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Twisted Vision 6

Release date: 10/3/2007
Reviewed on: 11/3/2007

Studio: Red Light District

Starring: Sindee Jennings, Lindsey Meadows, Renae Cruz, Alexis Texas, Faye Runaway
Directed by: Michael Stefano

Review brief: All POV, all the time! It's another solid title in this great series. The Sindee Jennings scene is one to jump to as soon as you get it. What a cutie (totally bare down there!) and she plays it all to the camera perfectly with her squirting (in a library no less!)
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Spring Chickens 19 (Diabolic)

Release date: 7/3/2007
Reviewed on: 7/7/2007

Studio: Diabolic

Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chris Charming, Mark Wood, Lee Stone, James Deen, Jenner, Ricki White, Presley Maddox, Veronique Vega, Bree Olson, Kira Croft, Kylee Reese, Isabella Pacino
Directed by: Sid Knox

Review brief: Yum! This movie looks great - it comes to us from newbie director Sid Knox. I know nothing about him except that he has directed a few others for Diabolic. Catch Isabella Pacino and Bree Olson (looking so fine!) in a couple of great anal scenes! No doubt, there is some nastily explicit anal. A solid A+ movie.
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It Takes Two (Red Light District)

Release date: 10/11/2006
Reviewed on: 12/5/2006

Studio: Red Light District

Starring: Max, Cindy Crawford, Keeani Lei, Alexis Silver, Velicity Von, Roxy Deville, Lacey Luv
Directed by: Mr. Pete

Review brief: I think the song goes something like "It takes two baby, yeah, it takes two baby, just me and you!!!" I wouldnt know any more of it and Im not sure if Mr. Pete was even thinking about that song anyhow. This is the Mr. Pete that is best known to me as the director of the Mr. Pete Is Unleashed series for Digital Sin, which Im usually pretty happy with. Mr. Pete must be the new prince at Red Light hes got a quite a few titles up and coming including the next Throat Gaggers. Here we get a healthy 2+ hours of fucking action in what is my favorite little sub genre of porn: the 2 girls on 1 guy scene. Its nice because you get twice the girl to look at. Sure, you could get that with fatty porn but is just isnt the same thing. Here, while the guy is working on pounding the girl, the second girl can play with herself or open her mouth at the right time to gulp some cock or even plop her pussy on any face that is waiting. Plus, the girls can compete for the attention of the guy so they can seem a little more eager for cock.
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A Teen, The

Release date: 2/28/2006
Reviewed on: 12/4/2006

Studio: XOXO Pictures

Starring: Samantha, Dana, Lenka, Zuzana, Tomas, Jorg

Review brief: Cute title Im surprised it hadnt been used quite like that yet. First off, its a play on the Mr. T series of the 80s (and Mr. T rocks big time) and using the A might imply some anal action. First the bad stuff. I guess XOXO would qualify as a C-list studio in Porno Valley. Thats fine they are a startup. Cover and product actually looks pretty great but 140 Minutes is advertised on the cover and by my calculations this movie comes nowhere near that. I see a total of 4 scenes at any where from 21 to 25 minutes each. I dont know how they get 140 minutes even with photo gallery and a few minutes of phone sex ads. Who cares if it is a rental but if you are some poor slob that gets tricked into this one at the video store when there are movies that actually live up to this minute count and beyond? Oh well. Lets forget about that and get to the good. As I said the movie is actually pretty fine up there with the Barely Legal series.
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Boxcover for Princess Has Come Of Age, The
Princess Has Come Of Age, The

