Good, the Bad and the Wicked, The Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  2/24/2018

**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film streaming on the AdultEmpire.com Unlimited service. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**

Review:
On the hunt for two friends who betrayed her in Arizona, the black-clad, gun-toting Missy (RIP) makes her way to a sleepy, (almost) all-girl town in the Old West. What she finds there instead of trouble, however, is a whole heapin' helpin' of horny pussy. Such is the case in "The Good the Bad and the Wicked", a very good, 1998 release from director Brad Armstrong and Wicked Pictures. Featuring an all-star cast of top-notch crotches of its day, this 20 year old flick still holds its own in the production values category with its authentic sets, realistic environments, exceptional costuming, and well-captured sex. Likewise, it effectively evokes the feel of the American West throughout, all served up artistically and erotically. The sex itself--while exclusively of the lesbian variety, with nary a dick to be found--is generally quite steamy, as well, albeit fairly standard and heavily reliant upon the stunning good looks of its cast and the film's overall theme. Storyline-wise, things could be better, as most of the action takes the form of disconnected tales recounted to Missy upon her arrival. There's enough there to hold it all together, but it does largely come off as a series of themed vignettes. So...while fans of features (or gonzo, for that matter) probably aren't going to like this one, Old West fanatics likely will, as will fans of beautifully-displayed, 1990's style, all-girl action. For the right crowd, which is admittedly limited these days, it's definitely worth a look.


In terms of the sex, two badass western babes, Charlie and Stephanie Swift, get down to some fingers and tongues business at the stable in a somewhat-random (...though certainly hot...) encounter (Scene One). In Scene Two, Syren, as a Native American, and Shayla LaVeaux, as a cowgirl, get it on side-by-side outside of a barn with a Union soldier, Stephanie Swift, and a dark-clad cowgirl, Brooke, in a raucous, lick-and-finger romp. The hay isn't the only thing that's flying as these four ladies juice one another up and trade partners all do-si-diddle style. Ultimately, various vibrators and a strap-on (nothing anachronistic about any of that, of course) make their way into the fray, and the heat rises. Among the highlights in this sequence is the super-hottie, Stephanie Swift, taking a hard strapping from the one and only Shayla LaVeaux. Hot! Scene Three offers up a three-girl lez-fest, as two soiled doves, Dolly Golden and Randi Rage, take care of a gun-belted cowgirl, Antonia, at the local saloon. Sexy labia-lappin', clit-flickin', and 69'in' ensue in this steamy, bar-top encounter. In Scene Four, two homesteaders, Nici Sterling and Roxanne Hall, take a break from washing clothes on the outskirts of town and, instead, clean one another's pussies...with their tongues and fingers. Taking place by an old wagon in a grassy field, this is another hot one, as the two lovely lasses lick and lap at each other in earnest and penetrate one another digitally. Scene Five pairs up the lovely, blonde, gun-toting outsider, Missy, and the big-busted, red-haired, local barber, Ruby, for some sensual girl-on-girl lovin' back at Ruby's shop. This one is another fine Sapphic affair, complete with the standard lesbian trappings, all served up with a smile (...a vertical smile, that is). In a bit of role reversal, Missy also shaves off Ruby's little tuft of pubes with a straight-blade razor. (So hot.) In Scene Six, the chap-clad, tassel-coated local law, Mandi Frost, gives the Zorro-like bandito, the stunning Felecia, her "last request"...which, of course, is pussy. In no time, the two have dropped their clothes to the floor and buried their faces in one another's crotches. Yet another sexy girl-girl encounter ensues...right there at the jail. Scene Seven has Missy catching up with the two blonde lovelies who swindled her before, Kelsey Heart and Shay Sweet, out at their gold mining stake. Apparently, they've hit pay-dirt, and Missy wants her cut...and their cunts. A super-steamy, lesbian threesome follows, with plenty of pussy-eating and fingering along the way. As things progress, a couple of silver vibrators are unholstered, and they ultimately find their way up both Sweet's and Missy's tight, tanned asses...all at the hands of Ms. Heart. The side-by-side visuals are impressive here, and when all is said and done, Missy gets what she came for...a reckoning and a piece of tail. Very hot stuff.


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