HeyNow's Movie Reviews (105 - page 3)
Release date: 12/13/2005
Reviewed on: 2/10/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tiffany Taylor, Frank Bukkwyd, Manuel Ferrara, Jack Lawrence, Angela Stone, Harmony Rose, Scott Nails, Brooke Haven, Jack Venice, Jamie Huxley
Directed by: Jerome Taylor
Review brief: I had a pleasant two-page review all ready to go, but Astroknight beat me to the posting with his in depth analysis, so Ive trashed 60 of it. I mean, the guy has nearly 2000 reviews to his credit compared to my paltry 3. And massive detailed shit too! Really top notch. Please, I hope you get an award when you do reach that 2000 review mark, Astro! So, go click on his name in the upper right hand corner to see his review and then come back. This one is almost workplace porn. Now, normally, when I go to work, I dont get to put my cock into my coworkers craphole.* Laura in Sales doesnt come over and allow her ripe rump to be spoiled, nor does Sue in Accounting tolerate her anything to pop in to her hinder hole. And certainly not during work hours not that I have tried. But this is all in a normal days work in Porn Valley, California. God, what a life. Perhaps someday we can bridge the gap between Porn Valley, California and the rest of the world, but it wont happen today. But it comes close in 5 People You Meet In Porn from our very own Hustler.
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Release date: 11/29/2005
Reviewed on: 2/9/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Azalea Lee, Michelle Maylene, D'Monica, Dakota Cameron, Loretta Scars, Nicole Brazle
Directed by: Will Ryder
Review brief: I suppose we all remember the Hustler Beaver Hunts. I dont really have a great knowledge of the history of it all, but I remember buying Hustlers in the early 1990s and seeing the couple page section of photos sent in by lovely ladies. They even put out compilation magazines, with the best of and contest winners that had their own professional photoshoots which provided some pleasurable moments for me back in the day. And if you are in the 1 of the adult world that doesnt quite know what Hustler is talking about, it is the deep need for Hustler to devour the naughtiest, nastiest NAKED photos of women and put them in Beaver galleries! If you a lady, Im sure it helps to have a fuckable ass and face! (Plus, it is a requirement as listed on their website). Here, supposedly, they (according to the backcover) selected pictures of brand new cuties, asked them to fly to L.A., leaving bf (that is code for boyfriend) behind to suck and fuck on camera for the first time.
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Release date: 1/19/2006
Reviewed on: 2/2/2006
Studio: 3rd Degree
Starring: Alexis Malone, Jane Darling, Jennifer Stone, Jasmine Tame, Veronica Da Souza
Directed by: Chris Streams
Review brief: Ive often thought that the most troubling aspect of contemporary porn is the way in which it seems glorify unnatural sex acts. Ah, to be taken back to days of old where the missionary position was the one and only - just one on one, penis to vagina, in a dark room and NEVER EVER in foul places. This is how sex was meant to be and anything else should be taken in its own context and always belongs in the fantasy world. But never mind all that right now. We are lucky that this fantasy world is alive and well in Ready Wet Go 2 from Third Degree. Oh yes. Oil on girls always a winning combo. A must see. Girls normally wouldnt go to your house and start squirting baby oil on themselves would they? Well, they do here! Plus, that oil makes it oh so easy to accidentally on purpose slip a cock into a willing ass. Review note: This review is part of my pro bono review series. That doesnt mean that it is submitted voluntarily and without payment well it is but that it gave me an instant boner (i.e.
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Release date: 12/22/2005
Reviewed on: 1/19/2006
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Chastity, Naomi, Katie Rae, Brooke Haven, Amber Wild, Sara Stone, Courtney Simpson, Luissa Rosso
Directed by: Ray Anderson
Review brief: This is purely a blowjob movie. Unfortunately face fucking can't overcome a weak script. I felt like the story was still a 2-3 drafts short of being ready for the screen. The biggest problem was that there are plot holes you could drive a truck through. Dont even get me started on the dialogue. In one scene the girl says, Ill face fuck you for a burger --- wha? In another a girl says Give me a cock to fuck my face with and so it goes. We shant even be mentioning the one-dimensional characters or question the motivation for their promiscuous acts. But who am I to concern myself with such nonsense. Im here to see nudity and sex (or at least oral sex) and this one does deliver. This title is marketed as a public blowjob movie. Its not like they are going down and filming at the local K-mart with public spectators, but instead the girls are seeking out men to face fuck them in parking garage restrooms, building utility rooms, closed diners and the such. It would be nice to see a couple of extras walking by in horror and lust.
