of the scene. Its a good one. This might be a good time to mention this is a rather tame title. No anal to be found. I might even say it might be a good (or at least possible) couple flick. And the girls look great. Between scenes there is a little banter on the beach between all the girls I never pay attention to this non-sex stuff but I suppose it serves as an intro or storyline for the next scene. Maybe they are just talking of their conquests. Danni returns for the final scene.
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Release date: 10/2/2005
Reviewed on: 12/5/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Brandon Iron, Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, John Strong, Dick Nasty, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Michael Stefano, Sascha, Juan Cuba, Brad Baldwin, Bianca Pureheart, Carlton Banks, Mark Zane, Kelly Wells, Joe Rock, Johnny Fender, Taryn Thomas, Simone West, Ryan Knox, Claire Robbins, Faceblaster
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: This is an excellent title. And clocks in at a whopping 3 hours! I was nearing the end of my viewing night, and could only make it thru a couple of scenes. That is saying a lot! It has the same love for multiple facial cum glazings and multiple guys on one girl that titles from sister company Platinum X have but the overall visual quality and overall look is so much better here. There are all kinds of fuckings and poundings here, most of it directly into the anus. And finally, cum is layered onto these girls faces. There are also a couple of scenes in which the guys cum directly into a large glass and the girls drink it up I dont care for this but Im sure many do like it. I didnt even make an effort to count but the box says that Bianca Pureheart gulps down 22 massive loads and Kelly Wells gags on a staggering 24 dirty shots of cum. These are all served up Fear Factor style straight from a glass.
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Release date: 2/14/2005
Reviewed on: 12/5/2005
Studio: Private
Starring: Nikki Anderson, Katja Kean, Tania Russof, Mafalda, Aliza, Su Ann
Directed by: Pierre Woodman
Review brief: Private must have decided it was time to cash in one last time...errr, I mean pay loving tribute to The Woodman. In a big way this is part 1 of a big ol 10 part series (Private proclaims them to be breathtaking) on the life and times of Pierre Woodman. This one has tons of interviews with Woodman and what must be behind the scenes footage all put together with some voiceover narration. Within the movie you get this mixed in with 6 best of sex scenes, such as a scene from Tatiana, a scene from The Pyramid (the great 3 part series though I didnt think the scene presented was that great) and what looks to be a Nikki Anderson fucking from a Private Castings movie (possibly her first anal?) This last one features Woodman and a locked down camera so it isnt very interesting. In the end, I dont think his best work is represented here, but they have 9 more in the series to prove it. Naturally, I fast-forwarded the interview stuff. Youd really have to have an interest beyond whacking, which I dont have, but certainly there is an audience for this.
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Release date: 10/11/2004
Reviewed on: 11/29/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Mandingo, Jada Fire, Vanessa Blue, August, Jayna Oso, Gia Paloma, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: This is an older title (2004) but I just rented this title and was amazed. Its from Jules Jordan one of the biggest director names out there now, even though I couldnt pick him from a lineup (not that I would ever have to). Yes, as you can see Im giving it a 5 star rating and its for just one part of a scene that was simply incredible (and startling at the same time!) Jayna Oso farts out milk! She uses a squirter thing to inject milk (or a milky substance) directly into her ass. Gurgle gurgle gurgle as it empties in. She kneels on a chair, bends over, readies herself, tries to push, grabs her cheeks andand.and then she FARTS it out with huge explosive farts. Brbrbrbrapt! Real blasts! These farts are massive rippers - toilet bowl drying type of farts. And the milk squirts out onto the floor. She shoots out 3 of these, the last one shooting the milk several feet and hitting the camera lens with a few drops. The whole scene is beautifully shot with some toy play and the 2 guys have their way with her in every which way. Just the sex part of the scene ranks as a A+ anyhow.
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Release date: 5/15/2005
Reviewed on: 11/29/2005
Studio: Mayhem
Starring: Trevor [I] (ambiguous), Alex Sanders, Rick Masters, Johnny Thrust, Lyla Lei, Steven French, Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer, Tyla Wynn, Trina Michaels, Kelly Wells, Jay Lassiter
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Super slut Audrey Hollander is the ringleader for this title, sometime guiding and instructing the other girls in how to take cock and sometimes joining in on the action. She is in every scene in some capacity. The first scene is excellent sorry, I dont recall the girl. So, moving on, Tyla Wynn (oh, a darling of mine) stars in my favorite scene. They go thru all the motions you might expect. And then Tyla, (sweet, sweet Tyla, oh, how can you do this?) takes 2 cocks directly into her ass. And not in the normal position. (I hope I can explain it). Here, the two guys lay down flat on their backs, balls to balls, cocks pointing up, and Tyla plops down on them and jams them in. Audrey has to hold the guys legs out of the way so we get a clear shot. Nicole Richie would say, Thats hot! I cant say that I have seen this position before and Im not exactly that naïve. They try this position in another scene and it works equally successful.