Release date: 12/22/2005
Reviewed on: 11/12/2006

Studio: Black Widow



Review brief: This is my very first in the genre of computer-generated porn! And it is excellent!!! Im guessing it cost $500 per second of video so I think it will be some time before this is the next big thing. I mean, for a normal movie, that money could get a full scene from a budget newbie or maybe a blowjob scene from an established girl. And then what to show in this CGI porn? Im a little torn here. On one hand it would be nice to see just normal guy on girl sex in every which way. Maybe push the boundaries a little. But this virtual porn is just ripe to show all kinds of science fiction creatures and the orifices that they can fuck. That is the direction that The Princess Has Come of Age takes. In the first scene the girl she is a normal Barbie girl, beautiful in every way walks into the house of a troll. Not one of those internet brats but a full fledged gnome-type troll. She sucks him off and they fuck, eventually he splooges on her. And this is right up there with a Pixar film. Great detail all around. Nice camera angles and moves the whole thing.
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Chicks & Salsa 3

Release date: 4/11/2006
Reviewed on: 11/4/2006

Studio: 3rd Degree

Starring: Tommy Gunn, Mark Wood, Dillon, Mr. Pete, Kurt Lockwood, Daisy Marie, Nadia Styles, Havana Ginger, Alicia Angel, Ariel Santiago, Eva Lopez
Directed by: Danny Case

Review brief: Im giving this one 4 and a half stars even though three of the five scenes are somewhat lackluster. But that means there are two outstanding scenes and they start off the disc as scenes 1 and 2. And sound the anal alert (see if the city will fire up the emergency siren for you!) as you will be seeing a lot of it in the first two scenes. Butt more on that in a bit. Depending on your tastes in women, you might skip over the next two scenes or not. Some okay stuff going on but nothing like the first couple of scenes. Its kind of like driving thru the Badlands of South Dakota after seeing the Grand Canyon. And then the whole thing ends with girls named Havana and Ariel fucking a guy. You should be able to get it back up for them! But lets get back to what makes this movie great: Nadia Styles and Alicia Angel. Each in their very own scene for you to enjoy. Nadia starts of playing with her dildo, first in her pussy and then in her ass. By this point a guy walks in, she sucks him off a little and then he goes right for that ass of hers.
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Raw Pussy 1 (Hustler)

Release date: 5/9/2006
Reviewed on: 11/2/2006

Studio: Hustler

Starring: Nyomi Marcela, Roxy Jezel, Leah Luv, Hillary Scott, Samantha Ryan
Directed by: Will Ryder

Review brief: Oh, you might see this name and think "ewwww". Are the pussies so abused that they are rubbed raw? I dont think I would like to see that. Luckily, I guess it just means we get a raw flucking look at some vaginas. And based on this movie, I want to see more from director Wll Rider or at least the camera dude. Every scene starts out with the girl rubbing herself down there, a little toy action perhaps and then the guy comes in starts spraying some oil on the girls pussy. This is where the camera gets nice and close on the pussy. Somehow the picture quality and lighting is just soft enough that even extreme pussy closeupness isnt a problem. They look stunning without nary a hint of razor burn or stubble. They really get a nice low close up angle of these girls with their legs spread with a pussyhole for all to see. The girls: Samantha Ryan starts off the whole show. What a sweet blonde angel. A great scene. Did I mention there is a lot of oil in each scene? Rubbed all over her body. Eventually Hillary Scott has a scene of course, she does anal.
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Destination Dirtpipe 2

Release date: 9/26/2006
Reviewed on: 10/29/2006

Studio: Elegant Angel

Starring: Kinzie Kenner, Claudia Adams, Sasha Knox, Roses, Lucy Lee [III] (Czech)
Directed by: William H. Nutsack

Review brief: Yum! Its my first review in quite some time and what better to review than Destination Dirtpipe 2 from our very own Elegant Angel? I do like that name Id assume the dirtpipe is the pooping hole of the butt? I thought it might be an anal creampie movie but (thankfully) it is not all in the mouth except for one. The back cover proclaims, His destination? The puckered dirtpipes of five cock craving asswhores. ADT fans are most likely shouting in their pants about cover girl Kinzie Kenner and she is okay here but for me this girl Sasha Knox steals the show. Wow. A scene NOT to be missed. In most scenes they play around with a birthday cake sometimes sticking a cock into it and having the girl lick it off or some other fun. In some scenes the girl cleans up before the sex action and sometimes she has a layer of cake and frosting on her.
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Boxcover for Grand Slam (Combat Zone)
Grand Slam (Combat Zone)

