fu_q's Movie Reviews (1214 - page 12)
Release date: 8/1/2018
Reviewed on: 8/11/2018
Studio: Aura Productions
Starring: Mark Wood, Ramon Nomar, Alex Gonz, Justice Young, Samantha Saint
Review brief: You love Samantha Saint. And Samantha Saint loves cock. Therefore, you love... (well, maybe not). Regardless, the first two statements are certainly true, and what's also true is that the curvy, blonde-haired, blue-eyed beauty is not only outrageously gorgeous, but she can fuck up a storm for the camera, as well. In few places has this been so fully demonstrated as it is in the aptly-titled (and newly released) "Samantha Loves Cock".
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Release date: 7/15/2016
Reviewed on: 7/21/2018
Studio: Plausible Films
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Steven St. Croix, Christy Canyon, Kylie Ireland, Paul Thomas, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Julia Ann, Janine Lindemulder, Shanna McCullough, Mike Horner, Brad Armstrong, Sunset Thomas, Sharon Mitchell, Ron Jeremy, Nina Hartley, John Stagliano, Georgina Spelvin, Jenna Jameson, Marilyn Chambers, Eric Edwards, Kay Parker, Veronica Hart, jessica drake, Constance Money, Kelly Nichols, Richard Pacheco, Kimberly Kane, Nic Cramer, Gloria Leonard, Herschel Savage, Nic Andrews, Nick Manning, Manuel Ferrara, Savanna Samson, Jesse Jane, Eva Angelina, Axel Braun, James Deen, Andrew Blake, Raven Touchstone, Johnny Keyes, Kayden Kross, Stoya, Capri Cavanni, Allie Haze, Sarah Shevon, Lily LaBeau, Chanel Preston, Ash Hollywood, Skin Diamond, Riley Reid, Ana Foxxx, Penny Pax, Bonnie Rotten, Casey Calvert, David Bertolino, Jacky St. James, Cass Paley, Mitch Spinelli, Ren Savant
Directed by: Eli Cross
Review brief: "X-Rated: The Greatest Adult Movies of all Time" is a good, albeit fluffy, documentary hosted by Chanel Preston that offers up about an hour-and-a-half's worth of material that puts forth its creators' views of the best that the adult genre has to offer. Documenting films both past and present, the selections start with the "Deep Throat" era and go up essentially through the modern day (...to, say, about five years ago).
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Release date: 2/13/2007
Reviewed on: 6/23/2018
Studio: LBO
Starring: Viper, Tiffany Storm, Ava Eden, Candy Mitchell, Johnny Hardin, Patty Arbuckle, Tina Bond
Review brief: "Bitches in Heat 6" is a short (~30 minutes), 1988 release from L.B.O. that packs four short sequences into its scant running time. Featured are the likes of Viper, Tiffany Storm, Sandra Nova, and so on... all of whom, while not horribly popular back in the day, are fairly decent in the sack.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/23/2018
Studio: Legend
Starring: Missy, Felecia, Caressa Savage, P.J. Sparxx, Racquel Lace, Sweety Pie, Fallon
Review brief: The beautiful, blonde dirty-girl of the 1990's, Missy, finds herself the subject of a police interview, as she recounts the events that led up to her on-campus gangbang by a bevy of hot and horny sorority sluts...all of whom were intent upon initiating her into their lusty, lesbian ways. Such is the case in "The Violation of Missy", an overall-good, 1996 release from Legend and director Jim Powers.
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Release date: 3/25/2005
Reviewed on: 5/22/2018
Studio: Video-X-Pix
Starring: Jamie Gillis, Bobby Astyr, Terri Hall, Kim Pope, Al Levitsky, Nikki Hilton, Linda Vale, Jeffrey Hurst, Nancy Dare, Roger Caine, Catherine Burgess, Douglas Wood, Grover Griffith, Laura Nicholson, Maria Taylor, Ultra Max
Directed by: Jonas Middleton
Review brief: A young heiress, played by the blonde beauty, Catharine Burgess, finds herself becoming more and more despondent, as her sexual obsession with a possessed mirror in the attic of her childhood manor grows. Of course, the mirror itself serves as a conduit to Hell, and its demonic inhabitant, played deftly by the master thespian himself, Jamie Gillis, is intent on beckoning her to the other side, where it can both own her soul and her sexuality for eternity. In so doing, it takes on the form of Catharine's deceased father, for whom her feelings are "complicated", at best, and whether she will ultimately succumb to its erotic seductions or escape from its clutches and return to a normal (albeit boring) life becomes the question of the day. Such is the case in "Through the Looking Glass", an exceptional, 1976 release from Video-X-Pix and director Jonas Middleton.