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Release date: 9/19/2005
Reviewed on: 11/20/2005
Studio: Simon Wolf
Starring: Asia Carrera, Mickey Ray, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chris Cannon, Tabitha Stevens, Wanda Curtis, Dale Dabone, Aurora Snow, Herschel Savage, Derick Lee, Natalie Woods, Kelly Kline
Review brief: As the title might suggest this is a compilation of past scenes from Simon Wolf releases. Of course this is good or bad. Good if you want to collect some favorites or if you want a good sampling of hot chickadees that have shot for Simon Wolf over the past few years. In my mind when I see a Simon Wolf movie, I think it is going to be movie a that is rather tame sexually though I do know they do some anal themed titles but also I know that visually its going to be fairly well done. Aurora Snow has a good scene, though not an anal one. I dont recall seeing any anal in this title but I could be wrong.
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Release date: 6/29/2005
Reviewed on: 11/15/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Barbara, Steve Holmes, Pamela, Manuel Ferrara, Black Diamond, Vanessa Michaels, Natalie Knoxx
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Continuing my Thanksgiving themed reviews, Ill just call this is one a big TURDUCKEN! Now, before you think I just called it a turd, please allow me to explain the turducken. As you might expect, it is a chicken shoved inside a duck that is shoved inside a turkey and served up (depending on your point of view) as a Thanksgiving masterpiece or a Thanksgiving horror. But you get a little of everything just as you do with Photographic Mammaries 4, plus it has a running time of over 2 and a half hours! Not to mention all the shoving! I normally have to start a review of a Platinum X movie out by saying Ive never been the biggest fan of anything out of this studio. Sure, they have plenty of solid 3 star material - but they never seem put out a great visually stunning product. Yet, it is satisfyingly hardcore enough for fans that are looking for such and ranks up there with many top sellers I would think. I wish they could bring the look of the video up a little.
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Release date: 10/25/2005
Reviewed on: 11/11/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Niko, Tyler Knight, Otto Bauer, Lain Oi, Hailey Young, James Deen, Jack Venice, Sierra Sinn, Kelsey Michaels, Ola Mckenzie
Directed by: Erica McLean
Review brief: Gobble gobble. Not turkeys, but cock gobblers instead! This is the perfect Thanksgiving gift for the in-laws. Yes, the fantastic Barely Legal series. Ive been hooked on these since the first with the urinating Anastasia Blue. Sadly that stuff is long gone but I think of it as the old reliable grandpappy standby visually its always rich in color with sharp video and great lighting and oh, the girlies are obviously just on the right edge of lawful activity. Erica McLean is the first time director of this series, taking over for the late (and great!) Clive who directed the first 50. No director profile that I saw on the disc so I will I dont know if this was wife, mother, aunt, sister or daughter of the great one. Nevertheless, things play out pretty much the same as the previous titles. (Note: Jane Waters is listed as the director on 51 and 52 I thought she did a wonderful job, though she ended both with a girl/girl scene.) Sierra Sin and Lain are the real standouts in this one.
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Release date: 8/17/2005
Reviewed on: 11/11/2005
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Mark Ashley, Ben English, Mr. Bigg, Selena Silver, Scott Nails, Taryn Thomas, Shane Diesel, Nikki Hilton, Sarah Jade, Stacy Thorn, Tony De Sergio
Directed by: Amigo Sanchez
Review brief: Is it enough to say that lovely girls discover a man and a gigantic cock and hijinks ensue over 5 scenes? Well, maybe not. Let me know for next time. If you have read my past postings or reviews, youll know I usually heap praise on Digital Sin movies. Their overall style visually meets what I am looking for in adult movies. There is some anal, but not in every scene. Nikki Hilton and Selena Silver put in a couple of great scenes. For this one it is Selenas turn to take on the ample cocked Shane Diesel (in part 21 Kelly Fuckn Wells had to wear a diaper for a week after her scene with him! I kid you not!) All in all its some solid masturbation material. Nothing more. Still that is worthy of 3 and a half stars from me. These titles probably still get lost in a sea of other normal and average porn releases.
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Release date: 7/13/2005
Reviewed on: 11/11/2005
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Tony T., Chris Charming, Zara, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Ben English, Lena Juliett, Kelly Wells, Shane Diesel, Hailey Storm, Celestia Star
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: Certainly, this line doesnt get much attention, but as always Digital Sin/New Sensations delivers. Well, it isnt quite a home run, but a solid double which transfers into 3 and a half stars. With this title, as you might expect the cocks are large. Shane Diesel has a hefty one and violates Kelly Wells (referred to as Kelly Fucking Wells) in each of her three major holes. She gags on it, she takes in a normal way and finally she is nearly ripped apart from the anus with it. Wow. Such a tiny girl and such a gigantic cock. I almost lost it on that one. Im sure she went home with a nicely tenderized butt, of course that combined with the warmth of her pussy would be simply melt in your mouth luscious. Im also currently reviewing (okay, a loose term) Big Cock Seductions 22 - its hard to say which one is better but as with most Digital Sin movies I enjoy the overall look that visually meets what I am looking for in adult movies. You do get anal, but not in each scene maybe they are trying to please everyone.
