Flesh Hunter 7 Review

Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones  on  9/3/2004

Flesh Hunter #7
****
2004, 2 hours and 30 minutes
Evil Angel DVD and Jules Jordan Video
Directed by Jules Jordan
Starring Luci Thai, Brooke Milano, Teagan Presley, Gauge and Kaylynn

The Knowledge:

I’ve got some constructive criticism lined up for Jules here but I’ll save ‘til the end. For now, read on:


The Action:

Luci Thai (Once You Go Black…3, Invasian)

Probably my favorite asian in the game right now based on pure performance, is Luci Thai. She’s come a long way in such a short time. It seems she has become a favorite of Jules as well. Today she’s adjusting her thigh-high white stockings and matching lingerie top while sitting on the edge of a Jacuzzi-style bathtub before making her way to a mirror to tease us further. She slips on some long white silk gloves before meeting up with Jules, Scott Lyons and Arnold, immediately putting those gloves to use on their cocks while they grope her ass and caress her tits. Luci, in turn, drops to her knees and sucks off all three guys no hands before they undress her and lie her down mish, where they take turns railing her while she blows the other two. Thai‘s breasts already look extraordinary while she‘s standing, but viewed from overhead bouncing they look even more spectacular.

And has Luci improved by leaps and bounds in the past eight months or what? This is not the same quiet and reserved newbie we first laid eyes on a short while ago. This Luci is vocal, visibly enjoying herself and in her element when surrounded by hard cocks. I nearly forgot how great of an ass she had, too, until the boys flip her over for a doggie drilling. She‘s perfected throwing that arch in her back (not unlike Nautica Thorn) that makes her ass look ten time more inviting than it looked before. The fellas must agree with me because before you know it, they’re targeting her bunghole like it had a bullseye on it. Ass-to-mouth proves to not be a challenge for Luci or her thick, juicy lips. She wraps those bad boys around each shaft, locks it in and sucks with enough power to bring that proverbial golf ball through the garden hose. The action moves to a bedroom next, where Jules and Lyons DP Luci cowgirl while she orally entertains Arnold. A reverse cowgirl DP is next, which of course provides an excellent view of Luci’s pendulous breasts swaying, while Jules perches over her and piledrives his dick to the back of her throat, locking in Luci airtight. Luci gets three massive loads for her efforts, covering her face and chest completely. I mean, they douse her, it‘s dripping everywhere and running down her stomach. She, with her eyes closed, still manages to give one last suck to every prick in the room before we fade to the next scene.***½


Brooke Milano (Perfect Specimens, Feeding Frenzy 4)

Jules and Brett Rockman have somehow figured out a way to ensnare an angel. Brooke Milano, wings on her back, has her hands shackled behind her back with some pink cuffs and is blindfolded in the middle of Jules‘ floor. Rockman and Jordan approach her with obvious bad intentions (and their dicks out) to violate this heavenly creature. Milano, it seems, is no angel and is no stranger to the taste of dick; she recognizes (and likes) Brett and Jules‘ tools the minute they touch her lips. With her hands bound behind her back, Brooke is unable to wipe the drool and saliva strings from her chin, making for a messy but infinitely hot blowjob. About halfway through, Brooke starts to look sad. “What‘s the matter,” asks Jules. “I have to pee,” she says. Jules looks down between her legs and starts to massage her pussy a little while Milano has an “accident“ right there all over the floor. I‘m not into that but your mileage may vary. Brooke, now unbound and unblindfolded, continues to slurp on schlong like nothing happened.

Jules positions himself atop a nearby stairwell banister for Brooke to stroke his cock while Rockman eases his bent boner into Brooke doggie. We then move to mish, where Jules spreads Milano‘s 18-year-old pink wide while she keeps Rockman busy with her hands and mouth. The guys switch places before taking turns banging her tiny ass doggie, as well. “I love this cock,” Brooke moans. This is another girl who is night and day from when she first started. Some chicks just start out on fire and hit the ground running, others develop slowly but surely, starting green, raw and without sophistication or skill. Milano definitely falls into the latter camp but she did become quite the nubile and semi-experienced fuckette before she left us all, didn‘t she? Watching her ride Jules cowgirl with a mouthful of Rockman almost brought a tear to my eye. It‘s so beautiful. Equally as mesmerizing is watching Brooke get slammed spoon by Rockman while she rests her head in Jordan‘s lap, stroking and licking his cock while caressing his sack, sometimes using it to drive his dick further into her itty-bitty mouth. A short round of reverse cowgirl follows, Brooke riding Rockman while gagging on Jules, before we move to this pocket-sized angle on her knees between Brett and Jules taking simultaneous streams of sperm all over her face and eyes. ***½


Teagan, (Weapons of Ass Destruction 3, Service Animals 16)

