Sinful Asians 2 Review

Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones  on  3/25/2004

Sinful Asians #2
** *
2003, 2 hours and 5 minutes
Platinum X Pictures
Directed by Jewel De’Nyle
Starring Kiwi Ling, Luci Thai, Tai Luv, Nyomi Marcella, Lucy Lee

The Knowledge:

Your company isn’t really on the map until you have an all-Asian line. Hustler has Asian Fever, JKP has Asian Divas, DVSX has Sakura Tales, Red Light District has Me Luv U Long Time, Sin City has Whoriental Sex Academy, Devils Films’ Tight & Asian, so on and so forth. I wonder, however, if Zero Tolerance has any plans to produce any all-asian features. They have yet to do so despite releasing one all-latina movie, “South American Pie” in the middle of last year. I‘d be interested to see Quasarman‘s take on eye candy from the Far East, that‘s for sure.

For some strange reason us Americans cannot get enough of our slant-eyed sluts and sideways slits from the Orient. To not have a series featuring these women wouldn’t be missing out on potential profits, you’d be denying a sure thing. Never one to leave their fans hanging where it concerns fetishes (be it anal, oral, teens, latinas, blacks, euros, interracial, or POVgonzo), Platinum X Pictures hands the reigns over to the capable director/now-former-performer Jewel De’Nyle to direct their entry into adult’s Asian market, Sinful Asians. How successful is she at capturing an effort worthy of picking up above all the other available titles in this overcrowded genre? Read on…

The Action:

Kiwi Ling

Kiwi, a very average-looking, typical Asian (though it’s never mentioned here, she is half-Laotian, half-Chinese and 19-years-old…do your HOMEWORK, suckas!), saunters around poolside to begin the first scene. I have no idea why Jewel focuses on her rear end as she walks because Ms. Ling suffers from that disease all-too-rare to porn starlets…noassatall. Cut to Mr. Pete laid out on a leopard print tarp outside with Kiwi already vigorously bobbing her head up and down and his manhood. One thing about tiny asian girls is, they make cocks look huge in comparison. A fact that’s clearly evident once you see the diminutive Kiwi get ravished by Pete. His joint looks as big as one of her forearms and just as hard. It reminds me of something Chris Rock’s character says in “Nurse Betty”: “Yeah, I like'em small. You know when you inside a little asian bitch, it's like your dick is the axle that keeps their whole body together You know what I'm sayin'?” Have truer words ever been spoken? Kiwi’s ass looks more presentable and rounds out nicely when De’Nyle shows us the action from behind her as she rides Pete cowgirl. Ling has one of those pale, mushy asses like Nautica Thorn. Pete bends her over and pounds her up-and-over doggie, making her hips and thighs tremble with each thrust. At one point, he puts his foot on her head, which is all the rage these days for some reason unbeknownst to me. I don’t know what it does for the guy and I doubt it gets the girl off in any major way. Have you ever been laying the pipe to some chick only to hear her suddenly and unexpectedly shout out, “STEP ON MY FUCKIN’ FACE!” Didn’t think so. Neither have I. They smoothly transition into some high-powered spooning next, Pete putting Kiwi in the porno version of the Cobra Clutch, his arm keeping her leg high in the air and grabbing her breasts in a deathlock. Ling offers up her ass to Pete in mish and runs her thumbs over her nipples while he goes to work filling her backdoor and simultaneously fingering her pussy. After riding Pete reverse cowgirl, Ling gets an eyeful of Pete’s pecker paste. “Delicious,” she says. This was my first look at Ling and I can‘t say I‘d mind seeing Kiwi somewhere again. ** ½


