Hellcats 3 Review

Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones  on  5/22/2004

Hellcats #3
**** ½
2004, 2 hours and 38 minutes
Evil Angel DVD and Joey Silvera Video
Directed by Joey Silvera
Starring Teagan, Sativa Rose, Heather Gables, Cris Taliana, Katin, Rita Faltoyano, Kiara Rose, Alex Divine

The Knowledge:

My earliest memories of Joey Silvera come from the beginning of the nineties. I thought he was the luckiest man in the world because he got to screw the likes of Ashlyn Gere, Kaitlyn Ashley and Nici Sterling. I envied this man, I wanted to be in his shoes. Joey’s since gone on to become just as outstanding a director as he was a performer, occasionally still inspiring great jealousy in myself when he comes from behind the camera, like when he injected himself into the fray in Service Animals 11to join two of my favorite performers, Melanie Jagger and Aurora Snow.

Silvera’s latest entry into the ever-popular “young girl” genre is Hellcats 3, a series that seems to focus on the not-so-innocent lolitas rather than the usual shy and innocuous variety we see in most titles today. With Hellcats you’ll get your fill of fresh-faced teens, to be sure, but these girls bring a certain amount of sophistication and savoir faire as compared to their relatively inexperienced barely legal counterparts. While they do dress the part at times, the ladies of Hellcats don’t wait for instruction or even need to be taught what to do in sexual situations. Don’t let their looks fool you. They know their way around dick and aren’t bashful about flaunting their skills. Cute they may be, but these kittens are cats straight from Hell, that will scar you with their claws if you’re foolhardy enough to get too close.


The Action:

Teagan

What starlet in recent memory has caused more of a ruckus before ever even being seen in action than Teagan Presley? (Service Animals 16) Not many, I‘m willing to wager. Teagan showed up at last year‘s Adult Entertainment Expo looking like a million bucks in a schoolgirl outfit that made her more than resemble Britney Spears a little (I think she looks more like Savanna Samson, personally). Once pictures of her from the show began to circulate, everyone was clamoring to see this sweet, young, fresh-outta-high school eighteen year-old in front of the camera, preferably fucked silly and hard. Teagan, a petite, small-chested, dirty blonde has already been crowned the year’s best new starlet by her loyal fans and it’s only May. Mind you, they decided such back in February, many seeing no more than still photographs.

When paired with Rick Masters and Brian Pumper, Teagan still looks a bit uneasy while talking and teasing, but she‘s ready, willing, able and trying hard to please. She wriggles her angular pink body out of a black PVC ensemble like a snake as she capably preps the two pythons set before her with both of her hands and her competent mouth. Teagan already clearly knows the value of playing to the camera and making eye contact with the viewer at home; she does so frequently throughout, her girlish smirk permanently affixed to her youthful yet sophisticated face. Once the action gets under way proper, I begin to see Jenna Haze-like qualities come through in Teagan's performance. The two are built eerily similar and both exude the same brand of old soul know-how in a barely-ripe, virginal body that drew so many fans to Haze early in her career. Whereas people like Haze and Taylor Rain brought more advanced and veteran sexual technique to the table right from the get-go, Teagan compensates by being a natural eye-catcher; someone you couldn‘t turn away from even if you wanted to.

Teagan looks amazing bouncing on cock in reverse cowgirl or being plowed doggie while she entertains cock with her mouth but she lacks off-the-charts enthusiasm and experience; things that made Haze and girls like her hard to ignore regardless of personal taste. In time, I‘m sure both will come if this scene is any indication. Silvera‘s camera follows the action everywhere my eyes want to be, often keeping Teagan‘s entire lithe frame in the shot while managing to not let the guys be a distraction. I like that. Saving nothing for later, Teagan does a fine job of taking Masters in her ass mish as she frantically stimulates her clit and then rides Pumper reverse cowgirl in the same orifice. Presley jerks both men off into her pretty mouth and licks up off of the sofa what didn‘t make it inside. ***


