fu_q's Movie Reviews (1214 - page 8)
Release date: 12/15/2004
Reviewed on: 6/24/2021
Studio: VCA
Starring: Jill Kelly, Tom Byron, T.T. Boy, Sindee Coxx, Bobby Vitale, Peter North, Shelby Stevens, Missy, Caressa Savage, Kylie Ireland, Jake Steed, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Crystal Breeze, Joey Silvera, Bionca, Tammi Ann, Emily, Jordan Lee, Paisley Hunter, Careena Collins, Sydney St. James, Miles Long, Micky Lynn, Clay Hyde, Sid Duce, Edward Electric
Directed by: Jim Holliday
Review brief: Rule #1 at the Burton Allen Institute is "No bras and no panties" and boy do the lovely ladies who make up its student body take it seriously in "Car Wash Angels". A very good, 1996 release from director Jim Holliday and VCA, this flick features a massive cast that''s a veritable who''s who in the industry of its era...all partaking in the Carwash Management program of the school''s hokey curriculum. Full of multiple short sex scenes and some longer ones (including an all-girl orgy), this production falls into line with other such offerings from the director during the time-frame. Indeed, Holliday was a master of the big-cast, super-cheesy, bimbo-driven blowout in the mid-90''s, and on this premise, this one certainly does not disappoint.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/22/2021
Studio: VCA
Starring: Tom Byron, Peter North, Scott Irish, Debi Diamond, Victoria Paris, Joey Silvera, Buck Adams, Selena Steele, Lynn Francis, Ray Victory, Tori Welles, Debi Hansen, April West, Pamela Rose, Richard Pacheco, Alex Horn
Directed by: John Leslie
Review brief: They always say that the crazy ones are the most fun, and this is no doubt the case for Tori Welles, who plays the part of a woman with multiple personalities...all but one of which is a total sex fiend. Indeed, Welles'' character transforms from one identity (and outward appearance) to another, as she compulsively fucks her way through what seems like half the town...apparently enjoying every minute of it. Such is the case in "The Chameleon", an exceptional 1989 release from director John Leslie and VCA.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/18/2021
Studio: Caballero
Starring: Jeanna Fine, Peter North, Randy West, Ashlyn Gere, Rocco Siffredi, Jon Dough, Danielle Rogers, Zara Whites, Samantha Strong, Fallon, Sabre, Valerie Stone, Sunny McKay, Shieka, Ashley Lauren, Julia Parton, Nikki Wilde, Kristina King
Directed by: Andrew Blake
Review brief: The year is 1990, and in Beverly Hills, first-class beaver is Ashlyn Gere''s business...and business is booming. Of course, running a high-end escort service for the elite and the wealthy comes with certain unique risks and eventualities, a fact of which Ashlyn is keenly aware. So goes "Secrets", a beautifully captured and tastefully erotic--though still exceedingly hot--release from director Andrew Blake and Caballero.
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Release date: 9/4/2006
Reviewed on: 6/16/2021
Studio: Ninn Worx
Starring: Jeremy Steele, Dee [II] (classic female), Brooke, Sledge Hammer, Monica Mayhem, Nick Manning, Jassie, Jean Val Jean, Scott Nails, Nevaeh, AJ Bailey, Ruby Flame, Heather Vuur
Directed by: Michael Ninn
Review brief: A battle (...and boffing...) of Biblical proportions is brewing, as a cadre of shadow demons are behind a spate of unexplainable disappearances...portending an epic showdown of good vs. evil. Of course, stuck in the middle of it all is a troubled priest-turned-detective, Nick Manning, who''s lost both his family and his faith, but who may yet find purpose in his life. So goes "Sacred Sin", an exceptional 2006 release from director Michael Ninn and executive producer Eddie Van Halen (yes... THAT Eddie Van Halen, RIP). At times grim and at times even grotesque, yet always visually stunning, this production offers up spectacular cinematography and a captivating (though sometimes slightly difficult to fully follow) storyline in delivering its foreboding, horror-inspired themes.