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Release date: 2/17/2010
Reviewed on: 5/20/2018
Studio: Mitchell Brothers
Starring: Marilyn Chambers, George McDonald, Tyler Reynolds, Johnny Keyes
Directed by: Artie Mitchell, James Mitchell
Review brief: "Inside Marilyn Chambers" is a very good, 1975 release from the Mitchell Brothers that plays very much like the true documentary that it portends to be. As such, for fans of classic porn, Ms. Chambers, and/or the inner-workings of the early industry, it is highly recommendable.
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Release date: 11/20/2005
Reviewed on: 5/12/2018
Studio: Caballero
Starring: Paul Thomas, Mike Horner, Erica Boyer, Misty Regan, Michael Morrison, Holly McCall, Lynx Cannon, Richard Pacheco, Blair Harris, Richard, Anna Turner, Loni Sanders, Fay Burd, Jesse Adams, Jackson, Nicole Black, Tigr, Chelsea McClane, Sonya Summers, Perry Mann
Directed by: Ken Gibb
Review brief: Giving the phrase "going postal" a whole new meaning, it's one special delivery after another when Loni Sanders, a mailwoman who's as horny as she is committed to her job, takes care of both co-workers and clients alike along her route in "Please... Mr. Postman". A fairly good, 1981 release from Caballero and director Louis Lewis, this flick finds both Ms. Sanders, as well as her customers, partaking in all manner of mail-inspired, sexual mayhem.
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Release date: 5/4/2010
Reviewed on: 5/12/2018
Studio: Strand Releasing
Starring: Sharon Mitchell, John Stagliano, Belladonna, Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer, Jim Powers, Mia Rose, Roxy Deville, Sasha Grey, Katja Kassin, Mark Spiegler
Directed by: Jens Hoffmann
Review brief: "9 to 5: Days in Porn" is an excellent documentary that provides raw and gritty snapshots of the lives of a variety of players in the adult film industry from its era...their highs, their lows, their ups, and their downs. Being several years old at this point, some of the individuals are no longer associated with the porn world, but it's still all recent enough for most followers of the industry to recognize everyone and to get a good inside glimpse of the various characters who make up this fascinating group.
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Release date: 2/13/2007
Reviewed on: 5/8/2018
Studio: LBO
Starring: Crystal Breeze, Blake Palmer, Steve Powers, R. Bolla, Blair Castle, Jesse Adams, Carol Tauber, Jody Love
Review brief: "Bitches in Heat 10" is a short (~30 minutes), 1988 release from L.B.O. that packs four short sequences into its scant running time. Featured are the likes of Crystal Breeze, Fawn Paris, Brooke Fields, and Andrea Adams... all of whom, while not horribly popular back in the day (save maybe Breeze), are fairly decent in the sack.
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Release date: 2/13/2007
Reviewed on: 5/5/2018
Studio: LBO
Starring: Marc Wallice, Renee Summers, Sandy Simmers, Kathlyn Moore, Heather Lane, Kim Castay
Review brief: "Bitches in Heat 5" is a short (~30 minutes), 1988 release from L.B.O. that packs a decent amount of punch into its scant running time. Featured are the likes of Renee Summers, Bunnie Blake, Sheer Delight, etc. ... all of whom, while not horribly popular back in the day (save maybe Summers), are hotter than hell in the sack.
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Release date: 2/13/2007
Reviewed on: 5/1/2018
Studio: LBO
Starring: Tom Byron, Rachel Ryan, Erica Boyer, Kevin James, Summer Rose, Crystal Lake, Roosevelt Jones, Viola Brown
Review brief: "Bitches in Heat 7" is a short (~30 minutes), 1988 release from L.B.O. that packs a decent amount of punch into its scant running time. Featured are the likes of Erica Boyer, Kristara Barrington, and Crystal Lake... all of whom were popular in their era.
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Release date: 2/20/2007
Reviewed on: 5/1/2018
Studio: LBO
Starring: Blake Palmer, Eric Edwards, Jesse Adams, Sylvia Benedict
Review brief: "Hot Shorts: Sylvia Benedict" is, as the name would imply, a brief (~30 minutes) 1986 release from LBO that offers up four scenes starring the leggy, blue-eyed blonde of yesteryear, the perky Sylvia Benedict.
