fu_q's Movie Reviews (1214 - page 13)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/23/2018
Studio: Playboy
Review brief: Draped proudly in a flag sporting both Playboy logos and our nation's fine, red, white, and blue colors, the stunning, 1998 Playboy Playmate of the Year, Karen McDougal, peers out invitingly from her Video Centerfold boxcover. Indeed, she is both lovely and the vision of the all-American girl that the magazine so carefully cultivated under its several-decades long run with its founder, Hugh Hefner. As such, who would have thought that a scant 20 years later, this leggy, wholesome lass would be in the public eye again--and, in fact, more so than ever before--for all of the wrong reasons.
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Release date: 12/1/2004
Reviewed on: 2/17/2018
Studio: Caballero
Starring: Christy Canyon, Heather Wayne, Steve Drake, Candi, Billy Dee, Susan Hart, R. Bolla, Greg Rome, Rikki Blake
Directed by: Jack Remy
Review brief: It's a sexual free-for-all when two roofers, Steve Drake and Billy Dee, stumble upon a "sex clinic" whose doctor, R. Bolla, is far more interested in exploiting his female clientele's sexual proclivities and disorders than he is in curing them. Such is the case in "Doctor Desire", a very good, 1984 release from director Jack Remy and Caballero.
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Release date: 10/15/2001
Reviewed on: 2/17/2018
Studio: Vivid Wave
Starring: T.T. Boy, Christy Canyon, Joey Silvera, Tera Heart, Alicyn Sterling, Gerald Dupre
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: Transitioning from a hesitant and faithful wife into a wanton, lustful cougar, a beautiful, big-busted working woman (Christy Canyon) finds herself slowly drawn into a torrid affair with a younger, engaged co-worker (T.T. Boy) in "Twisted: A Portrait of a Different Color". A decent, 1990 flick from Paul Thomas and Vivid's Wave brand, this film offers up the adult film legend and hall-of-famer, Christy Canyon, whose stunning good looks, soft curves, and ample bosom have been lighting up the small screen since the mid-80's, in the bulk of its scenes.
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Release date: 3/9/2007
Reviewed on: 2/4/2018
Studio: LBO
Starring: Jerry Butler, Cody Nicole
Review brief: "Hot Shorts: Cody Nicole" is, as the name would imply, a brief (~30 minutes) 1987 release from LBO that offers up three scenes starring the blonde, anal babe of yesteryear, the lovely Cody Nicole.
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Release date: 9/30/2013
Reviewed on: 2/4/2018
Studio: Extreme Comixxx
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Cassidey, Anthony Rosano, Seth Gamble, Ryan McLane, Natalia Moore, Xander Corvus, Adrianna Luna, Christie Stevens, Macy Cartel, Natalie Moore
Review brief: After being gunned down and left for dead, a former Texas Ranger (Some Dude) dons a black mask cut from his fallen brother's clothes and goes after the perpetrators, Butch Cavendish (Anthony Rosano) and his gang of thugs, who have been on a tear terrorizing a small, Old West town. Indeed, presumed dead, Dude's out for vengeance as much as they're out for power and pussy, and plenty of all three end up being dished out as they clash along the way. Such is the case in "The Lone Ranger XXX", a very good, 2013 porn parody from Extreme Comixxx and director Jordan Septo.
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Release date: 12/13/2016
Reviewed on: 2/2/2018
Studio: Digital Playground
Starring: Derrick Pierce, Jada Stevens, Kleio Valentien, Michael Vegas, Brett Rossi, Jay Smooth, Katrina Jade, Aria Alexander, Donnie Rock
Review brief: It's a Dungeons & Dragons nerd's wet dream come true, when four beautiful, lingerie-clad babes sit around thefor a good ole-fashioned roll of the dice in "Quest", an overall-good, 2016 release from Holly Randall and Digital Playground.
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Release date: 3/9/2007
Reviewed on: 1/30/2018
Studio: LBO
Starring: Peter North, Nina Hartley, Blake Palmer, Susan Hart, Jessica Wylde
Review brief: "Hot Shorts: Susan Hart" is, as the name would imply, a brief (~30 minutes) 1986 release from LBO that offers up four scenes, three of which star the cute, brunette babe of yesteryear, the lovely Susan Hart.
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Release date: 3/9/2007
Reviewed on: 1/28/2018
Studio: LBO
Starring: Vanessa Del Rio, George Payne, Lesllie Bovee
Review brief: "Hot Shorts: Vanessa Del Rio" is, as the name would imply, a brief (~30 minutes) 1986 release from LBO that offers up three scenes starring the saucy, sexy Latina lover of yesteryear, the succulent Vanessa Del Rio.