Heather Gables, Sativa Rose

According to the introduction, young Heather tracked Silvera down after seeing Kinzie Kenner and Manuel Ferrara in Hellcats 1. She said she loved the face-slapping. I'm sure Silvera will ensure she gets her share here today. Gables is all dolled up outside in a schoolgirl outfit, one that screams she is ready to be dominated in the most overt of ways, complete with a vintage tin Strawberry Shortcake lunchbox. That‘s dedication to wardrobe right there. Meanwhile inside, Sativa Rose and Kurt Lockwood get to know one another a tad better. Rose is a voluptuous latina with full lips, long raven-black tresses, thick backside and big round natural breasts so magnificent they easily shame more than half of the performers in the industry with implants. The positioning of the camera to capture the blowjob she gives Kurt is nothing short of perfect -- just slightly beneath the action, we get to see Sativa‘s wet mouth pour down over Kurt‘s wood like an Amazonian rainfall and her pointy nipples cascade down around his shaft.

Once Heather arrives, Sativa turns into the second coming of Ashley Blue, smacking Gable‘s face and tits and making her lick her twat by grabbing handfuls of her blonde hair. She gets the same treatment from Kurt when she makes a move for his dick as he and Sativa both force Heather‘s head all the way down on his lap, her lips nearly meeting his ball sack with every push. “Can you breathe, can you breathe, you fuckin’ slut?,“ Sativa tauntingly inquires, pushing her head down further and further and Lockwood’s stiff member. Heather is loving every minute of it and you can tell. Each slap to the face drives her crazy; you can see it in her eyes. She couldn‘t be happier than when she‘s being verbally abused, fucked hard, choked, spit on and slapped around. Watching this young thing get off in this way is an undeniable turn-on, even if you‘re not a fan of rough stuff. There‘s just something about seeing someone so clearly into what they‘re doing that makes you forget HOW she‘s getting there. Just when you think you haven‘t seen nearly enough of Sativa in action, she rides Kurt reverse cowgirl, her unreal tits bouncing wildly while Heather is forcefully made to lick her snatch. With Kurt fucking her pussy like a madman and Heather rubbing her clit, Sativa even manages to squirt. She cums so hard at one point she cries tears of joy and has to take a time out to hug her co-stars. Never has domination looked like so much fun. Heather doesn‘t need anyone to degrade her as she does a good job by herself with Lockwood‘s meat in her ass missionary and reverse cowgirl. “I‘m a dirty fuckin‘ slut!” she screams while Sativa continues to hurl more abuse. Intertwined and playing with each other‘s pussies, Sativa and Heather both get their mouths shot full of hot cream courtesy of Kurt. Sativa seemingly can‘t stop sucking his prick clean as the scene wraps up with Heather thoroughly satisfied, a huge smile on her face. Talk about lemons and lemonade! I didn't know what to make of Heather when I first saw her but that was a star-making and surprising turn for her. Fans of harder-edge fare should seek this out. **** ½


Katin, Cris Taliana

Next up are two of the hottest new starlets on the block, Jules Jordan's teen discovery and ever-adorable Cris Taliana (Invasian) and Katin (New Girls 6) (whether that rhymes with Satin or Satan, I’m not sure). Both girls are outside, fondling themselves and each other for our pleasure. Katin bears a slight resemblance to Venus or Daisy Fuentes as far as her face but her body is much more naturally curvaceous; Katin‘s got a really nice big rack. The girls are both wearing see-though mesh black tops which show off their upper assets nicely. Inside, the two cozy up to Mick Blue who is more than willing to get the party started with these two horny strumpets. Mick gets to suck tit and have his cock grinded on hard by both girls -- they wriggle and gyrate out of control as they have their pussies played with, licked and fingered. The heat and natural enthusiasm is off the charts right out of the gate, so much that Silvera’s hand finds its way into the frame to push the back of Katin’s head down further on Mick’s tool as she blows him. You’ve got to love Katin’s tattoos on her waist: one on each hip which both draw attention to the honey pot that lies between her thighs. After Cris and Katin take turns having their faces, and in Katin’s case, tits fucked by Mick, until he hoists Taliana onto his lap from some standing cowgirl. Cris is an animal in this position, pistoning herself up and down like a jackrabbit in heat, her little black thong looking sexy as hell in the crack of her young ripe ass. Blue fucks Cris missionary on a nearby pooltable and standing doggie before finally getting his dick wet with some Katin juices cowgirl on the same pooltable. Katin rides Blue like a redneck woman riding the mechanical bull on Penny Pitcher night at the Sorry Gulch Saloon. She’s fully aware of how awesome her tits are, too, in reverse cowgirl she jiggles them like they had tassles on the ends as I make notice of some of the movie posters on the walls of the room they’re in. Among them: Natural Born Killers and Taxi Driver. Cris and Katin double team Mick’s cock with their hands and mouths ‘til he squirts all over himself and Cris licks his lap clean before sharing his semen in a wet sloppy kiss with Katin. The females in this scene couldn't have been any cuter and I enjoyed the intensity shared amongst everyone right from the start.***


