fu_q's Movie Reviews (1220 - page 16)
Release date: 10/30/2012
Reviewed on: 8/2/2017
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Billy Glide, Kylie Ireland, Tera Patrick, Kimberly Kane, Alec Knight, Derrick Pierce, Andy San Dimas, London Keyes, Lyla Storm, Jessie Andrews, Brendon Miller, Brooklyn Lee, Ana Foxxx
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: Things get personal when Kimberly Kane's raunchy, ragtag band of badass babes-for-hire, the Expendables, are contracted out to get involved in a tense situation on an island run by a strongman general. This is particularly true given that the general's daughter (Lyla Storm) who's been taken captive is also the love of Kane's life...and she'd do anything (...and anyone...) to have the chance to get her back. Such is the case in "This Ain't the Expendables XXX", an overall-good, 2012 parody release from Hustler Video and director Axel Braun.
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Release date: 12/13/2002
Reviewed on: 7/31/2017
Studio: Xplicit
Starring: Tom Byron, Lois Ayres, Brittany Stryker, F.M. Bradley, Melissa Melendez, Dick Rambone, Sheri St. Clair, Stacey Donovan, Herschel Savage, Taija Rae
Directed by: Alex deRenzy
Review brief: The maniacal, evil scientist, Dr. Penetration, is after everyone's souls, and the way that he intends to get them is through peeping in on their sexual fantasies...all with a diabolical, new invention. Of course, despite the fact that this nefarious plot actually works, the fantasies are hotter than hell, so it ends up being a win-win for both the viewer and for the good doctor alike. Such is the case in "Doctor Penetration", a very good, 1986 production from acclaimed director Alex DeRenzy.
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Release date: 9/4/2005
Reviewed on: 7/27/2017
Studio: Playboy
Starring: Carmella DeCesare
Review brief: Sometimes smooth-shaven and sometimes sporting a landing strip, the lovely, slender brunette and 2004 Playboy Playmate of the Year, Carmella DeCesare , puts the goods on full display in her short, softcore, PMOY video, "Playmate of the Year: Carmella DeCesare" (2004).
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Release date: 7/19/2007
Reviewed on: 7/26/2017
Studio: Historic Erotica
Review brief: "Nudie Cuties" (Historic Erotica) presents a variety of short sequences, all of which are quite soft (varying degrees of nudity and no actual sex), that include things like vintage babes in the bathtub, by the fire, on the bed, playing cards, fighting with one another, doing stripteases, and so on.
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Release date: 10/30/2014
Reviewed on: 7/26/2017
Studio: Historic Erotica
Review brief: "Pretty Little Darlings" (Historic Erotica) presents a variety of short sequences, most of which are quite soft (to the point of non-nudity), that include things like beauties playing and teasing outdoors and indoors alike, multiple burlesque-style routines from times past, and a couple of more "raunchy" offerings.
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Release date: 8/5/2002
Reviewed on: 7/23/2017
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Tom Byron, Paul Thomas, Debi Diamond, Ron Jeremy, Marc Wallice, Blake Palmer, Misty Regan, Desiree Cousteau, Veronica Hart, Shauna Grant, Jerry Butler, Paul Barresi, Karen Summer, R. Bolla, Laurie Smith, Rosa Lee Kimball, Aaron Stuart, George Payne, Gina Martell, Jane Kelton, Michael Gaunt, Jodi Swafford, Nicole Scent, Candida Royalle, Ken Starbuck
Directed by: Bill Eagle
Review brief: The frigid, disinterested mistress of an archaic mansion, Candida Royalle, and her philandering husband, Aaron Stuart, are not only having marital issues but are also having trouble keeping a good maid around. Of course, this is primarily because Aaron keeps fucking all of them, and Candida subsequently fires them. In to save the day ultimately pops a lovely witch, Veronica Hart, who takes on the role of the perfect (...and perfectly horny...) maid to help them all overcome their impediments. Indeed, in some ways akin to a kinky, darker version of "Mary Poppins", Veronica's character is a dick-raising, erotic enchantress who sates everyone's desires--and solves their various problems--with but a glance (...and her magical, multi-purpose pussy). Such is the case in "Delicious", an overall-good, 1981 film from director Bill Eagle that was re-released as part of an Adam and Eve "double feature".
