It's horny hi-jinks on the high seas when two dudes who are more desperate than they are smart, Randy West and Turk Lyon, hatch the brilliant plan of masquerading as women aboard an all-female cruise...just in the slim hopes of getting some action. Of course, just as their luck would have it, most of the women (...at least those whom they aren't molesting against their wills...) are more than happy to come upon some beef in their otherwise fish market of a vacation, and the ploy works. (Besides, it's always helpful to have a couple of brawny transvestites around when a bunch of pirates show up to spoil everyone's good time, right?) Such is the case in "Sexboat", a very good, 1980 release from Svetlana, David I. Frazer, and VCX.

Many moons ago, when I would come home from college, I had access to a group of xxx titles to watch in my Dad's top-loading VCR. SEX BOAT (1980 and 2006 VCX) was one of those flicks. Directed by David I. Fraser and Svetlana, written and edited by Fraser, SEX BOAT is a crazy concoction that's part SOME LIKE IT HOT, part LOVE BOAT plus some pirates are thrown in for good measure. A couple of dolts dressed like women (Turk Lyon and Randy West) are stowaways on an all girls cruise and lame comedy antics ensue. However, SEX BOAT stays afloat because of the most incredible cast of beautiful female performers ever assembled for a xxx film. They don't make 'em like this anymore and this 2006 VCX dvd presentation of the 80 minute film looks and sounds terrific.