Lone Ranger XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody, The Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  2/4/2018

**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film streaming on the AdultEmpire.com Unlimited service. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**

Review:
After being gunned down and left for dead, a former Texas Ranger (Some Dude) dons a black mask cut from his fallen brother's clothes and goes after the perpetrators, Butch Cavendish (Anthony Rosano) and his gang of thugs, who have been on a tear terrorizing a small, Old West town. Indeed, presumed dead, Dude's out for vengeance as much as they're out for power and pussy, and plenty of all three end up being dished out as they clash along the way. Such is the case in "The Lone Ranger XXX", a very good, 2013 porn parody from Extreme Comixxx and director Jordan Septo. Featuring authentic sets, excellent and intricate costuming, and genre-specific themes, this film is likely to far exceed expectations. To be sure, while many porn parodies are subpar or even frankly awful, this one is not. It offers up a solid and sexy western experience, it is fairly true to its source material [save a female Tonto (Adrianna Luna), which is a plus for a porno], and its sex is not only smokin' hot but also incorporates elements of the plot, further raising the temperature. While the storyline is admittedly simple and is the area that could have been improved upon the most, it's good enough to keep things going and to imbue the proceedings with the proper thematic feel. As such, fans of adult parodies, the Lone Ranger, the 19th century American west, and/or Septo's other work are probably going to want to check this one out. It's stroke-worthy.

In terms of the sex, Scene One finds two members of Butch's gang, Seth Gamble and Xander Corvus, taking the gift that their boss has given them. Of course, that gift is the smooth-shaven, natural-breasted, brunette bawdy girl, Natalie Moore, who is more than happy to oblige them on her bed. Before long, they have her black and gold outfit slipped aside and both take her orally and vaginally in a variety of positions. Consecutive cum-shots on the face finish off this dirty dicking. Hot! In Scene Two, the super-sultry, cat-like brunette, Cassidey, sheds her elaborate, period-specific, black-and-purple outfit to give her guy, another outlaw, Some McLane, a quick and sexy roll in their tent, before he heads out on a heist. Cassidey simply exudes sex with her erotic utterances throughout, really raising the heat in this desert scorcher, and a sloppy pop-shot all over her pussy and ass-hole brings this naughty, oral and vaginal tryst to its conclusion. Very nice! Scene Three has Butch (Anthony Rosano) taking the has-been sheriff's, Evan Stone's, blonde, backstabbing bimbo of a wife, Macy Cartel, right in front of him whilst he's locked in his own cell. Macy's into it, and it isn't long before her pink and black dress drops, and Rosano works her over with his tongue...and his cock. She returns the oral favors, and the pair pounds it out right there in the jail in multiple positions. In capping off this fine fucking, Anthony partially unloads on Cartel's open pussy and then stuffs it in her mid-ejaculation for a cream-pie. She oozes some of his cum out and gives his seed a taste or two (...or three). Very good! In Scene Four, the blonde, ivory-hued saloon keeper and town madame, Christie Stevens, puts the moves on the sheriff, Evan Stone, after he's opted to retire. Of course, he's receptive to her advances, and the two go at it on a table in the jail. Stevens looks great with her smooth-shaven snatch, and this multi-position oral and vaginal romp culminates in a facial and some post-cum head for the lovely Christie. Sweet (...and salty?...)! Scene Five finally pairs up the Lone Ranger (Some Dude) with his childhood friend and committed, future-sidekick, Tonto (Adrianna Luna), for a steamy, celebratory sexing in her teepee. Soft, tanned, and sweet, Luna looks luscious here, and Dude does as his name would imply, drilling her orally and vaginally until ultimately popping on her face (a bit) and her chest / tummy. Good flick...much better than expected! Worthy of a watch.