Go Ahead Ream Me Review

Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones  on  10/21/2004

Go Ahead, Ream Me

2004, 2 hours and 20 minutes
Acid Rain
Directed by Dan Dapper
Starring Jayna Oso, Lucy Lee, Jada Fire, Chanel Chavez, Makayla Cox, Aria

The Knowledge:

John F. Kennedy once said, “Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future.” These are sagewords which Acid Rain CEO Mitchell Spinelli seems to have taken to heart. Deeming his former venture, the softer Rain Productions “antiquated,” he made the decision to become a player in today’s market and shift his focus to pleasing the current demographic of hardcore gonzo lovers. The result: ACID RAIN and a library of titles you’ll soon be proud to say you had the pleasure of jacking off to. This is my first look at an Acid Rain title and after much anticipation I eagerly await what Dapper’s stellar cast has in store for me. Enough talk. On with…

The Action:

Jayna Oso
The opening credits sequence made this movie appear to be pretty intense so I‘ve mentally prepared myself for a wild and raucous ride. Jayna starts her scene with a very brief tease segment outdoors before we move inside where she sits on a sofa in just her bra and panties (which don‘t match…sorry, just a pet peeve of mine). Two guys enter the room on either side of her and actually tell Jayna how “hot“ she is before doing their best to cut off her air supply by shoving their dicks down as close to her esophagus as they can get. Not even five minutes into the flick and Jayna has justified its title by gagging so hard on one guy‘s dick I wonder how she‘s able to breath while the other guy bangs her pussy and ass doggie so hard I‘m surprised she can even stand. She manages to hit upon another of my pet peeves when in reverse cowgirl anal and she doesn‘t take her bra off (she eventually does away with it). But she is surely getting REAMED. These guys are constantly in her mouth and her ass long and hard and are NOT letting up. They smack her around a little and tell her she doesn‘t deserve to be DP‘d before doing just that, cowgirl and reverse with some ATM cocksucking in between. Just when you think Jayna‘s done all she‘s gonna do, the boys hook her up with a cowgirl DAP, leaving a gape I‘m pretty sure I could just about drop my home theater subwoofer in SIDEWAYS if I wanted to. Oso continues to get slammed and drilled in every hole and every position until the boys fill her mouth up to the brim with jizz. That was scarily intense, Jayna. No one should enjoy getting it up the ass that much, that hard. But Thank God for the girls that do.



Lucy Lee
Again, we get a brief outdoors tease where Lucy shows off her body and then we move inside where Lucy is already hard at work sliding her mouth up and down, sideways and across her partner‘s prick. Lee already gives a pretty energetic and nasty blowjob to begin with, as we all know (Whoriental Sex Academy 7, Asia Noir 4), but she ups the usual ante here by deepthroating this guy as far as she can and gagging on his dick in between her normal frenzied head bobbing. She takes some really hard dick slaps to her tongue and face before getting stripped out of her underwear (but leaves her bra on) and fucked HARD mish on the sofa. What the fuck did they feed these little asian chicks today? Somebody ate their Wheaties to take (and enjoy) this kind of abuse. Or in their case, would that be Rice Krispies? At any rate, Lucy‘s boy doesn‘t waste a ton of time fucking her tiny pussy and goes for her ass. And then back to her pussy. Wait. He‘s back in her ass again. Pussy. Ass. Now she’s deepthroating his cock fresh out of her bung. That can‘t be sanitary. After a little anal doggie footage, we cut to Lucy bouncing on old boy‘s lap anal reverse cowgirl, where he again, switches between her pussy and her ass a few times while slapping Lucy across the face. He‘s mighty indecisive on the whole ass or pussy thing, huh? One thing he‘s certain of, however, is that he likes his cock squeaky clean at all times so he frequently makes Lucy keep it that way with just her mouth and saliva as the only cleaning agent. More pussy/ass switch-hitting in cowgirl; somebody‘s gonna need to be on antibiotics for a while after this shoot. If you like anal cowgirl then this is your scene because there‘s plenty of it here until Lucy catches a gusher right in her left eye and all over her face.



