From Her Ass To Her Mouth (Red Light District) Review

Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones  on  3/14/2004

From Her Ass To Her Mouth
**** ½
From Vouyer Productions in association with Red Light District
2003, 2 hours and 20 minutes minutes
Directed by Vince Vouyer
Starring Ariana Jollee, Scarlet O’Whora, Jamie Brooks, Britney Madison, Katrina Kraven, Melanie, Luci Thai, Lily Thai, Dana Vespoli

Synopsis:

It’s never a bad idea to blatantly cater to your core audience. While certainly not representative of the entire porn watching community, the posters at Adult DVD Talk tastes are largely indicative of the audience Red Light District seeks to target. When ADT demanded a title whose focus was a new nation-sweeping, anally and orally fixated phenomenon, ATOGM, Vouyer and RLD were there to listen. They wisely took notice and heed to their consumers’ wants. They soon announced plans to start production on a film that would serve to satisfy their loyal followers’ hunger. Anticipation reached a fever pitch when the box art was finally released to an eager public. Other than its ubiquitous title, only three other words graced the cover; three words that would send shockwaves through the industry and those already waiting with bated breath and counting down the days on their calendars to the release date into a literal testicular tizzy. “Introducing Lily Thai.” Already knowing the theme of the video, it is completely understandable how the sight of the previously girl/girl only Thai kneeling next to the ample posterior of Dana Vespoli, who had not yet done anal on camera at this point in her career, would cause widespread pandemonium. Vince and RLD had successfully and almost secretly killed three birds with one stone and ADT had scored yet another personal victory. It was a great day to be sure and a surprise that I’m sure no one saw coming.

Uncle Vinny does the raincoater faithful proud with the final product, From Her Ass To Her Mouth, a picture which attempts to sate many perverts lust for the newest fetish du jour, ATOGM (ass-to-other-girl’s-mouth) a suitably depraved escalation from the now old hat standard A2M. For the uninitiated, A2M, or ass-to-mouth as it is commonly referred, is when a female is penetrated anally and then performs fellatio on the penis that was just pulled from her rectal cavity. As you can see, it is already not the most hygienic of sexual practices and one only ups the anal ante in this sick game of potential hepatitis roulette when you add another strange rear end to the morally corrupt cocktail. It is one thing to lick your own poop chute juices from a man’s cock, but it is yet another thing all together when you’re required to lick another woman’s rectal remnants from that same prick. Believe it or not, people request this. It is in demand. And Red Light District, God bless’em, followed the first rule of business and provided us all with one helluva blockbuster of a supply.

The Action:

Scarlet O’Whora and Ariana Jollee

Scarlet, a fairly pretty blonde with a fat bagel-shaped pussy, explains in her Brit accent that she’s on a mission from the Queen to have lots of hot sex. Scarlet isn’t wearing any panties (but she is wearing a rather frumpy black sweater) so she flips herself over, hikes up her miniskirt and grabs her heels to give us a privileged view of her ass. Ballerina/gymnast Ariana arrives next in a black mesh top that shows off her pert and perfect natural breasts, shorts so short that Webster’s should highly consider coming up with a new word to define them and a pair of seven-inch high heels that must give her nosebleeds whenever she dares to put them on. Ariana’s a slutty fuck machine and everything she says during her short interview confirms it. She can’t wait to get started and start tasting cock out of Scarlet’s ass. Soon the two are started and Joel Lawrence doesn’t even let Ariana suck on his dick for a while like she said she wanted to but rather bends Scarlet over and puts his meat directly in her arse after a very brief tandem blowjob. Ariana is perched over the action, frequently sucking cock as it emerges from O’Whora’s crapper. Jollee gets her turn as she brings her shorts down to her thighs (that’s so sexy for some strange reason) and bends over the same as Scarlet, readying herself for doggie penetration. The girls switch out a few times, one in doggie, the other beneath her to easier facilitate the A2M process, which looks fantastic visually. After fucking Ariana for a bit cowgirl, both girls get an anal mish pounding replete with more, what else? ATOGM. Jollee takes the facial as our guy pulls out of Scarlet’s ass and the two kiss and swap the semen while smiling seductively as one can with cum dripping from one’s lips. Scarlet swallows the cum and both girls thanks Vouyer for the opportunity as they throw their legs up high and show off their freshly fucked bungholes. Ariana is an ATM machine, racking up a whopping twenty instances of the deviant sex act, doubling her scene partner’s output, Scarlet, who only had a mere ten occurrences. While Ariana probably didn’t get enough, I’m sure we won’t find Scarlet somewhere complaining. ****

