fu_q's Movie Reviews (1214 - page 11)
Release date: 2/4/2019
Reviewed on: 7/1/2019
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Starring: Paul Thomas, Amanda Blake, Amber Hunt, Lauren Black, Dale Meador, Kristine Heller, Cris Cassidy, Tracy O'Neil, Ric Lutze, Vicky Lindsay, Damon Christian, Larry Price, Pat Rhea
Directed by: Bob Chinn
Review brief: Having pissed off a group of poker-playing hicks, a rough-and-tumble biker gang, and a couple of low-rent mobsters, two unemployed, wannabe cowboys (Rick Lutze and Paul Thomas) and a young, runaway bride (Amber Hunt) find themselves on the run and in hiding. Whether their constant string of good-for-nothin' shenanigans has finally caught up with them or whether they'll escape and live happily ever after remains to be seen, but--either way--the one thing that's for certain is that there will be a heapin' helpin' of hot and horny fucking along the way. Such is the case in "Lipps and McCain", an overall-good, 1978 release from director Bob Chinn and Alpha Blue Archives.
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Release date: 9/23/2014
Reviewed on: 6/8/2019
Studio: Mental Beauty
Starring: Ramon Nomar, Will Powers, Marcus London, Marco Banderas, Bill Bailey, Karlo Karrera, Remy LaCroix, Bonnie Rotten, Zoey Nixon, Brick Danger
Directed by: Bonnie Rotten
Review brief: It's a carnal carnival of lost souls and stretched holes when the beautifully outrageous, tattooed princess of porn, Bonnie Rotten, opens herself up for business in "Bonnieland: A Gangbang Fantasy". An exceptional, 2014 release from Rotten's own production company, Mental Beauty, this film certainly lives up to the lofty expectations generated by its famous, showcased star and delivers the dirty goods on multiple levels.
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Release date: 7/20/2016
Reviewed on: 5/22/2019
Studio: Kink.com
Starring: Cherry Torn, The Pope, Veruca James, Just Lucas
Directed by: The Pope
Review brief: When two young women (Veruca James and Cherry Torn) leave the city life behind for a relaxing couple of days at a cabin in the woods, their vacation quickly goes from mundane to monstrous, as they fall victim to a psychopathic, overall-clad crazy-man (The Pope). Or--at least--so it seems... Such is the case in "Deception", a very good, albeit disturbing and bizarre, 2015 release from Kink.
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Release date: 3/29/2016
Reviewed on: 5/15/2019
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Starring: Paul Thomas, Shanna McCullough, Ron Jeremy, Jacqueline Lorians, Herschel Savage
Directed by: Phil Marshak
Review brief: A smooth-talking, San Francisco card dealer, Herschel Savage, finds himself caught up in a diabolical, murderous plot of world domination, when he's hired by Jamie Gillis and his enigmatic mistress, Jacqueline Lorians, to seek out a magical book of prophecies originally sealed by God due to its extraordinary power. Little does Hersch know, however, but a group of aphrodisiac-wielding, Nazi relics from World War II--now hiding out in South America--are also after the tome, as they intend to employ it in reestablishing the glory that was their cherished Third Reich. Such is the case in "Blue Ice", an exceptional--albeit quirky and somewhat bizarre--1985 release from director Phil Marshak and Vinegar Syndrome.
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Release date: 5/8/2019
Reviewed on: 5/10/2019
Studio: Jerky Girls
Starring: Samantha, Jessie, Miss Montgomery
Review brief: An overall-good, niche release from Jerky Girls, "Ruined Orgasms" plays to the fem-dom fetish of the same name. Indeed, included in this release's 40 minutes are a handful (pun intended) of sequences involving women both in control and messing up dude's orgasms at the end of some harsh treatment and jerk-off action.
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Release date: 2/11/2019
Reviewed on: 3/31/2019
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Starring: Velvet, Bobby Astyr, David Christopher, Scott Baker, Tasha Voux, Bill Eld, Barbie Dahl, Tony Mansfield, Veronica Vera, Scarlet Scarleau, Angela Venice, Jose Duval, Nikki Wright, K.Y. Lee, Mark Roberts, Franky Venice, Ashley Moore [II] (male), Bill Landis
Directed by: Vince Benedetti
Review brief: For those interested in taking a nostalgic look back at one of America's most prominent, raunchiest, and seediest of cesspools of hardcore filth and pornography (meant with all of the love that a true connoisseur of both the City and adult fare can conjure up, of course), the 1985 film "Time Square Comes Alive" from Alpha Blue and director Vince Benedetti may be just the ticket.
