HeyNow's Hustler Movie Reviews (16)
Release date: 9/29/2009
Reviewed on: 11/28/2009
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Rocco, Kris Slater, John Espizedo, Nikki Anne, Cyrus King, Isis Taylor, Kara Novak, Natalia Rossi, Gracie Glam
Directed by: Matti Klatt
Review brief: Take me down where your love honey flows! Absolutely the best Barely Legal movie I have EVER seen. The girls are drop dead amazingly cute, tan and yummy! And the fucking is awesome. You'll dump your drawers trying to figure out if Gracie Glam is your favorite. Or Tanner Mays or is it Isis Taylor or Kara Novak. What about Bella Cole or Natalia Rossi? Gaaaaah! Drool! What a cast list!
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Release date: 10/21/2008
Reviewed on: 3/19/2009
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Voodoo, Mick Blue, Eva Angelina, Sindee Jennings, Stephanie Cane, Jordan Ash, Adriana Nevaeh
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Review brief: The perfect little interactive flick for me - shot POV, of course! No menus cluttering the entire scene, just a list of paths to the next sex act at each chapter break. Two great moments in the flick include seeing Little Miss Stephanie Cane get a big cock shoved in doggie style - hell, her whole scene is fantastic! That tight tanned body? Her wide-eyed reactions? Her "Oh, I'm cumming" noises? And then there is Sindee Jennings and her amazing squirting pussy. She lets a six or seven great squirts out in different situations. A total of four girls pack this one. A must see flick!
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Release date: 1/27/2009
Reviewed on: 3/15/2009
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Rebeca Linares, Jenny Hendrix, Sindee Jennings, Naomi Cruise, Nikki Kane, Sandy Sweet
Directed by: Dan Silver
Review brief: It's a little charmer. A movie? A girl? Pretty much the enchanting little Sindee Jennings! Of course! And she looks so great on the cover with her smiling little mouth open and waiting. "Cum in my mouth baby - I want it bad!" Anyhow, it's one on one, shot Point Of View style with a dude with a camera. I'm guessing it's Dan "The Man" Silver. We get Naomi Cruise with a hairy pussy. Jenny Hendrix performing fine as always. Sindee "The Happy Birthday Girl!" Jennings...mmm-yummy-oso! Then Nikki Kane and even sweet Sandy Sweet with balloons all around, a great scene and then oh God, Rebeca Linares in pigtails, no less. Very cute. She has her leggings on and gaaaaa...just watch!
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Release date: 8/6/2007
Reviewed on: 12/21/2007
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Ana Nova, Sativa Rose, Rebeca Linares, Adrianna Nicole, Dana DeArmond
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Another damn winner from Van Styles - just as good as part one. What a scene with Rebeca Linares! And Dana DeArmond! And Sativa Rose! Lots of gapes, but nothing disgusting either - he gets the right balance somehow. You don't see these pink blob holes, just nice dark caves back there.
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Release date: 5/9/2006
Reviewed on: 11/2/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Nyomi Marcela, Roxy Jezel, Leah Luv, Hillary Scott, Samantha Ryan
Directed by: Will Ryder
Review brief: Oh, you might see this name and think "ewwww". Are the pussies so abused that they are rubbed raw? I dont think I would like to see that. Luckily, I guess it just means we get a raw flucking look at some vaginas. And based on this movie, I want to see more from director Wll Rider or at least the camera dude. Every scene starts out with the girl rubbing herself down there, a little toy action perhaps and then the guy comes in starts spraying some oil on the girls pussy. This is where the camera gets nice and close on the pussy. Somehow the picture quality and lighting is just soft enough that even extreme pussy closeupness isnt a problem. They look stunning without nary a hint of razor burn or stubble. They really get a nice low close up angle of these girls with their legs spread with a pussyhole for all to see. The girls: Samantha Ryan starts off the whole show. What a sweet blonde angel. A great scene. Did I mention there is a lot of oil in each scene? Rubbed all over her body. Eventually Hillary Scott has a scene of course, she does anal.
