Crucifixio Jones's Movie Reviews with Trailers (148 - page 6)
Release date: 11/7/2004
Reviewed on: 12/2/2004
Studio: 3rd Degree
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Starring: Mark Wood, Mark Ashley, Jennifer Luv, Rio Mariah, Gia Paloma, Jenaveve Jolie, Paola Rey, Benjamin Brat
Directed by: Danny Case
Review brief: Chicks & Salsa 2004, 1 hours 53 minutes 3rd Degree Directed by Danny Case Starring: Gia Paloma & Mark Wood, Jennifer Luv, Jenaveve Jolie & Jean Val Jean, Paola Rey, Rio Mariah & Benjamin Brat [ /image ] --> The Knowledge: Most famous for shooting the first three sweltering hot volumes of Zero Tolerances Internal Cumbustion as well as their School of Cock, Danny Case jumped ship with another former ZT director, Chris Streams and now shoots exclusively for 3rd Degree. While not nearly as prolific yet as his partner-in-crime, Case has still managed to release the awesome Double Her Pleasure, New Releases and the upcoming Cum Beggars. If those two are any indication of what I have to look forward to here, I cant wait to begin... The Action: [ /image ] --> Gia Paloma Gias on deck to start things off and boy I never realized what a shapely ass she has. Shes come a long way weight-wise; just looking at her youd never guess she used to be a little larger. Also congratulations to her on her recent deals with No Boundaries Pictures and Astrux Entertainment.
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Release date: 10/11/2004
Reviewed on: 11/19/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Simona, Justin Slayer, Melanie Crush, Boz, Isabel Ice, Mia Bangg, Isobel, H.J., Luissa Rosso
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Big Booty White Girls 2004, 2 hours 12 minutes Evil Angel Directed by Justin Slayer Starring Somina, Melanie Crush, Luissa Rosso, Mia Bang, Isabel Ice [ /image ] --> The Knowledge: [ /image ] --> Ass movies are all the rage lately. Its not that ass ever went out of style but it seems like for the longest it was almost taboo for a white dude to admit that he dug a chick that had some junk in her trunk. Buttman brought all these secret ass worshippers out of the closet and made it okay to say, yes, I like ass. Jules Jordan carries on the tradition proudly but honestly, who knows more about ass than a brother? Justin Slayers been shooting bitches with back for forever and really never considered it anything special or a big deal; thats just what him and his crew were always into. But now Justin and his Pipe Layers now film under the Evil Angel umbrella and in the employ of the original Buttman himself.
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Release date: 10/26/2004
Reviewed on: 11/9/2004
Studio: 3rd Degree
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Starring: Katie Gold, Chris Charming, Dillion Day, Lee Stone, Trinity, Mr. Pete, Mick Blue, George Uhl, Neeo, Julie Silver, Jane Darling, Cytherea
Directed by: Chris Streams
Review brief: what gets you off 2004, 1 hour 52 minutes 3rd Degree Directed by Chris Streams Starring Cytherea, Julie Silver, Trinity, Katie Gold, Jane Darling [ /image ] --> The Knowledge: [ /image ] --> Working in adult for more than eighteen years, Joey Wilson, has helped revitalize Rosebud Video and assisted in ushering in Metros FusXion brand. This summer he decided to launch his own company, Third Degree and immediately signed uber-talented Zero Tolerance lensman Chris Streams as his first exclusive contract director. With their similar approaches to marketing and the way their films are shot (what do you expect with one the same guys behind the camera?), Third Degree has earned an unfair reputation as a Zero Tolerance copycat, ZT, Jr. or ZT Lite. Nothing could be further from the truth. You have to do no more than actually watch a Third Degree product to figure out that they are carving out a niche all their own and do not have to rely on mimicking anyone elses successes.
