Lick Her Ass Off My Dick Review

Reviewed by HeyNow  on  4/20/2006

What a title! Martin Del Toro directs. Plenty of ass fucking here, guys. 100% I would say ass gives cocks a somewhat spongy texture but that just makes it that much better for absorbing flavors. And then here the other girl has to gulp the cock down – ah totally divine! Mmm! Yet, these girls should be served up a course that is refreshing and palate cleansing between cock sucks. Maybe a big bowl of lard laden refried beans that looks nothing like shit.

More on that later.

Here we get 2 girls on one guy, probably my favorite genre since you get double the girls. They play with each other, suck his cock, get fucked – this is straight to the ass material – suck cock many times again until the guy blasts a load in the asshole of one of the girls. Now, I really don’t care one way or another about tons of cock sucking after the ass fucking starts – but if it is there to be sucked they might as well do it.

Each scene is nearly a mirror of the others as if they have a script they must follow. Sex. Fuck. Gulp. I mean fucking is fucking and there is a natural progression and that is all fine and dandy but for example each scene has a section where the guy fucks the girls armpits – doing this in every scene makes it a little less unique. Just a minor complaint. But one scene did change it up with that position two girls can take when they both prop themselves up against each other pile driver style so the guy can go back and forth – does this have a name? I liked that!

You know, I think maybe the armpit fucking was the palate cleansing to create a new taste to cover up the ass. The overall quality is very good – no complaints regarding the video, lighting or the girls. And since it is Martin Del Toro we get plenty of spitting on the camera – something I like – though I was a little too busy getting to the butt action for that.

I won’t get into the scenes and the girls – I’m not even sure about most of them – but we do get 3 hot scenes and 2 milder, less impressive scenes. The stand out for me since they are pretty popular girls was the Kelly Wells/Tyla Wynn scene. Wowsa. As always in the case, Kelly really gets a workout – there is one part where Tyla holds Kelly’s ass open and I swear there wasn’t one part of cock even touching the sidewalls. Total air fucking. Like fucking a fart. It must have been like fucking the Grand Canyon. Wowsa-ca-bowsa! This one guys, it something to check out.

And wait until you get to the cum clean up on that one. Tyla sucks it out of Kelly’s ass with a straw, she puts it on the table and at that point they must have spaced out and thought they were back home because they get out a credit card, divide the cum into lines and snort it up like cocaine.

Our very own moderator, Lindi, on ADT once wrote:

Once we were out walking on the bluffs above the ocean with my dog, who was eating blackberries off the vines. And this city-person came along and said, in a really dry voice, "Now I've seen everything."

I never thought I'd say that, but here goes... "Now I've seen everything."