Release date: 5/22/2006
Reviewed on: 6/1/2006

Studio: Combat Zone

Starring: Sergio, Chris Charming, Harley, Anthony Hardwood, Trent Tesoro, Steven French, Brad Baldwin, Andrew Andretti, Seth Dickens, Jay Lassiter, Jack Venice, Jenner, Roxxxy Rush, Horst Baron, Lorena Sanchez, Joey Valentine
Directed by: Mike Metropolis

Review brief: This Combat Zone is new to me if I was an old fart I would say, oh, this new fangled Combat Zone, grunt and shake my fist. Maybe its the latest dysfunctional family run studio, maybe it is on off shoot or reinvention from someone else or maybe someone has deep pockets and likes to produce porn. Who knows! It might not be totally obvious from the title, but this is a gang bang flick with loads of cum flying. Really a good looking product the video quality and skin color (flesh tones?) looks great, Ill be looking for more from this studio. Or maybe it is the result of director Mr. Mike Metropolis? More testing is needed on this studio they have Home Wreckers and The Girl Next Door from other directors. Each scene is mysteriously filmed in a white tent with Astroturf on the floor to bring in a baseball theme. I think I saw a bat and balls maybe a glove but maybe I was dreaming that. Not the greatest location to film a porno but it works out really well, and it is so nicely lit with reflected light that there is barely a shadow to be found.
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Boxcover for Jessica Jaymes Loves Cock
Jessica Jaymes Loves Cock

Release date: 1/24/2006
Reviewed on: 5/18/2006

Studio: Hustler

Starring: Tony T., Mark Wood, Katie Morgan, Anna Mills, Talon, Jessica Jaymes, Shy Love, Hillary Scott
Directed by: Mark Kismet

Review brief: She loves cock indeed. Set in a time that history forgot (and in a world gone mad), this movie relishes the cock lovin fool that Jessica Jaymes has become. Hell, we all love the cock dont we? Ladies love to fuck them and guys just plain love their own cocks. And in the end Jessica Jaymes, trembling away, needs to deals with a truth hidden from her, transported to another time and place, wearing outlandish clothing and speaking a strange language only she can depend on the cock. Ahh, Im shitting you, of course. This is a fairly good movie, though slightly shorter than your typical flick. Its all one on one action. Four guy/girl scenes and one girl/girl. Of course Hillary Scott puts in a great anal fuckin scene in a weight room some great shots and positions there. Id say it is worth just seeing for that. Shy Love has the other anal scene set outside in that magic hour of the sun. As far as Jessica Jaymes, for having her namesake chalk it up to office politics one of her two scenes doesnt even evolve a cock. That is strange.
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Boxcover for P.O.V. Suck Off
P.O.V. Suck Off

Release date: 1/11/2006
Reviewed on: 5/18/2006

Studio: Red Light District

Starring: Vixxen, Tiger, Hailey Young, Courtney Cummz, Autumn Bliss, Candace Von, Monique Madison, Nikki Nievez, Jessica Jammer, Alektra Blue, Lacie Heart, Nataly Rosa
Directed by: David Luger

Review brief: This one is getting up there with the best of all blow job flicks Id say the Suck It Dry series. Nearly anyhow. The girls are cute enough, video quality is fine so just on those two items we are better than some other product being released. 12 or 13 girls in all its just one on one here so if one girl isnt just right for you its no problem to just move on to the next. Mostly it is just POV style and all oral David Luger plays the cock here and with straight on blowjob with the girl kneeling in front of the guy. There is a little shoving and head grabbing but nothing too rough. I think usually the cum blast was the result of the girl manually stimulating the cock. Sometimes right in the mouth, sometime a facial. Some scenes had a drawn out tease, others had a short interview with the girl, some got into the action right away. Shh! Dont tell anyone but each of my reviews uses one of 3 templates and I just switch a few words around and casually drop in the names of the actresses in the movie.
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Milk Junkies 2