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Release date: 9/22/2004
Reviewed on: 10/21/2004
Studio: Acid Rain
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Starring: Tyce Bune, Jada Fire, Lee Stone, Aria, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Jayna Oso, Chanel Chavez, Makayla Cox, Seth Dickens, Benjamin Brat
Directed by: Dan Dapper
Review brief: Go Ahead, Ream Me 2004, 2 hours and 20 minutes Acid Rain Directed by Dan Dapper Starring Jayna Oso, Lucy Lee, Jada Fire, Chanel Chavez, Makayla Cox, Aria The Knowledge: John F. Kennedy once said, Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. These are sagewords which Acid Rain CEO Mitchell Spinelli seems to have taken to heart. Deeming his former venture, the softer Rain Productions antiquated, he made the decision to become a player in todays market and shift his focus to pleasing the current demographic of hardcore gonzo lovers. The result: ACID RAIN and a library of titles youll soon be proud to say you had the pleasure of jacking off to. This is my first look at an Acid Rain title and after much anticipation I eagerly await what Dappers stellar cast has in store for me. Enough talk. On with The Action: [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Jayna Oso The opening credits sequence made this movie appear to be pretty intense so Ive mentally prepared myself for a wild and raucous ride.
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Release date: 8/31/2004
Reviewed on: 10/16/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Jerry, Zenza Raggi, Dasha, Tommy Gunn, Mark Ashley, Ariana Jollee, Missy Monroe, Tiana Lynn, Tory Lane, Jay Huntington
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Angels of Debauchery #2 ***½ 2004, 2 hours and 10 minutes Evil Angel Directed by Jonni Darkko Starring Dasha, Ariana Jollee, Tori Lane, Tiana Lynn, Missy Monroe The Knowledge: [ /image ] --> Professionally trained photographer Jonni Darkko, with less than a year under his belt as a director, combined and exhibited enough technical know-how, unique vision and superb camerawork to catch the eye of arguably the best gonzo company in adult films today, Evil Angel and its owner, John Buttman Stagliano. There is no denying his expertise and his former occupation gives his current work a very classy and different feel than the vast majority of what we find in gonzo today. That is, as classy as you can make lots of anal sex look. This strange juxtaposition of elegance and nastiness is what makes the title of his lone series for Evil Angel so apropos: Angels of Debauchery. This is the second installment of Darkkos own special brand of hardcore smut in an elegant wrapper featuring his hand-picked oxymoronic debaucherous angels.
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Release date: 6/18/2004
Reviewed on: 10/3/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Justin Slayer, Katrina Kraven, J. Monty, Jordan Styles, Boz
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Black Pipe Layers #3 ***½ 2004, 2 hours Evil Angel and Justin Slayer Productions Directed by Justin Slayer Starring Brooke Katrina Kraven, Chiquita Lopez, Jordan, Lucy The Knowledge: When I see the words Black Pipe Layers one word comes to mind: destruction. One of these guys fucking an innocent girl is bad enough but when you add one or two more to the mix, you start to wonder if the female is going to make it out of the scene walkingor even alive. Once a naked girl submits to the BPL Posse, theyre like a pack of wild dogs fighting over a single bone. With his Black Pipe Layers line Justin shows the world that Aint No Fun (If My Homies Cant Have None) is more than just a song -- for him, its a way of life. In Black Pipe Layers 3 the relentless gangbang onslaught continues and even if youre not a fan of the victims, you have got to admire how the predators stalk (and fuck senseless) their prey. The Action: Katrina Kraven Justin Slayer just permanently put himself in my good book.
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Release date: 6/11/2004
Reviewed on: 9/19/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Carmen, Cherokee, Janet Jacme, Justin Slayer, Angel Eyes, Adora, Boz
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Phatty Girls #4 ***½ 2004, 2 hours and 11 minutes Evil Angel DVD and Justin Slayer Productions Directed by Justin Slayer Starring Angel Eyes, Adora, Brittany Z, Janet Jacme, Cherokee, Lexi and Carmen Hayes The Knowledge: Phat Asses and Hip-Hop. A combination I could do without simply because when I watch such things, I dont know whether Im supposed to be nodding my head to the overwhelming bass of the soundtrack or being turned on enough to jerk off. Call me crazy, but I think itd look pretty silly to be doing both. Let me say right off the bat that I LOVED this movie. As you read along remember that fact because as I go on, it will become a fact that you will struggle to remember or even believe. At the risk of sounding like an Uncle Tom or Bill Cosby earlier this year, there are some things about ethnic porn that I have to say and get off of my chest. I respect Justin Slayer as a performer and he is a highly gifted director. I can see why so many female performers cant wait to work with him and have a crush on him.