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Release date: 9/14/2005
Reviewed on: 11/4/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Alex Sanders, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chris Charming, Sascha, Jessica Jaymes, Jean Val Jean, Trevor Thompson, Arianna Alyse, Jamie Huxley, Tiffany Rayne, Nikki Nievez, Victoria Von Helkine
Directed by: Mark Kismet
Review brief: The premise in this one seems to be producers going up to ordinary housewives and giving them a chance to be in an adult film. Interesting enough. (Of course, I normally fast forward anything that isnt an overt sexual scene so I might miss a detail or two). Its been a while, so its probably time to say I do have to warn that my reviews have a total lack of sentence structure and often run on sentences will rule the day yet I have been told that my overall usage of letters and the combinations of those letters are well above average and my speeling is normally impeccable. So, each scene starts with a camera crew going up to women at their houses or on the street or at the car wash and telling them they will be departing their dreary housewife lives and will be whisked off to the relative comfort of a makeup chair and eventually to a porn set where their normally housewifely bodies will be ravaged by strange men doing unspeakable acts. It seems that they have the girls do a voice over while they show sped up footage of them getting their makeup and hair done.
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Release date: 10/19/2005
Reviewed on: 11/4/2005
Studio: 3rd Degree
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Sophia, Mark Wood, August, Missy Monroe, Rick Patrick, Marie Luv, Mia Bangg, Dillan Lauren, Tyla Wynn, Seth Dickens, Flower Tucci, James Deen, Kelly Wells, Kirsten Price, Melodee Bliss, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Samson
Review brief: In regards to Beef Eaters Part One, if I fire up my way back machine I find that in March of 2005 I called it a big stand out and an excellent title. Visually well done and hardcore enough to appeal to those that like some deep throat gagging action - yet doesn't over do it in that aspect. Can they keep up the good times for Part Two? The answer is Shirley Yes! Err, I mean surely yes! I always expect good things from Third Degree they consistently have some of the best looking stuff out there (along with Zero Tolerance). This one is right up there with the great ones, though I should warn you, it goes no further than a blow job and cum on faces movie (though we do get some teasing action). Of course, you get more than the 5 or 6 scenes that is standard with most movies, instead we get a ripe 10 or maybe 12! I wont run down the list of girls or plus and minuses along the way except to point out a stand out scene from Ms. Tyla Wynn. One of my favorites from the last year or so has got to be Tyla. So yummy, so delicious. Best scene on the disc.
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Release date: 9/13/2005
Reviewed on: 11/4/2005
Studio: Simon Wolf
Starring: Mark Davis, Simone, Kat, Dino Bravo, Slim Shady, Felix Vicious, Crystal Ray, Brianna Blaze, Billy Lee, Daisy McLane
Review brief: They arent so tight that these vaginas squeak or anything. Nor is there any pain as plumpers are slid into them, but they do look pretty young. This title (and many from Simon Wolf) seems to be a nice alternative to the Hustler Barely Legal series. These girls are fresh, sweet and innocent. They are tan. They have jaw dropping stunning breasts. Who could ask for anything more? Well, it isnt titled Tight Young Pooping Holes, so mark that off your list. Its just a solid vaginal movie. Its possible that they girls are being fucked by their boyfriends as often seems to be the case in these types of movies. This is light years better than seeing them being fucked by some dude that has been around for years and years. At the very least they are nearly the same age. Of course, I pay little attention to the girls names, but I wrote down that that Daisy, Brianna and Felix especially were standouts in this movie.
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Release date: 9/24/2005
Reviewed on: 11/2/2005
Studio: American Hardcore
Starring: Csilla, Sharon Wild, Melissa Lauren, Holly Wellin, Vanessa Lane
Directed by: Tommy Joe
Review brief: Well, the title is right to the point. Ass Fuck. Nothing subtle about that though I guess most porn titles are pretty direct and to the point. If the title leaves any mystery for anyone, a check of the back cover proclaims, Slapper in the Crapper Hitter in the Shitter Hardcore. Yep, its a butt fuck flick. And its from a studio called American Hardcore. And its pretty good. As good as an average RLD or Platinum X picture. Maybe a little better picture quality and overall presentation though I didnt think the body makeup was all that great as I saw some bumps and pimples on a few of the girls. Overall the sex and blowjobs are reasonably hardcore I saw an overly healthy amount of salvia during the blowjob scenes. The standout scene for me (though they are all pretty good) was the final scene with girlie Sharon Wild. Nice gaper ass girl - it was an all around good scene.
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Release date: 9/10/2005
Reviewed on: 11/2/2005
Studio: Max Hardcore
Review brief: One might say that Max Hardcore titles are loaded with showy blossoms, perfuming the air with the sweetest aroma. Well, not quite. This one barely needs a review as his fan base is either there or not. You pretty much know what you are going to get when you go with Max Hardcore. Either you are a fan or not so much so. Certainly, he is a pioneer in the porn world. Its been a few years since Ive seen one of his so I thought it was time. Hey, I was curious! Its about the same as remembered. Some colorful couch, an overly made up young thing in a schoolgirl outfit and a good dose of rough sexual action. Of course, vomit streaked faces arent quite for me so I did a little extra fast forwarding. But who am I to pass judgment and I only saw that in the first scene. Lots of cock gagging in that scene. Max takes on Yumi and Layla in the second scene and it isnt as rough and is the best scene on the disc. Total of 3 scenes on the disc and naturally excruciating anal in each.