If it‘s one place that Jordan does not lack originality it‘s wardrobe. He may not be doing anything that‘s completely new under the sun where it concerns porn, but at least he‘s not going back to the well with the whole fishnet thing, which for some reason, still has not played itself out in the world of adult yet. Teagan Presley is dolled up as Little Red Riding Hood and what a cute fairy tale character she makes. I‘m almost certain that the Brothers Grimm version didn‘t have Red dressed this provocatively, showing off her tits and ass and rubbing her pussy but that‘s exactly what Teagan is doing here today. Maybe they should rework their story because this one is already starting off a million times hotter than the original. The scent brings out the dogs (Mark Ashley and Alberto Rey wearing huge leather dog fetish masks…what, no Big Bad Wolf masks available?) to take advantage of the helpless and lost Riding Hood. I bet Little Red Riding Teagan wishes she had not veered off of the path now. Somehow, with that huge smile on her face, I doubt she regrets her decision.

The dogs rub Teagan‘s tits and pussy for her now and in return, she sucks and strokes their doggie dicks. Alberto bends Teagan over to rail her doggie (ha!) while she sucks Ashley and strokes him to maximum hardness. Not even a kind woodsman can save our precious Teagan now. In fact, she‘s trapped between two good woodsmen right now and it ain‘t doing her a damn bit of good. Stripped of her red hood and completely naked with the exception of her shoes and stockings now, Teagan turns the other way to get pounded by Ashley. Vadge reverse cowgirl with Alberto becomes anal reverse cowgirl which then becomes a reverse cowgirl DP. I know this marks my third time in as many scenes saying this, but man, Teagan’s matured nicely in front of the camera. Here it looks as though she may have finally started actually earning all the praise and adulation that’s been coming her way before she even stepped foot on a set. Which is a shame since, like always, once a girl gets white hot in this business, some feature company signs them away. Say hello to Teagan Presley, Digital Playground exclusive contract star. The dog masks are off of Mark and Alberto now and Mark fingers a standing Teagan until she squirts and the juices run down her legs. That’s two Jules Jordan movies, two scenes with Mark Ashley in both of them and he’s made her squirt both times. (I recall Teagan saying Ashley is one of her favorite guys to work with) He fucks her pussy while she struggles to recover and then moves back into her ass while she blows Alberto. The action then moves to a small sofa where Alberto fucks Teagan‘s ass from the spoon position while Ashley pushes her head down on his cock. Alberto gets some ass-to-mouth action before Teagan straddles Ashley cowgirl. Y‘all have seen Teagan‘s ass before so I don‘t even have to tell you what this looks like. Unreal. How a girl so tiny can have such a shapely and fleshy backside, I‘ll never know. The sight is too much for Alberto to take, so he dives in, sandwiching Teagan in yet another DP, this time cowgirl. If there‘s anything better than watching Teagan get plowed cowgirl, it‘s watching her getting plowed by TWO dicks cowgirl. Teagan gives two great gagging blowjobs until Alberto and Mark shoot their semen right into her open mouth, Alberto doing so twice. Not bad at all for her first double penetration. And once again, Jules Jordan gets “first“ dibs on a hot new property. Miraculous. ***½


Gauge (Flesh Hunter 3, Ass Worship 3)

Gauge (a veteran of SIX Jules Jordan movies) is lying back sucking on one of those long colorful candy suckers, seductively eyeing us in a white ensemble consisting of a pleated skirt, see-through panties and matching top. She lifts the top to reveal her tits and damned if Gauge isn‘t filling out quite nicely. She‘s sporting some really womanly curves. She pulls her panties to the side, slides her candy across her pussy and then puts it back in her mouth. After undressing, she slides down to the floor to undo Jules‘ pants, where we get a pretty awesome POV blowjob sequence with a little tit-fucking action, to boot. Question: when is Jules going to get another belt? That spiked, 80‘s-style “Breakin‘ 2: Electric Bugaloo“-flavored one has made far too many appearances and been wrapped around far too many girls‘ necks. It‘s time to retire it, homie. Let it go and never buy another belt from Hot Topic again.

With nothing remaining on except her miniskirt, anklesocks and high heels, Gauge mounts Jules cowgirl, bouncing and grinding her round, firm ass up and down on his lap. Jordan then lifts little Gauge up and drops her onto the leopard-print couch missionary, slips off her skirt and throws her legs East and West, opening her up super wide and pounding the SHIT out of her pussy. Her heels are touching the opposite ends of the sofa. Jules scrambles up Gauge and plops his cock in her mouth briefly before going back to work on her little gash. Man, where did Gauge get those tits from? I‘ve always been a fan and thought she had a great rack for such a tiny girl but they seem larger than normal here. When Jules lets her up, Gauge saunters over to Jules‘ black leather lounger, you know, the one he ALWAYS uses for doggie, so you know what‘s coming next. Gauge assumes the position and out comes the butt plug. She gets both holes filled, Jules in her pussy and the plug in her ass until Jules decides to fuck her ass himself. They got at it doggie for a while, with some ass-to-mouth thrown in to break up the monotony before moving to the piledriver position, which looks great (if you can recall Amber Michaels‘ legendary turn in Ass Worship 2) when Jules is the man in charge. Man, I almost forgot…I would be remiss if I did not mention Gauge‘s styled pubic hair. It‘s a regular triangle of short hairs, but with a straight patch shaved right down the middle, leaving behind two “wings“ on either side above her crotch. Nice. On her knees now, Jules backs up and blasts Gauge right between (and in) the eyes with his typically large load. Despite being an average performer, is this guy mustering some of the most memorable pop shots of this year or what? ***