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Release date: 6/15/2004
Reviewed on: 9/4/2004
Studio: Video Team
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Starring: Brian Surewood, Mr. Marcus, Sledge Hammer, Luci Thai, Kylie Rey, Annie Cruz
Directed by: David Aaron Clark
Review brief: AZN Super Idols Vol. 1 *** 2004, 2 hours and 45 minutes Video Team and Serious Mirror Productions Directed by David Aaron Clark Starring Lucy Lee, Annie Cruz, Kylie Rey, Kammy, Luci Thai The Knowledge: I happen to know that what follows is a very personal project for David Aaron Clark. The recent HIV crisis struck what he felt was way too close to home for him and it changed his perspective on a lot of things concerning his chosen vocation. I can only imagine what it must feel like to be in his shoes, to literally hold so many peoples lives in your hands on a regular basis and ask them to do the things they do. This is certainly not the job nor the time to have a sudden epiphany or crisis of conscience in the adult industry. But thats exactly what happened and what makes David Aaron Clark such an anomaly in his field. Simply put, DAC cares. He gives a fuck, to put it bluntly.
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Release date: 8/11/2004
Reviewed on: 9/3/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Jules Jordan, Lexington Steele, Kaylynn, Alberto Rey, Scott Lyons, Gauge, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Brett Rockman, Mark Ashley, Arnold, Brooke Milano, Luci Thai, Teagan Presley
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Flesh Hunter #7 **** 2004, 2 hours and 30 minutes Evil Angel DVD and Jules Jordan Video Directed by Jules Jordan Starring Luci Thai, Brooke Milano, Teagan Presley, Gauge and Kaylynn The Knowledge: Ive got some constructive criticism lined up for Jules here but Ill save til the end. For now, read on: The Action: Luci Thai (Once You Go Black3, Invasian) Probably my favorite asian in the game right now based on pure performance, is Luci Thai. Shes come a long way in such a short time. It seems she has become a favorite of Jules as well. Today shes adjusting her thigh-high white stockings and matching lingerie top while sitting on the edge of a Jacuzzi-style bathtub before making her way to a mirror to tease us further. She slips on some long white silk gloves before meeting up with Jules, Scott Lyons and Arnold, immediately putting those gloves to use on their cocks while they grope her ass and caress her tits.
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Release date: 10/21/2003
Reviewed on: 8/22/2004
Studio: Devil's Film
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Starring: Steven St. Croix, Brian Surewood, Jon Dough, Sabina, Sylvio Mata, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Dick Delaware, Katsuni, Brooke Milano, Lili Thai, Dana Vespoli
Review brief: Tight & Asian #3 ***½ 2003, 1 hours and 53 minutes Devils Films Starring Dana Vespoli, Lucy Lee, Lily Thai, Sabine, Katsumi, Brooke Milano The Knowledge: I reviewed this movie when it was first released back in October of 2003. For some reason the review has not seen the light of day until now. Going back and re-reading the review as I scanned the movie again, its interesting to read how many of my comments/predictions about the performers came to pass...and how many didnt. So lets go back almost a year in time and see how this fuck flick holds up today and more importantly, how the performers themselves have held up and where they, too, find themselves today. My original review will be presented as is with my comments as of today in italics after each paragraph. This is Devils Films third installment of wall-to-wall sex featuring the industrys hottest asian performers.
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Release date: 4/6/2004
Reviewed on: 6/6/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Sean Michaels, Mark Davis, Mickey G., Lola [I] (ambiguous), Chris Charming, Alberto Rey, Rio, Melanie Jagger, Ice La Fox, Layla Rivera, Cytherea, Kayla Marie, Prilla
Directed by: Sean Michaels
Review brief: Hot Ass Latinas Vol. 1 **** 2003, 2 hours and 28 minutes Platinum X Pictures Directed by Sean Michaels Starring Lola, Ice La Fox, Rio, Kayla Marie, Cytherea, Prilla, Layla Rivera, Melanie Jagger The Knowledge: Just what the world needs, another performer/director. And Platinum X Pictures needs another one like a hole in the head. Brandon Iron, Michael Stefano, Julian, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Jessica Deeit seems the only people not working in front of the camera as much as they are behind it are Mason and Jewel DeNyle and Jewel only recently retired. All kidding aside, Michaels actually brings a ton of experience to the table, having directed, most notably, his Rocks That Ass and We Go Deep series for his very own SMP brand. In just a short time hes already helmed more than a few titles for PXP: Butt Lickin Sweethearts, Natural Beauties and bringing along with him his old Ass Lickers line. Im not really into rimming so the title that sparked my interest the most is this one, Hot Ass Latinas.