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Release date: 9/3/2005
Reviewed on: 11/2/2005
Studio: Bad Seed
Starring: Tony Tedeschi, Randy Spears, Lee Stone, Cytherea, Lili Thai, Missy Monroe, Nick Jacobs, Tiana Lynn, Flower Tucci, Kelly Wells, Jonny Zinn
Directed by: Roy Karch
Review brief: Squirting? This could be a pretty good one. Before I watched it I figured it must be your normal squirting movie though the title delicately suggests (at least to me) something a little nastier like the Hot Hershey Squirts but it is nothing of that nature. Another new studio for me. How does this squirt title rank with the great ones from Elegant Angel? Well, its like comparing the Sistine Chapel with a school art project. But the ladies do provide some gushers. And you get the top names in the squirt biz like Cytherea and Tianna Lynn. Still, check out the others first, if you still want more and have exhausted all other squirt movies from the big names, this title will be waiting for you. Just dont expect as much. Still, there was a good girl on girl scene in a kitchen with whipped cream that played out pretty nicely. I won't spoil it for you! I saw PHE or maybe PHE Inc. listed on the back over I vaguely recall that was the cover company name to Adam and Eve catalog so Im guessing they are somehow connected to Bad Seed.
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Release date: 10/19/2005
Reviewed on: 10/12/2005
Studio: JM Productions
Review brief: I was going to write at length of the mouth-watering merits of the recent flood of squirting movies like Swallow My Squirt 2, Squirtwoman 3 and Supersquirt 2 but instead I came across an equally scrumptious movie that caused a fountain of delicious fountain of cum to erupt from me like I have seldom seen. Hungry yet? Ashley Blue is the mastermind behind this series. Part 3 is the first Ive seen, but I will have more sent to me in a rush (they have a total of 4 out so far.) She introduces a couple scenes and does a nice pre-sex interview with the girl. The real gem here is the final scene in which she yells at relatively tame girl (who had a real cute pussy and take cock in her ass), knocks her off the guy, throws her a notebook and tells her to stand in the corner and take notes. Yowsa! Before that all happens Ashley shows the girl the ways of the cock, and eventually moves the sweet innocent girl into that AVN winning throat gaggers pose.
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Release date: 4/25/2005
Reviewed on: 9/13/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: John Strong, Erik Everhard, Kat, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Chanel Chavez, Patricia Petite, Vanessa Michaels, Jackie Ashe
Directed by: John Strong
Review brief: This is a sub-genre of porn that hasnt been fully explored: soaking teenagers (18 or over only!) with cum. Errmaybe it has, but whats one more? Its mostly one on one, but then this one does take it a little further as the scene draws to a close, suddenly 3 or 4 (or more) guys take turns popping loads onto the girls face while she is still being fucked. You might find it a bit unsettling to unexpectedly see guys appear and launch out their loads. But it should fulfill some fantasies perhaps, by extension, the viewer might see these extra guys as themselves. But its fun to see the fucking continue while her face is sopping wet and sperm is spraying. Along the way there is plenty of crap hole fucking fairly hardcore. Kat, especially, takes a pounding, but all the girls get it where it hurts. (For those following my exclusive food ranking system, this would rank as a Chicago-style Italian Beef and Sausage Combo Sandwich.) Now, Im not a big fan of Platinum X they disappoint more often than not.
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Release date: 6/13/2005
Reviewed on: 9/13/2005
Studio: DVSX
Starring: Kelly, Sergio, Nick Manning, Jazz Duro, Marcos Leon, James Deen, Jackie Ashe, Persia DeCarlo, Claire Robbins, Anita Line, Don Picone, Goldie Cox
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: A pleasant delivery of anal in this one. And DVSX (at least for this one) is a rare studio (along with Zero Tolerance) that is generous enough to give us 6 scenes instead of the typical 5. +1 for an extra scene! Think of this as an alert for those that are all ready to pop at the end of scene 5 if you do, youll be going into scene 6 drained and limp. With a name like Ass Factor there must be a lot of ripe ass pounding, right? Yep! The backdoor hole is open for business. Lot of good shots for fans of anal. For fans of toys, you get toy play before and after. But its those clear dildo things that seem uncomfortable, not like a fleshy penis. They remind me of icicles and they surely can't be comfortable for rumpholes, can they? Visually, its fairly well done, not great you do see some flaws on the girls but nothing too distracting. Strangely to me, Missy Monroe doesnt look like Missy. I guess she just looks different from 2004 Missy and what I would expect. I dont see much from DVSX Id be willing to check out other titles based on this success.
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Release date: 12/1/2004
Reviewed on: 9/10/2005
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Tommy Gunn, Austin, Mr. Pete, Ben English, Kurt Lockwood, Jean Val Jean, Veronica Lynn, Jordan Fleiss, Nicole Brazzle, Kelly Kline
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: Beautifully shot by Alex Braun like so many he does for Digital Sin. They really do put out great looking product I think it is still the ghost of Jonni Darkko (who moved on to Evil Angel exclusively) or at least some great camera. But for fans of anal, this one wont do. Complete lack of anal sex here with Digital Sin it seems to be either all or none. It is refreshing though at times, just to see some down and dirty vaginal sex. The best scenes are the first 3 the movie fades after that. Nicole Brazzle (what a name!) and Veronica Lynn are cute enough and do a nice job, the winning scene on this disc is Kelly Kline. Its worth a rental just to see her. She gets into her scene, has nice natural tits and great looking bod. Of course, these girls names are meaningless to me are they still in the biz? I dont know Kelly Brazzle from Trixie Putender. But they are attractive here. I would search out Kelly Kline to see what else she has been in. Austin, apparently, is the final scene.