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Release date: 3/9/2007
Reviewed on: 1/26/2018
Studio: LBO
Starring: Heather Wayne, Steve Drake, Rick Savage, Debra Lynn, Miles Moody, Ami Rodgers
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: "Hot Shorts: Heather Wayne" is, as the name would imply, a brief (~29 minutes) 1986 release from LBO that offers up three scenes starring the sexy, dirty-blonde babe of yesteryear, Heather Wayne.
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Release date: 3/9/2007
Reviewed on: 1/21/2018
Studio: LBO
Starring: Raven, Marc Wallice, Cara Lott, Craig Roberts
Review brief: "Hot Shorts: Cara Lott" is, as the name would imply, a brief (~30 minutes) 1986 release from LBO that offers up four scenes starring the sexy, blonde babe of yesteryear, Cara Lott.
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Release date: 2/20/2007
Reviewed on: 1/21/2018
Studio: LBO
Starring: Vanessa Del Rio, Seka
Review brief: "Hot Shorts: Seka" is, as the name would imply, a brief (~28 minutes) 1986 release from LBO that offers up two scenes "starring" the Platinum Princess of Porn, the elegant and stunning Seka.
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Release date: 2/20/2007
Reviewed on: 1/21/2018
Studio: LBO
Starring: Gina Carrera
Review brief: "Hot Shorts: Gina Carrera" is, as the name would imply, a brief (~29 minutes) 1986 release from LBO that offers up four, quick scenes starring the slender, well-toned, blonde beauty of yesteryear, the lovely Gina Carrera.
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Release date: 3/9/2007
Reviewed on: 1/21/2018
Studio: LBO
Starring: Laurie Smith, Jerry Davis
Review brief: "Hot Shorts: Laurie Smith" is, as the name would imply, a brief (~30 minutes) 1986 release from LBO that offers up four scenes starring the sexy, brunette beauty of yesteryear, the lovely Laurie Smith.
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Release date: 3/9/2007
Reviewed on: 1/21/2018
Studio: LBO
Starring: Crystal Breeze
Review brief: "Hot Shorts: Crystal Breeze" is, as the name would imply, a brief (~29 minutes) 1986 release from LBO that offers up three scenes starring the bubbly, brown-haired beauty of yesteryear, the lovely Crystal Breeze.
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Release date: 3/9/2007
Reviewed on: 1/21/2018
Studio: LBO
Starring: Raven
Review brief: "Hot Shorts: Raven" is, as the name would imply, a brief (~30 minutes) 1986 release from LBO that offers up three scenes starring the black-tressed beauty of yesteryear, the lovely Raven.
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Release date: 2/20/2007
Reviewed on: 1/21/2018
Studio: LBO
Starring: Ginger Lynn, Paul Thomas, Raven, Marc Wallice, Candi
Review brief: "Hot Shorts: Ginger Lynn" is, as the name would imply, a brief (~28 minutes) 1986 release from LBO that offers up three scenes starring the bubbly blonde babe of yesteryear and living legend, the lovely Ginger Lynn.
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Release date: 2/20/2007
Reviewed on: 1/21/2018
Studio: LBO
Starring: Christy Canyon, Marc Wallice, Erica Boyer, Harry Reems, Steve Powers, Dan T. Mann, Craig Roberts, Nick Niter
Review brief: "Hot Shorts: Christy Canyon" is, as the name would imply, a brief (~30 minutes) 1986 release from LBO that offers up three scenes starring the big-busted babe of yesteryear and living legend, the lovely Christy Canyon.
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Release date: 2/20/2007
Reviewed on: 1/21/2018
Studio: LBO
Starring: Athena Star
Review brief: "Hot Shorts: Athena Star" is, as the name would imply, a brief (~28 minutes) 1987 release from LBO that offers up two scenes starring the bleached blonde babe of yesteryear, the lovely Athena Star.
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Release date: 10/5/2004
Reviewed on: 1/20/2018
Studio: VCX
Starring: John Holmes, Robert Rose, Nancy Hoffman, Sandy Dempsey, Ric Lutze, Dianne Dale, Christine Carr, Linda Broome, Shelley Curtis, Jimmy Sharpe
Directed by: Kirdy Stevens
Review brief: Despite her virginal demeanor, Debbie (Nancy Hoffman) always finds herself in odd, borderline-coercive sexual situations...and it always seems to be her hot-to-trot, best-friend's, Marla Strangelove's (Dianne Dale's), fault. Such is the case in "Little Me & Marla Strangelove", a decent, 1978 release from VCX and director Kirdy Stevens.
