Blue Ice (Vinegar Syndrome) Review
Vinegar Syndrome
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Category: Classic , Feature film , High Definition
Directed by: Phil Marshak
Starring: Paul Thomas, Shanna McCullough, Ron Jeremy, Jacqueline Lorians, Herschel Savage
Released on: 3/29/2016
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Reviewed by fu_q on 5/15/2019
**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film streaming on the AdultEmpire.com Unlimited service. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**
Review:
A smooth-talking, San Francisco card dealer, Herschel Savage, finds himself caught up in a diabolical, murderous plot of world domination, when he's hired by Jamie Gillis and his enigmatic mistress, Jacqueline Lorians, to seek out a magical book of prophecies originally sealed by God due to its extraordinary power. Little does Hersch know, however, but a group of aphrodisiac-wielding, Nazi relics from World War II--now hiding out in South America--are also after the tome, as they intend to employ it in reestablishing the glory that was their cherished Third Reich. Such is the case in "Blue Ice", an exceptional--albeit quirky and somewhat bizarre--1985 release from director Phil Marshak and Vinegar Syndrome. Marked by a strong plot with a variety of moving pieces, this film manages to keep everything together (Nazis, ancient civilizations, magical books, aphrodisiacs, South America, San Francisco, etc.) and delivers an engrossing experience from start to finish. Indeed, it is a captivating enough watch to take in in a single sitting or to come back to simply to finish off the storyline. Likewise, the sex is fairly steamy (and realistic), as well, with the likes of the mysterious Jacqueline Lorians, the loveable Shanna McCullough, and the beautiful Danielle--among others--all turning out strong, plot-relevant performances. Of course, it goes without saying that the production values are top-notch, as this flick has been restored and re-released by Vinegar Syndrome, the quality of whose work is always unquestionable. As such, for those who are interested in vintage features, quirky, historically-related adult fare, and/or who are fans of the various participants involved, this film is definitely worthy of a watch. It's nostalgic nookie goodness, all wrapped up in an oddball plot that only the 1980's could conjure up. In other words... Hands down and dicks up, it's a winner!
In terms of the sex, Scene One finds two dicks-out, Nazi officers, Francois and Bill Margold, along with their older, big-titted blonde fraulein, Helga Sven, taking advantage of a young, South American "peasant", the gorgeous Adrienne Bellaire, who's been given a will-bending aphrodisiac. This all occurs as the creepy, Nazi mastermind, Reggie Nalder, looks in. Only Francois actually penetrates Adrienne in this one--briefly in doggie-style before popping on her ass--and the only action that Margold sees is to jerk off on Sven's tits. In Scene Two, the luscious arm-candy of Jamie Gillis, a big spender in San Francisco, Jacqueline Lorians, gives the protagonist and super-cool card dealer, Herschel Savage, a quick and sexy, bar-side suck-and-tug that finishes with a load on her elbow-length glove. Scene Three has Jamie Gillis getting a little action of his own with Ms. Lorians, as the seductress sucks and fucks him until he drops one on her bush and porcelain-hued tummy. In Scene Four, Ron Jeremy (a client) gets rough with Herschel's hooker roommate, the redheaded legend, Shanna McCullough, in their shared living area. Ron more or less forces himself upon her, as he hikes up her miniskirt, pulls aside her panties, and fucks her...all in an effort to get his "money's worth". A facial for Ms. McCullough--and a broken bottle over the head for Jeremy at the hands of Savage--cap off this harsh boinking. Scene Five brings together Herschel Savage and a blonde cutie who claims to be the daughter of a former owner of the book he's seeking, Danielle, in the sauna at her apparently deceased father's home. They fuck it out orally and vaginally in a handful of hot and heavy positions before Danielle jerks Savage's sausage to a creamy spurt on her tummy and thigh. In Scene Six, Helga Sven has Herschel's drunkard buddy, Paul Thomas, tied up and beaten down upon a bed. Of course, he's nude... and Helga's never been one to pass up an opportunity for some "unique" interrogation techniques... so she beats the cum out of him with her hand and upon her ample bosom, all as she tries to pry him for information. Scene Seven finds Herschel Savage finally getting a full taste of the enigmatic, porcelain-hued, French pastry, Jacqueline Lorians, back at his apartment. The brunette beauty is looking phenomenal, and Hersch wastes no time in putting his dick in her. The pair rolls through a couple of oral and vaginal positions, all of which ultimately culminates in a pop-shot on Lorians' tummy. In Scene Eight, the lovely Jacqueline Lorians has been captured, drugged with the aphrodisiac, and restrained by the Nazi contingent in San Francisco. Of course, her treatment quickly turns sexual--and she almost as quickly gets into it--at the hands of Helga Sven and Francois. Francois eats, fingers, and fucks her, all as Ms. Sven questions her about the missing book. A facial out of a BJ eventually finishes off this fine, frolicking fun. Hot stuff from sticky start to fornicating finish! Definitely worthy.