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Release date: 8/31/2005
Reviewed on: 9/10/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Kaylynn, Alexandra Quinn, Flick Shagwell, Calli Cox, Taylor Rain, Ashley Blue, Alexis Malone, Kianna Dior, Missy Monroe, Tiana Lynn, Delilah Strong, Harmony Rose, Flower Tucci, Keeani Lei, Jasmine Byrne, Jamie Huxley, Alektra Blue, Naudia Nyce, Jonni Darkko, Tiffany Minx
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Start of rambling review: One might be able to say that the trump card has been played and team Jonni Darkko is the winner over the Deep Throat This! series or you might even say that this title is a homerun and a touchdown at the same time not to mention that youll need oxygen and an IV for your wiener after this one!!! Hes nailed this one right on the head! Okay, all silliness aside, I can say goodbye to what was, in my mind, thought to be the reigning (and raining (cum that is)) champion among all oral movies - yet no doubt the comparison to the Peter North series was obvious. This is like two of those movies rolled into one, with better production values and just as capable in face glazing area. 18 scenes in this one and wowsa, does it feel like it. In the final scenes I thought more than once that it was over and I saw the big grand finale scene only to get another and another. Its mostly shot POV, but also with some side angles, these girls can suck a cock.
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Release date: 6/17/2005
Reviewed on: 9/7/2005
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Roxy Jezel, Dani Woodward, Penny Flame, Eva Angelina, Brother Love, Jackie Ashe
Directed by: Brother Love
Review brief: What a title! Ill give a brief rundown of my favorite 3 scenes (5 total) here and for once Im going to name names! The first scene starts with a guy picking up a willing Roxy Jezel to give him a blowjob in a vehicle. They move to a hotel room and start going at it. Shes on top and either she pulls up or his cock falls out and you naturally think she is going to lean down and suck him. Nope. She punches him right in the ball sack. Repeat: right in the ol wrinkled ball sack! And again. And again. Wow. Maybe I live a sheltered life but in what must be pushing 2000 titles over the years I have never seen such testicle abuse. But the guy seems fine with it and in the end she gets what is coming to her by the way of a nice facial spraying though she does get off a couple of kicks to his balls before this. Now it makes more sense why she is credited as a Randy Lil Fucker on the backcover! She is paid with a rare $1000 bill for her fine performance and a grade of A+ from me. Eva Angelina with glasses has another great scene.
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Release date: 8/17/2005
Reviewed on: 9/7/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Jerry, Van Damage, Karlie Montana, Jay Huntington, Brianna Love, Autumn Bliss, Lexi Love, Sulavan, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Stephanie Renee
Directed by: Jane Waters
Review brief: Yet again more of the same from Hustler Barely Legal. (That sounds like a bad thing, but it really isnt Ive always liked this series). Of course it has the same typically beautiful production standards we all would expect from the series. As always each scene has a few minute story leading into the sex of course I always fast forward over this. Its your every day story heard over and over: girl checks out a airplane hanger and finds a guy with a stiff rod, or a girl that shacks up with stack of girlie magazines and starts masturbating away only to be discovered (or is it rescued?) by the lonesome trucker. I didnt think to write down the names while I was watching and I didnt recognize any of them, but there are a few solid scenes here though I did skip by one or two of them fairly quickly. One highlight is a scene in which some young starlet duplicates the Paris Hilton Carls Jr. commercial. You know the one with the car washing, the sudsy mess, the monster $6 burger? Yep, its all here. Scene moves on to some sex including the single anal scene for this movie.
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Release date: 3/5/2005
Reviewed on: 9/5/2005
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Boby, Katka, Katarina, Sandra Kay, Jake Malone, Sandra De Marco, Angel Dark, Tiana Lynn, J.J.
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Review brief: ADT probably doesnt need another Big Wet Asses review (this will be the 4th and the others are done by much better reviewers) but it is an impressive enough title to rave about. The name is a bit of a misnomer, as the asses arent wet with water, but are soaked with oil. But Big Greasy Oily Asses maybe doesnt sounds so great (actually I think its just fine). Now, the next question is: are these gigantic rumps all lumpy and gross? Nah. Luckily this isnt a title that pays homage to that wide load butt that we all know surely everyone has had a grade school teacher that was nearly as wide as she was tall and always needed to wear (for some reason) odd colored (and tight) polyester pantaloons instead these gals just have pleasantly ample butts. Or maybe its a camera illusion? Anyhow, I had long delayed renting this release after being disappointed by the last few (I thought parts 1 and 2 were excellent though) but this one recaptured all the past glory for me.
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Release date: 5/27/2005
Reviewed on: 8/25/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Mark Davis, Jon Dough, Carmen, Tony T., Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Alex Rox, Sascha, Sandra Romain, Jayna Oso, Melissa Lauren, Tyla Wynn, Scott Nails, Benjamin Brat, Marco Banderas
Directed by: Dan Silver
Review brief: Im no Roger Ebert, so sometimes my reviews might go off on horrible tangents or simply seem to be written by an incoherent man. I think this one is the best of the stack of DVDs I am currently reviewing. This one has a few guys against 1 girl, poking at her every which way (yes, even THAT way), this one is nastier than the typical Hustler flick. Might it win over a few fans.? Every scene here is a winner. I wont get into each (no need to detail you get sex and heaping serving of it) and usually the girls arent the big of deal to me I often dont know their names. But contradicting what I just said, I did immediately pick out Tyla Wynn (a favorite of mine) and I thought it was Ariana Jollee but I guess it was actually Sandra Romain. I am shit ass dumb sometimes! Well, they both have great scenes here.