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Release date: 5/20/2004
Reviewed on: 5/30/2004
Studio: Video Team
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Starring: Brian Surewood, Mr. Marcus, Daisy, Kurt Lockwood, Chanel Chavez, Sativa Rose, Sheila Marie
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Crema Latina **** 2004, 2 hours and 5 minutes Video Team Directed by Van Styles Starring Daisy, Sativa Rose, Chanel Chavez, Rossana De La Vega The Knowledge: Cream pies. Whats the fascination, people? I think its the taboo, its something different appeal that makes it so darned popular. In porn, were so used to seeing broads get it on their ass, chest or face weve forgotten that in real life, we almost never see a male orgasm because more often than not, it takes place inside the female. But in porn, we werent usually afforded the luxury of seeing such things unless it was faked. Who would want to risk pregnancy in non-condom porn and have a child by a complete stranger just to simulate something youd do in reality? Porn is about the fantasy, right? Well, like the times, fantasies change. Now fans want to see porn stars take that risk and at the same time come closer to their own reality by taking shots of semen straight up their birth canal and then to provide the proof, let it all run back out for us to see. What sane man wants to see this? Apparently, plenty.
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Release date: 4/18/2004
Reviewed on: 5/22/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Rick Masters, Jay Ashley, Dillion Day, Rita Faltoyano, Brian Pumper, Mick Blue, Kurt Lockwood, Katin, Alex Divine, Sativa Rose, Teagan Presley, Heather Gables, Kiara Rose, Dawn Ivy
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: Hellcats #3 **** ½ 2004, 2 hours and 38 minutes Evil Angel DVD and Joey Silvera Video Directed by Joey Silvera Starring Teagan, Sativa Rose, Heather Gables, Cris Taliana, Katin, Rita Faltoyano, Kiara Rose, Alex Divine The Knowledge: My earliest memories of Joey Silvera come from the beginning of the nineties. I thought he was the luckiest man in the world because he got to screw the likes of Ashlyn Gere, Kaitlyn Ashley and Nici Sterling. I envied this man, I wanted to be in his shoes. Joeys since gone on to become just as outstanding a director as he was a performer, occasionally still inspiring great jealousy in myself when he comes from behind the camera, like when he injected himself into the fray in Service Animals 11to join two of my favorite performers, Melanie Jagger and Aurora Snow. Silveras latest entry into the ever-popular young girl genre is Hellcats 3, a series that seems to focus on the not-so-innocent lolitas rather than the usual shy and innocuous variety we see in most titles today.
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Release date: 4/29/2004
Reviewed on: 5/16/2004
Studio: Video Team
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Starring: Brian Surewood, Mr. Marcus, Mika Tan, Tyler Knight, Kylie Rey, Maia Ginger
Directed by: David Aaron Clark
Review brief: Banana Cream Pie 3 *** 2004, 2 hours and 40 minutes Video Team Directed by David Aaron Clark Starring Kylie Rey, Mika Tan, Maia Ginger, Heidi Ho The Knowledge: The more I find out about David Aaron Clark the more I find we are very much alike. Besides being a more worldly and better writer than myself, DACs an intelligent, outspoken man who has been known to ruffle more than a few feathers because he rarely bites his tongue, saying whatever is on his mind at any given moment regardless of the subject. Often his views and stances are controversial but he says what he thinks is right (and I often agree) regardless of how politically incorrect it may be. Clark says the things you wish you could say but dont because youre too chickenshit or mindful of other peoples feelings. (i.e. his recent comments in his online journal concerning the moratorium, the HIV scare and fans and companies attitudes about it) In those comments he related that this would be the last Banana Cream Pie movie.