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Release date: 1/24/2006
Reviewed on: 5/18/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Tony T., Mark Wood, Katie Morgan, Anna Mills, Talon, Jessica Jaymes, Shy Love, Hillary Scott
Directed by: Mark Kismet
Review brief: She loves cock indeed. Set in a time that history forgot (and in a world gone mad), this movie relishes the cock lovin fool that Jessica Jaymes has become. Hell, we all love the cock dont we? Ladies love to fuck them and guys just plain love their own cocks. And in the end Jessica Jaymes, trembling away, needs to deals with a truth hidden from her, transported to another time and place, wearing outlandish clothing and speaking a strange language only she can depend on the cock. Ahh, Im shitting you, of course. This is a fairly good movie, though slightly shorter than your typical flick. Its all one on one action. Four guy/girl scenes and one girl/girl. Of course Hillary Scott puts in a great anal fuckin scene in a weight room some great shots and positions there. Id say it is worth just seeing for that. Shy Love has the other anal scene set outside in that magic hour of the sun. As far as Jessica Jaymes, for having her namesake chalk it up to office politics one of her two scenes doesnt even evolve a cock. That is strange.
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Release date: 1/17/2006
Reviewed on: 4/28/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Chris Cannon, Van Damage, Matt Bixel, Jordan Fleiss, James Deen, Rachel Luv, Gianna Lynn, Ivy Brooke
Directed by: Jane Waters
Review brief: Someone named Faith kicks off the show here, with a tease down the stairs, meets up with the guy, they fuck, and so it goes. Theres a pretty impressive doggy style fucking here. Most of the scenes play out this same way oh, the locations and positions vary, but its your basic 20-minute one on one sex scene. Not a lick of anal in this one, guys, the violation of the rear does not happen here. Its fairly nicely shot not quite as sharp as the typical Barely Legal episode and I did see some color variation between the two cameras (assuming this IS a multi-camera shoot). Nothing to get worked up about though. I usually think that movies SHOULDNT end with a girl-girl scene, but it works out okay here lots of anal toy play. The scene is Rachael Luv taking on Gianna Lynn. Now, I dont know these girls from shinola, but I saw the names right in the end credits so I wrote them down. One girl really takes a sweet ramming from the other she really seems to have a tight butthole.
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Release date: 2/7/2006
Reviewed on: 2/24/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Claudio Meloni, Ben English, Barbara Summer, Tyla Wynn, Stacy Thorn, Derrick Pierce, Adrianna Nicole, Dick Deleware, Marco Banderas
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: Pound My ASS Now! proclaims the front cover. Men, youll be pounding and hammering away at your cock so furiously over this one. Ladies, Im not sure about you. Steph? Anyhow, I think some of my previous reviews have been a little light on substance probably because I lacked enthusiasm for the particular title. That ISNT a problem here. I love love love Butt Fucked. What a title! And it hasnt been used yet? Well, there has been Blonde Buttfuck Bitches, Buttfucked by a Black Man and a couple of others but not a good ol plain Butt Fucked at least according to the search I did. Their shitholes are stretched wide proclaims the back cover. Wow. Again, direct and to the point if not a bit crude but Ive seen worse. This one comes from Axel Braun I love his work for Digital Sin naturally I pretty much expected good things from this one. Obviously I was not disappointed.
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Release date: 12/13/2005
Reviewed on: 2/10/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tiffany Taylor, Frank Bukkwyd, Manuel Ferrara, Jack Lawrence, Angela Stone, Harmony Rose, Scott Nails, Brooke Haven, Jack Venice, Jamie Huxley
Directed by: Jerome Taylor
Review brief: I had a pleasant two-page review all ready to go, but Astroknight beat me to the posting with his in depth analysis, so Ive trashed 60 of it. I mean, the guy has nearly 2000 reviews to his credit compared to my paltry 3. And massive detailed shit too! Really top notch. Please, I hope you get an award when you do reach that 2000 review mark, Astro! So, go click on his name in the upper right hand corner to see his review and then come back. This one is almost workplace porn. Now, normally, when I go to work, I dont get to put my cock into my coworkers craphole.* Laura in Sales doesnt come over and allow her ripe rump to be spoiled, nor does Sue in Accounting tolerate her anything to pop in to her hinder hole. And certainly not during work hours not that I have tried. But this is all in a normal days work in Porn Valley, California. God, what a life. Perhaps someday we can bridge the gap between Porn Valley, California and the rest of the world, but it wont happen today. But it comes close in 5 People You Meet In Porn from our very own Hustler.