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Release date: 7/2/2005
Reviewed on: 8/25/2005
Studio: Private
Starring: Tanya, Anastasia, Mercedes, Nicole, Katarina, Sheridan, Thalia, Sarah Blue, Bobbi Eden, Liliana, Vanessa Hill, Belicia, Sylvie Taylor, Angel Wild, Vendy Blond
Review brief: I zipped through this one pretty quickly. Of course, the girls are beautiful and video quality is up there with Private standards, but it all seemed pretty boring. I cant quite tell if this is a compilation or all new blowjob material. I think it is a compilation. Some of it is POV style, some are parts of a longer sex scene just with the sex cut out. You do get around 15 scenes of blowjobs and guys popping on pretty faces. But the cumshots are awfully weak and the cocks really arent all that big. At first I thought I would be calling this a steamy pile and give it one star, but on a second look isnt that bad.
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Release date: 6/29/2005
Reviewed on: 8/24/2005
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Rick Masters, Dick Nasty, Johnny Thrust, Kris Knight, Sativa Rose, Sean Silver, Nadia Styles, Seth Dickens, Keeani Lei, Courtney Simpson, Cassie Courtland, Georgia Peach, Goldie Cox
Directed by: Christian Knight
Review brief: With nearly (and perhaps beyond) 15 reviews under my belt I continue on with yet another one. You might also remember me from the terribly neglected and quite defunct HeyNows Quickie Reviews on my own thread on the Porn Pool board. When all I can think of is of superior titles from other studios I know it is time to move on. This one isnt terrible, but it plays out like the poor mans Barely Legal from Hustler you know that whole poor man thing in actor terms Scott Baio is the poor mans John Cusack or in music terms Aerosmith is the poor mans Rolling Stones. You might as well just get the real thing in this case Barely Legal. But that seems a little harsh. They do some office playtime thing as a set up to each scene, so that might be fun if you are into something a little beyond your typical gonzo production. Sex takes place in the warehouse, in a conference room, in an office. The movie has a 9 to 5 subtitle on the cover. I guess this is the sexual pleasantry that goes on between coworkers. Not that way in my office.
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Release date: 4/3/2005
Reviewed on: 8/24/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: John Strong, Vince Vouyer, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Persia, Gianna Michaels, Erin Moore, Sintia Stone, Myaluanna
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Review brief: Like most other reviewers, I have no formal training in reviewing kitchen appliances, cleaning supplies, porn or any other item. Yet, I can say that I love my new LG 22744 refrigerator with bottom freezer. It is so wonderful not to keep bending down to look in your refrigerator everything is eye level. The lighting is terrific, really bright. The water dispenser keeps the water nicely cold, and the filter gives it a great taste. Ah, but you say youd rather read about sexually explicit movies? I actually thought this one was pretty good. And chances are youll like it better than I do. That seems strange to say, but I'm not the greatest fan of Platinum X.
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Release date: 4/24/2005
Reviewed on: 8/24/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Sean Michaels, John Strong, India, Steve Holmes, Jada Fire, Jada, Michael Stefano, Lyla Lei, Trinity James, Vanilla Skye, Holly Wellin
Directed by: Sean Michaels
Review brief: It might come as a surprise to you to find that English is my first (and only) language. Someone wrote to me that I seem to have little command of the language. With a few exceptions, Im not a big fan of what Platinum X puts out. In the past I have said they are not producers of the best product out there, but some solid, serviceable porn material nevertheless. They seem promising, but often dont quite cut it in the production values area. I mean the sex might be pretty hot, but they dont take it to the higher end with a nice location or (I assume) body makeup for the ladies. So, you get stuck with seeing the girls with their little flaws, pimples, and bumps, fucking along on old couch with a plain wall in back instead of near flawless girls, wearing colorful sexy outfits in nicer houses. Minor rant finished. Now let me say this: I have very little interest in ass licking. I must have thought this one said Ass LIKERS, and thought; sure, I like asses, who doesnt? But nope, I have no interest in seeing girls lick guys asses.
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Release date: 7/28/2005
Reviewed on: 8/19/2005
Studio: 3rd Degree
Starring: Vanessa, Virginia, Cindy, Robert Rosenberg, Dillion Day, Sue, Mick Blue, Greg Centauro, Niki Dark, Ashley Lee, Suzie Diamond, Justine Ashley
Directed by: Danny Case
Review brief: Ahh, this one is exceptional. In food terms, I would compare it to the $129 tasting menu at Spago, complete with wine pairings. You know, the whole extravaganza that starts out with crab cakes with tartare and creole remoulade sauce and moves on to the slow-roasted sliced leg of veal with fresh summer truffles generously shaved over the dish, the lovely duck confit, the always-exemplary cheese plate, the pan seared foie gras with Japanese pear and orange tamarind sauce, wildberry compote with just enough of a crust to complement the gobs of tiny, delicious little.okay, enough of that. Back to the movie: Another Third Degree release. I really liked this studio in the beginning. They put out some great stuff, then some of the more recent releases have left me wanting. Not a problem with Fresh Pink Part 2.