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Release date: 12/22/2005
Reviewed on: 1/18/2006
Studio: Smash Pictures
Starring: Naomi, Annika, Estelle, Trina Michaels, Jasmine Byrne, Brooke Haven, Gianna Lynn, Georgia Peach, Lacie Heart, Lehi Love
Directed by: Martin Del Toro
Review brief: Let me start this review with a slight disclaimer or you might call it a lecture. Men don't need the porno. Porno is everywhere, so of course it is so very easy to have a porno addiction. When you start looking for porno, you can get hooked very easily. Personally, I think it's nauseating and humiliating to both men and women. It has absolutely zero moral values and people become perverted and sick from it. Honestly, its giving good old-fashioned lovemaking a bad name. They are telling people that it is perfectly fine to have graphic sex with many partners, to quack, to fart out cum, to jam up hinder holes and to ejaculate on to faces or worse. The list goes on and on. But in the end, men want the porno. And I think youll want this one. I normally dont rent from Smash so I was interested in what I might be getting here. It was pretty good. Nothing outstanding, but certainly above average. And I liked each scene which is a rarity. Breaking down the numbers, its 10 girls, in 5 scenes. That 2 girl on 1 guy is my favorite sub genre I think.
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Release date: 10/11/2005
Reviewed on: 12/27/2005
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Faith, Bailey, Juan Cuba, Alex Divine, Marcos Leon, Brandy Talore, Johnny Fender, Jim Beem, Taryn Thomas, Riley Brooks, Brianna Beach, Cassie Courtland, Sadie Summers, Serena Sin, Mike Hash
Directed by: Juan Cuba
Review brief: Cocksucking! If it is a cocksucker are after, then this title might have a cock to be sucked for you, but I didnt think it was the best cocksuckery ever put on tape. Far from it. I guess the girls get into it, but I wasnt really feeling it, plus, visually, I thought it was a little subpar. Now, looking beyond that stuff, the faces here really do get blasted. Just as nicely blasted as the typical Peter North flick. Now that is saying something. These girls get their faces soaked, now that is after all that cocksucking. I imagine every studio has a line of all blowjob, face-splattering titles, like the master Deep Throat This! (which has gone terribly downhill recently it seems) and Shut Up and Blow Me (which is pretty good), but it would be nice if someone would create a situation beyond the girl on the couch, or crawling across the floor, to blow a guy.
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Release date: 10/25/2005
Reviewed on: 12/23/2005
Studio: FusXion
Starring: Pat Myne, Chris Charming, Nadia Nice, Kat, Mark Ashley, Selena Silver, Sandra Romain, Gia Paloma, Jean-Claude Batiste
Directed by: Pat Myne
Review brief: Im not sure if the title means that the girls are slaves to their own asses or if the asses are serving as slaves to cocks and the men attached to them. No time to figure that that out, because hey, its my 50th review! I had hoped I would be writing about a title that had me filling my pants over, that piece of eye watering porn that you always hope to come across. Yet, this one is quite good. All the usual names that you might expect in a porno. I see this is the first Ass Slaves movie released in more than a year. I hope we see more. On to the specific girls, which is always a challenge for me, because with some exceptions, I usually dont remember the girls names. Here, fan favorite, Selena Silver, takes charge with scene #1. I like her better this year with the new hair color. She starts the scene out blindfolded and starts working on her butthole with lube or maybe its just spit, anyhow she gets it ready, I believe at the command of the guy behind the camera. Then, still blindfolded, she moves on to blowing the some guy.