Jada Fire
I like Jada‘s outfit during her tease; an electric blue bikini dealie with black lace fringes. It suits her. You could even say that blue is “her color.“ Jada seems bemused at the prospect of taking on two dicks today, flashing that awesome brace-covered metallic smile of hers. My, what a boob job can sometimes do for your career: two years ago I had never even heard of Jada, this year she appears on the scene with new tits and she‘s in every movie on the shelves regardless of the genre. Easily one of the most used, most intense, nastiest and vastly improved performers of 2004. After a sloppy, gagging tandem blowjob, Jada lies across one guy’s lap to keep the oral action going while the other fucks her ass. “Yeah, fuck that asshole!,” she screams. “Is that all you got? IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?” Damn. Showing Jada that‘s not all they have, they sit her up and DP the ever-loving shit outta her reverse cowgirl with their hands wrapped around her throat. She gets more of the same in a cowgirl DP but that doesn’t stop Jada from spewing her usual shit-talk throughout the entire proceedings. That is, when she‘s not tasting her own ass on the two dicks in her mouth. The guys take turns railing Jada‘s ass and pussy mish until they drench her face, dropping huge loads right between her eyes, all over her tits and in her mouth. That candy rain seems to be the only thing that finally satisfies Jada and gets her to shut the hell up. Not that I mind her bratty, dirty-talk, but nut certainly calms her down.



Chanel Chavez
Why do I like Chanel so much? Hmmm…1.) she‘s immeasurably cute. 2.) she seems to really enjoy herself during her scenes and 3.) she gets the sexiest, far away and lusty look in her eyes when she cums, sometimes even when she‘s not. I could stare at that face all day. Well, no I couldn‘t because it looks like she‘s really really high, but you get the point. I'm glad Van Styles introduced me to her by way of Mamacitas 4 and Crema Latina. Today, she‘s got her lips wrapped firmly around the bent joint of Lee Stone. Bent or not, it‘s still going to be quite the obstacle for little Ms. Chavez. Lee tastes Chanel‘s wetgash through her crotchless panties before sliding his cock in her, lifting her up by her waist and bangin‘ her til the cows come home. “I know what you really want,” Lee tells her, so he flips Chanel over doggie style and shoves his crank right in her crapper. Apparently, she really did want it there because she starts yammering in Spanish and she does her little cum face I spoke about earlier. It‘s funny because when Chanel comes, she leaves the planet. I mean, really, she’s gone, bye-bye. She has no idea what‘s going on around her. She came so hard that she tried to walk away from Lee so he had to literally grab her and sit her down on his dick reverse cowgirl to keep her from grabbing her keys and going out to her car, probably. She shoves about three of her own fingers in her pussy while she rides Stone with her ass here, getting that spacey, drugged-out look a few more times in between sucking Lee‘s cock ass-to-mouth. And how cute are her little white thigh-high frilly stockings? The two move to missionary anal next and I cannot get over how Chanel just mellows out when she cums rather than tensing up and exploding like most womend do. She‘ll close her eyes, clench her teeth and announce she‘s coming and then suddenly she‘ll just go limp, you‘ll literally see her melt, like she just took a hit off of the best bong in the world. Lee makes her do this for our pleasure a few more times before dropping a wad or three in Chanel‘s open mouth and creaming her pretty little face.



Makayla Cox
Makayla Cox (who I first saw in Lethal Hard core’s Legal at Last) is up next and bares her wares outside in a fire engine-red get up, showing her meaty proportions and big round pasty chest globes. She's a thick girl, but still hot and do-able with some junk in her trunk, too. Inside she has two men waiting to abuse her. She sucks their dicks deeply while they smack her butt checks until they match her outfit. A bunch of times she gags to the point where you think she may upchuck, but fortunately that never happens (though it DOES happen to Jada Fire a few times, as you‘ll see in the Behind the Scenes stuff). Reverse cowgirl is Makayla’s first position and like Lucy Lee‘s scene before this one, the guy she‘s riding alternates between her ass and pussy as he pounds her. The other guy, meanwhile, is hovering over top of Makayla‘s mouth, driving his dick to the back of her throat, making her hack like a cat about to cough up a hairball. When he‘s satisfied that he‘s tested her gag reflex enough, he moves down to help DP her RC. After tasting (and gagging hard once again) on both dicks, they DP her cowgirl. Cox is a noisy fuck, moaning and screaming a lot throughout her scene. Well, when her mouth isn’t full of dick, which it is quite a bit. When her DP is done, one guy does her doggie, again switching back and forth between her ass and pussy, while she blows the other fella. Soon after, they flip her over so they can take turns fucking her ass mish as she sucks the other. They finish up by piledriving her ass and pussy to shreds in the piledriver position, Makayla providing some gagging ass-to-mouth action in between. Someone’s gonna have a really sore throat for the next couple of days, I guarandamntee it. Luckily for her, her boy toys do their best to coat her windpipe with lots of frothy cum; she’s got a mouth full of it and a semen-spackled face when the scene ends. Makayla herself was sorta lifeless here; she may as well have been a blow-up doll the way the boys used and abused her. But I dig that sort of complete submission to a devestating double-dicking.