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Release date: 2/22/2005
Reviewed on: 8/10/2005
Studio: Diabolic
Starring: Mr. Marcus, Alberto Rey, Pascal St. James, Sascha, Claudia Rossi, Katrina Kraven, Nikki Sun, Alison More, Chanel Chavez, Liz Honey, Allyson More, Melissa Black, Scott Nails, Takota, Lora Croft
Directed by: Su
Review brief: My writing is near rancid, Ive had several drinks and my IQ is feeling a smidgen low this morning. Overall this one ranks sort of an ehhhh average whats next type of DVD. So why the 3½ stars? Its because of the shining scene with cover girls Lora Croft and Liz Honey. Young! Great looking! Tan! Great skin! They do anal! Alleluia everyone, alleluia!!! Ahh, need I say more. I give this scene a #1, A+, best Ive seen in a while. I wont go into too many details (actually I see another reviewer written extensively about this movie and has described this scene) but I liked it (duh!) when both girls took it in the butt.
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Release date: 5/17/2004
Reviewed on: 8/10/2005
Studio: Taylor Wane
Starring: Cheyne Collins, Lee Stone, Tanya Danielle, Taylor Wane, Brittney Skye, Victoria Givens, Ana Nova, Jamie Brooks, Jean Val Jean
Directed by: Taylor Wane
Review brief: Im going to push out one quick review for DD Pizza Girls. This one has been in my rental queue for a while its always escaped deletion for some reason. Maybe the box cover looked good, or maybe I was after some DD (Double D!) sized tiiit-taaays! I guess you do get that, plus a little anal, but these are girls Im not really after in porn but that isnt the fault of the studio. The picture quality was good enough, but they seemed to switch between the two cameras way too much. The whole product sort of like the offspring of Vivid and VCA, with a little pizza girl delivery story going on (barely). Overall, its nothing to waste your time on.
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Release date: 3/13/2005
Reviewed on: 5/31/2005
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Starring: Dasha, Mark Wood, Mick Blue, Lauren Phoenix, Jean Val Jean, Jenaveve Jolie, Makayla Cox, Vanessa Lane, Tory Lane
Directed by: Wendi Knight
Review brief: Former hottie performer Wendi Knight has direct several lines for ZT: Grand Theft Anal and Strip Tease Then Fuck in addition to Wet Dreams. I have seen a couple of them, probably thought they were pretty good or didnt think just too much else or if I did I didnt remember (if that makes sense!) But this one blew me away. I want to see everything else she has directed starting with the newest working back. First off, the video/lighting quality is excellent everything that goes along with great production values is top notch, that includes the girls and clothing/makeup. Plus the sex is hot complete with a healthy dosage of anal sex. Now to get back to the clothing. That is what really makes this one a stand out. Its not your typically trashy stuff, just sexy. (The back cover hardly does it justice). It might seem odd of me to be raving about the clothing, but I think a few articles of clothing loosely hanging on a girl while her boobs flop around and getting poked is very hot.
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Release date: 3/25/2005
Reviewed on: 5/31/2005
Studio: 3rd Degree
Starring: Pat Myne, Lee Stone, August, Mick Blue, Aria, Lanny Barbie, Barrett Blade, Alicia Rhodes, Katrina Kraven, Christie Lee, Isabel Ice, Sativa Rose, Chris Streams, Taryn Thomas, Michelle Banks, Kirsten Price, Danny Case, Victoria Sweet, Alektra Blue
Directed by: Danny Case
Review brief: Since I have recently submitted a couple of reviews that rated the movies as just 2½ or 3 stars and perhaps a couple in the pipeline that are about the same, I figure it is time to rave about a great 5 star I recently saw. This will be a shortie review, a mere spin off of my quickie reviews, but I have to say that Hand to Mouth from Third Degree is one fantastic blowjob movie! (Just fantastic!) As the name would suggest there is also a good amount of handjob action by the girl, with all dicks cumming with no, repeat no, intervention from man hand. Its shot POV style, with the girl doing a lot of teasing. Most scenes start the with the girl entering the room, sometimes crawling over (I always find that hot!) The video quality is great, the girls are great (nearly all of them rank an 8 or above!) and as one would expect there are I didnt count around a dozen scenes. Be warned, of course, it is purely an oral movie though you might be teased with a little vaginal crack here and there.
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Release date: 2/24/2005
Reviewed on: 5/31/2005
Studio: Green Light
Review brief: My last review started with a fantasy (and purely fictional) review to which I received several complaints, yet I will continue on. This time its Reckless Teens from Green Light, a new studio incarnation that may have been started by comedian Tom Green for all I know. (The ADT Price Search shows just two other titles from this studio). Is it anything? No, not really. Tons and tons of better stuff out there. But the picture quality IS fairly good, and the girls are generally pretty enough. Sex is average. I wont get into specific girls or scenes, but a one complaint is: not a bit of anal until the 3rd or 4th scene and then its a condom scene. (Good grief, Charlie Brown!) Another: the final scene is a girl-girl scene. Why end it like this? A movie with 5 scenes should never put the girl-girl as the finale.