Luci Thai

Outside, in the same outfit she’s wearing on the cover, Luci Thai spreads her pussy lips and ass cheeks and smiles at the camera as she squeezes together her firm, cone-shaped breasts. Luci’s a naturally voluptuous vixen on the rise who is seemingly on every director and performer’s “to shoot and fuck” list as of late. Cut to a bedroom indoors where Scott Lyons and Lexington Steele are helping themselves to the bountiful smorgasbord that is Luci Thai’s body. Luci leans over to blow Steele first and then tends to Lyons, finally taking them both in her mouth. Thai bends over to accommodate Lex’s lengthy shaft first, turning around to make sure it’s actually his dick and not a tree trunk being muscled inside her. The guys switch places and now it’s Lyons’ turn to ream Thai’s tush from the rear. Next, Lex lies back and Thai perches atop his bone cowgirl, which looks fantastic considering Jewel gives us a frontal view of Luci, typically reserved for reverse cowgirl. You simply would not believe how amazing she looks with her mouth stuffed full of Lyons, bouncing off of Lex, her wetness visibly sliding down his black shaft. Her tits are spilling over her see-through black corset top and those matching garters, gloves and stockings really accentuate the rest of her curves and shapely legs. Lex lies her back on the bed next where he and Scotty take turns deeply penetrating Luci mish and spoon, where Lyons screws her as though this might be the last time he ever gets some pussy. Thai positions herself back aboard the Lex Express, proper reverse cowgirl this time before they tumble over to spooning once again. The whole time Lyons makes sure to keep his dick hard and wet with Luci’s lips. Lex likes what he sees and they switch but Lex occasionally runs his meat across Thai’s tits in addition to collecting her saliva on its tip. More missionary work for Lex lies ahead when Thai leans back and spread her legs wide to accept him back in. Shortly thereafter, she settles down between both guys and attempts to burst their bones with some suction-heavy head work. Lex fires directly into her mouth first and Lyons follows his lead, spurting numerous times to the back of her throat and showers her tits as well. De’Nyle pans down to all the cum on Luci’s chest to end an enjoyable outing. ***


Tai Luv

Whoa. I’m generally not one to bash a chick for their looks in a movie but I will say that after Luci Thai, this flick just took a tremendous step down in the “attractiveness” department with Tai Luv. A slim and dark woman with frizzy Kelis-like hair, large nose and even larger lips, this is not a typical participant of most Platinum X Pictures. Some chicks you look at in a movie and you have to wonder how they got there. Jewel must’ve owed someone a really big favor, is all I can surmise. Fortunately for Tai, she’s not aware of how homely I find her and attacks Stefano’s cock with her hands and mouth like she were the biggest and best-looking star in the business. I admire her assertiveness, at least. Pussy, apparently, is pussy to Mike because he goes at Luv like he would any other piece of ass put before him. What a great guy. He doesn’t hesitate to lick her pussy or her poop hole and appears to even enjoy it. That’s a true professional, folks. He’s taking one for the team right here, no question. He remains his normal hard-hitting self throughout the scene, be it doggie, cowgirl or missionary but I just cannot get past the fact that I’m not feeling Tai at all. Who in the hell flaked and is responsible for the inclusion of this obvious second, no third, nay fourth-stringer? Though I will admit her…”unique” features have me curious about her exact ethnicity. Tai’s been around the block and I’ve seen her in more “black” movies than I have one with “Asian” themes. Hmmm. Luv rides Stefano reverse cowgirl well enough, propping her feet up on his knees and giving us a good view of her pierced pussy. She must have been watching some tapes. In the wrestling world, Tai is what we’d call a “jobber” or “enhancement talent.” She brought her work boots and took everything Mike threw at her, even an anal boffing, but she’ll never be a “name” in this industry; she’s destined to live a life of starring in mid-movie throwaway scenes, giving fans an opportunity to take a piss break before the real action begins. Maybe Platinum’ll dig this outta their vaults one day, sell this footage to some other startup and you’ll see it on some shitty all-Asians compilation somewhere else down the line. I just wouldn’t suggest sitting through it right now. Skip this chapter unless you have a weird affinity for butter faces. Mike does muster a very Brandon Iron-like facial, dripping clumps of ball batter right across the bridge of her big nose and letting it run down either side over her mouth. I think I‘ve made my stance on Tai pretty clear. **