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Release date: 11/23/2005
Reviewed on: 12/16/2005
Studio: Mayhem
Starring: Billy Glide, Tony T., Chris Charming, Brett Rockman, Steven French, Melissa Lauren, Vanessa Lane, Brooke Haven, Alicia Angel, Haley Paige
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: If you like the stuff that Digital Sin puts out, you should probably run out and find a copy of this one. Directed by Axel Braun, this has that same great camera, with rich color tones, and slight softness to it that seems to overlook flaws to create an amazing image. Titles from Xavier Mann, Jonni Darkko and Tyrone Shuz also have that same great look. Porn fans probably either really love the look or hate it and avoid it. And the great thing, with so many of these titles you really get some hardcore ass action. I wouldnt have expected something this good out of Mayhem, though I saw 2 in the Can a couple of weeks ago, really liked it and saw that Axel was directing titles for them too. Honestly, I wouldnt mind him shooting a girl dropping a brownie out of her panties sometime. Vanessa Lane is in the first scene. She doesnt do any of her crazy body contortions, like the splits, as far as I saw, but she is really a great performer and puts on an excellent show here. She does do a little leg nearly behind the head action, so that is probably of some interest.
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Release date: 11/15/2005
Reviewed on: 12/16/2005
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Mia Bangg, Haley Scott, Jamie Elle, Alicia Angel, Anna Leigh
Directed by: Xavier Mann
Review brief: Yes. Another ass ready to be trained! Ladies, meet thee anal trainer! Someone named Xavier Mann is back for his 3rd installment of Anal Training. The legendary Jonni Darkko directed the first 8 of this series. Once he left for greener pastures this series lay dead and gone, wilted and crapped on for a year until my man, Xavier, saved the day earlier this year. His first for the series, part 9, had me heaping praise by the gallons. If I fire up the Internet Way Back Machine (or simply search for my very own review here at ADT), I find that I said part 9 was Pretty darn good and Not too shabby. More glowing words of praise have nearly never have been written in such a way. In the end I imagine I thought it ranked up there with the previous titles and I said I hope we see more. And here we are with more. Yes! And again, it is pretty good but not totally good. My favorite scene, if you take a look at the back cover at the merchant of your choosing, you see this great anal fucking, reverse cowgirl style with the girls legs pulled back. Perfect.
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Release date: 10/5/2005
Reviewed on: 12/12/2005
Studio: Simon Wolf
Starring: Mark Davis, Chris Cannon, Joey Ray, Penny Flame, Annie Cruz, Flower Tucci, Jenner, Le Ann Moore, Georgia Peach
Directed by: Robert Herrera
Review brief: This will be one of my 50 word reviews. I dont have much to write about for this one. Its not that I didnt like it I did. According to the package, this one is from Simon Wolf Bold I imagine the BOLD is to signify a push towards a hardcore angle. The box proclaims gushing geysers and deep anal fucking and that they love to squirt and butt-fuck! My! You definitely get some of both here. Not an overwhelming amount of squirting, but there is some wetness there. The anal is kept fairly clean and not at all nasty looking like some titles. The video quality is quite good. As might be expected Flower Tucci puts in a great scene as does Georgia Peach (shes cutie, not quite a look you would expect in porn). Visually it is very well done (as expected from the studio) and I would think this title would satisfy most fans. Oops, I lied this is 164 words. So far. Anyhow, its worth a look if you like these girls or some good-looking intercourse with some anal and squirts.
