Sex Boat (VCX) Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  6/17/2017

**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film streaming on the AdultEmpire.com Unlimited service. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**

Review:
It's horny hi-jinks on the high seas when two dudes who are more desperate than they are smart, Randy West and Turk Lyon, hatch the brilliant plan of masquerading as women aboard an all-female cruise...just in the slim hopes of getting some action. Of course, just as their luck would have it, most of the women (...at least those whom they aren't molesting against their wills...) are more than happy to come upon some beef in their otherwise fish market of a vacation, and the ploy works. (Besides, it's always helpful to have a couple of brawny transvestites around when a bunch of pirates show up to spoil everyone's good time, right?) Such is the case in "Sexboat", a very good, 1980 release from Svetlana, David I. Frazer, and VCX. Featuring a stellar female cast that includes the likes of Kandi Barbour, Loni Sanders, Copper Penny, Kelly Nichols, Sylvia Benedict, and so on, this one certainly isn't short on high quality gash. Indeed, the ladies are top-notch, many, and varied here. Moreover, the sex is not only hotter than hell, but it's well-captured, and it fits in nicely with the plot, which--while getting awfully close to jumping the shark in its later moments--is still fairly good...and comical. There's really a lot to recommend this release--the babes, the storyline, the heat--despite the off-putting turn-off that a couple of guys running around in drag essentially the entire time might evoke in some viewers. As such, fans of any of the women (...or of beautiful, Golden Age ladies, in general...), comical adult fare, and/or the directorial combination's features and stylings are going to want to look into this one. It's worthy and then some. Check it out! Hands down and dicks up, it's a winner!

In terms of the sex, Scene One finds a pissed-off, uber-wealthy businessman, Kevin James, forcing his cheating wife, the lithe and exotic Loni Sanders, to get it on with her lover, Mike Ranger, in front of him and as he directs the action (oral, vaginal ; facial). In Scene Two, Kevin continues his revenge upon his unfaithful wife by dragging her out to the pool nude, tying her up, and then banging two chicks who just happen to be there, the fire-crotched Copper Penny and the leggy blonde, Caroll Ann Jackson...all as she looks on (oral--both, vaginal--both ; cum-shot on Penny's inner-thigh). (Loni's going on the cruise as further punishment...) Separately, Scene Three has the lovely blonde "virgin", Sylvia Benedict, spreading her legs, hiking up her dress, and playing with her panty-less pussy for her driver whilst her oblivious, rich aunt sits beside her, castigating her on the way to the cruise. In Scene Four, Turk Lyon molests Linda Reeves and Hillary Summers in the shared ladies' quarters after sneaking aboard and before they figure out that she's a he. Once they do recognize reality, they're up for a quick escape to fuck it out in private (oral--both, vaginal--both ; pop on Reeves' backside out of doggy). Meanwhile, in Scene Five, Randy does the same with a sleeping Terry Galko (vaginal). Scene Six brings together two deck hands, the blonde Dana Dennis and the short-haired brunette, Kelly Nichols, for some playful, 69'ing, girl-on-girl fun on the upper deck of the boat (fingers and tongues). In Scene Seven, Randy and Turk force their way into a hot-tub with an extraordinarily beautiful, brunette ship's officer, the lovely Kandi Barbour (RIP), who doesn't take much convincing to let down her guard...and to open up her legs (oral--both, vaginal--both ; Kandi sucks and jerks Lyon to a facial and Randy deposits a shot on her backside). Scene Eight pairs up Turk and the ready and randy redhead, Pamela Jennings, under the table at a ship's dance (oral, vaginal, titty-fuck ; spurting cum-shot on her tummy and bush). In Scene Nine, Dana Dennis, Kelly Nichols, Linda Reeves, Renee LePaz, and Vicky Steele trap Turk in a cabin and ravenously devour him (...poor bastard...). They trade off fucking him and sucking his dick (oral, vaginal ; Lyon ejaculates a bit on some of their feet). Scene Ten has a pirate, Greg Michaels, "forcing himself" upon Nicole Black in the engine room (oral), while in Scene Eleven, another pirate, Douglas Fairbank, does the same to the big-titted Little Oral Annie (oral, vaginal ; money-shot on her tummy). The pirate leader, R.J. Reynolds, saves himself for the blonde ship's captain, Cody Nicole, boarding her sweet body in the control room (Scene Twelve ; vaginal ; load on her bush). Finally, in Scene Thirteen, Turk and the stunning blonde, Sylvia Benedict, have a celebratory romp in her quarters (oral, vaginal ; spurting pop-shot on her tummy and bush). Hot stuff...from sticky start to fornicating finish...and plenty of fun along the way!