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Release date: 6/27/2004
Reviewed on: 7/19/2017
Studio: Standard Digital
Starring: Tom Byron, Randy West, Ron Jeremy, Eric Edwards, Cara Lott, Karen Summer, Brook West
Directed by: Kirdy Stevens
Review brief: All holy, sexual hell breaks loose when a standoffish, single, working mother and secretary (Candy Cummings) marries the big-pimpin' ladies' man of the office (Randy West) who has been pursuing her, only to have it ultimately come to light that he previously fucked one of her daughters (Brooke West). Of course, awkward doesn't nearly describe the familial interactions that ensue as Brooke's and Randy's attempts at keeping their prior encounter a secret unravel...nor does it adequately describe the chicanery, deception, infidelity, and quasi-incest that follow. Such is the case in "Playing with Fire", an exceptional, 1983 release from Standard Video and famed director Kirdy Stevens.
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Release date: 5/25/2011
Reviewed on: 7/18/2017
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Lisa Ann, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Ron Jeremy, Jennifer Dark, Alec Knight, James Deen, Alexis Texas, Joslyn James, Raven Alexis, Jeremy Conway, Sarah Shevon, Lily LaBeau
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: New York City has been inundated with spooks and specters lately, and the only people who can stop them--and the evil demi-goddess whose return is bringing them about--are a ragtag group of failed semi-scientists, aptly named the Ghostbusters. Of course, this being a porn parody of the 80's classic, there's plenty of porking and pounding of both the natural and supernatural varieties along the way...which helps keep the viewers' interest (...and dicks...) up, as well. Such is the case in "This Ain't Ghostbusters XXX", a very good, 2011 release from Hustler Video and uber-director Axel Braun.
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Release date: 7/30/2012
Reviewed on: 7/1/2017
Studio: Combat Zone
Starring: Joachim Kessef, Thomas Lee, J.J., Jirka Cap, Steve Q., Lucy Bell, Linet Slag
Directed by: Joachim Kessef
Review brief: "Gangbang Mom" is a decent enough, 2012 release from director (and actor) Joachim Kessef and Combat Zone that essentially offers up two very similar, no-frills, "cougar"-themed gangbangs.
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Release date: 11/21/2002
Reviewed on: 6/30/2017
Studio: Collector's Video
Starring: Jamie Gillis, Ron Jeremy, John Leslie, Seka, Lisa De Leeuw, Kelly Nichols, Mike Ranger, John Seeman, Laurie Smith, Tyler Reynolds, Sonny, Jesse Adams, Angel Cash, Kandi Barbour, Tawny Pearl, Ken Yontz, Little Oral Annie, George Mitchell, David Rosen, Candida Royalle, Piper Smith, John Boland, Terri Dolan, Luis De Jesus, Sergei Novotny, Sanyen Sunny, Georgie Vegas, Clyde Wilcox, Doug Lear, Ken Conrad, Misha Boyko, Buddy Owen, Steve Lacey, Cathy Ebelt, Bonnie Benson, Delphy Meade, Pamela Bowman, Sparkie, Cathy Remund, Brenda Darling, Eve Bryna, Gloria Verver, Molly Manning, Jerilyn Hirsh, Camilla Bryant, Chris Garland, Serena [II] (classic)
Directed by: Svetlana
Review brief: The world is in crisis as the evil space demon, "Sugar Man" (Jamie Gillis), posing as an "innocent" South American dictator, spreads impotence across the planet via his country's tainted sugar. With his plans to exterminate the human race (and thereby clear the planet for his own kind) in full force, the super powers of the world find themselves desperately at one another's throats...and it turns out that only the stunningly beautiful blonde super-alien, "Ultra Flesh" (Seka), and her "Fleshettes" can save them...and the world. Such is the case in the aptly titled "Ultra Flesh", a very good, 1980 release from Svetlana and Collector's Video (as distributed by VCX).
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Release date: 1/14/2011
Reviewed on: 6/24/2017
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Brandon Iron, T.J. Cummings, Manuel Ferrara, Jennifer Dark, Sandra Romain, Sinn Sage, Tone Capone, Lefty Larue, Lee Bang, Sasha Grey, Bobbi Starr, D. Snoop
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: "Sasha Grey Expose" is a very good, 2010 release from director Jake Malone and Evil Angel that showcases the infamous Ms. Sasha Grey's scenes from a variety of sources, including two volumes of "Bitchcraft" (the second and the fourth), "Gangbang My Face", "Fuck Slaves", and "We Suck"...not in any specific order. Included in all of this is a five-guy blow-bang, two kinky lesbian sequences (the one with Bobbi Starr being award-worthy), and two girl/girl/boy menage-a-trois (the last of which with Sandra Romain and Manuel Ferrara is hot beyond words).
