Prisoner of Paradise (Vinegar Syndrome) Review
Vinegar Syndrome
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Category: Classic , Feature film
Directed by: Bob Chinn
Starring: Mai Lin, Nikki Anderson, John Holmes, Seka, Gail Palmer, Sue Carol, Jade Wong, Jayne Paygan, Elmo Lavino, Brenda Vargo
Released on: 9/9/2014
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Reviewed by fu_q on 11/10/2018
**Note – This review is based upon the Vinegar Syndrome version of the film, streaming on AdultEmpire.com's Unlimited service. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases. Likewise, the Vinegar Syndrome version of this film is exceptional in its quality and adds substantially to its value and watchability relative to other versions. If you're going to look into this flick, be sure to pick up--or watch--this version.**
Review:
An already-bereft, World War 2 Navy man, John Holmes, finds himself stranded and fending for himself on a near-deserted island in the South Pacific after his ship goes down out at sea. Compounding his problems, he soon discovers that he's not alone in this "paradise", as the Nazis have set up a small, nearby radio-monitoring camp staffed by a pervy, lushy letch of a commander and his two carnal-crazy fraulein underlings. In attempting to rescue a pair of nurses also held captive at the camp, Holmes soon finds himself both a prisoner, as well, and at the mercy of this kinky, sadistic, Hitler-obsessed crew. Such is the case in "Prisoner of Paradise", a very good re-release from Vinegar Syndrome and directors Gail Palmer and Bob Chinn. As campy and stereotypical as can be, this film features Holmes in yet another "hero" type role, complementing his Johnny Wadd persona well, as the young dick-slinger must rely upon his wits...and his massive cock...to save the ladies and the day. While not possessing of the most intricate of plots, this flick does have enough of one to keep the viewer's attention, and its bizarre (at least in a modern context) premise plays perfectly for fans of vintage, over-the-top cheese-and-sleaze. Indeed, this film is as fun as it is ridiculous, and--while not superior in its sex, either--still packs enough of an erotic punch to get the job done. For those looking for something a bit different in their classics, though still relatively well done, and in a distinctly campy vein, this one's worthy of a look.
In terms of the sex, Scene One features a flashback sequence to John Holmes and his Asian lover, Mai Lin, giving it a go just prior to his fateful voyage. Taking place in Lin's sheer-canopied bed, the vaginal schtupping that ensues is slow, sensual, sexy, and focused upon her pleasure. In Scene Two, a blonde Nazi bimbo, Seka, rapes a captive American nurse, Brenda Vargo, as her female German buddy holds her down upon a desk at the camp. The literal tongue-lashing that Brenda receives from Seka is almost as sexy as the figurative one that she gets from Seka's partner-in-crime is bad. Scene Three finds Holmes captured by the Nazis, including Sue Carol and Seka, who force themselves upon him at gunpoint..."poor bastard". John performs oral on Carol and then gives it to Seka vaginally, eventually popping on her tummy, while Carol masturbates with her gun (externally). In Scene Four, the Nazi commander makes the other captive nurse, the dishwater blonde Jayne Paygan, briefly blow Holmes in front of him and his frauleins...all after Sue Carol whips out Holmes' massive meat and gives him a few quick strokes. Scene Five, a continuation of the prior segment, has Holmes relegated to the corner, as the commander instructs his underlings, Seka and Sue Carol again, to lez out with Paygan. They do as their told with fingers and tongues by Seka and some R-rated action by Carol. Then, the commander once again forces Holmes to fuck Paygan, this time after violently throwing her over a desk. Oral and vaginal action follows and culminates in a facial (Scene Six). In Scene Seven, Holmes' Asian guard who's taken a liking to him, Jade Wong, blows and fucks him in the holding tent, as he flashbacks to the encounter with his girl, Mai Lin, from Scene One. No spoilers, so I'll just leave it there... Corny porny stuff from sticky start to fornicating finish! Definitely worth a watch.
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Review:
An already-bereft, World War 2 Navy man, John Holmes, finds himself stranded and fending for himself on a near-deserted island in the South Pacific after his ship goes down out at sea. Compounding his problems, he soon discovers that he's not alone in this "paradise", as the Nazis have set up a small, nearby radio-monitoring camp staffed by a pervy, lushy letch of a commander and his two carnal-crazy fraulein underlings. In attempting to rescue a pair of nurses also held captive at the camp, Holmes soon finds himself both a prisoner, as well, and at the mercy of this kinky, sadistic, Hitler-obsessed crew. Such is the case in "Prisoner of Paradise", a very good re-release from Vinegar Syndrome and directors Gail Palmer and Bob Chinn. As campy and stereotypical as can be, this film features Holmes in yet another "hero" type role, complementing his Johnny Wadd persona well, as the young dick-slinger must rely upon his wits...and his massive cock...to save the ladies and the day. While not possessing of the most intricate of plots, this flick does have enough of one to keep the viewer's attention, and its bizarre (at least in a modern context) premise plays perfectly for fans of vintage, over-the-top cheese-and-sleaze. Indeed, this film is as fun as it is ridiculous, and--while not superior in its sex, either--still packs enough of an erotic punch to get the job done. For those looking for something a bit different in their classics, though still relatively well done, and in a distinctly campy vein, this one's worthy of a look.
In terms of the sex, Scene One features a flashback sequence to John Holmes and his Asian lover, Mai Lin, giving it a go just prior to his fateful voyage. Taking place in Lin's sheer-canopied bed, the vaginal schtupping that ensues is slow, sensual, sexy, and focused upon her pleasure. In Scene Two, a blonde Nazi bimbo, Seka, rapes a captive American nurse, Brenda Vargo, as her female German buddy holds her down upon a desk at the camp. The literal tongue-lashing that Brenda receives from Seka is almost as sexy as the figurative one that she gets from Seka's partner-in-crime is bad. Scene Three finds Holmes captured by the Nazis, including Sue Carol and Seka, who force themselves upon him at gunpoint..."poor bastard". John performs oral on Carol and then gives it to Seka vaginally, eventually popping on her tummy, while Carol masturbates with her gun (externally). In Scene Four, the Nazi commander makes the other captive nurse, the dishwater blonde Jayne Paygan, briefly blow Holmes in front of him and his frauleins...all after Sue Carol whips out Holmes' massive meat and gives him a few quick strokes. Scene Five, a continuation of the prior segment, has Holmes relegated to the corner, as the commander instructs his underlings, Seka and Sue Carol again, to lez out with Paygan. They do as their told with fingers and tongues by Seka and some R-rated action by Carol. Then, the commander once again forces Holmes to fuck Paygan, this time after violently throwing her over a desk. Oral and vaginal action follows and culminates in a facial (Scene Six). In Scene Seven, Holmes' Asian guard who's taken a liking to him, Jade Wong, blows and fucks him in the holding tent, as he flashbacks to the encounter with his girl, Mai Lin, from Scene One. No spoilers, so I'll just leave it there... Corny porny stuff from sticky start to fornicating finish! Definitely worth a watch.
Hit me up on Twitter, if you'd like... (@PornOfYore)
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