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Release date: 2/20/2007
Reviewed on: 4/29/2018
Studio: LBO
Starring: Jodi Swafford
Review brief: "Hot Shorts: Jodi Swafford" is, as the name would imply, a brief (~30 minutes) 1986 release from LBO that offers up three scenes starring the brownish-blonde-tressed babe of yesteryear, the slender and sexy Jodi Swafford (a.k.a. Jacy Allen).
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Release date: 3/9/2007
Reviewed on: 4/29/2018
Studio: LBO
Starring: Renee Summers
Review brief: "Hot Shorts: Rene Summers" is, as the name would imply, a brief (~30 minutes) 1986 release from LBO that offers up three scenes starring the blonde, anal babe of yesteryear, the cutie-pie and dirty-girl Rene Summers.
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Release date: 2/20/2007
Reviewed on: 4/29/2018
Studio: LBO
Starring: Crystal Lake
Review brief: "Hot Shorts: Crystal Lake" is, as the name would imply, a brief (~30 minutes) 1987 release from LBO that offers up four scenes starring the frizzy-headed, strawberry-blonde, anal and IR babe of yesteryear, the lovely Crystal Lake.
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Release date: 4/27/2018
Reviewed on: 4/29/2018
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Starring: Crystal Holland
Directed by: Yancey Hendrieth
Review brief: When her mother wants to send her away to a camp in Montana for the summer, a hot-to-trot, young woman, Crystal Holland, decides to run away with her friends on one of their sailboats and sail halfway around the world. Of course, nothing could possibly go wrong with that idea...until Crystal's given the helm, hits a ship at night, and she and the boat's owner, Chaz St. Peters, end up as castaways on an island populated with monsters, cannibals, and Amazons...and they're all either angry or horny...or both. Such is the case in "King Dong", a subpar, 1985 release from Alpha Blue and director Yancey Hendrieth.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 4/27/2018
Studio: Pleasure
Starring: Ian Daniels, Steve Hatcher, Erika Bella, Shanna McCullough, Lauren Montgomery, Silvia Saint, Mickey G.
Directed by: Nic Cramer
Review brief: Consumed with a case that ultimately led to his father's demise, that of the "Femme Fatale" serial killer, a police detective (Vince Voyeur) finds himself slipping further and further into the bottle...and obsession. Helping him make sense of it all--and generally concerned for him--is his trustworthy and stunningly beautiful partner, Shanna McCullough, who's ready to stick by him until the end. Of course, just how that "end" will end up is the driving force of the film and remains entirely up in the air. Such is the case in "Looker", a very good, 1998 release from Pleasure and director Nic Cramer.
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Release date: 8/8/2007
Reviewed on: 4/25/2018
Studio: Legend
Starring: Desire Moore, Kelly Wells, Aiden Starr, Gwen Diamond, Brooke Scott
Directed by: Angela D'Angelo
Review brief: When their gay employer's (Brad Slater's) bitching, complaining, and outrageous demands get to be too much for them, a group of his maids led by the blonde badass, Aiden Starr , decide to take matters into their own hands...by turning him on to pussy. And if that doesn't work? Then at least they intend to turn him out (...as in, inside-out...) with a heaping helping of strap-on action. Such is the case in "Strap-On Maids", a decent, 2007 release from Legend and director Angela D'Angelo.
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Release date: 3/12/2003
Reviewed on: 4/8/2018
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Jill Kelly, Nick East, Tom Byron, Sindee Coxx, Mickey Lynn, P.J. Sparxx, Chasey Lain, Steve Drake, Tera Heart, Jay Ashley
Directed by: Paul Norman
Review brief: When Steve Drake comes home to find his girl, the incredible stunner from the 1990's, Chasey Lain, in bed under blue, satin sheets and masturbating with a wand vibrator...all in their candlelit bedroom, he opts to tease the frisky, young female with stories of various fetishes and encounters, instead of outright fucking her. Indeed, he keeps her edging along throughout, as the torrid tales unfold and fill her lusty imagination, getting her all riled up and also forming the basis of the film itself. Such is the case in "Wicked at Heart", an overall-good, 1995 release from Wicked Pictures and director Paul Norman.
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Release date: 2/20/2007
Reviewed on: 3/31/2018
Studio: LBO
Starring: John Stagliano, Misty Regan, Lynn Ray, Sandy Taylor
Review brief: "Hot Shorts: Sandy Taylor" is, as the name would imply, a brief (~30 minutes) 1986 release from LBO that offers up three scenes starring the slender babe of yesteryear, the lovely Sandy Taylor (a.k.a. Lynn Ray).