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Release date: 10/20/2014
Reviewed on: 6/22/2017
Studio: Video-X-Pix
Starring: Georgina Spelvin, Eric Edwards, Barbara Bourbon, Darby Lloyd Rains, Alan Marlow, David Savage
Directed by: Henry Paris
Review brief: When a wheeling-and-dealing businessman, played by Alan Marlow, suspects his ultra-active wife, the lovely blonde, Barbara Bourbon, of cheating on him during her various afternoon activities, only a pervy, self-described "peeping tom" and private eye, Eric Edwards, can help him uncover the truth. Of course, as it turns out, that truth may not be everything that it initially seems. Such is the case in "The Private Afternoons of Pamela Mann", an outstanding, 1975 release from Video-X-Pix (and DistribPix) and acclaimed director Radley Metzger.
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Release date: 1/12/2012
Reviewed on: 6/19/2017
Studio: DistribPix
Starring: Marc Stevens, Mary Stuart, Kevin Andre, Helen Madigan, Darby Lloyd Rains, Alan Marlow, Levi Richards, David Savage, Steve Anthony, Rita Davis, John Buco, Gerald Grant, Christina Hutton, Ronda Fuller, Alfie Holliday, Tom Dane
Directed by: Henry Paris
Review brief: When the female half of a married, television interviewing team (Darby Lloyd Rains) finds that her partner and husband (Levi Richards) is cheating upon her with a production assistant (Mary Stuart), she sets out upon a quest of sexual self-exploration and gratification. Of course, there are plenty of bumps along the way, as she goes from one bizarre encounter to the next, until she ultimately finds what she's looking for...which may be much closer to home than she actually thinks. Such is the case in "Naked Came the Stranger", a very good, 1975 release from DistribPix and acclaimed director Radley Metzger.
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Release date: 6/27/2000
Reviewed on: 6/19/2017
Studio: Caballero
Starring: Paul Thomas, Jamie Gillis, Georgina Spelvin, Don Fernando, John Leslie, Desiree Cousteau, Nancy Suiter, Robert Bullock, Turk Lyon, Stacy Evans, Frank Hollowell, Laurien Dominique, R.J. Reynolds, Richard Norris, Jaquita Johnson, Con Covert, Randy Roetman, Jerry Mills, Harold Lime, John F. Goff, Lesllie Bovee, Bonnie Werchan, Jean Clark, Gary Graver, Serena [II] (classic)
Directed by: Robert McCallum
Review brief: All bets are off when a struggling actor who also happens to be a smooth-talking ladies' man, Jamie Gillis, signs on to be a part of a plot hatched by a wealthy, Hollywood mogul to cheat his relatives (a sister and four nieces) out of their inheritance from his dying (...and wealthier...) anti-sex crusader of a brother. Of course, this is a porno, so Jamie and his pals (John Leslie and Paul Thomas) are tasked with bedding all of the women in the family (with proof) to demonstrate their profound lack of morality and to get them kicked out of the will. The only thing that might get in the way of such an "easy", foolproof plan? Love. Such is the case in "The Ecstasy Girls", an exceptional, 1979 release from Caballero and director Robert McCallum.
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Release date: 12/22/2008
Reviewed on: 6/18/2017
Studio: Combat Zone
Starring: Carlos, Wesley Pipes, Franco Roccaforte, Joachim Kessef, Michael Chapman, Manuela, Valentina Rossi, Joss Lescaf, Tony Brooklyn
Review brief: Having nothing to do with the mainstream film of a similar title, "Nightmare on Black Street" (Combat Zone, 2008) is essentially one, long, interracial gang-fucking of the blonde Czech lovely, Valentina Rossi , and her brunette, Euro-tart buddy, Mannella , in a nondescript living room.
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Release date: 5/25/2017
Reviewed on: 6/18/2017
Studio: Desperate Pleasures
Starring: JW Ties, Hope Harper
Directed by: Hope Harper
Review brief: Happy fucking Father's Day, all! (...literally...) On this fine day of honor for the semen shooters of the world who happened to hit the mark and make all of us, intentionally or not, I figured that it would only be right and fitting to commemorate the esteemed occasion with a little bit of the now-ubiquitous "daddy" fetish for all of you. (...Nothing creepy about that now, right?...) And who better to kick off such fuckstivities than the lovely Hope Harper, whose incest-tinged, jurassic-dicking adventures have both become the stuff of legend and also cemented her small-but-real spot in the niche-filled world of pornography (insert: golf-clap). As such, I review herein one of Ms. Harper's more recent forays into familial-themed raunch, the aptly titled teaser-and-pleaser, "Road Trips with Daddy". A very good, 2017 release from Desperate Pleasures and company, this film offers up the enthusiastic, slutty blonde in various scenes from the road with her main guy and "dad", JW Ties...