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Release date: 9/26/2005
Reviewed on: 12/12/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Dave Hardman, John Strong, Joel Lawrence, Brett Rockman, Michael Stefano, Mia Bangg, Taryn Thomas, Karina Kay, Nikki Hilton, Chase Dasani, Chase Chandler, Courtney Simpson, Cassie Courtland, Megan Jones, Georgia Peach, Faith Leon
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: David Luger has been the mind behind these Swapping titles recently (since around #4 I think. Before that it was Vince who, of course, also did a great job). It seems a little more effort goes into these swapping titles to use younger and prettier girls. Some of the earlier ones had the girls dressed in cuter outfits like little baseball style uniforms which had some appeal for me. In this one, the girls are still pretty cute, and you get a lot of video for the bucks here. Nearly 3 hours worth the DVD clock said 2:55 by the time the credits rolled (unless it was actually 2:55 am?) They keep it simple here, one guy with 2 girls to pleasure (and vice versa) and in the end one of them gets a load in the mouth and the other girl gets that load spit into her month. Tayrn Thomas and Karina Kay are in my favorite scene here. The highlight is depicted in the center of the backcover, Tayrn is enjoying a cock in her ass while the other girl just finds other ways to entertain herself.
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Release date: 10/7/2005
Reviewed on: 12/12/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Peter Romero, Kylie Wilde, Danni, Jack Lawrence, Keeani Lei, Victoria Graceson, Billy Lee, Lynn Starr, Jack Init
Directed by: Peter Romero
Review brief: Most of the scenes here start out with a girl (or two) walking down the beach in a very nice and revealing bikini. That in itself can be very hot. The box proclaims here that Danni cant wait to offer up her clam. Ahh, so eloquently put. But true. She and another girl (Lynn Star, I believe) take on a guy on the beach in the first scene. They keep at least a few articles of clothing (hot tropical beach wear) on for at least part of the scene. Its a good one. This might be a good time to mention this is a rather tame title. No anal to be found. I might even say it might be a good (or at least possible) couple flick. And the girls look great. Between scenes there is a little banter on the beach between all the girls I never pay attention to this non-sex stuff but I suppose it serves as an intro or storyline for the next scene. Maybe they are just talking of their conquests. Danni returns for the final scene.
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Release date: 10/2/2005
Reviewed on: 12/5/2005
Studio: Red Light District
Starring: Brandon Iron, Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, John Strong, Dick Nasty, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Michael Stefano, Sascha, Juan Cuba, Brad Baldwin, Bianca Pureheart, Carlton Banks, Mark Zane, Kelly Wells, Joe Rock, Johnny Fender, Taryn Thomas, Simone West, Ryan Knox, Claire Robbins, Faceblaster
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: This is an excellent title. And clocks in at a whopping 3 hours! I was nearing the end of my viewing night, and could only make it thru a couple of scenes. That is saying a lot! It has the same love for multiple facial cum glazings and multiple guys on one girl that titles from sister company Platinum X have but the overall visual quality and overall look is so much better here. There are all kinds of fuckings and poundings here, most of it directly into the anus. And finally, cum is layered onto these girls faces. There are also a couple of scenes in which the guys cum directly into a large glass and the girls drink it up I dont care for this but Im sure many do like it. I didnt even make an effort to count but the box says that Bianca Pureheart gulps down 22 massive loads and Kelly Wells gags on a staggering 24 dirty shots of cum. These are all served up Fear Factor style straight from a glass.
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Release date: 2/14/2005
Reviewed on: 12/5/2005
Studio: Private
Starring: Nikki Anderson, Katja Kean, Tania Russof, Mafalda, Aliza, Su Ann
Directed by: Pierre Woodman
Review brief: Private must have decided it was time to cash in one last time...errr, I mean pay loving tribute to The Woodman. In a big way this is part 1 of a big ol 10 part series (Private proclaims them to be breathtaking) on the life and times of Pierre Woodman. This one has tons of interviews with Woodman and what must be behind the scenes footage all put together with some voiceover narration. Within the movie you get this mixed in with 6 best of sex scenes, such as a scene from Tatiana, a scene from The Pyramid (the great 3 part series though I didnt think the scene presented was that great) and what looks to be a Nikki Anderson fucking from a Private Castings movie (possibly her first anal?) This last one features Woodman and a locked down camera so it isnt very interesting. In the end, I dont think his best work is represented here, but they have 9 more in the series to prove it. Naturally, I fast-forwarded the interview stuff. Youd really have to have an interest beyond whacking, which I dont have, but certainly there is an audience for this.