Release date: 4/22/2006
Reviewed on: 5/16/2006

Studio: Sineplex

Starring: Maya, Cindy, Haley, Lara, Juliya, Lis, Angeline, Klava
Directed by: Jay Sin

Review brief: The first in this series had all kinds of countless milk enemas and then the girls sprayed it out of their butts sometimes even into the waiting mouth of the other girl. And I said, YES! They even sucked up milk with a straw direct from the ass now, I really didnt get into that. Jay Sin skips the straw sucking for the second one but you still get a good dose of butt spraying. And even on the basis of just a butt fucking movie this one offers up some greatness. The first scene and the final scene are really good the middle two a little less so for me. Its always 2 girls playing around then another guy (occasionally two) enters the picture. Usually there is at least some anal milk squirting by each one scene they give up the milk for that whipped cream in a can stuff. Ill let you use your imagination, but think gaping holes and cream filling them up and pooping the whipped cream out. Oops, I guess I gave it away. Its fairly nice. Id say just try to see this one.
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Boxcover for Big Cock Seductions 24
Big Cock Seductions 24

Release date: 1/4/2006
Reviewed on: 4/28/2006

Studio: New Sensations

Starring: Billy Glide, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Shane Diesel, Heidi Besk, Megan Jones, Madeline Marks, Isis Love
Directed by: Amigo Sanchez

Review brief: Your poophole might pucker up slightly when you see this one. Its got some large peckers and one of them (in the final scene) finds the way home right where the sun dont shine. Oryou might find yourself so aroused that you are fingering your ass in your sleep hours after you saw this one. Either way, this is a pretty good one. A girl named Iris Love is the HeyNow Covergirl Cutie for this movie. This is your typical 5 scene movie, one on one sex, mostly vaginal sex with scenes that start out with a little solo clit play, some suckering of cocks and penetration. Did I mention that the cocks are big real mouthfuls for these ladies. One girl, Heidi Besk gets it in the A. She keeps her little hot pink top on the whole time, oh, dont worry, her tits are exposed the entire time, hanging free for all to see.
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Boxcover for Young Sluts, Inc. 18
Young Sluts, Inc. 18

Release date: 1/17/2006
Reviewed on: 4/28/2006

Studio: Hustler

Starring: Chris Cannon, Van Damage, Matt Bixel, Jordan Fleiss, James Deen, Rachel Luv, Gianna Lynn, Ivy Brooke
Directed by: Jane Waters

Review brief: Someone named Faith kicks off the show here, with a tease down the stairs, meets up with the guy, they fuck, and so it goes. Theres a pretty impressive doggy style fucking here. Most of the scenes play out this same way oh, the locations and positions vary, but its your basic 20-minute one on one sex scene. Not a lick of anal in this one, guys, the violation of the rear does not happen here. Its fairly nicely shot not quite as sharp as the typical Barely Legal episode and I did see some color variation between the two cameras (assuming this IS a multi-camera shoot). Nothing to get worked up about though. I usually think that movies SHOULDNT end with a girl-girl scene, but it works out okay here lots of anal toy play. The scene is Rachael Luv taking on Gianna Lynn. Now, I dont know these girls from shinola, but I saw the names right in the end credits so I wrote them down. One girl really takes a sweet ramming from the other she really seems to have a tight butthole.
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Boxcover for Lick Her Ass Off My Dick
Lick Her Ass Off My Dick

Release date: 4/12/2006
Reviewed on: 4/20/2006

Studio: Red Light District

Starring: Monica Sweetheart, Sandra Romain, Kelly Wells, Brianna Love, Luscious Lopez, Jessica Jammer
Directed by: Martin Del Toro