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Release date: 4/20/2004
Reviewed on: 5/8/2004
Studio: Video Team
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Starring: Brian Surewood, Catalina, Mark Wood, Brian Pumper, Brett Rockman, Melanie Jagger, Kayla Marie, Adora, Dana Vespoli
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Azz Fest 3 ***½ 2004, 2 hours and 30 minutes Video Team Directed by Van Styles Starring Dana Vespoli, Catalina, Melanie Jagger, Kayla Marie, Adora The Knowledge: Its no secret Ive been enamored with Styles' Azz Fest series thus far. When I heard that Melanie Jagger, Dana Vespoli, Catalina and Kayla Marie were lined up for the latest, you couldve knocked me over with a feather. He did it again, I said to myself. But did he? Can Van even hope to match the heights he achieved with the near-flawless previous two editions? You might be surprised at what Van Styles and Azz Fests biggest supporter has to say. Read on: The Action: Dana Vespoli Recently retired and now living off of US soil is Manuel Ferraras new paramour, Dana Vespoli, who also has the honor of being the lead -off hitter in this fantastic third installment. Danas strutting her stuff poolside, into a house and upstairs to a bedroom. Watching Van Styles follow her with his camera trained steadily on her marvelous ass makes me miss her all the more.
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Release date: 12/16/2003
Reviewed on: 5/2/2004
Studio: Sin City
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Starring: Asia Carrera, Steve Hatcher, Eric Masterson, Sabina, Mr. Pete, Trevor Zen, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Lili Thai
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Whoriental Sex Academy 7 ***½ 2003, 1 hour and 20 minutes Sin City Directed by Bud Lee Starring Lucy Lee, Asia Carrera, Sabina, Lily Thai, Rose, Trevor Zen, Mr. Pete, Steve Hatcher The Knowledge: I think Im gonna OD on Asians. Ive done so many reviews of asian movies from so many different distributors lately its not even funny. Not that Im complaining. Nor can I complain about the crop of Asians Ive been privileged enough to see lately: Charmane Starr, all the Thais, Kitty, Avena Lee, Katsumi, Lucy Lee, Nautica all make my job so much easier. Here we have another flick chock full o orientals, the seventh installment of Whoriental Sex Academy, Sin Citys series in this highly overpopulated genre. Asias former love interest, Bud Lee is directing this one which wouldve made for an interesting set were I directing a movie where my ex-girlfriend gets fucked and cum on right in front of me while she looks like a million bucks. But thats besides the point.
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Release date: 4/30/2004
Reviewed on: 4/29/2004
Studio: Sensational Video
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Starring: Nick, Xtasy, D South, Tawnie, Wonder Tracey, Samantha 38G
Directed by: D. South
Review brief: Hot Sexy Plumpers ** ½ 2003, 1 hours and 43 minutes Sensational Video Directed by D. South Starring Tawnie, Wonder Tracy, Xtacy and Samantha Smith The Knowledge: A little extra meat aint never bothered me none. I find something more to hold on to attractive, in fact. In the past Ive dated plenty of girls Id consider thick bordering on chunky, voluptuous or rubanesque. I mean, none of them were ever obese, but I can deal with a chick with a larger-than-average frame and healthy appetite. I can name a good number of big-bust, plus-sized nude models off the top of my head with no problem, having been a longtime fan and member (sort of) of Scoreland.com and its affiliates. To quote an oft-used cliché, to me its just more cushion for the pushin. And to paraphrase someone else, I dont give a damn what (people) find attractive. Its unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same. With that said, on to the review: The Action: Tawnie Each scene begins with a short tease or interview segment, conducted presumably by D.