Rita Faltoyano

Holeeee shit, does Rita Faltoyano (Fresh Meat 12) look uber-hawt in her tight little nurse’s outfit or what? White knee-high stockings, a white skirt that doesn’t even pretend to attempt to cover her ass and five seconds after she’s in the door to attend to her “patient” her tits are already falling out of her top. Silvera is not wasting any unnecessary time on the setup. Who cares why Rita’s “character” is there, let’s get her boned hard, facialed heavy and on her way, right? Rita takes a paddle to Dylan James‘ ass a few times while she sucks his dick from the back as he stands. She then moves underneath and in front of him to suck it properly while she slaps away at her own clit and continues to redden his ass with her paddle. There have been some sexy Euros to come to the States to do movies, Monica Sweetheart and Sylvia Saint chief amongst them, but it‘s high time Rita Faltoyano got mentioned in the same breath as these ladies. This woman is amazing to watch, as sexy as either of those women if not moreso and better in action than at least Sweetheart. It‘s a close call between her and Saint, though. Watching Rita deep throat and gag on the meat of Dylan and Mark Ashley right now, I‘m inclined to almost give the edge to Faltoyano. This woman is literally DRUNK off dick. She‘s got a huge smile on her face but her eyes are glazed over and her lids half shut. The way Rita fucks Dillon reverse cowgirl ought to be OUTLAWED. She doesn‘t so much screw him as she USES her pussy and manipulates every inch of her body to pleasure him. Straddling him like a true WHORE, Rita slowly lowers herself on and off of the very tip of his prick, teasing him endlessly before landing on him hard and fucking him full-tilt, her white knee-highs spread apart far showing us a little slice of heaven. Have your tissues nearby as this scene approaches, I’m warning you. Ashley and Dylan takes turns fucking Rita doggie before DP‘ing her cowgirl. Shortly thereafter Rita‘s held in front of Ashley and made to beg for his cum which he delivers all over her face and chest. Dillon follows suit, firing off straight down Rita‘s throat and onto the bridge of her nose. Rita is a giggly, cum-covered “head nurse“ at scene‘s end. This was short but honestly, I don‘t know if the world is ready for 110% of Faltoyano's fire. ***


Introducing Kiara Rose

Kiara’s a new girl I haven’t seen before. Her nice natural body and pierced tits are covered in a black fishnet catsuit, her black shoulder-length hair cascading around and framing her adorable face, crosskicking flame-red lips and pierced tongue. She talks to Joey a little while as she plays with Jay Ashley and Mick Blue‘s cocks and they in turn grope and play with her. With Ashley‘s cock in her mouth, he beats the back of her head a little to cram it all the way in…like a carpenter hitting a nail on the head those last few times to drive it all the way home. Kiara looks a tad inexperienced at the art of cocksucking so Blue and Ashley just hold her face in place while they use their hard dicks to give her a crash course. As in, they repeatedly just crash their dicks into her face. All she has to do is hold her mouth open. These guys are a class act for making her instruction so easy to follow. Gentlemen they are, they even give it a go at making her cum by roughly fingering her pussy at high speed. Kiara gets tossed in a variety of sexual positions once the actual penetration begins, starting with some gentle mish (well, gentle for Ashley) followed by some balls-out doggie style by Blue while she bobs on Ashley‘s cock while fondling her fleshy mounds. Kiara straddles Jay cowgirl, using her big ass to hump his prick hard until Blue comes around to DP the newb. I was skeptical about how this was going to end up but Rose took it like a champ and even seemed to enjoy it. Having plundered her poop chute enough in the position, the boys flip Kiara over reverse cowgirl and proceed to double penetrate her pussy. It‘s just now that I realize that I‘ve become so spoiled by the excellent camerawork, I‘m taking it for granted. How many times have you been watching a scene and craned your neck to get a better view of the action (even though you can‘t) because you wish the camera was somewhere else? Don‘t worry about having to do that here. Back on her stomach, Ashley makes Kiara smoke a cigar (and his cock) while Mick Blue fucks her ass doggie. Kneeling between both men, Kira continues to smoke while they both deflate their sacks into her mouth. This was a nice turn from a new girl and I‘m sure we‘ll be seeing more of her in the future. That‘s two primo finds for Silvera in this movie.**** ½


