Photographic Mammaries 4 Review

Reviewed by HeyNow  on  11/15/2005

Continuing my Thanksgiving themed reviews, I’ll just call this is one a big TURDUCKEN! Now, before you think I just called it a turd, please allow me to explain the turducken. As you might expect, it is a chicken shoved inside a duck that is shoved inside a turkey and served up (depending on your point of view) as a Thanksgiving masterpiece or a Thanksgiving horror. But you get a little of everything just as you do with Photographic Mammaries 4, plus it has a running time of over 2 and a half hours! Not to mention all the shoving!

I normally have to start a review of a Platinum X movie out by saying I’ve never been the biggest fan of anything out of this studio. Sure, they have plenty of solid 3 star material - but they never seem put out a great visually stunning product. Yet, it is satisfyingly hardcore enough for fans that are looking for such and ranks up there with many top sellers I would think. I wish they could bring the look of the video up a little. But enough of that.

Vanessa Michaels looks stunning on the cover and puts in a very long scene (first one on the disc) with some fitness room play (the push ups that she does is a stunning showcase to highlight her breasts) and some other fun stuff (blowing a plastic cock that is attached to a wall) before getting down to the sexual action. All in all, the scene probably runs 45 minutes and ends with her face totally covered in – well, again, I hate to spoil the ending for you. Of course, weak men might have befouled their undies when Vanessa did the pushups at the beginning of the scene. Truly a highlight and not something you see everyday unless you workout at the nudist gym.

Two scenes here play out like “mini-me” versions of Baker’s Dozen with guys waiting in the wings ready to cum on the girls face when the regular scene seems to be over. Definitely the trademark of the director.

Squeamish hardcore porn fans might be a bit put off by Pamela who shows off her raspberry red gaping anus a few times. Her insides nearly seem to poop out like raspberry jam. And for saying that I do truly apologize. I also apologize for my slightly lighthearted review, but as you can see right here at ADT Reviews™ other illustrious reviewers have posted comprehensive reviews and scene breakdowns of this movie.