Kaylynn (Heavy Metal 5, Ass Worship 5)

This is going to sound strange but right now I don‘t know which I should be more excited about: seeing Kaylynn‘s phat ass in some eensy-weensy leather shorts and fishnets (OH NO!) or the man she‘s paired with today. That‘s right, folks, the Scorsese/Deniro-like tandem of Jules Jordan and none other than Lexington Steele are back at it again. Kaylynn wastes no time taking that big black member into her hands and into her mouth. As evidenced in Once You Go Black 3, Kaylynn REALLY digs dark meat. You‘ve got to love her innocent, girlish grin while she completely whores it up with Lex‘s cock. This is like watching young Tiffany Mynx but without the big hair.

Lex tears himself a hole in Kaylynn‘s fishnets and bends her over to tap that ass doggie. With an ass like that, it‘s no wonder this position was first and foremost on his mind. Kaylynn keeps her trademark gorgeous smile on throughout this bit of action until Lex brings her back onto his lap for some reverse cowgirl. She doesn‘t spread allowing us to see the insertion or penetration, but rather grinds on him with her legs closed until she stands up and Lex pounds her against the wall in doggie again. “It‘s good…but it‘s fuckin‘ DEEP!” she grunts before moving to a nearby chair where she bends over on all fours for yet again, more doggie. This time, though, it‘s in her ass. You think that stops Kaylynn from flashing those pearly whites constantly? I think this slut actually smiles wider once she has that log pushed in her pooper. At first I doubted the sanity of making this scene the closer but it really is rather hot. Kaylynn straddles Lex cowgirl next, draping her big ass right over his prick. Standing in front of him first, it looks like her legs go on for MILES. But with an ass like that waiting at the end of that road, it‘d be worth the trip. Our couple moves around the kitchen in cowgirl, having fun and laughing with each other as it seems they have literally fucked themselves silly. What would a Jules Jordan movie be without someone getting their ass plugged on a stool? Kaylynn and Lex fulfill this last requirement on a kitchen barstool, Kaylynn rocking her ass back to meet Steele‘s meat in the middle, culminating in a full-body, shuddering, table-slapping orgasm. One good climax deserves another and Lex delivers with a geyser of goo right onto Kaylynn‘s kisser. ****


Extras:

Surprisingly, The Evil Angel Fetish Menu is missing this time out but we get roughly 34 minutes of extra sex footage, a cumshot recap, photo gallery, website info, a cast list and their filmographies and a Jules Jordan biography.


Comments:

More of the same. If you liked Jules Jordan’s last six movies, there’s no reason why you won’t dig this one. But sometimes, “more of the same” can be boring.

The only problem I can find with Jordan‘s work as of late is its repetiveness. It seems he’s found a formula that works for him and has grown complacent, almost seeming to fear venturing into the unknown and away from what's been working for him. There’s not a girl in this cast that he hasn’t shot before. I‘ve reviewed or seen just about everything he‘s done since coming on board with the Evil Empire and I swear to God that if you cut his last three releases together into one movie, you wouldn‘t be able to tell them apart. From series to series (other than Feeding Frenzy which is all oral) there is nothing to differentiate them. A scene in Ass Worship can easily be placed in Weapons of Ass Destruction or vice versa; a scene from Flesh Hunter would look like it belonged in Once You Go Black or Trained Teens. We all appreciate his expertise and his unique way of filming a scene, no doubt. I think we‘ve all seen a girl and said to ourselves, “I wonder how much better she would look if Jules directed this?” We can‘t wait to see our favorite stars get the “Jules Jordan Treatment“ but the truth is, the Jules Jordan treatment is starting to get stale and needs some to freshening up. Jules Jordan needs to not be afraid to “lose“ per se and take risks. Do something different. Be it concepts, clothing, sets, whataveyou, now is the time to shake things up, deviate from the status quo and break new ground. A director I liken Jules to often is Quentin Tarantino. In his fans‘ eyes, Quentin can do no wrong and everyone loves when a star gets the “Tarantino Treatment.” And while Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction and Jackie Brown were all great, Tarantino took a risk with his latest. He went and did something different, Kill Bill, and it resulted in him having his most successful movie to date, the biggest money maker of his career. That, Jules, is something to think about. We all know what to expect from Jules Jordan but don't you think it's time you shocked and surprised us with something we'd NEVER expect rather than the same old, same old?

Crucifixio Jones