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Review:
A smooth-talking, San Francisco card dealer, Herschel Savage, finds himself caught up in a diabolical, murderous plot of world domination, when he's hired by Jamie Gillis and his enigmatic mistress, Jacqueline Lorians, to seek out a magical book of prophecies originally sealed by God due to its extraordinary power. Little does Hersch know, however, but a group of aphrodisiac-wielding, Nazi relics from World War II--now hiding out in South America--are also after the tome, as they intend to employ it in reestablishing the glory that was their cherished Third Reich. Such is the case in "Blue Ice", an exceptional--albeit quirky and somewhat bizarre--1985 release from director Phil Marshak and Vinegar Syndrome. Marked by a strong plot with a variety of moving pieces, this film manages to keep everything together (Nazis, ancient civilizations, magical books, aphrodisiacs, South America, San Francisco, etc.) and delivers an engrossing experience from start to finish. Indeed, it is a captivating enough watch to take in in a single sitting or to come back to simply to finish off the storyline. Likewise, the sex is fairly steamy (and realistic), as well, with the likes of the mysterious Jacqueline Lorians, the loveable Shanna McCullough, and the beautiful Danielle--among others--all turning out strong, plot-relevant performances. Of course, it goes without saying that the production values are top-notch, as this flick has been restored and re-released by Vinegar Syndrome, the quality of whose work is always unquestionable. As such, for those who are interested in vintage features, quirky, historically-related adult fare, and/or who are fans of the various participants involved, this film is definitely worthy of a watch. It's nostalgic nookie goodness, all wrapped up in an oddball plot that only the 1980's could conjure up. In other words... Hands down and dicks up, it's a winner!
In terms of the sex, Scene One finds two dicks-out, Nazi officers, Francois and Bill Margold, along with their older, big-titted blonde fraulein, Helga Sven, taking advantage of a young, South American "peasant", the gorgeous Adrienne Bellaire, who's been given a will-bending aphrodisiac. This all occurs as the creepy, Nazi mastermind, Reggie Nalder, looks in. Only Francois actually penetrates Adrienne in this one--briefly in doggie-style before popping on her ass--and the only action that Margold sees is to jerk off on Sven's tits. In Scene Two, the luscious arm-candy of Jamie Gillis, a big spender in San Francisco, Jacqueline Lorians, gives the protagonist and super-cool card dealer, Herschel Savage, a quick and sexy, bar-side suck-and-tug that finishes with a load on her elbow-length glove. Scene Three has Jamie Gillis getting a little action of his own with Ms. Lorians, as the seductress sucks and fucks him until he drops one on her bush and porcelain-hued tummy. In Scene Four, Ron Jeremy (a client) gets rough with Herschel's hooker roommate, the redheaded legend, Shanna McCullough, in their shared living area. Ron more or less forces himself upon her, as he hikes up her miniskirt, pulls aside her panties, and fucks her...all in an effort to get his "money's worth". A facial for Ms. McCullough--and a broken bottle over the head for Jeremy at the hands of Savage--cap off this harsh boinking. Scene Five brings together Herschel Savage and a blonde cutie who claims to be the daughter of a former owner of the book he's seeking, Danielle, in the sauna at her apparently deceased father's home. They fuck it out orally and vaginally in a handful of hot and heavy positions before Danielle jerks Savage's sausage to a creamy spurt on her tummy and thigh. In Scene Six, Helga Sven has Herschel's drunkard buddy, Paul Thomas, tied up and beaten down upon a bed. Of course, he's nude... and Helga's never been one to pass up an opportunity for some "unique" interrogation techniques... so she beats the cum out of him with her hand and upon her ample bosom, all as she tries to pry him for information. Scene Seven finds Herschel Savage finally getting a full taste of the enigmatic, porcelain-hued, French pastry, Jacqueline Lorians, back at his apartment. The brunette beauty is looking phenomenal, and Hersch wastes no time in putting his dick in her. The pair rolls through a couple of oral and vaginal positions, all of which ultimately culminates in a pop-shot on Lorians' tummy. In Scene Eight, the lovely Jacqueline Lorians has been captured, drugged with the aphrodisiac, and restrained by the Nazi contingent in San Francisco. Of course, her treatment quickly turns sexual--and she almost as quickly gets into it--at the hands of Helga Sven and Francois. Francois eats, fingers, and fucks her, all as Ms. Sven questions her about the missing book. A facial out of a BJ eventually finishes off this fine, frolicking fun. Hot stuff from sticky start to fornicating finish! Definitely worthy.
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