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Release date: 1/1/2015
Reviewed on: 2/25/2019
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Starring: Joey Silvera, John Leslie, Kay Parker, Annette Haven, Abigail Clayton, Desiree West, Peter Whigham, Sharon Thorpe, Amber Hunt, Suzette Holland, Carole Tong, Kent Hall, Jack Wright, Carl Regal, Maureen Spring, Cris Cassidy, Johnny Keyes, Carol Tong, Peter Johns, Roberto Ramos, Jake Freeman, Sean Desmond, Dennis Ratto, Carol Watts, Sally Carey, Rachel Blue, Sandra Pan, Miki Raver, Jack Train, Joan Worth, Ann Martin, Roger Kaho, Jay Zukerman, Tony Saenz, Dale Kalberg, Ben Blankenship, Pat Parker, Rex Harrison, Lesllie Bovee
Directed by: Anthony Spinelli
Review brief: Mixing science and sexuality to help its clients fulfill their most intimate and deepest of desires, "Sex World" is a resort that ushers in groups of hand-picked tourists who are looking for a bit more out of their getaway than the standard vacation has to offer. Indeed, they're seeking sexual liberation and fulfillment--in one form or another--and Sex World is just the place to give it to them. Of course, along the way, the complexity and intricate, interwoven nature of human sexuality is explored. Such is the case in Anthony Spinelli's 1977 release of the same title, a landmark film in the history of adult fare.
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Release date: 12/2/2018
Reviewed on: 2/9/2019
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Starring: Sharon Kane, John Leslie, Desiree Cousteau, Juliet Anderson, Bonnie Holiday, Candida Royalle, Lesllie Bovee, Brigit Olsen
Directed by: John Hayes
Review brief: When his promiscuous, dissatisfied hippie of a wife (Dorothy Smight) opts to divorce him, leaving him unable to pay to for it, the down-on-his-luck Jon Martin has little choice but to take on a low-end job as an encyclopedia salesman for an ambitious businesswoman (Brigit Olsen), who's also the client of his attorney (Christine DeShaffer). Of course, Jon would be an utter failure at this piece of his life, as well, if it weren't for his almost uncanny ability to ensnare women with his naively innocent charm...and then satisfy them thoroughly with his seemingly mystical cock. Such is the case in Howard Perkins' overall-good, 1978 release, "Hot Lunch", which has been skillfully remastered by Vinegar Syndrome.
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Release date: 2/10/2015
Reviewed on: 1/30/2019
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Starring: Paul Thomas, Sharon Kane, Ron Jeremy, John Leslie, Kay Parker, Michael Morrison, Lisa Lake, Jon Martin, David Morris, Blair Harris, John Seeman, Dorothy LeMay, Bonnie Holiday, Ken Scudder, Kandi Barbour, Candida Royalle, Karen Penzell, Linda Smith, Jonathon Younger, Tony Grant, Lesllie Bovee
Directed by: Chris Warfield
Review brief: Emboldened by a female colleague's wanton activities, a newly-minted, cosmetic industry Vice President, the stunning legend, Lesllie Bovee, embarks upon a quest of sexual exploration and gratification around her home base of San Francisco. Given her rising station in life, she's in need of a trustworthy bodyguard to keep her safe, which she finds in the down-on-his-luck smooth-talker and former Navy boxer, John Leslie, who pretends to be gay to get the job. Of course, John's charade, coupled with both of their prurient proclivities, results in a powder keg that's simply bound to explode...in all manner of fucking. Such is the case in "Champagne for Breakfast", a very good, 1980 release from Chris Warfield and re-mastered by Vinegar Syndrome.
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Release date: 1/19/2016
Reviewed on: 1/29/2019
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Starring: Mike Ranger, Hillary Summers, Tantala Ray, Chris Anderson, Johnny Hardin, Terri Dolan, Tina Louise, Bud Wise, Kari Klark, Tricky Dicky, Brenda Leggs, Zen Kitty, Brian Flynn
Directed by: Howard Ziehm
Review brief: Humanity, in its seemingly infinite stupidity, has long since killed itself off, and a race of space-traveling robots and "thinking machines" has taken its place. Of course, there still remains one hope--one chance, if you will--for mankind, as one of the machines named Mentor, who resembles a cross between a trash can and a fifth grade art project gone wrong, brings to life a single, test-tube born member of the race, the outrageously gorgeous Kari Klark. Klark, the "Star Virgin" and stereotypical, horny blonde bimbo to the max, is life's last chance...which means that it's pretty much fucked...or, at a minimum, fucking. Such is the case in this clever, cheesy, and comical little re-mastering of the 1979, Howard Ziehm classic by Vinegar Syndrome.