Nyomi Marcella

What must it be like to be a member of the Marcella family? I don’t know, but at least you’d be hot. Nyomi proves that here, teasing us briefly outside before moving indoors where Darren James runs his tongue between her spread legs and over her pussy. Nyomi lies back and takes it all in, pinching her nipples and just looking all-around model good. She may not be as nasty as her older sibling, but I’d say she got the better deal where it concerns their parents’ combined genes. Satisfied, Nyomi leans into James’ lap, slobbering over his pole and stroking it repeatedly until it’s hard enough to do its duty. Marcella has a deceptively large ass, I learn when she lets James beat her pussy up cowgirl. But then again, most asses look great bent over and with some wet wood sliding in and out of it. Darren hoists Nyomi off of his lap and lays her down for some mish and her pussy is just dripping wet. She doesn’t seem really into it, so James flicks his tongue over her chocolate-colored nipples and begins again, putting one of her legs over his shoulder this time. This goes on for a good length of time, with De’Nyle giving us a great look at Nyomi’s entire body. Darren flips her over for doggie next and while she isn’t the most forceful or expressive girl on the scene, her facial expressions and flat-out captivating looks more than make up for it. Her face is fucking magnetic and her body is simply to die for. Or kill for, depending on your predilection for violence. Man, after the likes of Tai Luv she is a welcome sight, especially when James moves to spooning her which takes him out of the picture all together and leaves us with only Marcella to stare at. Darren works up his nut from here and then pops on Nyomi’s upper lip and into her nostrils. The sizeable load is shown running down the length of her body to the floor below. ** ½


Lucy Lee

Sporting a teeny weenie camouflage bikini outside, Korean Lucy Lee provides us with some tease before moving on to more important things. Namely, practicing her sword swallowing technique on Anthony Hardwood. Dropping her head into his crotch and putting her hand at the base of his shaft, she resembles one of those fake bobbing, pecking birds you see in chemistry labs. Hardwood lifts little Lucy up in the air and puts her down on his dick to fill her pussy hole cowgirl. Lee furiously bounces her little twat over his prick in return, working her tiny ass up and down, back and forth and in circles. She quickly spins around and Anthony resumes his hammering reverse cowgirl while Lucy slams her hole down hard over his ball sac with her legs wide open. Ready for an ass-pounding, Lee bends over and sticks her butt up in the air for Anthony. “Let me taste my ass,” she says, which everyone by now knows is the cue for a2m. Hardwood spears her sphincter mish where De’Nyle goes over his shoulder and above the action to give us the best possible view. More a2m here as Anthony stands over Lee and drives his pecker deep down her throat a few times. “I’m gonna cum, I’m gonna cum,” he says over and over as if he’s surprised that it’s about to happen so suddenly. It’s as though it suddenly became out of his control and he was afraid Lee wouldn’t get to her knees fast enough to catch his seed on her tongue. Don’t worry, she was. Lucy continues to develop as a first-rate fuckette who’s got a long carnal career ahead of her. A genuine smile spreads across her face as the scene ends. ***


Extras:

Jewel De’Nyle biography (scrolling and features a picture of Jewel from Interracial Lust #2), Behind the Scenes (Mr. Pete taking advantage of director De’Nyle being on the set and getting her to play with his balls but refusing to let him suck her tits as she flashes them and her ass when he takes stills with Kiwi Ling, Luci Thai looking AWESOME taking stills with two “small guys” Lex and Lyons, Jewel comparing the size of Steele’s dick head to the head on Luci’s shoulders, De’Nyle once again taking the hands on approach personally prepping Tai Luv for anal with Stefano, Jewel handing Nyomi wipes after her facialization by Darren James, a talk and then taking stills with Lucy Lee, who says that this was her first time doing anal after saying the exact same thing in Me Luv U Long Time #5; nine minutes total), a cumshot recap (you can select the girl individually or “play all”), Photo Shoots (again, separate or “play all” options), an automated slideshow photo gallery, three trailers (Wet Brunettes, The Pussy Is Not Enough and Full Anal Access #2) and web access. Especially helpful (for a reviewer, anyway) were the scene selections that feature the names of the female and male talent in the scene.

Comments:

While it is a step backwards (at least cast-wise) from the superb Sinful Asians #1 which featured Charmane Star, Lyla Lei, Bamboo, Kianna Dior and Roxy Jezel, Sinful Asians #2 suffers from just a few simple and easily fixable flaws. What hurt his movie the most was the casting of inexperienced, unproven, average-looking (or worse) girls and a few “names” who I half expected to say “Damn, I shoulda had a V8!” in the middle of their scenes. There’s no denying Jewel as a director and a good one at that who obviously cares a ton about her final product as evidenced in the Behind the Scenes footage. But she’s got to have something to work with. If she could find a way to transfer the enthusiasm she had in front of the camera (and still has behind it) to her cast, she would hit a home run every time. Right now, I’m going to have to call her out as she rounds second base.

Crucifixio Jones