Aria
Aria scares me. The former Marie Silva is a bodybuilding enthusiast who is about as solid as they come (and recently started competing professionally). That wouldn’t be such a big deal if she were passive, like say, Devon Michaels but she’s not. Lately, Aria has been an insatiable cock-hungry whore of a performer who likes it rough and squirts. Point being, if Aria’s not careful, she can HURT you. Badly. She doesn’t moan so much as she GROWLS while she’s doing her best to fuck herself silly with your cock, your personal or physical well-being be damned. She was a BEAST earlier this year in Mercernary's Manhammer. This scene with Lee Stone (her real life boyfriend nowadays) is no different. She sucks on Lee’s tool like she doesn’t even care that it’s actually attached to a human being. With no disregard for his nerve endings whatsoever, she slurps, gags and deep throats his shaft, occasionally gnawing and licking on his ball sack. Stone catches on to her game, grabbing handfuls of her long red hair, forcing Aria further and further down on his cock, sometimes slapping her HARD across the face. Aria isn’t phased, in fact, she responds by getting an even more crazed look in her eyes, breathing really hard and rapidly while she smacks at her own clit. This is a woman on a mission. When Lee’s ready Aria’s even more ready to be fucked, practically leaping into his lap cowgirl and grunting all sorts of obscenities in between her labored breathing and heavy panting. I can hardly describe how intense Aria is. She’s an animal. That’s not hyperbole, that’s what I believe to be the truth: this woman is actually a wild animal. At least with a dick in her. And an inspired shit-talker, to boot. In mish, Lee slides her cock into her ass which Aria responds to even more viciously, locking Stone in her DEATH GAZE, rubbing her clit and cumming so hard she can hardly speak. If Lee weren’t such a big boy himself, I’d be afraid for him when Aria rides him in a reverse cowgirl ass-fuck (where she squirts). She seems to forget he’s even there; her primary concern is grinding herself to orgasm and nothing else. Lee pumps his iron in her ass doggie with his hand wrapped around her throat. When he’s ready to cum, he pulls her into place by her HAIR and unloads in her mouth while she pets her pussy and squirts all over the floor. Lee smacks Aria so hard, the cum that was on her face goes flying off! She gives his cock one final big suck and the two share a kiss to end a KILLER scene. If you like loud, screaming, intense and aggressive hard bodies, then see this scene immediately. And be sure to check it out for Aria, too! These two have a very strong, passionate and intense connection in their personal lives, by Aria’s own admission and it certainly showed today. If Aria was looking for a “workout” she definitely got it here. You know what? Fuck the bullshit, stop sleeping (and hating) on Aria:


Extras:

A fifteen minute Behind the Scenes featurette that reveals Jada Fire vomiting her cranberry and vodka from her all-night partying the night before during her blowjob sequence, Aria and Lee Stone taking frequent water breaks during their physical fuck, one of the guys catching a cramp fucking Jayna Oso, Chanel commenting on and demonstrating the intensity of her orgasms and Jayna being a gamer about doing double anal (Mitch: “How much more is it for double anal?…Wanna try it and I’ll talk to Mark about the money, whatever it is?” Jayna: “Sure.”). Trailers for My Ass Is Trippin’, Stack’em Deep, Give Me Gape and Bang My White Ass and a photo gallery.

Comments:
Color me impressed. I can‘t wait for more from Acid Rain. I‘ve especially got my eye on 18-N-Fuckable which has another dream cast of hotties, no doubt fucking their little hardcore hearts out. But for now, this will certainly do. Go Ahead Ream Me featured capable direction, passable production values, a super hot cast and lots of nasty hardcore sex all packed onto a DVD that had enough special features to keep you entertained after the main show was over. If Acid Rain is Spinelli‘s leap of faith into the world of gonzo, so far it‘s a venture that looks as though it will pay off considerably. This was a shot worth taking.

Crucifixio Jones