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Release date: 4/26/2016
Reviewed on: 1/21/2019
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Starring: Tom Byron, Bunny Bleu, Ginger Lynn, Amber Lynn, Steve Drake, Marc Wallice, Rick Savage, Harry Reems, Cara Lott, Francois Papillon, Herschel Savage, Cheri Janvier, J. Massey
Directed by: Steve Scott
Review brief: When a big-time, 1920's gangster's (Harry Reems') whiny girlfriend (Cara Lott) hits the road, he's quick to find another main squeeze in the form of a fresh-off-the-bus cigarette girl (Ginger Lynn) at one of his clubs. Unfortunately for Harry, while Ginger has all of the requisite physical attributes (...and then some...) to meet his picky standards, she's a bit too innocent and proper for his low-brow tastes. What's a guy to do when faced with such dire circumstances? Well...employ his incarcerated buddy's, and fellow gangster's (Herschel Savage's), tawdry girlfriend (Amber Lynn) to train her, of course. What could possibly go wrong, right? Such is the case in "Trashy Lady", an exceptional re-release of director Steve Scott's 1985 masterpiece from Vinegar Syndrome.
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Release date: 12/5/2018
Reviewed on: 1/21/2019
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Mark Wood, Jessa Rhodes, Anny Aurora, Kendra Spade, Athena Rayne
Directed by: Mark Wood, Francesca Le
Review brief: It's a full-on, freaked-out, butt-fucking bonanza, as Mark Wood turns out--and pops into--the poopers of four fantastic porn babes in "Anal Behavior 2". A very good, 2018 release from Le Wood and Evil Angel, this flick offers up four full sequences of ass-packed and pussy-plundering, anal action.
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Release date: 2/13/2007
Reviewed on: 1/12/2019
Studio: LBO
Starring: Tom Byron, Peter North, Scott Irish, Ginger Lynn, Heather Wayne, Sunny Day, Herschel Savage, Sandy Taylor, Candy Shields
Review brief: "Bitches in Heat 11" is a short (~30 minutes), 1988 release from L.B.O. that packs five quick sequences into its scant running time. Featured are the likes of Ginger Lynn, Heather Wayne, Desiree Vincent, Candy Shields, and so on... offering up a decent mix of legends and lesser-knowns.
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Release date: 5/30/2002
Reviewed on: 12/21/2018
Studio: Zane
Starring: Michael J. Cox, Tom Byron, Steve Hatcher, Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Rick Masters, Vince Vouyer, Valentino, Dick Nasty, Nici Sterling, Woody Long, Julian St. Jox, Don Fernando, Jay Ashley, Sean Rider, Paul Cox, Kyle Phillips, Rick O'Shea, Max Cady
Directed by: Jonathan Morgan, Jay Ashley
Review brief: The sassy English lassie of yesteryear (the lovely and lusty Nici Sterling), all three of her open-for-business holes, and even her well-known willingness to please sadly aren't enough to save the directorial and technical debacle that is "Starbangers 8", a subpar, 1996 release from Fantastic Pictures. It's like somebody threw a gangbang and nobody came... at least the viewer didn't, that's for sure. Do yourself a favor and avoid this slow-paced, horribly produced and edited piece of garbage. Watching it is like being put on hold on the telephone for 80+ minutes, except instead of holding a phone, you're holding your limp, disappointed dick...and your wallet is $15 lighter. Buy something else. (Poor, Nici. She deserved so much better than this.)