Jamie Brooks and Britney Madison

Jamie Brooks walks hurriedly into Vince’s office and plops down in a chair while he explains what exactly she has to do to get cast in this movie. Jamie’s an average-sized blonde with a big smile, smallish tits and an English accent. She’s down with tasting another woman’s ass and in fact, has done it before. Vince believes she’s a keeper but he has another girl in the hallway to interview first. Britney Madison, a thicker round-faced cutie with blonde hair and a pair of equally thick red DSL’s enters and shows off her huge natural sweater shredders (which are still a 34D after reduction). She’s also a “dirty bird” who has no problem with what’s required of her to be in Vince’s latest series. As the action begins in earnest, you’ve got to chuckle at Erik Everhard asking the girls their names just as they begin sucking him off. “It’s so romantic,” he says. The gals have changed into lacy black lingerie and seem to have no reservations about letting Everhard forcibly and furiously fuck their fresh faces. Both get tossed over the back of a nearby sofa, Britney being the first to have her pussy poked from behind. Jamie provides plenty of pussy-to-mouth service in the meantime until it's her turn to get stuck in the sphincter doggie with her panties down around her ankles. “Bring that dick from her ass to my mouth!” Britney pleads. Erik analizes Britney doggie next and Jamie quickly surpasses her ass-to-mouth output as Everhard rapidly alternates dipping his wick in Britney‘s crap cave and Jamie‘s mouth. We switch to Jamie getting a rabid reverse cowgirl anal pounding while Britney hovers like a vulture over the point of penetration anxious to cram cock in her craw whenever the opportunity arises. Wrapping her manicured nails around Everhard‘s shaft and cupping his balls like a wine taster might a flute of champagne, Britney engulfs his pussy prod, seemingly savoring the aroma and combined taste of dick, ass and lube. Britney is piledrived next (not the most flattering position for her since her reduction scars are prominently featured), Everhard frequently switching his strokes between her snatch and her ass. Erik finishes up with Jamie in anal doggie, Britney taking the facial as she lies beneath them both. Jamie (who I just realized never took off her bra) is disappointed that she didn‘t get to taste any of Erik‘s seed so he instantly and miraculously on-cue summons a second respectable load to glue her lips shut. There is a God and his name is Evah-hahd. *** ½