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Release date: 11/29/2005
Reviewed on: 2/9/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Azalea Lee, Michelle Maylene, D'Monica, Dakota Cameron, Loretta Scars, Nicole Brazle
Directed by: Will Ryder
Review brief: I suppose we all remember the Hustler Beaver Hunts. I dont really have a great knowledge of the history of it all, but I remember buying Hustlers in the early 1990s and seeing the couple page section of photos sent in by lovely ladies. They even put out compilation magazines, with the best of and contest winners that had their own professional photoshoots which provided some pleasurable moments for me back in the day. And if you are in the 1 of the adult world that doesnt quite know what Hustler is talking about, it is the deep need for Hustler to devour the naughtiest, nastiest NAKED photos of women and put them in Beaver galleries! If you a lady, Im sure it helps to have a fuckable ass and face! (Plus, it is a requirement as listed on their website). Here, supposedly, they (according to the backcover) selected pictures of brand new cuties, asked them to fly to L.A., leaving bf (that is code for boyfriend) behind to suck and fuck on camera for the first time.
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Release date: 12/22/2005
Reviewed on: 1/19/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Chastity, Naomi, Katie Rae, Brooke Haven, Amber Wild, Sara Stone, Courtney Simpson, Luissa Rosso
Directed by: Ray Anderson
Review brief: This is purely a blowjob movie. Unfortunately face fucking can't overcome a weak script. I felt like the story was still a 2-3 drafts short of being ready for the screen. The biggest problem was that there are plot holes you could drive a truck through. Dont even get me started on the dialogue. In one scene the girl says, Ill face fuck you for a burger --- wha? In another a girl says Give me a cock to fuck my face with and so it goes. We shant even be mentioning the one-dimensional characters or question the motivation for their promiscuous acts. But who am I to concern myself with such nonsense. Im here to see nudity and sex (or at least oral sex) and this one does deliver. This title is marketed as a public blowjob movie. Its not like they are going down and filming at the local K-mart with public spectators, but instead the girls are seeking out men to face fuck them in parking garage restrooms, building utility rooms, closed diners and the such. It would be nice to see a couple of extras walking by in horror and lust.
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Release date: 10/7/2005
Reviewed on: 12/12/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Peter Romero, Kylie Wilde, Danni, Jack Lawrence, Keeani Lei, Victoria Graceson, Billy Lee, Lynn Starr, Jack Init
Directed by: Peter Romero
Review brief: Most of the scenes here start out with a girl (or two) walking down the beach in a very nice and revealing bikini. That in itself can be very hot. The box proclaims here that Danni cant wait to offer up her clam. Ahh, so eloquently put. But true. She and another girl (Lynn Star, I believe) take on a guy on the beach in the first scene. They keep at least a few articles of clothing (hot tropical beach wear) on for at least part of the scene. Its a good one. This might be a good time to mention this is a rather tame title. No anal to be found. I might even say it might be a good (or at least possible) couple flick. And the girls look great. Between scenes there is a little banter on the beach between all the girls I never pay attention to this non-sex stuff but I suppose it serves as an intro or storyline for the next scene. Maybe they are just talking of their conquests. Danni returns for the final scene.