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/20/2018
Studio: VCA
Starring: Tom Byron, Peter North, Amber Lynn, Tamara Longley, Paul Thomas, Kristara Barrington, Jack Baker, Lois Ayres, Ron Jeremy, Patti Petite, Marc Wallice, Don Fernando, Careena Collins, Purple Passion, Erica Boyer, Tony Martino, Vanessa Del Rio, F.M. Bradley, Keli Richards, Krista Lane, Steve Powers, Kevin James, Robert Bullock, Kari Foxx, Maggie Randall, Jennifer Noxt, Chanel Price, Robbie Dee, Andy Nichols, Troy Tannier, Angst Argyle, Henry Berger, Steven Harper, Jason Jules, James Robert Parke, Jim Taylor, Lenny Wilde
Directed by: Gregory Dark
Review brief: The road to Hell may be paved with good intentions, but it's an all-out, freak-filled fuck-fest once you get there, at least that's if the diabolical director of the dirty, Greg Dark, is to be believed. Such is the case in his two-part classic series from 1986 and VCA, "The Devil in Miss Jones 3 and 4", that finds the gorgeous, blonde punk porner and AVN Hall-of-Famer, Lois Ayres (as the seemingly timid and troubled "Justine Jones"), slamming her head into the wall whilst out revenge-fucking and then ending up in the perverted pits of Hell.
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Release date: 10/7/2014
Reviewed on: 11/10/2018
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Starring: Paul Thomas, John Holmes, Desiree Cousteau, Dominique, John Seeman, Laurien, Bob Chinn, Christian DeShaffer, Candida Royalle
Directed by: Bob Chinn
Review brief: At the Country Girl Pizza Parlor, the pies are always served up piping hot and with a smile (...a vertical smile that is...), as all of the restaurant's male (and female) clientele quickly finds out. Such is the case in "Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls", a very good, classic adult film (now re-released exquisitely by Vinegar Syndrome) from Bob Chinn.
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Release date: 9/9/2014
Reviewed on: 11/10/2018
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Starring: Mai Lin, Nikki Anderson, John Holmes, Seka, Gail Palmer, Sue Carol, Jade Wong, Jayne Paygan, Elmo Lavino, Brenda Vargo
Directed by: Bob Chinn
Review brief: An already-bereft, World War 2 Navy man, John Holmes, finds himself stranded and fending for himself on a near-deserted island in the South Pacific after his ship goes down out at sea. Compounding his problems, he soon discovers that he's not alone in this "paradise", as the Nazis have set up a small, nearby radio-monitoring camp staffed by a pervy, lushy letch of a commander and his two carnal-crazy fraulein underlings. In attempting to rescue a pair of nurses also held captive at the camp, Holmes soon finds himself both a prisoner, as well, and at the mercy of this kinky, sadistic, Hitler-obsessed crew. Such is the case in "Prisoner of Paradise", a very good re-release from Vinegar Syndrome and directors Gail Palmer and Bob Chinn.
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Release date: 4/22/2002
Reviewed on: 11/10/2018
Studio: Zane
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Dave Hardman, Rick Masters, Shanna McCullough, Mike Horner, Ron Jeremy, Guy DiSilva, Blake Palmer, John West, Micky Ray
Directed by: Matt Zane
Review brief: It's a kinky, cum-fueled, cock-full carnival for the queen, as the insanely beautiful adult legend, Shanna McCullough, takes on nine, turban-clad followers in "Starbangers 10", an overall-good, 1997 release from director Matt Zane and his company, Zane Entertainment.
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Release date: 4/22/2002
Reviewed on: 11/10/2018
Studio: Zane
Starring: Brick Majors, Jeanna Fine, Steve Hatcher, Jeremy Steele, Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood, Rick Masters, Damien Michaels, Jay Ashley, John West, Max Cady
Directed by: Jay Ashley
Review brief: The hardcore, punk-inspired legend and AVN Hall-of-Famer, Jeanna Fine, goes on a full-tilt, fucking rampage as she bangs out 10 of her favorite friends in "Starbangers 9", an overall-good, 1996 release from director Jay Ashley and Zane Entertainment.
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Release date: 9/3/2001
Reviewed on: 11/8/2018
Studio: Zane
Starring: T.T. Boy, Steven St. Croix, Peter North, Steve Hatcher, Julian St. Jox, Tracey Adams, Blake Palmer, J.P. Anthony, Damian Zeus
Directed by: John T. Bone
Review brief: The lovely legend and AVN Hall-of-Famer, Tracey Adams, makes a cum-fueled, 1993 comeback in "Starbangers 4", a very good release from director John T. Bone and Zane Entertainment. Featuring the stunning Ms. Adams in not one, but two, 8-man gangbangs, this flick delivers its star in a hardcore manner never seen before.