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Release date: 2/7/2017
Reviewed on: 1/18/2018
Studio: Digital Playground
Starring: Eva Lovia, Misha Cross, Aria Alexander, Ella Hughes, Alessa Savage
Review brief: When a powerful, Twi'lek senator's daughter, Tyleah Daivik (Eva Lovia), is kidnapped helplessly in front of her, a young, Togruta bodyguard (Aria Alexander) and her bounty hunter pal, Dengar (Luke Hardy), set out on a desperate quest to save her from the seedy, Coruscant underground. Whether they'll find her and rescue her before it's too late, or whether she'll be subsumed into a life of sexual slavery and passed from one greedy pair of hands to another, remain the questions of the day. Of course, given the participants involved, the one thing that can be counted upon is a lot of hot and steamy schtupping along the way. Such is the case in "Star Wars Underworld: A XXX Parody", a very good, strong 4-star release from Digital Playground and director Dick Bush.
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Release date: 8/29/2017
Reviewed on: 1/17/2018
Studio: Digital Playground
Starring: Nacho Vidal, Nick Moreno, Jasmine Webb, Susy Gala, Jessa Rhodes, Misha Cross, Luke Hardy, Juan Lucho, Emilio Ardana, Canela Skin
Directed by: Dick Bush
Review brief: All holy hell breaks loose when a young woman who's out for revenge (Misha Cross) crosses paths with a quick-draw, quicker-fuck bounty-hunter (Jessa Rhodes) in the small, Old West berg of Bareback...and both the townsfolk and their targets, a badass bandito (Nacho Vidal) and his gang, better watch out. Such is the case in "Rawhide", a top-of-the-top, 2017 production from director Dick Bush and Digital Playground.
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Release date: 1/23/2018
Reviewed on: 1/17/2018
Studio: Digital Playground
Starring: Erik Everhard, Tony De Sergio, Lily LaBeau, Xander Corvus, Adriana Chechik, Antonio Black, Georgie Lyall, Axel Aces
Review brief: With her mind linked inextricably with that of the evil Kylo Ren (Xander Corvus), a young Jedi, Rey (Adriana Chechik), finds herself uncontrollably drawn into a diabolical trap. Whether her mentor, Luke Skywalker (Erik Everhard), will be able to save her from Ren's clutches, or whether she'll succumb fully and give herself to the Dark Side of the Force, remains to be seen. What's for certain, however, is that with Chechik leading the way and appearing in a majority of the scenes, there's going to be plenty of hot, hot fucking. Such is the case in "Star Wars: The Last Temptation", an exceptional, late-2017 release from Digital Playground and its DP XXX Parody line.
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Release date: 3/1/2005
Reviewed on: 1/16/2018
Studio: Caballero
Starring: Paul Thomas, Gina Carrera, Jamie Gillis, Tracey Adams, John Leslie, Eric Edwards, Keli Richards, Francois Papillon, Pat Manning, Kelly Fitzpatrick, F. Powers Gireau, Jennifer Lacy
Directed by: Tim McDonald
Review brief: Seeking inspiration, a good, ole-fashioned "who done it?" unfolds when a trashy, though popular, writer (John Leslie) and his lovely wife (Gina Carrera) take a trip across Europe on the Orient Express railway. Of course, along the way, a priceless gem is stolen, a murder is committed, and plenty of naughty nookie goes on. Such is the case in "Lust on the Orient Xpress", a very good, 1986 release from Caballero and director Tim McDonald.
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Release date: 8/9/2017
Reviewed on: 1/15/2018
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Angela White, Xander Corvus, Owen Gray, Casey Calvert, Markus Dupree, Small Hands, Abella Danger, Angel Smalls
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: Delving deeply into the darker parts of the human sexual psyche, the master-director, John Stagliano, offers up four intense sex scenes, each featuring one brand of crazy or another, in "Psychotic Behavior". An exceptional, 2017 release from Stagliano and his flagship company, Evil Angel, it's safe to say that "Buttman" is up to his old tricks again...and adding in some new ones along the way, as well. Indeed, there's a heavily anal-centered focus in this flick, which should come as no surprise given its auteur's nickname and past, but this time, coming along with it is a harsher, more disturbed tone.
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Release date: 6/11/2001
Reviewed on: 1/11/2018
Studio: Classic X
Starring: Peter North, Sharon Mitchell, Ron Jeremy, John Stagliano, Jacqueline Lorians, Melissa Melendez, Jerry Butler, Troy Tannier, Wendy Wong
Directed by: Jane Waters
Review brief: Few stories, if any, have transfixed the adult film industry--and put its very existence in peril--as that of a young Ms. Traci Lords, who rose to the top of the flesh heap in the mid-1980's, only to have it come out in siren-blazing style that she was underage for almost the entirety of her career. "Traci's Big Trick" (1987 Classic X) from Jane Waters and starring Jacqueline Lorians as Traci gives a fictionalized accounting of these events and of Ms. Lords' time in the X-rated film industry.
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