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Release date: 10/11/2004
Reviewed on: 11/29/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Mandingo, Jada Fire, Vanessa Blue, August, Jayna Oso, Gia Paloma, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: This is an older title (2004) but I just rented this title and was amazed. Its from Jules Jordan one of the biggest director names out there now, even though I couldnt pick him from a lineup (not that I would ever have to). Yes, as you can see Im giving it a 5 star rating and its for just one part of a scene that was simply incredible (and startling at the same time!) Jayna Oso farts out milk! She uses a squirter thing to inject milk (or a milky substance) directly into her ass. Gurgle gurgle gurgle as it empties in. She kneels on a chair, bends over, readies herself, tries to push, grabs her cheeks andand.and then she FARTS it out with huge explosive farts. Brbrbrbrapt! Real blasts! These farts are massive rippers - toilet bowl drying type of farts. And the milk squirts out onto the floor. She shoots out 3 of these, the last one shooting the milk several feet and hitting the camera lens with a few drops. The whole scene is beautifully shot with some toy play and the 2 guys have their way with her in every which way. Just the sex part of the scene ranks as a A+ anyhow.
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Release date: 5/15/2005
Reviewed on: 11/29/2005
Studio: Mayhem
Starring: Trevor [I] (ambiguous), Alex Sanders, Rick Masters, Johnny Thrust, Lyla Lei, Steven French, Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer, Tyla Wynn, Trina Michaels, Kelly Wells, Jay Lassiter
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Super slut Audrey Hollander is the ringleader for this title, sometime guiding and instructing the other girls in how to take cock and sometimes joining in on the action. She is in every scene in some capacity. The first scene is excellent sorry, I dont recall the girl. So, moving on, Tyla Wynn (oh, a darling of mine) stars in my favorite scene. They go thru all the motions you might expect. And then Tyla, (sweet, sweet Tyla, oh, how can you do this?) takes 2 cocks directly into her ass. And not in the normal position. (I hope I can explain it). Here, the two guys lay down flat on their backs, balls to balls, cocks pointing up, and Tyla plops down on them and jams them in. Audrey has to hold the guys legs out of the way so we get a clear shot. Nicole Richie would say, Thats hot! I cant say that I have seen this position before and Im not exactly that naïve. They try this position in another scene and it works equally successful.
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Release date: 9/19/2005
Reviewed on: 11/20/2005
Studio: Simon Wolf
Starring: Asia Carrera, Mickey Ray, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chris Cannon, Tabitha Stevens, Wanda Curtis, Dale Dabone, Aurora Snow, Herschel Savage, Derick Lee, Natalie Woods, Kelly Kline
Review brief: As the title might suggest this is a compilation of past scenes from Simon Wolf releases. Of course this is good or bad. Good if you want to collect some favorites or if you want a good sampling of hot chickadees that have shot for Simon Wolf over the past few years. In my mind when I see a Simon Wolf movie, I think it is going to be movie a that is rather tame sexually though I do know they do some anal themed titles but also I know that visually its going to be fairly well done. Aurora Snow has a good scene, though not an anal one. I dont recall seeing any anal in this title but I could be wrong.
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Release date: 6/29/2005
Reviewed on: 11/15/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Starring: Brandon Iron, Barbara, Steve Holmes, Pamela, Manuel Ferrara, Black Diamond, Vanessa Michaels, Natalie Knoxx
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Continuing my Thanksgiving themed reviews, Ill just call this is one a big TURDUCKEN! Now, before you think I just called it a turd, please allow me to explain the turducken. As you might expect, it is a chicken shoved inside a duck that is shoved inside a turkey and served up (depending on your point of view) as a Thanksgiving masterpiece or a Thanksgiving horror. But you get a little of everything just as you do with Photographic Mammaries 4, plus it has a running time of over 2 and a half hours! Not to mention all the shoving! I normally have to start a review of a Platinum X movie out by saying Ive never been the biggest fan of anything out of this studio. Sure, they have plenty of solid 3 star material - but they never seem put out a great visually stunning product. Yet, it is satisfyingly hardcore enough for fans that are looking for such and ranks up there with many top sellers I would think. I wish they could bring the look of the video up a little.