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Release date: 11/24/2003
Reviewed on: 4/6/2004
Studio: Video Team
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Starring: Roxy, Loni, Maja Lee, Roxy Jezel, Ava Devine, Luci Thai, Kylie Rey
Directed by: David Aaron Clark
Review brief: Banana Cream Pie #2 ** * * ½ 2003, 2 hours and 10 minutes Video Team Directed by David Aaron Clark Starring Roxy Jezel, Luci Thai, Loni, Maja Lee, Kylie Rey and Ava Devine The Knowledge: Truth be told, Im not too familiar with David Aaron Clark or his past work. Im not fond of internal cumshots (or creampies as theyre affectionately called) even if they are one of the hot new fetishes of the moment. Funny that something I find so unappealing be named for something edible. Im an old-fashioned facial man myself. I wanna see the spunk on their grill, not inside. I wouldnt even consider myself a hardcore fan of asian performers, even if there are more than a few I genuinely love. But looking at this boxcover in my hands, I feel as though I should give all of these previously mentioned things a shot. Ive heard and read good things about Clark. Im a fan of nearly every female in this cast which makes me willing to overlook the theme of the video.
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Release date: 1/13/2004
Reviewed on: 3/30/2004
Studio: Zero Tolerance
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Starring: David Perry, Mark Wood, Martina, George Uhl, Sabrina Black, Michael Stefano, Jane Darling, Kurt Lockwood, Steve Hooper, Dark Angel, Ariana Jollee, Angel Dark, Sabina (Swedish), Katja Kassin
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Ass Cleavage #3 ** * ½ 2003, 2 hours and 15 minutes Zero Tolerance Entertainment Directed by Quasarman Starring Jane Darling, Katja Kassin, Sabina Black (credited as Martina on the boxcover), Ariana Jollee, Sabina, Dark Angel The Knowledge: If I owned my own porn company it would be just like Zero Tolerance. Nothing but quality wall-to-wall and gonzo flicks with an air of class. New kid on the block ZT, in just over a year, has injected originality and breathed new life into a game that was rapidly becoming stagnant and everything but original. Their lines have every major fetish covered, not to mention coming up with some new ones, showing that not only do they have their hand on the pulse of the average porn consumer, but they are willing to give them what they want. Often times, they are the only people in town providing that fix which gives them a virtual monopoly on some genres. One such genre is their plethora of 2-on-1 lines such as Double Decker Sandwich, Blow Me Sandwich and Teen X Two.
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Release date: 12/30/2003
Reviewed on: 3/25/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Lexington Steele, Darren James, Scott Lyons, Mr. Pete, Anthony Hardwood, Michael Stefano, Nyomi Marcela, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Kiwi Ling, Luci Thai, Tai Luv
Directed by: Jewel De'Nyle
Review brief: Sinful Asians #2 ** * 2003, 2 hours and 5 minutes Platinum X Pictures Directed by Jewel DeNyle Starring Kiwi Ling, Luci Thai, Tai Luv, Nyomi Marcella, Lucy Lee The Knowledge: Your company isnt really on the map until you have an all-Asian line. Hustler has Asian Fever, JKP has Asian Divas, DVSX has Sakura Tales, Red Light District has Me Luv U Long Time, Sin City has Whoriental Sex Academy, Devils Films Tight & Asian, so on and so forth. I wonder, however, if Zero Tolerance has any plans to produce any all-asian features. They have yet to do so despite releasing one all-latina movie, South American Pie in the middle of last year. Id be interested to see Quasarmans take on eye candy from the Far East, thats for sure. For some strange reason us Americans cannot get enough of our slant-eyed sluts and sideways slits from the Orient. To not have a series featuring these women wouldnt be missing out on potential profits, youd be denying a sure thing.
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Release date: 12/9/2003
Reviewed on: 3/22/2004
Studio: Legend
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Starring: Billy Glide, Kyle Stone, Venus, David Christopher, Lee Stone, Sledge Hammer, Tyler Wood, Olivia Saint, Olivia O'Lovely, Ice La Fox, Bella-Marie Wolf
Directed by: David Christopher
Review brief: Pussymans Face-Sitting Fanatics IV *** A Feline Films Production in association with Legend 2003, 1 hour and 40 minutes minutes Directed by David Pussyman Christopher Starring Olivia Saint, Olivia OLovely, Venus, Bella-Marie Wolfe, Felix Vicious, Ice La Fox, Lee Stone, Sledgehammer, Billy Glide, Tyler Woods, Kyle Stone and David Christopher Synopsis: A man thats been performing in porn since before I was born is bound to know a thing or two about a thing or two, right? After years of hard work, David Christopher (nee Bernie Cohen) finally came into his own in 1993 after releasing Pussyman #01 as an alternative/answer of sorts to John Staglianos highly popular Buttman movies. Sometimes overdoing the camp and upping the silliness factor too much in some peoples opinions (not to mention his insistence on including himself as a performer), Christophers movies, both feature and gonzo, have been mainly hit or miss with consumers.
