Hot Shorts: Crystal Lake Review
LBO
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Reviewed by fu_q on 4/29/2018
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Review:
"Hot Shorts: Crystal Lake" is, as the name would imply, a brief (~30 minutes) 1987 release from LBO that offers up four scenes starring the frizzy-headed, strawberry-blonde, anal and IR babe of yesteryear, the lovely Crystal Lake. Kicking off with opening credits featuring the stunning Shanna McCullough playing the saxophone in the nude, the action quickly moves to Crystal, clad in sheer, black and red lingerie, and her fuck-buddy, Leon Dunn, getting down to business on a sofa in the living room (Scene One). Oral action in both directions follows, along with the use of a flesh-toned dildo on Ms. Lake, but the choppy playback (tested against another film on the service and after a restart) and other anomalies really hinder this one. Crystal sucks and jerks a facial out of Dunn in capping off this black-on-white affair. In Scene Two, the playback issues are gone, as Crystal sits upon a sofa looking at lezzy porn, when her brunette babe of a pal, Laurie Smith, dressed in red lingerie, pops in and pulls Lake out of her own nighty. A fingers-and-tongues, Sapphic sexing ensues, with both ladies sating one another's deepest, erotic desires...all as a Spanish-themed tune rolls out beneath their moans. Scene Three finds Crystal having her fantasies come true, as she gets not one, but two BBC's--those of Tony El-Ay and Diamond Cartier--at the same time. The guys quickly work their way up under her blue-polka-dotted, white skirt and into her light-blue panties, and she just as quickly stuffs both of their cocks into her mouth, sucking them down and rubbing them together all the way along. The dudes return the favor with some double-oral action on her, as well, and it isn't long before she's taking them rotisserie-style, with El-Ay ultimately pulling out of her from doggy and spunking up her bum, and Cartier letting go as she's blowing and stroking him. Hot stuff! In Scene Four, Crystal finds herself on the bed, getting pounded out by Marc Wallice. This one opens up mid-fuck, and he bangs her out vaginally and anally, all before squirting a load on her sweaty bush and tummy. Short but sweet! (This is a fairly good release for what it is, if one can get past the severe technical difficulties of the opening sequence.)
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Review:
"Hot Shorts: Crystal Lake" is, as the name would imply, a brief (~30 minutes) 1987 release from LBO that offers up four scenes starring the frizzy-headed, strawberry-blonde, anal and IR babe of yesteryear, the lovely Crystal Lake. Kicking off with opening credits featuring the stunning Shanna McCullough playing the saxophone in the nude, the action quickly moves to Crystal, clad in sheer, black and red lingerie, and her fuck-buddy, Leon Dunn, getting down to business on a sofa in the living room (Scene One). Oral action in both directions follows, along with the use of a flesh-toned dildo on Ms. Lake, but the choppy playback (tested against another film on the service and after a restart) and other anomalies really hinder this one. Crystal sucks and jerks a facial out of Dunn in capping off this black-on-white affair. In Scene Two, the playback issues are gone, as Crystal sits upon a sofa looking at lezzy porn, when her brunette babe of a pal, Laurie Smith, dressed in red lingerie, pops in and pulls Lake out of her own nighty. A fingers-and-tongues, Sapphic sexing ensues, with both ladies sating one another's deepest, erotic desires...all as a Spanish-themed tune rolls out beneath their moans. Scene Three finds Crystal having her fantasies come true, as she gets not one, but two BBC's--those of Tony El-Ay and Diamond Cartier--at the same time. The guys quickly work their way up under her blue-polka-dotted, white skirt and into her light-blue panties, and she just as quickly stuffs both of their cocks into her mouth, sucking them down and rubbing them together all the way along. The dudes return the favor with some double-oral action on her, as well, and it isn't long before she's taking them rotisserie-style, with El-Ay ultimately pulling out of her from doggy and spunking up her bum, and Cartier letting go as she's blowing and stroking him. Hot stuff! In Scene Four, Crystal finds herself on the bed, getting pounded out by Marc Wallice. This one opens up mid-fuck, and he bangs her out vaginally and anally, all before squirting a load on her sweaty bush and tummy. Short but sweet! (This is a fairly good release for what it is, if one can get past the severe technical difficulties of the opening sequence.)
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