Ass Lickers 5 (Platinum X) Review

Reviewed by HeyNow  on  8/24/2005

It might come as a surprise to you to find that English is my first (and only) language. Someone wrote to me that I seem to have little command of the language. With a few exceptions, I’m not a big fan of what Platinum X puts out. In the past I have said they are not producers of the best product out there, but some solid, serviceable porn material nevertheless. They seem promising, but often don’t quite cut it in the production values area. I mean the sex might be pretty hot, but they don’t take it to the higher end with a nice location or (I assume) body makeup for the ladies. So, you get stuck with seeing the girls with their little flaws, pimples, and bumps, fucking along on old couch with a plain wall in back instead of near flawless girls, wearing colorful sexy outfits in nicer houses. Minor rant finished.

Now let me say this: I have very little interest in ass licking.

I must have thought this one said Ass LIKERS, and thought; sure, I like asses, who doesn’t? But nope, I have no interest in seeing girls lick guys asses. Yuck! Yet, I have not one problem with girls asses being licked – and that does happen in this movie, so all is not lost. Plus there is a nice deal of sexual action. But it all wasn’t all that exciting for me and I moved on pretty quickly. I can do that if I am kicking back with a stack of 5 movies to review with my cock in my hand.

So I moved on. Eject DVD, insert new DVD. An honest review.

On the other hand if you are into any and all sorts of asshole licking by all means run out and obtain this movie soon! And as you might expect with the word ass in the title you’re sure to get some anal sex. The movie runs a generous 2 and a half hours with another 18 juicy minutes of behind the scenes.

Epilogue: On my follow-up final check of the film before I submit this review I calmly noted that Jada Fire puts in a nasty DP scene, Lyla Lei and Trinity James put in first-rate scene with a good deal of anal with random guy (he’s in all the pornos, you know…just plain random guy) and Vanilla Skye is cute enough.