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Release date: 11/15/2004
Reviewed on: 6/13/2021
Studio: VCA
Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Mike Horner, Heather Hart, Marc Wallice, Jonathan Morgan, Lacy Rose, Devon Shire, Kyle Houston, Christina Appleighe, Tiffany Minion
Directed by: Gregory Dark
Review brief: All bets are off when a chance glimpse of a neighbor''s pussy changes a humdrum insurance salesman, Jonathan Morgan, from a normal, everyday dude into a raving, vagina-crazed lunatic. Indeed, Morgan''s transformation is almost instantaneous, as his obsession with the "crease" fuels his every action, quickly taking over his relationships with his friends and his wife, Tiffany Million, and ultimately leading him down a dark and demented path. So goes "The Creasemaster", an exceptional 1993 release from director Greg Dark and VCA.
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Release date: 4/20/2004
Reviewed on: 6/13/2021
Studio: VCA
Starring: Tony Tedeschi, P.J. Sparxx, Tiffany Million, Heather Hart, Rocco Siffredi, Crystal Wilder, Marc Wallice, Jon Dough, Francesca Le, Brittany O'Connell, Cody O'Connor, Nikki Dial, Lacy Rose, Danyel Cheeks, Cal Jammer, Terry Thomas, Leanna Foxxx
Directed by: Gregory Dark
Review brief: Hot, raw, and gritty, director Greg Dark delivers the dirty deeds in "New Wave Hookers 3", the third of its fabled line. An exceptional 1993 release from VCA and the master auteur, this flick offers up the finest of filth and fornication in true Dark style. Featuring Jon Dough and Crystal Wilder as a down-on-their-luck couple relegated to living in a beat-up shack of a home and surviving on dog food, Dough recognizes that his wife''s talent for giving blowjobs could easily be monetized...and raise them out of poverty. The problem? Wilder''s reluctance. "Fortunately" (or not?) for Jon, a rich, maniacal pimp/scientist (Tiffany Million) has a song to remedy that...
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/13/2021
Studio: Vivid
Starring: Asia Carrera, Dyanna Lauren, Brittany Andrews, Felecia, J.R. Carrington, Chasey Lain
Directed by: Toni English
Review brief: It''s beaches, boffing, and betrayal when the gorgeous Chasey Lain and delectable Dyanna Lauren are chosen to fly out and headline the opening of Marc Wallice''s new strip club in the Hawaiian Islands. Of course, complicating matters, Marc already has a star dancer out that way in the form of Asia Carrera, and it doesn''t help that Dyanna''s wandering-eyed videographer boyfriend, Colt Steel, tags along, as well. Needless to say, all sorts of trouble--and naughty, sandy-bummed nookie!--is certainly possible. So goes "Hawaii", a very good mid-90''s release from Vivid and director Toni English.
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Release date: 10/9/2018
Reviewed on: 4/25/2021
Studio: Digital Playground
Starring: Charles Dera, Xander Corvus, Lauren Phillips, Jessa Rhodes, Abella Danger, Kira Noir
Directed by: Stormy Daniels
Review brief: A take-off on the modern take-off of the cheesy, late-1980''s women''s wrestling program, "G.L.O.W." (which ultimately gave us Tiffany Million, by the way), 2018''s "Blow: A DP XXX Parody" offers up a fun--although not horribly intricate--foray into the fucking and fornication that every porn fan wished had been in the original. An overall-good release from director Stormy Daniels and Digital Playground, this flick is presented in four separate episodes...all captured upon one disc.