Alex Divine (DVD only bonus scene)

Divine has always been a guilty pleasure of mine. She’ll never be on the top of anyone’s favorites list but she’s about as solid a performer as you’ll find, nasty as hell and cute as a button in her own way. Alex Divine is what Jodie Foster or Holly Hunter would be like if they ever did adult movies. She’s even more adorable here, hair in pigtails, dressed up like a Girl Scout selling some cookies (like Demi Marx in Part I) but who’s also “all about the cock.” Rick Masters doesn’t have to ask her twice before she’s on her knees and rolling her head around like it’s on a swivel all over his prick. Masters takes Divine into a back alley and tries to fuck Divine’s face right through the back of a brick wall. Seriously. Only Silvera’s quick hand saves it from being driven through to the other side from the force of his furious pumping. The cocksucking moves inside where Divine has now stripped out of all her clothes except for her green Girl Scout sash which crosses her chest and runs in between the cleavage of her two natural c-cup tits. “Two cocks are my favorite thing,” she says as she deep throats and gags on Masters and Silvio until drool runs down her face and chin. Masters is freakin‘ relentless, looking as though he doesn‘t just want to put his entire dick down her throat, but like he wants to climb down her gullet with his whole body. Alex does her best to accommodate him, even if it means denying herself oxygen for extended periods of time. Just when her eyes are starting to well with tears and turn red, he backs her up against another wall and makes her put her hands down to her sides while he just has his way with her throat. The gagging and gurgling don‘t sound like much fun but Divine doesn‘t seem fazed by it, in fact, the look on her face implies she likes it. A lot. “I‘m a good cocksucker!,” she says proudly. Masters and Silvio do fuck Alex for a bit, drool streaming down the length of her body and soaking her sash, her pigtails now a sloppy, sweaty tangle, her pert tits dancing like they were at the Scout Jamboree but this bonus DVD-only scene is all about Alex‘s supreme schlong sucking skills. Masters in particular, puts her throat through an endurance trial and Divine passes with flying colors. The last chick I saw take a throat fucking like this one for this long retired shortly afterwards. She deep throats, gags and fucks both men to completion…two loads of splooge later, I‘d say we have one of the hotter, if not the hottest scene on the disc and a young woman who truly earned her paycheck on this day. I still don‘t think Masters and Silvio bought any cookies, though. ****


Extras:

The standard Evil Angel fetish menu: this one features titfucking (which is weird to include since there was only one instance of it in the whole disc and it was under a minute), blowjobs, anal sex, double penetration and cumshots. Silvera’s also included nine minutes of extra footage (schwing~!), a controllable photo gallery, cast list, filmographies and website info.


Comments:

This was my introduction to the current wonderful world of Joey Silvera and words can’t describe how much I’d like to be invited back. Tell me where I can buy my ticket! This is the kind of disc you see and you kick yourself for not seeing it sooner and for not owning the director’s previous work, specifically, the two preceding installment of this series. Sex-wise and directorially, I can’t point out a single flaw in the overall work. Everybody worked their asses off in those two departments. Even the women who were lesser-known coming in (Heather Gables, Sativa Rose and Kiara Rose) all held their own and did what they had to do to make their scenes memorable and highly strokable ones in one way or another. Teagan looks as though in time she’ll blossom into quite the little raincoater darling, especially if she keeps up her do-anything, risk-taking attitude. All the praise may yet be warranted and the potential fulfilled. Just don’t sign any contracts and stay a gonzo gal, Teagan! Rita Faltoyano added an air of overseas elegance and calss with her inclusion and Cris and Katin were a tag-team that every red-blooded American smut consumer dreams of fucking. It took Joey to bring them together in one movie for us. Thank you. And thanks for one helluva ride with your ‘Cats. Can’t wait til Part IV.

Crucifixio Jones