A Teen, The Review

Reviewed by HeyNow  on  12/4/2006

Cute title – I’m surprised it hadn’t been used quite like that yet. First off, it’s a play on the Mr. T series of the 80’s (and Mr. T rocks big time) and using the A might imply some anal action.

First the bad stuff. I guess XOXO would qualify as a C-list studio in Porno Valley. That’s fine – they are a startup. Cover and product actually looks pretty great but 140 Minutes is advertised on the cover and by my calculations this movie comes nowhere near that. I see a total of 4 scenes at any where from 21 to 25 minutes each. I don’t know how they get 140 minutes even with photo gallery and a few minutes of phone sex ads. Who cares if it is a rental but if you are some poor slob that gets tricked into this one at the video store when there are movies that actually live up to this minute count and beyond?

Oh well. Let’s forget about that and get to the good.

As I said the movie is actually pretty fine – up there with the Barely Legal series. Visually, the production team did a great job with very colorful sets (usually dressed to look like a bedroom or dorm room.) The girls are pretty and I only saw one with noticeable acne. And two of the girls do anal. One scene has a rarely-used-in-porn lime green couch. That’s something. Another girl gets fucked on an exercise bike. I’d say the first girl had the best scene – she has a great California surfer girl look.

Not that I care, but they do a terrible job of identifying the girls in this movie. I have no idea which one is which. It is listed as a compilation at ADT pricesearch. I wonder why they just popped out 4 scenes for this? Anyhow, I don't think that this one is anything to run out and get - oh, like most movies it is worth a rental. I think the studio holds some promise.

Minor sidenote: This disc was a little cursed for me besides the 140 minute thing as scratches on the disc made most of scene number 4 unplayable. Plus I when I went to eject this disc I gave my DVD player a horrible static shock that has forever rendered the control buttons on the front of DVD player useless not to mention the display readout. Luckily no damage to the DVD playing mechanism itself – it plays discs fine and I just have to use the remote to eject movies from now on.