Review brief: What a title! Martin Del Toro directs. Plenty of ass fucking here, guys. 100 I would say ass gives cocks a somewhat spongy texture but that just makes it that much better for absorbing flavors. And then here the other girl has to gulp the cock down ah totally divine! Mmm! Yet, these girls should be served up a course that is refreshing and palate cleansing between cock sucks. Maybe a big bowl of lard laden refried beans that looks nothing like shit. More on that later. Here we get 2 girls on one guy, probably my favorite genre since you get double the girls. They play with each other, suck his cock, get fucked this is straight to the ass material suck cock many times again until the guy blasts a load in the asshole of one of the girls. Now, I really dont care one way or another about tons of cock sucking after the ass fucking starts but if it is there to be sucked they might as well do it. Each scene is nearly a mirror of the others as if they have a script they must follow. Sex. Fuck. Gulp.
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Cum Stained Casting Couch 4

Release date: 1/27/2006
Reviewed on: 4/18/2006

Studio: Red Light District

Starring: Bambi, Memphis Monroe, Alicia Angel, Lacie Heart, Leah Stevenson, Mysti May, Dana Duval
Directed by: Jake Malone

Review brief: Good stuff! I had a slight break from reviewing but now I plan to start pounding them out. This one ended up being much diddily better than expected. I dont really recall if I liked earlier titles in this line though the name has some charm and the covers look pretty good. Im amazed by the length of this one I thought it was over only to be surprised with one last scene for a total of 6. This is nearly unheard of in a world of 5 scene pornos (though of course there are exceptions.) Nearly 3 hours of the good stuff here. And an astro projector from the outer outer space. Okay, Im kidding about that one. But there is a bonus scene on top of all this! On a technical level it is fairly well shot, good lighting, very good color oh you might see some ass pimples, but even I didnt find that too distracting and some of the girls are natural beauties without even butt blemishes so you have that to look forward to. Okily-dokily then. Alicia Angel has a great anal scene. Shes got the sweetest looking pink hole.
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POV Fantasy 4

Release date: 2/22/2006
Reviewed on: 3/11/2006

Studio: Digital Sin

Starring: Brother Love, Jamie Elle, Lacie Heart, Riley Mason, Allie Ray, Alena Tyler
Directed by: Brother Love

Review brief: Amen!! This one is definitely a divine example of what can happen when 5 young fine ladies come together and commit the worst in extreme ball cruelty. Yep, this is the dude that really likes to get socked in the ball sack. I really hope he isnt doing lasting damage. His nuts really look plump. There is even a piece of extra footage of one of the girls repeatedly closing a toilet seat cover onto his waiting ball. Wow. I could barely watch and it hurts to even think about it. This HAS to be a first for all special features everywhere but I would allow that maybe there is an easter egg special feature out there somewhere with the same thing happening to someone like Gary Busey. So, Brother Love likes to get his nuts punched. Part 2 of this series was quite memorable to me as that was the first time Ive ever seen THAT much testicle abuse. He actually got kicked in that one. Oh, how that wrinkled ball sack must ache by now! The girls really seem to have a fun time here there is some nice interaction along with some interesting outfits for the girls.
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Breakin' 'em In 8 (Red Light District)

Release date: 10/1/2005
Reviewed on: 3/3/2006

Studio: Red Light District

Starring: John Strong, Erik Everhard, Tiger, Paris, Bambi, Michael Stefano, Steven French, Penny Flame, Brianna Love, Mya Luanna, Sierra Sinn
Directed by: Vince Vouyer

Review brief: We need more like this one, Vince! Stunningly hot young things combined with playful casual filming equals a complete masterpiece. I seldom hand out 5 star reviews (well, its happened a handful of times or a little more) but here I go again! This one has been out for several months, I finally got around to seeing it. I remember liking past titles in this series even though its just filmed in a warehouse do they want us to think that these porn studs also fulfill orders? Probably not. Each scene starts out in the office for some show and tell before moving into the warehouse space. The Penny Flame and her friend Tiger scene is especially hot in this regard just dropping by to say hi! suddenly Tiger is whisked off to perform a blowjob and Penny has to go searching for her. You would think warehouse lighting might be undesirable, but it really isnt a problem for me. The lack of color in the location (cardboard box tan) is somewhat resolved by having the girls wear some splash of color. Paris is super duper hot they said this is her first on camera dick fucking.
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Spank Me I'm a Bad Girl