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Release date: 10/25/2005
Reviewed on: 11/11/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Niko, Tyler Knight, Otto Bauer, Lain Oi, Hailey Young, James Deen, Jack Venice, Sierra Sinn, Kelsey Michaels, Ola Mckenzie
Directed by: Erica McLean
Review brief: Gobble gobble. Not turkeys, but cock gobblers instead! This is the perfect Thanksgiving gift for the in-laws. Yes, the fantastic Barely Legal series. Ive been hooked on these since the first with the urinating Anastasia Blue. Sadly that stuff is long gone but I think of it as the old reliable grandpappy standby visually its always rich in color with sharp video and great lighting and oh, the girlies are obviously just on the right edge of lawful activity. Erica McLean is the first time director of this series, taking over for the late (and great!) Clive who directed the first 50. No director profile that I saw on the disc so I will I dont know if this was wife, mother, aunt, sister or daughter of the great one. Nevertheless, things play out pretty much the same as the previous titles. (Note: Jane Waters is listed as the director on 51 and 52 I thought she did a wonderful job, though she ended both with a girl/girl scene.) Sierra Sin and Lain are the real standouts in this one.
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Release date: 8/17/2005
Reviewed on: 11/11/2005
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Mark Ashley, Ben English, Mr. Bigg, Selena Silver, Scott Nails, Taryn Thomas, Shane Diesel, Nikki Hilton, Sarah Jade, Stacy Thorn, Tony De Sergio
Directed by: Amigo Sanchez
Review brief: Is it enough to say that lovely girls discover a man and a gigantic cock and hijinks ensue over 5 scenes? Well, maybe not. Let me know for next time. If you have read my past postings or reviews, youll know I usually heap praise on Digital Sin movies. Their overall style visually meets what I am looking for in adult movies. There is some anal, but not in every scene. Nikki Hilton and Selena Silver put in a couple of great scenes. For this one it is Selenas turn to take on the ample cocked Shane Diesel (in part 21 Kelly Fuckn Wells had to wear a diaper for a week after her scene with him! I kid you not!) All in all its some solid masturbation material. Nothing more. Still that is worthy of 3 and a half stars from me. These titles probably still get lost in a sea of other normal and average porn releases.
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Release date: 7/13/2005
Reviewed on: 11/11/2005
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Tony T., Chris Charming, Zara, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Ben English, Lena Juliett, Kelly Wells, Shane Diesel, Hailey Storm, Celestia Star
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: Certainly, this line doesnt get much attention, but as always Digital Sin/New Sensations delivers. Well, it isnt quite a home run, but a solid double which transfers into 3 and a half stars. With this title, as you might expect the cocks are large. Shane Diesel has a hefty one and violates Kelly Wells (referred to as Kelly Fucking Wells) in each of her three major holes. She gags on it, she takes in a normal way and finally she is nearly ripped apart from the anus with it. Wow. Such a tiny girl and such a gigantic cock. I almost lost it on that one. Im sure she went home with a nicely tenderized butt, of course that combined with the warmth of her pussy would be simply melt in your mouth luscious. Im also currently reviewing (okay, a loose term) Big Cock Seductions 22 - its hard to say which one is better but as with most Digital Sin movies I enjoy the overall look that visually meets what I am looking for in adult movies. You do get anal, but not in each scene maybe they are trying to please everyone.
