Cum Catchers 3 (Smash) Review

Reviewed by HeyNow  on  1/18/2006

Let me start this review with a slight disclaimer or you might call it a lecture. Men don't need the porno. Porno is everywhere, so of course it is so very easy to have a porno addiction. When you start looking for porno, you can get hooked very easily. Personally, I think it's nauseating and humiliating to both men and women. It has absolutely zero moral values and people become perverted and sick from it. Honestly, it’s giving good old-fashioned lovemaking a bad name. They are telling people that it is perfectly fine to have graphic sex with many partners, to quack, to fart out cum, to jam up hinder holes and to ejaculate on to faces or worse. The list goes on and on.

But in the end, men want the porno. And I think you’ll want this one. I normally don’t rent from Smash so I was interested in what I might be getting here. It was pretty good. Nothing outstanding, but certainly above average. And I liked each scene which is a rarity.

Breaking down the numbers, it’s 10 girls, in 5 scenes. That 2 girl on 1 guy is my favorite sub genre I think. There are just so many combinations: Girl getting plunged while the other girl feels her up, pussy to mouth action, one girl laying on top of the other, with the guy going back and forth, to and fro, from pussy 1 to pussy 2, and a favorite: doggy style with the second girl in there for a close up view. Ahh, the list goes on and on.

This movie offers up the same general formula in each scene. The girls play with each other, the guy comes in, the girls work on long lovingly sloppy cock gobblings. They dribble saliva on the camera lens (or Plexiglas protector) and spit and smear it at us too. I like this – I think it helps involve the viewer through the camera in some minute way sort of like Bruce Willis speaking directly to the TV viewer in Moonlighting. I first saw it in a Colossal studio title last year and a few times since.

After many different positions of cocksuckery they move on to sex. Lots of positions – they don’t stick with any formula here from scene to scene, just whatever positions play out. In the end, in each scene, one girl held the cum recipients mouth open with the double fishhook finger grab and they take a cum blast. And naturally, since there are two of them they spend a little time swapping it all about. I might have missed it, but I didn’t see any anal, which for a change I was alright with. This title has enough good stuff going on.

When you start it up to play, there is a menu screen that lets you select to play with story or just sex. Well, the story here is just 5 minutes (in each scene) of the girls slipping out of bra and panties and playing with each other. A nice feature, but for this one, I’d play it with story just to see that girlie playtime.

A few minor flaws can be seen on the ladies but other than that, picture quality, lighting and color (deep and rich skintones) are all very very good. No doubt I’ll be looking for others in this series and from the director, Martin Del Toro, if I continue to have desires for THE PORNO! EVIL! :)