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Release date: 1/11/2021
Reviewed on: 4/11/2021
Studio: Command Cinema
Starring: Sharon Kane, Sharon Mitchell, Joanna Storm, John Leslie, Eric Edwards, Kay Parker, Veronica Hart, Tina Marie, George Payne, Sean Elliot, Michael Bruce, Kurt Mann, Adam De Haven, Rikki Harte, Bram Arnold
Directed by: Cecil Howard
Review brief: Hired to ghost-write a book by a wealthy socialite (Kay Parker), Eric Edwards encounters--and takes advantage of--a world in which just about everyone is corrupt. From Parker''s and her husband''s (John Leslie''s) cheating ways to an au pair with sticky fingers (Rikki Harte) to Edwards'' quasi-girlfriend/stripper (Tina Marie), everybody seems to have an angle. The only innocent one? Parker''s and Leslie''s blind daughter (Joanna Storm)...who''s naively looking for love. So goes "Firestorm", an exceptional 1984 release from director Cecil Howard and Command Video.
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Release date: 1/11/2021
Reviewed on: 4/10/2021
Studio: Command Cinema
Starring: Sharon Mitchell, Joey Silvera, John Leslie, Eric Edwards, Samantha Fox, Michael Morrison, R. Bolla, Cecil Howard, Gail Sterling, Susan Nero, Tigr, Rikki Harte, R. Allen Leider, Raymond Lester, Barry Black, Francis Hesse, Nancy Leigh, Stanley Welsh, Selene Elgin, Brad Woodford, Michael Novak, Anne Randall, Anthony Gary, Charles Glass, Shelby Waite, Samuel R. Gary
Directed by: Cecil Howard
Review brief: From its catchy opening score, cleverly-cut credits, and nostalgic shots of old-school New York City, it''s clear that the audience is in for a fun and sexy treat with "Spitfire", an exceptional 1984 release from director Cecil Howard and Command Video. Reproduced beautifully at Hotmovies.com, this production is in many ways pornographic poetry in motion from start to finish. Exquisitely captured and edited, this film is centered around a corrupt professor-turned-politician (R. Bolla) whose "chastity belt" agenda has caught on nationally and is bringing in millions. Of course, he''s actually a perv and a fraud, his daughter (Tigr) is an insatiable nymphomaniac, and his wife (Samantha Fox) is a gold digger in every sense of the word. Needless to say, the storyline is intricate, well-crafted and comical, the acting is superb throughout, and the end result is a true Golden Age classic that should not be missed.
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Release date: 12/17/2020
Reviewed on: 4/7/2021
Studio: Deeper
Starring: Manuel Ferrara, Derrick Pierce, Seth Gamble, Ryan McLane, Adriana Chechik, Isiah Maxwell, Kenna James, Brock Doom, Lena Paul, A.J., Dante Colle, Gianna Dior, Maitland Ward, Gabbie Carter, Scarlit Scandal, Avery Cristy, Troy Francisco, Scotty P., Sly Diggler
Directed by: Kayden Kross
Review brief: A well-known professor and documentarian whose expertise and notoriety derive from her past as a sex worker and her contemporary studies in adult fare challenges her students to create something pornographic as their final course project. In so doing, she pushes the limits of their perceptions, imaginations, and experiences, while simultaneously testing boundaries of her own. So goes "Muse: Season One" an utterly exquisite release from director Kayden Kross and her Deeper brand.
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Release date: 5/1/2018
Reviewed on: 3/21/2021
Studio: Pure Taboo
Starring: India Summer, Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, Small Hands, Abella Danger, Kenzie Reeves
Directed by: Joanna Angel
Review brief: A fateful, step-family encounter and a purported pregnancy set off a chain of events that threatens to derail a troubled and struggling young man''s (Small Hands'') future. Wanting nothing more than to get out of the trailer park and break the cycle of poverty, Hands finds himself at the intersection of education and mediocrity--of desire and dreams--and despite the obvious instigators, he is in many ways his own worst enemy. So goes "A Trailer Park Taboo", an exceptional release from Pure Taboo and director Joanna Angel.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 3/7/2021
Studio: Vivid Wave
Starring: Jeanna Fine, Savannah, Carl Esser, Henri Pachard, Christy Canyon, Peter North, Mickey Ray, Britt Morgan, Scott Irish, Jon Dough
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: With a coquettish smile that can melt hearts and an innocent, sexual nonchalance, the lovely blonde legend, Savannah, plays the part of a young porn actress ("Scarlet") who finds herself unfairly charged with obscenity for one of her roles.