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Release date: 10/25/2005
Reviewed on: 11/11/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Niko, Tyler Knight, Otto Bauer, Lain Oi, Hailey Young, James Deen, Jack Venice, Sierra Sinn, Kelsey Michaels, Ola Mckenzie
Directed by: Erica McLean
Review brief: Gobble gobble. Not turkeys, but cock gobblers instead! This is the perfect Thanksgiving gift for the in-laws. Yes, the fantastic Barely Legal series. Ive been hooked on these since the first with the urinating Anastasia Blue. Sadly that stuff is long gone but I think of it as the old reliable grandpappy standby visually its always rich in color with sharp video and great lighting and oh, the girlies are obviously just on the right edge of lawful activity. Erica McLean is the first time director of this series, taking over for the late (and great!) Clive who directed the first 50. No director profile that I saw on the disc so I will I dont know if this was wife, mother, aunt, sister or daughter of the great one. Nevertheless, things play out pretty much the same as the previous titles. (Note: Jane Waters is listed as the director on 51 and 52 I thought she did a wonderful job, though she ended both with a girl/girl scene.) Sierra Sin and Lain are the real standouts in this one.
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Release date: 9/14/2005
Reviewed on: 11/4/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Alex Sanders, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chris Charming, Sascha, Jessica Jaymes, Jean Val Jean, Trevor Thompson, Arianna Alyse, Jamie Huxley, Tiffany Rayne, Nikki Nievez, Victoria Von Helkine
Directed by: Mark Kismet
Review brief: The premise in this one seems to be producers going up to ordinary housewives and giving them a chance to be in an adult film. Interesting enough. (Of course, I normally fast forward anything that isnt an overt sexual scene so I might miss a detail or two). Its been a while, so its probably time to say I do have to warn that my reviews have a total lack of sentence structure and often run on sentences will rule the day yet I have been told that my overall usage of letters and the combinations of those letters are well above average and my speeling is normally impeccable. So, each scene starts with a camera crew going up to women at their houses or on the street or at the car wash and telling them they will be departing their dreary housewife lives and will be whisked off to the relative comfort of a makeup chair and eventually to a porn set where their normally housewifely bodies will be ravaged by strange men doing unspeakable acts. It seems that they have the girls do a voice over while they show sped up footage of them getting their makeup and hair done.
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Release date: 8/17/2005
Reviewed on: 9/7/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Jerry, Van Damage, Karlie Montana, Jay Huntington, Brianna Love, Autumn Bliss, Lexi Love, Sulavan, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Stephanie Renee
Directed by: Jane Waters
Review brief: Yet again more of the same from Hustler Barely Legal. (That sounds like a bad thing, but it really isnt Ive always liked this series). Of course it has the same typically beautiful production standards we all would expect from the series. As always each scene has a few minute story leading into the sex of course I always fast forward over this. Its your every day story heard over and over: girl checks out a airplane hanger and finds a guy with a stiff rod, or a girl that shacks up with stack of girlie magazines and starts masturbating away only to be discovered (or is it rescued?) by the lonesome trucker. I didnt think to write down the names while I was watching and I didnt recognize any of them, but there are a few solid scenes here though I did skip by one or two of them fairly quickly. One highlight is a scene in which some young starlet duplicates the Paris Hilton Carls Jr. commercial. You know the one with the car washing, the sudsy mess, the monster $6 burger? Yep, its all here. Scene moves on to some sex including the single anal scene for this movie.
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Release date: 5/27/2005
Reviewed on: 8/25/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Mark Davis, Jon Dough, Carmen, Tony T., Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Alex Rox, Sascha, Sandra Romain, Jayna Oso, Melissa Lauren, Tyla Wynn, Scott Nails, Benjamin Brat, Marco Banderas
Directed by: Dan Silver
Review brief: Im no Roger Ebert, so sometimes my reviews might go off on horrible tangents or simply seem to be written by an incoherent man. I think this one is the best of the stack of DVDs I am currently reviewing. This one has a few guys against 1 girl, poking at her every which way (yes, even THAT way), this one is nastier than the typical Hustler flick. Might it win over a few fans.? Every scene here is a winner. I wont get into each (no need to detail you get sex and heaping serving of it) and usually the girls arent the big of deal to me I often dont know their names. But contradicting what I just said, I did immediately pick out Tyla Wynn (a favorite of mine) and I thought it was Ariana Jollee but I guess it was actually Sandra Romain. I am shit ass dumb sometimes! Well, they both have great scenes here.
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