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Release date: 9/14/2005
Reviewed on: 11/4/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Alex Sanders, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chris Charming, Sascha, Jessica Jaymes, Jean Val Jean, Trevor Thompson, Arianna Alyse, Jamie Huxley, Tiffany Rayne, Nikki Nievez, Victoria Von Helkine
Directed by: Mark Kismet
Review brief: The premise in this one seems to be producers going up to ordinary housewives and giving them a chance to be in an adult film. Interesting enough. (Of course, I normally fast forward anything that isnt an overt sexual scene so I might miss a detail or two). Its been a while, so its probably time to say I do have to warn that my reviews have a total lack of sentence structure and often run on sentences will rule the day yet I have been told that my overall usage of letters and the combinations of those letters are well above average and my speeling is normally impeccable. So, each scene starts with a camera crew going up to women at their houses or on the street or at the car wash and telling them they will be departing their dreary housewife lives and will be whisked off to the relative comfort of a makeup chair and eventually to a porn set where their normally housewifely bodies will be ravaged by strange men doing unspeakable acts. It seems that they have the girls do a voice over while they show sped up footage of them getting their makeup and hair done.
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Release date: 10/19/2005
Reviewed on: 11/4/2005
Studio: 3rd Degree
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Sophia, Mark Wood, August, Missy Monroe, Rick Patrick, Marie Luv, Mia Bangg, Dillan Lauren, Tyla Wynn, Seth Dickens, Flower Tucci, James Deen, Kelly Wells, Kirsten Price, Melodee Bliss, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Samson
Review brief: In regards to Beef Eaters Part One, if I fire up my way back machine I find that in March of 2005 I called it a big stand out and an excellent title. Visually well done and hardcore enough to appeal to those that like some deep throat gagging action - yet doesn't over do it in that aspect. Can they keep up the good times for Part Two? The answer is Shirley Yes! Err, I mean surely yes! I always expect good things from Third Degree they consistently have some of the best looking stuff out there (along with Zero Tolerance). This one is right up there with the great ones, though I should warn you, it goes no further than a blow job and cum on faces movie (though we do get some teasing action). Of course, you get more than the 5 or 6 scenes that is standard with most movies, instead we get a ripe 10 or maybe 12! I wont run down the list of girls or plus and minuses along the way except to point out a stand out scene from Ms. Tyla Wynn. One of my favorites from the last year or so has got to be Tyla. So yummy, so delicious. Best scene on the disc.
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Release date: 9/13/2005
Reviewed on: 11/4/2005
Studio: Simon Wolf
Starring: Mark Davis, Simone, Kat, Dino Bravo, Slim Shady, Felix Vicious, Crystal Ray, Brianna Blaze, Billy Lee, Daisy McLane
Review brief: They arent so tight that these vaginas squeak or anything. Nor is there any pain as plumpers are slid into them, but they do look pretty young. This title (and many from Simon Wolf) seems to be a nice alternative to the Hustler Barely Legal series. These girls are fresh, sweet and innocent. They are tan. They have jaw dropping stunning breasts. Who could ask for anything more? Well, it isnt titled Tight Young Pooping Holes, so mark that off your list. Its just a solid vaginal movie. Its possible that they girls are being fucked by their boyfriends as often seems to be the case in these types of movies. This is light years better than seeing them being fucked by some dude that has been around for years and years. At the very least they are nearly the same age. Of course, I pay little attention to the girls names, but I wrote down that that Daisy, Brianna and Felix especially were standouts in this movie.
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Release date: 9/24/2005
Reviewed on: 11/2/2005
Studio: American Hardcore
Starring: Csilla, Sharon Wild, Melissa Lauren, Holly Wellin, Vanessa Lane
Directed by: Tommy Joe
Review brief: Well, the title is right to the point. Ass Fuck. Nothing subtle about that though I guess most porn titles are pretty direct and to the point. If the title leaves any mystery for anyone, a check of the back cover proclaims, Slapper in the Crapper Hitter in the Shitter Hardcore. Yep, its a butt fuck flick. And its from a studio called American Hardcore. And its pretty good. As good as an average RLD or Platinum X picture. Maybe a little better picture quality and overall presentation though I didnt think the body makeup was all that great as I saw some bumps and pimples on a few of the girls. Overall the sex and blowjobs are reasonably hardcore I saw an overly healthy amount of salvia during the blowjob scenes. The standout scene for me (though they are all pretty good) was the final scene with girlie Sharon Wild. Nice gaper ass girl - it was an all around good scene.
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