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Release date: 2/23/2005
Reviewed on: 5/20/2005
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Zenza Raggi, Chris Charming, Mark Ashley, Ben English, Anita Blue, Takota, Lola Lindero, Krista Morgan, Lexi Sweet
Directed by: Amigo Sanchez
Review brief: Someday I might start a review like this: Light in texture and essence, Big Cock Seductions (Part 18, no less!) strikes a dominant note with bulky peckers that find ways to overtake fresh and juicy roastbeef-like holes in stunningly weird yet wonderful ways. The genre, of course, is "avant-garde porn", a style that more than pushes the adult sex envelope with unfathomable flavors but never in a heaviness one my relate to, oh, say, a World War II epic. Whatever that means. But today is not that day. Its a good release, but probably is lost in a sea of other normal and average porn releases, not to mention 17+ other titles in this series. Im not sure what the draw to purchase this title would be over many hundreds of other titles (and of course, vice versa). Surely, though, titles like these do well as rentals. Yet, if pure vaginal sex (no anal) is your thing, this might hold greater appeal. Yikes. Anita Blue: Cute girl seems in pain during sex but perhaps it is just complete elation. Scene ends in an internal. Thankfully the rest are directly on the ladies faces.
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Release date: 2/7/2005
Reviewed on: 5/12/2005
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Zenza Raggi, Tony T., Chris Charming, Mr. Pete, Mandy Bright, Ben English, Arcadia, Scott Nails, Vanessa Lane, Sydnee Capri, Veronica Jett
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: Short and to the point here, I mentioned this title a few times in my review on 1 in the Pink 1 in the Stink from Red Light District since I watched both the same night, I could probably just start and end this review by saying, Run out a buy, rent, borrow or steal this one! and be done with it - its that good - visually, you get the great look that is typical with this studio: great flesh tones, near flawless skin, nice locations, and most importantly, big cocks shoved into poopholes; YES! each scene has anal, much of it delicious. Whew, take a breath! I wont detail each cock pleasing scene, but the first 3 scenes are my favorite. We start off with the flexible Vanessa Lane. She doesnt get to show off every gymnast move she has but we still get some great action. Mandy, a nicely tanned blonde with actual pubic hair, is the second scene. Arcadia in the third scene goes outdoors to enjoy plenty of anal action. Veronica and Sydnee are the final two scenes.
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Release date: 3/25/2005
Reviewed on: 5/12/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Sean Michaels, John Strong, Claudio Meloni, Scott Lyons, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Allison Wyte, Lisa Marie, Shai Lee, Deja Daire, Tim Von Swine, Genesis Skye, Tee Reel
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Review brief: I like this series. And I like the name. Naughty but not overly nasty. Since I watched this title and one called She Takes Two (same genre) from New Sensations the same night and back-to-back it almost makes sense to compare Pink/Stink to it. Overall, She Takes Two is a superior product but Im still giving a favorable review to Pink/Stink. It does contain some great anal poking. But you have to take all the great action with the flaws skin flaws on the girls such as the dreaded ass pimples and some face pimples, razor bumps around the puss and on one girl, bruises. Combine this with average lighting and an average camera the product does not approach the beautiful visual look and appeal of a title like She Takes Two. (It actually seems like the camera here accentuates the color red which makes any blemish stand out more.) But enough about other titles and ass pimples and surely I have a trashy, shit encrusted butt that would be laughed at across the nation. Hairy too. Luckily my hinder doesnt need to pay the bills. My favorite scene is little Deja Daire.
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Release date: 5/21/2004
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005
Studio: Ninn Worx
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Scott Styles, Justine, Sharon Wild, Dominica Leoni, Anthony Hardwood, Georgia Adair, Matt Bixel, Mario Rossi
Directed by: Michael Ninn
Review brief: Rambling, disjointed review starts here: My initial impression of movies from Ninn Worx is that they are typically artistic erotica targeted to couples. I read a piece of promotional material for this one that this is part of his foray into the "Artcore Gonzo" genre. Seems true enough. Does it rank up there with my favorite releases over the past year? No, not really. We get the typical 5 sex scenes in this title, most of them with large boobied Georgia Adair either as willing participant or observer with a mini camcorder. That part is sort of interesting, especially if you are interested in a voyeuristic aspect. In one scene she videotapes another girl give a lengthy blowjob before moving on to some arousing anal action. (Okay, Im just not good in describing sex!) Scenes do end with facials. Maybe somehow that takes away a little bit of the couples appeal. In the interest of full disclosure, my non-porn watching wife noticed the box and said that he has larger penis than me. Ouch. And sigh. Awkward! I wonder if she will watch it. Must find strength to move on.
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Release date: 3/13/2005
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Rita Faltoyano, Mark Ashley, Ben English, Michelle B., Janet Alfano, Arcadia, Scott Nails, Kelly Wells
Directed by: Xavier Mann
Review brief: A better reviewer might start off something like this: Director Xavier Manns wild eccentric style is perfectly suited to this lurid adaptation of the steamy series created by mastermind Jonni Darkko from the vivid simplicity of the opening scene with a young lady who unmistakably needs no further supplementary anal instruction since her skills are clearly and undoubtedly are so very well-honed to the jubilance of the redemptive closer there is something here to touch every audience member. Yet that seems to be an awfully worded sentence. I dont really know it to be true anyhow. Maybe it is better to start simply by saying that Im glad to see this series revived with a new director. Jonni Darkko, with his great visual sense, directed parts 1 thru 8. How would this compare? Pretty darn good, I say. Not too shabby is another way of putting it. The girls are beautiful and well experienced it seems.
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