Sex & Groping Review

Reviewed by HeyNow  on  8/24/2005

Like most other reviewers, I have no formal training in reviewing kitchen appliances, cleaning supplies, porn or any other item. Yet, I can say that I love my new LG 22744 refrigerator with bottom freezer. It is so wonderful not to keep bending down to look in your refrigerator – everything is eye level. The lighting is terrific, really bright. The water dispenser keeps the water nicely cold, and the filter gives it a great taste.

Ah, but you say you’d rather read about sexually explicit movies?

I actually thought this one was pretty good. And chances are you’ll like it better than I do. That seems strange to say, but I'm not the greatest fan of Platinum X. Behind the scenes comes in at a tiny 7 minutes, that that is okay, the movie is something like 2:40 and has much of the action that would go into a typical BTS, like the interaction while changing to a new position, the minutes after the cumshot talking to the girl with splatter in her hair and just general talking to the ladies – this all remains in the movie.

I’m sorry but the girls that were in this movie – no real standouts for me – though Persia and Erin Moore are pretty good and have a hot scene together (with another guy or two, of course). Then Persia goes off for a second helping of man meat scene. But otherwise, this cast list is just forgettable to me. But on the plus side, again this is title has a very long running time, and is pretty much wall-to-wall sex or at least nudity (and I’m sure I saw some groping!)

Oh, yes, how can I politely say this? Some of the fine young lasses here had their asses violated. Yes, you’ve made it to paragraph 4 until I mention anal sex (but really who talks about anal when talking about refrigerators?) I see that our very own RLD Fiend wrote that “The only minor problem is the low amount of anal sex in the movie” but I, myself, thought there was a medium amount of anal sex. I must have lower standards.