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Release date: 12/15/2000
Reviewed on: 3/29/2018
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Sana Fey, Raquel DeVine, Brad Armstrong, Sharon Mitchell, Mr. Marcus, Stephanie Swift, Melanie Stone, Herschel Savage, Sydnee Steele
Directed by: Jonathan Morgan
Review brief: A chance encounter with a wannabe ballerina and stripper, Stephanie Swift, finds a has-been boxer who's trying to make a comeback, Brad Armstrong, balancing his rekindled career with his heavy heart in "Knockout". An exceptional, 1998 release from Wicked Pictures and Jonathan Morgan, this film follows not only Brad's harsh story but also Stephanie's, as the two mutually try to put their lives back together after revealing their heartbreaking pasts.
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Release date: 2/13/2009
Reviewed on: 3/4/2018
Studio: Caballero
Starring: Tom Byron, Mike Horner, Debi Diamond, Joey Silvera, Jamie Gillis, Marc Wallice, Tracey Adams, Blake Palmer, Jeannie Pepper, Susan Vegas, Raven Richards, Lili Carati
Directed by: Alex deRenzy, Henri Pachard
Review brief: When an infamous criminal boss (Jamie Gillis) is threatened with deportation back to his native Italy by a lecherous, panty-wearing, prostitute-patronizing judge (Mike Horner), the only thing to do is to ask his pimp buddy (Joey Silvera) to set the good magistrate up. And when his buddy refuses, what's Gillis to do? Well...kidnap Silvera's gorgeous wife (Tracey Adams), of course, and make him. Such is the case in "The Whore", an overall-good, 1989 release from Caballero, Alex deRenzy, and Henri Pachard.
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Release date: 11/25/2002
Reviewed on: 2/24/2018
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Shay Sweet, Kelsey Heart, Ruby, Roxanne Hall, Missy, Felecia, Randy Rage, Charlie, Shayla LaVeaux, Dolly Golden, Stephanie Swift, Nici Sterling, George Kaplan, Brooke, Syren, Mandi Frost, Antonia
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: On the hunt for two friends who betrayed her in Arizona, the black-clad, gun-toting Missy (RIP) makes her way to a sleepy, (almost) all-girl town in the Old West. What she finds there instead of trouble, however, is a whole heapin' helpin' of horny pussy. Such is the case in "The Good the Bad and the Wicked", a very good, 1998 release from director Brad Armstrong and Wicked Pictures.
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Release date: 11/14/2002
Reviewed on: 2/24/2018
Studio: LBO
Starring: Christy Canyon, Ginger Lynn, Barbi, Candi, John Stagliano, Erica Boyer, Brittany Stryker, Craig Roberts
Directed by: Bobby Hollander
Review brief: "Fantasy World" is primarily a compilation from LBO that, along with recycled sex scenes from the days of yore, also includes an interesting music video featuring Ginger Lynn performing her pop single, "Fantasy World", with a faux-all-girl band. Somewhat reminiscent of the mainstream group of moderate success and of the same era, Vixen, this is certainly unique, if nothing else. (This single was later available on the "Porn to Rock" CD of the 1990's and can still be heard on YouTube.) Otherwise, this flick is pretty much straightforward sucky-and-fucky, with the highlights most definitely being the Christy Canyon, biker bar gangbang that never (ever) gets old, Ginger taking it in the bum from Marc Wallice poolside with an assist from Candi, and a crazy (but super-hot) scene involving Erica Boyer, Scott Taylor, a penis pump, and some auto-fellatio.
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Release date: 10/20/2009
Reviewed on: 2/23/2018
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Starring: Joey Silvera, Eric Edwards, Samantha Fox, Arcadia Lake, R. Bolla, Billy the Kid, Sweet Polly
Directed by: John Christopher
Review brief: Cheated by an unscrupulous, lustful banker and about to lose their ranch, what's a hard workin' (...and harder fuckin'...) country family to do? Well, if you're Molly Malone and her girls (Samantha Fox, Heather Young, and Daisey Mae), you strike up a partnership with Billy the Kid (Eric Edwards), start up a brothel, and get down to the lucrative business of boinking. Such is the case in "Pussycat Ranch", an overall-good, 1978 release from director John Christopher and Cal Vista.
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