Release date: 9/25/2005
Reviewed on: 2/28/2006

Studio: Colossal Entertainment

Starring: Tommy Gunn, Brooke, Anthony Hardwood, Avena Lee, Kurt Lockwood, Alicia Alighatti, Candi Summers, Alektra Blue
Directed by: Bobby Manila

Review brief: Describing the action in porn movies is hard work. How many different ways can you describe a blast to the face? Well, ADT reviewers come up with some dandies! Some of my favorites: and his seed soaked her tonsils or he shot rockets of cum and jizzercized the poor girl to the max or what about by the end her face was sopping wet, slippery and shimmering shiny. Suh-weet! Honestly, that facial garbage shouldnt even be legal but I love it so. Okay, I might need a spanking. Or watch a spanking movie. In the past, Ive been pretty happy with the titles that Colossal has put out. As is the norm, the picture quality is very good and so are the girls. Like most fetish releases, the spanking isnt overdone just a little extra over a plain old vanilla porno.
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Boxcover for Big Black Wet Asses 3
Big Black Wet Asses 3

Release date: 11/22/2005
Reviewed on: 2/28/2006

Studio: Elegant Angel

Starring: Wesley Pipes, Jada Fire, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, L.T., Juan Cuba, Marie Luv, Alayah Sashu, Kandi Kream, Taya Silvers, Kapri Styles, Capri Styles
Directed by: Zakk Wylde

Review brief: Chocolate Booty There Aint Nothin Like It declares the back cover. I really like the other Big Wet Asses series which is up to number 7 already (pretty good by the way though not outstanding) but I just couldnt get into the girls in this one. You might find all the oil as arousing as it is in Big Wet Asses. No doubt, these girls are soaked in it and get royally fucked up the ass - and unlike when your boss does it, its quite a good thing here as Martha Stewart often says. Here you have Jada, Kapri, Kandi, Tanya and Marie Luv getting that royal treatment. Most scenes start out with a shiny oil covered ass with plenty of close ups. As with the Big Wet Asses line, they arent satisfied with just getting the asses wet, but also getting them fucked. You might as well, since everything is all greased up back there it must go in easy.
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Suck It Dry 2 (Evil Angel)

Release date: 2/15/2006
Reviewed on: 2/26/2006

Studio: Evil Angel

Starring: Sandra Romain, Dana Vespoli, Delilah Strong, Hillary Scott, Jasmine Tame, Adrianna, Courtney Simpson, Marquetta Jewel, Lexi Bardot, Roxy Deville
Directed by: Jonni Darkko

Review brief: Again, another excellent release from the Darkko. Its an oral flick which is pretty much like getting to second base on a date - and logically you might expect to see actual sex in a porno at least vaginal if not full on ass fucking, this is one time I dont even think youll miss it. I could pretty much repeat my review of the first Suck It Dry in which I rambled nearly incoherently, blabbering out a Yummy Mc-Yummerson here and a Wowsa there! This one is jam packed with jamming cocks. Just like the first one I thought it was over a few times I didnt look at the cast listing so I got very very excited when I saw Courtney Simpson I surely thought that was the big fireworks grand finale scene. NOPE! We get another and another. These cocksuckers go on for 3 hours and 15 scenes.
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Buttfucked (Hustler)

Release date: 2/7/2006
Reviewed on: 2/24/2006

Studio: Hustler

Starring: Claudio Meloni, Ben English, Barbara Summer, Tyla Wynn, Stacy Thorn, Derrick Pierce, Adrianna Nicole, Dick Deleware, Marco Banderas
Directed by: Axel Braun