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Release date: 9/5/2001
Reviewed on: 11/1/2018
Studio: Zane
Starring: Ian Daniels, T.T. Boy, Tiffany Million, Mr. Marcus, Ron Jeremy, Marc Wallice, Julian St. Jox, Frank Towers, Anthony Crane, Sean Rider, Rick O'Shea, Tony Martino, Micky Ray, Damien Wolf
Directed by: John T. Bone
Review brief: What do you get when you take a former GLOW girl turned porn phenom (Tiffany Million) and throw her into the ring with a dozen-plus horny boxers, whose cocks are as hard as their punches? A no-holes-barred, superstar gangbang for the ages, of course! Such is the case in "Starbangers 6", a very good, 1994 release from director John T. Bone and Zane.
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Release date: 2/18/2016
Reviewed on: 10/31/2018
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Starring: Paul Thomas, Sharon Kane, Joey Silvera, Flower, John Leslie, Desiree Cousteau, Holly McCall, Blair Harris, Juliet Anderson, Turk Lyon, Eileen Welles, Mimi Morgan, Nancy Hoffman, Ken Scudder, Liza Dwyer, Phaedra Grant, Ming Jade, Lisa Sue Corey, Kathy Kaufman
Directed by: Alex deRenzy
Review brief: Finding herself strangely (and a bit drunkenly) unsettled by her father's (John Leslie's) marriage to a younger woman in Virginia City, Desiree Cousteau (as "Peaches") races off down a canyon in her jeep, only to veer off of the road and crash...leaving her with a bad case of amnesia and a lost identity. Of course, it's just her luck that two low-life characters find her, steal her transportation, and exploit her for their own ugly purposes...setting off a cascade of difficult events for the young Desi that only seem to go from bad to worse. Such is the case in "Pretty Peaches", an exceptional, 1978 release from director Alex DeRenzy which has been remastered exceptionally well by Vinegar Syndrome.
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Release date: 2/22/2017
Reviewed on: 10/10/2018
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Starring: Sharon Kane, John Leslie, Desiree Cousteau, Jon Martin, John Seeman, Juliet Anderson, Sharon Thorpe, Bonnie Holiday, Melba Bruce, Paul Roman, Ken Scudder, Christine DeShaffer, Monique Cardin, Candida Royalle, Dorothy Smight, Anita Grimes, William Niles, Jane Lindsay, Brigit Olson, Lesllie Bovee
Directed by: John Hayes
Review brief: A seemingly virginal, though certainly troubled, young woman, Rosemary (played by Sharon Thorpe), finds herself both unable to have sex unless in impersonal situations and also swirling further and further into madness, particularly upon the death of her estranged father. Where this disturbed path that her troubled psyche takes her upon will ultimately lead is anyone's guess, but one thing is for certain, and that's that it will be dark...and sexual. Such is the case in "Baby Rosemary", a bizarre, though very good, re-release of a 1976 Howard Perkins film by Vinegar Syndrome.
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Release date: 10/28/2014
Reviewed on: 10/8/2018
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Starring: Paul Thomas, Jamie Gillis, John Holmes, John Leslie, Kay Parker, Seka, Annette Haven, William Margold, Mike Ranger, Pat Manning, Nancy Hoffman, Ken Yontz, Richard Bulik, George Lee, Reggie Nalder, David Lee Bynum, Martin L. Dorf, Irene Best, Renee Andre, Slavica, Kurt Sjoberg, Mitch Morrill, Serena [II] (classic)
Directed by: Phil Marshak
Review brief: "Dracula Sucks"...and so does the movie. Despite featuring a veritable Who's Who of the Golden Age of adult films (with the likes of Annette Haven, Seka, Serena, Kay Parker, Jamie Gillis, Paul Thomas, John Leslie, etc. onboard), this film still manages to fall flatter than piss on a plate in just about every conceivable manner.
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Release date: 12/27/2001
Reviewed on: 9/22/2018
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Ursula Moore, Jade, Philippe Dean, Roberto Malone, Rocco Siffredi, Ramon, Richard Langin, Bruno SX, Maria De Sanchez, Antonella del Lago, Kristina Varga, Olivier Sanchez
Directed by: Joe D'Amato
Review brief: A famed western gun- (and dick-) slinger, Rocco Siffredi, and his always-ready and ever-randy gang still can't say no to women in distress--especially when they're offering up some sweet, tight ass as payment--in "Outlaws 2" (1999), an overall-good, Old West themed sequel to the original from Joe D'Amato and Sin City.
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