Melanie and Katrina Kraven

Tony T. and Alberto Rey provide our first and only scene with two girls and two guys. You have to love a girl who wholeheartedly endorses, embraces and celebrates her shortcomings, refusing to live in denial. “I’m naturally blonde. Please speak slowly” reads the t-shirt of 19-year-old blonde Melanie X, who is sitting in Vince’s office being interviewed. I detect yet another European accent just as she reveals she’s from Brighton, England. 26-year-old Katrina Kraven, on the other hand, is a self-described “full-blown woman”, a raven-haired super slutty and energetic dirty talking man-eater in the fine tradition of Belladonna, Anna Malle and Jeanna Fine. Kraven must be half horse, because her fleshy bumper and thick thighs are indicative of a true thoroughbred, with sizeable natural tits capped with big puffy nipples to match. The Wonder Woman tattoo over the crotch make wonder aloud if her pussy is like the fictional Amazonian’s magic lasso because it looks as if once it was wrapped around you, it could quite possibly draw out the truth. Tony T asks a rather telling question during Vince’s pre-fuck pep talk with the boys: “So what happens if they try to wipe it off when we put it in their mouth? Smack’em?” He then heads straight for Katrina. Oh, Tony if you only knew. You’re fucking with the right one now if you’re looking to get wild and buck nasty. The camera stays trained on the antics of this pair for much of the action and rightfully so. Some fans may hate on Tony T for giving off a cocky and arrogant young punk vibe and he may seems to enjoy dishing out abuse for pleasure almost too much. I myself have read posts of his on ADT that have given me severe migraines, but you cannot deny that he brings the goods. “Let me taste that fresh out of her ass,” demands Melanie who is little more than a glorified fluffer here as the guys basically take turns fucking the ever-loving shit out of Katrina and she enjoys every minute of it. They have to fuck Melanie just to get away and take a break from Double K. Kraven attacks both men’s cocks like the inhabitant of a desert island might a canteen of water; like she needs it to live. She’s a female Samson: dicks in her ass and to the back of her throat only give her strength, feeding her intensity and fueling her insatiable and inhuman drive.

Have you ever been somewhere you’ve never been before with friends that often frequent that very location? It’s an awkward experience at first; you’re struggling to get comfortable and enjoy your new surroundings, meanwhile they’re all having a ball, as at ease as they would be in their own home. That’s the feeling I get with Melanie here. She’s the odd woman out. Everyone else is literally fucking circles around her, going at it like drunken monkeys having the time of their lives and poor Melanie, while totally into it, is just half a step behind everyone else, like she’s attending a party full of strangers. Katrina has to carry the scene nearly by her lonesome, but to anyone who’s seen Kraven in action before knows she’s more than capable of keeping your eyes strictly on her throughout the duration of anything she’s involved in. Inadvertently becoming the center of attention comes as naturally to her as breathing. When the cum starts to fly, Katrina is the first one ‘Kraven’ more and actually entices Rey to jerk forth a follow-up dose to quench her thirst. She can‘t get enough, angrily staring down his dick, daring it to spew more semen in her direction. She even slurps Tony’s load out of Melanie’s mouth with a sloppy kiss no sooner than she receives it, like a baby bird seeking sustenance from its mother. Melanie, game as she is, quite frankly is blown off the screen by this debaucherous dynamo, this freaky phenom, this fucktastic force of nature that calls herself Katrina Kraven. This is one of the few times in my life where I thought it was unfair to the guys to turn only two of them loose on one woman. *** ½

Luci Thai

Randy Spears and Tony T. get 19-year-old Thai all to themselves in this scene. Her partner (not named) was a no-show but like the old adage says, the pr0n marches on. Consider it a bonus scene of sorts. Vince says it’s the day after Thanksgiving here and Spears adds that it is Thai who is going to “get some stuffing.” The two guys paw Luci’s tits and maul her ass, kissing and groping her body all over as Spears informs her, “We’re gonna fuck the shit outta you.” Luci looks unfazed. “Do whatever you want.” And they do, taking turns stretching her new-to-porn pussy and finally her tight bunghole, alone and then in a searing double-penetration. Luci Thai is nothing short of stunningly beautiful; long straight black hair, mesmerizing almond-shaped eyes, a big and natural perfect shelf of a rack, a wide mouth that could easily accommodate multiple members and a set of full luscious lips that would make most black starlets consider collagen injections. Vince is very obviously a big fan of hers as he constantly and genuinely compliments her during their interview and there is tons of footage of her in his behind-the-scenes and boner footage. Seeing her in this scene makes you understand why Uncle Vinny just could not let Luci walk off of this set without having a stab at her himself. ***

