Princess Has Come Of Age, The Review

Reviewed by HeyNow  on  11/12/2006

This is my very first in the genre of computer-generated porn! And it is excellent!!! I’m guessing it cost $500 per second of video so I think it will be some time before this is “the next big thing”. I mean, for a normal movie, that money could get a full scene from a budget newbie or maybe a blowjob scene from an established girl.

And then what to show in this CGI porn? I’m a little torn here. On one hand it would be nice to see just normal guy on girl sex in every which way. Maybe push the boundaries a little. But this virtual porn is just ripe to show all kinds of science fiction creatures and the orifices that they can fuck.

That is the direction that The Princess Has Come of Age takes. In the first scene the girl – she is a normal Barbie girl, beautiful in every way – walks into the house of a troll. Not one of those internet brats but a full fledged gnome-type troll. She sucks him off and they fuck, eventually he splooges on her. And this is right up there with a Pixar film. Great detail all around. Nice “camera” angles and moves – the whole thing. Her hair is great, skin is great, her tits bounce, and you get little details that the animators put in that really help to take it to a level beyond some cold Tron-like porno.

I won’t give too much else away, but remaining scenes have the same girl getting on with a fucking machine (now, I don’t mean, aw another fuckin’ machine – no, it’s a real ramrod fucking machine that ravishes her body), a plant (yes, a plant), a female cyborg and get a load of this boys and girls: a couple lizard/bat creatures. I’m not sure what they were. I guess black flying cocks maybe. That, my friends, is the craziest f’ing thing I’ve ever scene. Well, that and the plant sex I saw 15 minutes earlier.