Sorry Daddy, Whitezilla Split My Little Asshole Review

Reviewed by HeyNow  on  12/12/2010

I'll kick off my Winter Review Series with a movie from this summer. Sorry. He split her littlest hole.

Who?

WHITEZILLA!!!

Ridiculously gorgeous girls. Ridiculously fantastic anal. I don't know any of the girls though. I've been told perhaps these are EuroBabes. And that it was shot in Budapest. All the scenes start of with a short interview and then a strip tease, pretty much shot straight through. For most of the scenes we get the same hotel room and the same red sofa. Maybe it's a love seat. Like you're gonna notice it's the same room for each scene with these hotties.

All one on one with a guy they tell us is Whitezilla. And don't worry, it's not the old WhiteZILLA guy from the first few "Split My" movies, this is a new guy! Some people (not me, oh no no no, not me!) thought the other guy was a bit of a Dbag. And this guy has maybe even a BIGGER White-the-zilla cock. And he sprays huge loads.

And if you are wondering about who the heck is this "new guy", well, hey, he also goes by Mr. Matt Hughes and full disclosure, he's done some gay movies. As if it matters. Who hasn't? He's a hell of a lay for these chicks here!

It starts off with Anabella. Cute. Tan. Dark hair. You can almost imagine Addison Rose all grown up. Interview and strip tease. Eventually fuckin' and ass fuckin' too, probably most interesting in the spoon position. She's got a beautiful body and a little landing strip maybe twice as long as Hitler's mustache. But her scene (while perfectly fine) really isn't the reason so see this movie. A little too much shot from behind the guy - the so-called "taint cam".

Up next: Bianka. Blonde with definitely a young face and kinda squinty eyes. Tease, strip, and then she lays back on the sofa just wearing her little black panties. She seems mildly disinterested and then shy when hey now, Whitezilla walks in. All the oh so big looks and giggles you'd expect, but then a great blowjob first leaning over him and then kneeling in front of him. The sex is doggie style, first on the pussy and then right in the hinderhole. It all seems to be a bit much for her, and again shot from behind the guy, but minimal taint, especially when it gets going. Then some cowgirl, vag and anal which I didn't think worked out so good. Then we some laying back missionary, pussy and then squeeze it in anal. Oh, it's tight and she scrunches up her face. Still, it's a great look at a petite yummy blondie. For the facial, the guy launches 4 or 5 squirts right over her head. It all hits a cabinet or something behind her. His loads go 5 or 6 feet easy. Maybe 8 feet if you really measured and moved the furniture and rolled the rug back and really let it fly in an open space.

Bailey enters the scene next, dark hair, beautiful, what do you expect! More of the same. Big and BAD, Whitezilla! (Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, see Whitezilla run over and the split the assholes of 5 girlies in a row!) Spoon, doggie, reverse cowgirl, missionary and then back to doggie shot from another angle. Some okay gape fucking. He doesn't shoot as much for this facial, and just shakes his hose off to knock out a few extra droplets. Good scene, hot girl.

Logan changes things up, it's a different room, maybe the bedroom of the hotel suite. At last, a bed! Blonde, maybe sorta a younger Kelly Ripa type. She's one half of Regis and Kelly. But here, Logan is dressed in a little denim skirt and a pink shirt with a white collar. Some good POV BJ action and then she bends over, she's still got that denim skirt on along with her pink panties. The panties get pulled off for a great reveal and the guy pokes his cock in her pussy. Then turn her over, man, for some end of bed missionary pussy fucking, guy standing, her legs spread, denim skirt pushed up, yummy!!!!!!!! Then spoon position as she tries out some anal. Some talk between her, WhitezillaGuy and CameraGuy. But it goes in, she's smiling, A good long pounding and then move it on to cowgirl - hey, this looks pretty great too! But then it gets really crazy good. I mean fucking fantastic when she gets laying back, legs spread all the way getting his cock switching between an absolutely stretched all the way pussy and asshole as she's holding her butt - legs just spread as far as they go. Wow! Then doggie anal. Just whoa nelly great. Then for the facial, she hold out her hands in front of her to catch it. I'm like whatever, it's ALL going over your head!

Debbie White finishes the whole show off. Again, fully clothed, she strips for us reasonably slow. All the normal intro and talky stuff with the guy and POV blowin', pussy fucking with her bent over a chair, then some long spooning anal, then some reverse cowgirl anal, shot POV. And then the show stopper. Doggie style anal. Lots of gape fucking and long lingering looks at her beautiful pussy lips and everything. It's as whoa nelly as the previous scene. Big facial to end it.

Those last two scenes really make it for me. Hot cast, each scene is 35 or 40 minutes, or longer to give us a full nearly 3:45 of run time. I don't even think they waste time with opening credits. Bonuses include pick your pleasure, a bonus BJ, trailers and even a bonus scene. For that last bonus scene you have to go to the website and have a code emailed to you and then enter it. I don't bother with that anymore.