Review brief: Pound My ASS Now! proclaims the front cover. Men, youll be pounding and hammering away at your cock so furiously over this one. Ladies, Im not sure about you. Steph? Anyhow, I think some of my previous reviews have been a little light on substance probably because I lacked enthusiasm for the particular title. That ISNT a problem here. I love love love Butt Fucked. What a title! And it hasnt been used yet? Well, there has been Blonde Buttfuck Bitches, Buttfucked by a Black Man and a couple of others but not a good ol plain Butt Fucked at least according to the search I did. Their shitholes are stretched wide proclaims the back cover. Wow. Again, direct and to the point if not a bit crude but Ive seen worse. This one comes from Axel Braun I love his work for Digital Sin naturally I pretty much expected good things from this one. Obviously I was not disappointed.
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Teen Sensations 12

Release date: 10/12/2005
Reviewed on: 2/20/2006

Studio: DVSX

Starring: Chris Cannon, Tiger, Cheyne Collins, Sunshine, Van Damage, Reno, Nick Manning, Kinzie Kenner, Marcos Leon, Buster Good, Haley Scott, Jersey Jaxin, Laveah
Directed by: Alex Ladd

Review brief: I cried a little bit when I came to ADT one morning this week and saw the message ERR: 80004005 DSC: [Microsoft][ODBC Driver Manager] Data source name not found and no default driver specified error creating database connection Good Christ! Is it over I wondered? Might my porn addiction be cured? Luckily it wasnt and I still had a place to read about porn. Jeez, do I have a problem? Seriously, talk of mouths on cocks (or in asses) and slurping up the stuff or worse really should stop. Stepping up on to soapbox now. If you are reading this and think you might have a problem Ive read (on Wikipedia) that there is help: Numerous websites have been founded to provide support to pornography addicts. Convenant Eyes Internet Accountability, for instance, has created software that allows addicts to link up with an accountability partner, who will automatically receive an emailed report of his internet activity (www.no-porn.com/ce.html).
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Sick Girls Need Sick Boys

Release date: 12/6/2005
Reviewed on: 2/20/2006

Studio: DVSX

Starring: Cheyne Collins, Alana Evans, Lee Stone, Reno, Nick Manning, Olivia O'Lovely, Katrina Kraven, Missy Monroe, Nat Turnher
Directed by: Mofo

Review brief: Yes, it is me, HeyNow, the guy that has posted such polls as Have you ever crapped outside? and Ever cum in a cup and then drink it? and dont forget the famous Have you ever pooped your pants in which our very own Tricia Devereaux responded about a messy time. Good stuff and while it might seem that poop might be a running theme, I think if you look at my past 1000 posts (yes I just celebrated my 1000th post I may have a cake to celebrate but for now it is time for deep reflection) that maybe only 2.5 of the posts actually have anything to do with the brown butt stuff. Ah, that might be the perfect segue into talk of sick girls and boys. DVSX usually isnt the first studio I run to when I want new porn and that might be the case for many porn consumers, there are just so many new titles looking for your spending dollar. In case you are thinking of this one, I can give it a solid B rating and worth a look. This dude MoFo is behind the whole thing. Who is MoFo, you ask, well, I dont really know.
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Max Faktor 14

Release date: 7/7/2005
Reviewed on: 2/16/2006

Studio: Max Hardcore



Review brief: Now this one is getting a 4.5 star exceptional rating from me for one girl. See it for the Courtney Simpson scene! Youll say oh muy excelente just like I did. I really think you will. Now its probably not easy to teach these girls how to walk in dignity with throw-up on their shoes, but luckily we dont have to worry about that here in the edited version though its likely in the European version (not to mention free flowing piss!) but that is another story. Im a Courtney fan and this one will probably go down as one of the better Max scenes. She isnt overly made-up like many of the girls in his movies she looks like she just showed up after school and nicely tanned. Or maybe direct from some Southern CA beach by way of AZ. She plays the innocent schoolgirl quite well here - complete with little backpack - starting with the Oh, mister and moving on to spreading her legs far and wide (splits!) to accept a rear entry. Ah, and it just gets better from there! In reverse cowgirl he slips it right into her virgin ass. A+ for this scene.
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