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Release date: 11/24/2003
Reviewed on: 3/19/2004
Studio: Le Wood
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Starring: Rick Masters, Julian St. Jox, Guy DiSilva, Venus, Mark Wood, Scott Lyons, Anthony Hardwood, Alicia Rhodes, Steven French, Lauren Phoenix, Katrina Kraven
Directed by: Mark Wood, Francesca Le
Review brief: Double DipEr #2 **** A LeWood Production in association with JM Productions 2003, 1 hour and 55 minutes minutes Directed by Francesca Le Starring Alicia Rhodes, Katrina Kraven, Venus and Lauren Phoenix Synopsis: Francesca Le has always been a quick study. Growing up fast as a notorious wild child on the streets of LA, Francesca had done by age sixteen things most of us havent done and never will do to this day. The lip-curling, vocal veteran of films by such names as Max Hardcore, Greg Dark and late legends, Bruce Seven and Rex Borsky, obviously picked up a thing or two from her mentors before retiring in 1993. The performer is still an on-screen presence but is now also a director/producer, putting out smut under her very own LeWood banner which she shares with husband and fellow performer, Mark Wood (whom she met while she was working as sales manager for Extreme Associates). Since returning, Francesca still performs and not only with her husband.
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Release date: 1/13/2004
Reviewed on: 3/14/2004
Studio: Elegant Angel
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Starring: Mick Blue, Rhiannon Bray, Ana Nova, Holly Day [II] (early 2000s), Gia Paloma, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Thomas Zupko
Review brief: Big Wet Asses **** From Elegant Angel 2004, 2 hours and 10 minutes minutes Produced and directed by Thomas Zupko Starring Ana Nova, Katja Kassin, Holly Day, Rhiannon Bray, Gia Paloma and Mick Blue Synopsis: This is the deranged shit Im used to seeing from Patrick Collins hedonistic House of Ideas. Fucking weird shit for no goddamn discernable reason at all. A huge clown face and a black leather couch covered in clear plastic are the surroundings here and I have no idea, nor is there an explanation given as to, why. It just is. Accept it. I agree, that its probably more David Lynchian and potentially horrific than erotic, but thats what Elegant Angel does and they do it best. The lone male performer, Mick Blue is armed with an assortment of toys, most of which are regular household items modified into adult paraphernalia, like someone left a 12-year-old alone in a kitchen with a stack of Hustler magazine and came back a month later to see what his mad mind had created.
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Release date: 1/13/2004
Reviewed on: 3/14/2004
Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: Randy Spears, Melanie, Erik Everhard, Alberto Rey, Joel Lawrence, Ariana Jollee, Jamie Brooks, Katrina Kraven, Lili Thai, Dana Vespoli, Scarlet O'Whora, Britney Madison
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: From Her Ass To Her Mouth **** ½ From Vouyer Productions in association with Red Light District 2003, 2 hours and 20 minutes minutes Directed by Vince Vouyer Starring Ariana Jollee, Scarlet OWhora, Jamie Brooks, Britney Madison, Katrina Kraven, Melanie, Luci Thai, Lily Thai, Dana Vespoli Synopsis: Its never a bad idea to blatantly cater to your core audience. While certainly not representative of the entire porn watching community, the posters at Adult DVD Talk tastes are largely indicative of the audience Red Light District seeks to target. When ADT demanded a title whose focus was a new nation-sweeping, anally and orally fixated phenomenon, ATOGM, Vouyer and RLD were there to listen. They wisely took notice and heed to their consumers wants. They soon announced plans to start production on a film that would serve to satisfy their loyal followers hunger. Anticipation reached a fever pitch when the box art was finally released to an eager public.
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