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Release date: 9/12/2001
Reviewed on: 6/17/2017
Studio: VCX
Starring: Randy West, Svetlana, Kelly Nichols, Cody Nicole, Pamela Jennings, Mike Ranger, Kevin James, Loni Sanders, Turk Lyon, Hillary Summers, Kandi Barbour, Nicole Black, R.J. Reynolds, Little Oral Annie, Sylvia Benedict, Copper Penny, Dana Dennis, Greg Michaels, Renee La Paz, Vicky Steele, Camilla Franklin, Eve Evans, Lynn Warlaumont, Kris Munroe, Terry Galko, Shirley McCracken, Kelly Hamilton, Pam Jalimov, Lucy Bush, Linda Wogoman, Wendy Pimknee, Sue Holland, Kathy Hesun, Trudy Mabsen, Sherrie Smith, Dawn Swenson, Jean King, Linda Reeves, Douglas Fairbank, Sam Lito, Alan Katz, Sam Kinney, Bill Owen
Directed by: Svetlana, David Frazer
Review brief: It's horny hi-jinks on the high seas when two dudes who are more desperate than they are smart, Randy West and Turk Lyon, hatch the brilliant plan of masquerading as women aboard an all-female cruise...just in the slim hopes of getting some action. Of course, just as their luck would have it, most of the women (...at least those whom they aren't molesting against their wills...) are more than happy to come upon some beef in their otherwise fish market of a vacation, and the ploy works. (Besides, it's always helpful to have a couple of brawny transvestites around when a bunch of pirates show up to spoil everyone's good time, right?) Such is the case in "Sexboat", a very good, 1980 release from Svetlana, David I. Frazer, and VCX.
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Release date: 5/29/2017
Reviewed on: 6/11/2017
Studio: Anatomik Media
Starring: Sarah Vandella, Hope Howell, Adriana Chechik
Directed by: Dan Humes, Rhiannon Humes
Review brief: When the reigning AVN Female Performer of the Year, Adriana Chechik, throws a dinner party, you just have to know that shit's going to get weird...and freaky...which is exactly what happens in "Messy Girls: The Last Supper", an overall-good, 2017 release from Anatomik Media (~66 minutes).
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Release date: 12/1/2003
Reviewed on: 6/10/2017
Studio: VCX
Starring: Joey Silvera, Tanya, Mimi Morgan, Margaret Silverman, Lynda Grasser, Chris Cooper, Robin Gagneur, Jamal Davis, Jimmy Howards, Henry Wills, Jack Lynn, James Rogers, Larry Witers
Directed by: Alan Vydra
Review brief: When a young student, Lynda Grasser, falls madly in love with her political science professor, Joey Silvera, on the first day of class, he finds that the only way to get her off of his back (...and to get her off of his mind, for that matter...) is to simply get off with her and then let her down...hard. Such is the case in "Finishing School", an overall-good, 1976 release from Lloyd Richards and VCA.
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Release date: 8/20/2017
Reviewed on: 6/10/2017
Studio: Command Cinema
Starring: Sharon Mitchell, Ron Jeremy, Tiffany Clark, Tammy, Anna Turner, R. Bolla, George Payne, Ron Hudd, Cecil Howard, Dave Ambrose, Sean Elliot, Tigr, Copper Penny, Tess Mayo, Jay Tripper, Lisa Be, Marilyn Gee, Pressley Carter
Directed by: Cecil Howard
Review brief: Living a superficial, upper-middle class life with his mundane, flimsy facade of a family, a mediocre psychiatrist (Ron Jeremy) finds himself stuck with an unfaithful wife (Lisa B.), who's cheating upon him with his best friend (George Payne) and also their daughter's quasi-boyfriend (Sean Eilliott). Thrown into the mix is said budding, but "invisible" daughter (Tigr), who's covertly exploring her own sexuality in all manner of bizarre and dangerous ways. Of course, for his part, Ron is cheating with a slew of prostitutes and his clingy secretary (Copper Penny), who happens to also be banging Payne, as well. On top of it all, Ron finds himself harassed throughout the film (during cut-scenes) by a large, talking white light, the identity of which is fairly easy to figure out, though it isn't formally revealed until the end of the flick. Such is the case in "Scoundrels", a very good, 1982 release from Command Video and acclaimed director, Cecil Howard.
