Ready Wet Go 2 Review

Reviewed by HeyNow  on  2/2/2006

I’ve often thought that the most troubling aspect of contemporary porn is the way in which it seems glorify unnatural sex acts. Ah, to be taken back to days of old where the missionary position was the one and only - just one on one, penis to vagina, in a dark room and NEVER EVER in foul places. This is how sex was meant to be and anything else should be taken in its own context and always belongs in the fantasy world.

But never mind all that right now. We are lucky that this fantasy world is alive and well in Ready Wet Go 2 from Third Degree. Oh yes. Oil on girls – always a winning combo. A must see. Girls normally wouldn’t go to your house and start squirting baby oil on themselves would they? Well, they do here! Plus, that oil makes it oh so easy to accidentally on purpose slip a cock into a willing ass.

Review note: This review is part of my pro bono review series. That doesn’t mean that it is submitted voluntarily and without payment – well it is – but that it gave me an instant boner (i.e. erection).

Now the movie and my favorite scene: Jasmine Tame! This scene is a complete winner. It takes place in my beloved location for a porno movie – that big house with the multiple bright colors on the ways. Each surface is painted a different color it seems and it looks great. Enough about that, but it makes for a great space to shoot a movie.

Jasmine gets down to it pretty quickly, squirting that oil on herself and her sexy outfit (this is pretty much how each scene goes down) and by the end of her solo tease she is slippery and shimmering shiny, slithering and sliding on the floor. The guy comes in and things that come natural happen, like cocks shoved into available holes (mouth, pussy, ass) as you might expect. She puts in a great anal scene.

The rest of the scenes are also pretty good. The Jane Darling scene was my second favorite. In some scenes the guys get in the act and squirt some nice streams of oil onto the girls. Naturally, there is plenty of anal spread across this flick – that oil really makes it easy. Well, easier. Who knows? These gals might all find blood or anal leakage in their panties the next morning. God, I hope not.

I think the porno field is still wide open for more oil themed flicks. Let’s see more of that slimy oily sex. I think there is more fun to be had with these slippery girls – spin, spin, spin!