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Release date: 9/29/2020
Reviewed on: 3/7/2021
Studio: Adult Time
Starring: Steve Holmes, Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, Ryan Keely, Kenzie Reeves, Shawn Alff
Directed by: J-Vera
Review brief: Poking fun (and dicks) at the whole faux-cest genre that's taken over a fairly large share of the adult market these days, "Unrelated X" parodies porn's own bizarre, keep-it-in-the-family proclivities in a distinctly comical--albeit brief--form.
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Release date: 12/9/2019
Reviewed on: 12/1/2020
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Brad Armstrong, Jake Adams, Vicki Chase, Jayden Cole, Karla Kush, Avi Love
Directed by: Holly Randall
Review brief: Out of tragedy, a young woman (Avi Love) afflicted with amnesia after a car accident and an attempted suicide discovers a newfound path in life in "Finding Rebecca".
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Release date: 10/23/2019
Reviewed on: 11/30/2020
Studio: Wicked
Starring: India Summer, Tommy Pistol, Ryan McLane, Alexis Fawx, Van Wylde, Karla Kush, Kenzie Taylor
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Life gets complicated for a nerdy programmer, Tommy Pistol, when he rolls out a dating app whose algorithm is incredibly accurate at matching compatible people. Indeed, as his invention takes off, its success attracts all manner of sordid types, from an opportunistic ex-"girlfriend", India Summer, to a team of ravenous tech poachers, Van Wylde and Kenzie Taylor, who will stop at nothing to undercut its value and buy Tommy out. The only person with a chance to save him from these vultures? Pistol's street-smart and savvy partner, the lovely Alexis Fawx. So goes "iLove", a very good, 2019 release from Wicked Pictures and director Mike Quasar.
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Release date: 1/21/2020
Reviewed on: 11/25/2020
Studio: Pure Taboo
Starring: Steve Holmes, Tommy Pistol, Angela White, Charles Dera, Bree Daniels, Isiah Maxwell, Lucas Frost, Alina Lopez, Bella Rolland
Directed by: Bree Mills, Eric Falardeau
Review brief: Offering up two new, terrifying featurettes, "Under the Bed 2" from Pure Taboo picks up on the dark and disturbing path where the opener left off.
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Release date: 12/27/2019
Reviewed on: 11/22/2020
Studio: Pure Taboo
Starring: Joanna Angel, Michael Vegas, Small Hands, Katrina Jade, Emma Hix, Emily Willis, Lacy Lennon
Directed by: Joanna Angel, Fred August
Review brief: Redefining the horror-porn genre with two terrifying featurettes, 'Within' and 'The Night They Came for Lacy', directors Joanna Angel and Fred August offer up "Under the Bed".
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Release date: 9/3/2020
Reviewed on: 11/21/2020
Studio: Burning Angel
Starring: Joanna Angel, Mike Quasar, Small Hands
Directed by: Small Hands
Review brief: While many of us were sitting on the couch, getting fat, and watching the world fall apart, the dynamic duo of Small Hands and Joanna Angel decided to put their quarantine time to more productive use and create one of the paramount adult features of the year...all by themselves. Shot in essentially a single location and featuring only Hands, Angel, and Mike Quasar (remotely), the pair's new horror-porn mash-up, Lana (from Burning Angel), is simultaneously unique, terrifying, and erotic.
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Release date: 8/1/2007
Reviewed on: 11/18/2020
Studio: VCA
Starring: Tom Byron, Debi Diamond, Heather Lee, Bionca, Marc Wallice, Kelly Royce, Nikki Wilde
Directed by: Gregory Dark
Review brief: From a charismatic and delusional, escaped mental patient and pimp (Rip Hymen) who's obsessed with keeping his colon full of shit (literally) to silver-clad, anus-inhabiting invaders from another planet, it's safe to say that "Between the Cheeks 2" is fucking bizarre.
