Sick Girls Need Sick Boys Review

Reviewed by HeyNow  on  2/20/2006

Yes, it is me, HeyNow, the guy that has posted such polls as “Have you ever crapped outside?” and “Ever cum in a cup and then drink it?” and don’t forget the famous “Have you ever pooped your pants” in which our very own Tricia Devereaux responded about a messy time. Good stuff and while it might seem that poop might be a running theme, I think if you look at my past 1000 posts (yes I just celebrated my 1000th post – I may have a cake to celebrate – but for now it is time for deep reflection) that maybe only 2.5% of the posts actually have anything to do with the brown butt stuff.

Ah, that might be the perfect segue into talk of sick girls and boys. DVSX usually isn’t the first studio I run to when I want new porn – and that might be the case for many porn consumers, there are just so many new titles looking for your spending dollar.

In case you are thinking of this one, I can give it a solid B rating and worth a look. This dude MoFo is behind the whole thing. Who is MoFo, you ask, well, I don’t really know. But the bio on DVSX.com says he is “a long-time old-school porn aficionado…now living his dream by writing and directing his own gonzo series…based on one of his most popular Mofo Wear designs.” Good enough for me. I say he created an anal heavy movie. Missy Monroe for one really takes a beating. Into the ass. (Sick!) No doubt she is a professional, but you have to wonder if she’ll walk right after that bout. Another good scene had the whole lesbian lover in prison theme going – wait don’t roll your eyes yet! – it works pretty good, with a lot of toy play and naturally they all find there way to the ass. (OMFG, so sick!)

My favorite scene has Lexi Love (I do feel a little bad for her, since you know she is someone’s daughter and poor pop must be torn about her career turn into a sicko girl) who is blindfolded and restrained in a segment called “Bound For Love”, complete with ball gag. All kinds of good stuff happens and then the guy splooges on her face. S-I-C-K!

I think these girls and boys might need the anointing of the sick (a religious sacrament administered to bring spiritual and even physical strength during an illness). Maybe not, but it’s a thought. I don’t think it’s going to work since part 2 is coming out in March, 2006.