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Release date: 12/24/2004
Reviewed on: 6/8/2017
Studio: VCX
Starring: Amber Lynn, Paul Thomas, Mike Horner, Nikki, Ron Jeremy, Nina Hartley, Tracey Adams, Nikki Randall, Kimi Gee, Eric Edwards, Rachel Ashley, Harry Reems, Jon Martin, Jessica Wylde, Alexis Greco, Robin Cannes, Herschel Savage
Directed by: Thomas Paine
Review brief: Fed up with cheating, noncommittal, douchey guys, a dynamic duo of biomedical researchers, played by the stunning and legendary Tracey Adams and Nina Hartley, take matters into their own hands (...and pussies...) in creating at first a synthetic, functioning, bionic cock...and then, ultimately, the body (Eric Edwards) to go along with it. Of course, their so-called "Monster" quickly gets out of hand, craving more sex than its two creators can provide...and how the beautiful babes will end up solving this problem whilst also maintaining their newfound life-form's integrity remains the burning question of the day. Such is the case in "Ultimate Lover", an exceptional, 1986 release from director Thomas Paine and VCX.
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Release date: 7/17/2003
Reviewed on: 6/5/2017
Studio: Collector's Video
Starring: Jamie Gillis, Ron Jeremy, Lynn Francis, Rachel Ashley, Kitten Natividad, Shauna Grant, Svetlana, Jerry Butler, Susan Hart, Cara Lott, Richard Pacheco, Laurie Smith, Tina Marie, Gloria Leonard, Rikki Blake, Pat Manning, Lauren Wilde, Gail Sterling, Kathy Kay, Monique Gabrielle, Lorelei Rand, Kristie Mann, Holly Christian, Greg Nett
Directed by: Svetlana, David Frazer
Review brief: Love is the last thing on his mind when a notoriously lecherous lothario, Jamie Gillis, sets out upon a quest to bed 15,000 women before his 35th birthday for an author, Jerry Butler, and a hefty prize. Of course, whether he's expecting it or not, love is exactly what he finds...and what threatens to get in the way of his big payday. Such is the case in "Bad Girls 4", a very good, 1986 release from Collector's Video (via VCX) and the directing duo of Svetlana and David I. Frazer.
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Release date: 5/22/2005
Reviewed on: 6/4/2017
Studio: VCA
Starring: Jamie Gillis, Lois Ayres, Lynn Francis, Careena Collins, Melissa Melendez, Dick Rambone, Candie Evans, Stacey Donovan, Taija Rae
Directed by: Alex deRenzy
Review brief: All holy, sexual hell (...literally...) breaks loose when a diabolical demon(ish?) in the form of a rundown, male stripper (played by Jamie Gillis) casts a spell on Careena Collins' otherwise-normal bachelorette party. Such is the case in "Baby Face 2", a very good, 1986 release from the acclaimed director, Alex deRenzy, and VCA.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/3/2017
Studio: VCA
Starring: Tianna, Eric Price, Mike Horner, Victoria Paris, Jamie Gillis, Jack Baker, Keisha, Marc Wallice, Lynn Lemay, Tracey Adams, Rachel Ryan, Fefe, Don Fernando, Tami Monroe, Jon Martin, Richard Pacheco, Fifi Bardot, Vicki Blair, Gene Carrera, Priscilla Love
Directed by: Alex deRenzy
Review brief: Distraught over dirty dreams, an innocent, God-fearing, young woman named Peaches (played by the big-busted brunette legend, Keisha) embarks upon a journey of self- (and sexual-) exploration that takes her on one hell of a wild (...and often awkward...) ride. Such is the case in "Pretty Peaches 3", a very good, 1989 release from acclaimed director, Alex deRenzy, and VCA.
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Release date: 5/10/2002
Reviewed on: 6/2/2017
Studio: VCA
Starring: Peter North, Jamie Gillis, Ron Jeremy, Buck Adams, Tracey Adams, Siobhan Hunter, Billy Dee, F.M. Bradley, Janette Littledove, Melissa Melendez, Ashley Brown, Ashley Welles, Ariel Knight, Herschel Savage, Jeanette Littledove
Directed by: Alex deRenzy
Review brief: When a naive, young woman named Peaches embarks upon a journey of sexual exploration and fulfillment, just about anything can (...and does...) happen along the way. This is particularly true when she finds herself an unwitting participant in her uncle's pervy, bizarro world, where sex and kink are as acceptable and commonplace as they are dirty. Such is the case in "Pretty Peaches 2", a very good, 1987 release from the acclaimed director, Alex de Renzy, and VCA.
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