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Release date: 4/21/2004
Reviewed on: 11/14/2020
Studio: VCA
Starring: Jack Baker, Lois Ayres, Maria Tortuga, Pat Manning, Tony El-Ay, Robbie Dee, Bubba the Black, Doobie Brown, Helene Detroit, Kitty Duvall, Diedra Hopkins, Fast Talking Sammy
Directed by: Gregory Dark
Review brief: Led by the coolest cat of the 80's, Jack Baker (RIP), a handful of jive-talking fella's hang out in a tiny, dingy apartment whose walls are plastered with centerfolds, as they smoke weed and bull-shit around about their exploits with white women. Of course, the various tall-tales come to life--true or not--as they play out on the screen. So goes "Let Me Tell Ya 'Bout White Chicks", a good, 1984 release from directors Donald Dash and, of course, the infamous Gregory Dark.
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Release date: 10/30/2018
Reviewed on: 11/14/2020
Studio: Gravitas Ventures
Starring: Christy Canyon, Jenteal, Tera Patrick, Herschel Savage, Manuel Ferrara, Buck Angel, Joanna Angel, Jenna Presley, Kayden Kross, Priya Rai, Michael Vegas, Bonnie Rotten, Abigail Mac, Romi Rain, Aubrey Kate, Kira Noir, Nicolette Shea
Directed by: Brittany Andrews
Review brief: "After Porn Ends 3" from Gravitas Ventures (2018) and available on Netflix is the third installment in its documentary series that tracks the lives of well-known porn performers typically after their careers in front of the bright lights and the all-capturing camera have ended.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/14/2020
Studio: VCA
Starring: Patricia Kennedy, Tom Byron, T.T. Boy, Jake Steed, Randy Spears, Raven, Jamie Gillis, Ashley Nicole, Racquel Darrian, Rocco Siffredi, Marc Wallice, Selena Steele, Zara Whites, Dizzy Blonde, Christian Parker, Jimmy Pike, Derek Lane, Jerry Lee, Jay Roth
Directed by: John Leslie
Review brief: Dripping with raw eroticism and the supernatural, John Leslie's 1991 release, "The Curse of the Catwoman", finds a lusty litter of exhibitionist cat-people (think: werewolves or vampires, but as cats) stalking their prey--and sating their sexual appetites--at an upscale, downtown nightclub. Led by the luscious and lascivious lovely, Raven (their presumed "Supreme"), everything's going great for the group...until they take in Raven's "naive" sister, Selena Steele, that is. So goes this exceptional and uber-erotic production from Leslie and VCA that, if it has nine lives, it uses them all in delivering this dirty treat.
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Release date: 3/19/2001
Reviewed on: 10/9/2020
Studio: VCX
Starring: Jamie Gillis, John Leslie, Annette Haven, Jon Martin, Richard Pacheco, Dorothy LeMay, Chris Hopkins
Directed by: Anthony Spinelli
Review brief: A reunion brings back unsettled (and raunchy) memories and offers up an opportunity to patch up the past in "High School Memories", a very good, 1980 release from director Anthony Spinelli.
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Release date: 3/27/2019
Reviewed on: 10/4/2020
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Kleio Valentien, Jessy Jones, Jasmine Jae, Eliza Ibarra, Gianna Dior
Directed by: Jessy Jones
Review brief: Jessy Jones offers up four smokin' hot scenes with even hotter babes in "Jessy's Girls 2", a very good, 2019 release from Evil Angel. Luring them in with tickets to events and a good time, Jessy parades his ladies around town and various locations, before ultimately turning them out in true, reality-based gonzo style. Incorporating plenty of public nudity, tease, and play--along with scorching sex--this release is fun, and oh so dirty.
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