Face Blasters 2 (Elegant Angel) Review

Reviewed by HeyNow  on  12/27/2005

Cocksucking! If it is a cocksucker are after, then this title might have a cock to be sucked for you, but I didn’t think it was the best cocksuckery ever put on tape. Far from it. I guess the girls get into it, but I wasn’t really feeling it, plus, visually, I thought it was a little subpar. Now, looking beyond that stuff, the faces here really do get blasted. Just as nicely blasted as the typical Peter North flick. Now that is saying something. These girls get their faces soaked, now that is after all that cocksucking.

I imagine every studio has a line of all blowjob, face-splattering titles, like the master Deep Throat This! (which has gone terribly downhill recently it seems) and Shut Up and Blow Me (which is pretty good), but it would be nice if someone would create a situation beyond the girl on the couch, or crawling across the floor, to blow a guy. They have a little set up here where they talk to the girl about what might be happening, perhaps the girl is in the backyard, or she is waiting for her boyfriend or her parents aren’t home – honestly I fast forwarded much of this talk to move on to the sucking and blasts. But, how about some “real life” situations that you in which you wouldn’t expect girls to get a load of cum. Maybe the grocery store? On the phone? Fully clothed? Yes! Fully clothed. My dream! Or maybe at a receptionist desk, or some every day normal day situation? Or better yet, an unexpected cum blast to the face for the girls. It’s my much requested surprise cumshot with the girl responding not with glee but with horror. It would be a turn on.

Here we get 10 girls in individual scenes, and the faces really get soggy. In some cases the girls are about a 7 or 8, some a notch down the scale, maybe to a 5 or 6. For the most part there is no penetration in this movie, though I might have missed a slight insertion. And there is a bonus sucking scene. The girls do suck in all sorts of positions, sometimes getting it really crammed down, though I didn’t see that trademark “Throat Gaggers” pose in which they are laying on the couch, grabbing their heels, with their mouths stuffed full.

All in all it is worth checking out if you want to see wet faces. Sidenote: I also recently saw Face Blasters 3, same director (Juan Cuba) of all 3 so far, and thought it was a notch or two better.