Suck It Dry (Evil Angel) Review

Reviewed by HeyNow  on  9/10/2005

Start of rambling review: One might be able to say that the trump card has been played and team Jonni Darkko is the winner over the Deep Throat This! series or you might even say that this title is a homerun and a touchdown at the same time not to mention that you’ll need oxygen and an IV for your wiener after this one!!! He’s nailed this one right on the head! Okay, all silliness aside, I can say goodbye to what was, in my mind, thought to be the reigning (and raining (cum that is)) champion among all oral movies - yet no doubt the comparison to the Peter North series was obvious. This is like two of those movies rolled into one, with better production values and just as capable in face glazing area.

18 scenes in this one and wowsa, does it feel like it. In the final scenes I thought more than once that it was over and I saw the big grand finale scene only to get another and another. It’s mostly shot POV, but also with some side angles, these girls can suck a cock. Plenty of deep throating and the fine ladies do take drenchings from the guy – beautiful sprays of cum in this one. Yummy Mc-Yummerson! At first glance, with these names, it feels like it could be a compilation, but I don’t believe it is. Or maybe I am too dumb to realize it? I think the reason I think that is the great number of “big porn name” girls, and just the overall high quality of each scene – a negligible amount of stinkers here. Maybe this was just shot over a few month time period.

Most girls look great – Darkko nearly always makes his girls look as fine as possible on film/video. I hate to say it, but Taylor Rain is probably the weakest link here, but then oral isn’t really her claim to fame or her greatest skill. I thought Jamie Huxley was a standout in this one – enough so that I made it a point to remember her name. But most of the scenes are worthy of a highlight reel.

Sometimes I fast-forwarded right to the action, but often it seemed that the girl would introduce herself, make some mention of her love for sucking cock, some vague reference to deep throat prowess and thirst (yes, undying thirst!) for cum which is always nice to hear. In case there is any confusion, this is an all-oral movie. Blowjobs only. I didn’t even see a vagina. Most of the cum lands on pretty girls faces. There might be a little swallowing, but no real emphasis.

4½ stars from me! I could go for one of these releases from Jonni every 6 to 8 weeks. That seems like a reasonable release schedule. ;) End review