Lily Thai and Dana Vespoli

This is easily the best and most fun scene on the disc, a natural choice to close the DVD with. Lily is the bratty little shit talker you knew in high school: so tiny and unassuming it’s hard to take her trashy gutter mouth seriously, but aggressive, sexually adventurous and experienced enough to back up every word, thereby making you loathe her that much more. You pray for the opportunity to fuck her brains out just to shut her the hell up but when you do get the chance, she humiliatingly fucks you silly and puts the badmouth on you afterwards worse than she ever did before. Lord you hate her. But God you love her, too. Dana, on the other hand, is the exact opposite: quiet, reserved and well spoken, you will not believe your ears when she tells Vince how old she is. While coming off as somewhat cold, aloof and standoffish during her interview, Dana comes ALIVE once the action begins. She really surprised me with that 180; one minute she‘s acting as if it pains her to even talk, the next she‘s bent over on all fours ordering someone, anyone to violently whack her across the ass. She became a completely different person once a dick came out and the expressions on her face give away just how much she‘s digging the proceedings. Eyes tightly shut (or rolling back in her head) and her mouth agape, Vespoli channels the vintage fuck faces of Ashlyn Gere while Lily loudly cheers on and instigates the action, nearly making Everhard prematurely ejaculate very early in the scene in a humorous moment. Lily, girl-lover she is, couldn‘t wait to work with Dana after seeing her curves up close and was anxious to eat her ass and anything that came out of it. Lily herself doesn‘t do anal, but she was more than willing to do some ATOGM with Dana‘s big round butt and she‘s a squirter, which added something unique. Vince’s lens gets soaked with the spray at least twice when she rides Erik reverse cowgirl while Dana slaps Lily’s pierced clit. Man, you couldn‘t possibly put two prettier, more enthusiastic girls together. There must be some unseen half-Thai chemistry/sisterhood going on. The action is hot and heavy, fast and furious and everyone was clearly having a good time. A simple play-by-play wouldn‘t do it justice. Trust my star rating and see it for yourself, you‘ll enjoy it. Please believe me and believe me please. Stick around for the end credits and witness Lily Thai‘s impressive broadcasting skills as she provides color commentary for Dana‘s “Pre-Anal Warm-up” seen in its entirety in the Behind the Scenes featurette. *****

Extras:

Vouyer, much like myself, is admittedly a big fan of his Behind the Scenes features. (Erik Everhard stealing a quick fuck from Lily Thai during a break in the action while she steals a Pepsi from the fridge, Dana Vespoli jokingly requesting T.T. Boy in addition to Everhard in her scene, Jamie Brooks getting chastised by Vince for stopping the action without his permission, Katrina Kraven talking about how much she loves and wants to fuck Justin Slayer and Belladonna while she sits in the makeup chair and an anal accident featuring Britney Madison right after Vince reminds her of a similar incident occurring when they worked together before) Other extras include Boner footage (Luci Thai getting a short fuck but giving a long blowjob to Vince in the shower), a photo gallery, web access and trailers for twenty-three (!) Red Light District releases.

Comments:

Every girl in this movie not only loves anal sex but also insists that ass tastes great. I’ll have to take their word for it for the time being. But judging by the actions of Ariana Jollee and Katrina Kraven, consider me at least half-convinced. I would like to have seen Ariana and Katrina paired up instead of the girls they did their scenes with but I guess it was only fair to spread the talent and wealth. That surely would have given the most powerful (and unlikely) team on the disc, Lily and Dana, a run for their proverbial money. But would the guy have made it out alive? It hurt the integrity of the disc somewhat that there weren’t a full five scenes featuring ATOGM (Luci went it alone and Dana didn‘t do any A2M since Lily doesn’t do anal), but seeing Luci Thai double-teamed and creamed in addition to the entire last scene was more than enough to make up for it. This is a great movie for fans of the fetish but I’d be lying if I said it didn’t frighten me to think what the next big extreme sex act will be coming down the pike. Whatever it is, let‘s hope Vince and Red Light District dedicate a series to it so that we can get more top shelf action and talent as seen here.

Crucifixio Jones