Phatty Girls 4 Review

Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones  on  9/19/2004

Phatty Girls #4
***½
2004, 2 hours and 11 minutes
Evil Angel DVD and Justin Slayer Productions
Directed by Justin Slayer
Starring Angel Eyes, Adora, Brittany Z, Janet Jacme, Cherokee, Lexi and Carmen Hayes

The Knowledge:

Phat Asses and Hip-Hop. A combination I could do without simply because when I watch such things, I don‘t know whether I‘m supposed to be nodding my head to the overwhelming bass of the soundtrack or being turned on enough to jerk off. Call me crazy, but I think it‘d look pretty silly to be doing both.

Let me say right off the bat that I LOVED this movie. As you read along remember that fact because as I go on, it will become a fact that you will struggle to remember or even believe. At the risk of sounding like an “Uncle Tom” or Bill Cosby earlier this year, there are some things about “ethnic” porn that I have to say and get off of my chest.

I respect Justin Slayer as a performer and he is a highly gifted director. I can see why so many female performers can’t wait to work with him and have a crush on him. (he’s blessed with a remarkably great and easy smile, amongst other things, even though I personally hate his trademark shades and either Timbs or sneakers he keeps on while he performs) What I don’t enjoy is him (and others like him) perpetuating stereotypes in his movies. Is Justin Slayer really like what we see on-camera? I wouldn’t doubt it. But by the same token I don’t feel that he has to always go out of his way to wear his “gangsta” on his sleeve and talk that “ignorant nigga shit” as Jay-Z would say, whenever he has the opportunity to speak. All black men do not talk this way, act this way or only care about jewelry, cars, clothes and “bitches with big booties.“ This is why Lexington Steele remains my favorite black male performer. Not because he’s somehow head and shoulders above his “competition” but because with Lex he actually allows you to forget what color he is for twenty minutes and other people may want to ponder that and see if there’s any correlation between that and Lex’s immense popularity and success. He doesn’t draw attention to his color during his scenes (his numerous nicknames and boxcovers are a different story). He seems satisfied to be known as simply a great performer and pornographer, not the black guy who “keeps it real.” He’s a good guy who happens to be black, no reason to make a big deal out of it. No one ever constantly harps on the fact that Jules Jordan is white, do they? Slayer is in a privileged position to reach a lot of people (sales money doesn‘t lie) and while I don‘t exactly expect him to make some thought-provoking porno epic I think I should at least be able to count on him to not paint his entire race nor himself as some one-dimensional common street hood who just got lucky. I‘m sure he‘s much smarter than that.

This would be my main gripe with “black” pornography. I understand just being yourself and wanting to portray that to the masses, but at the same time, when it comes across as forced, it truly grates on my nerves. Justin Slayer and his Black Pipe Layers act as if they watched hours and hours of BET and are trying desperately (and in vain) to imitate 50 Cent and his G-Unit cronies. Do I know people like this? Sure. But that doesn’t make it any less annoying or sad. Real black people don’t need these aspects of their culture shoved down their throats…least of all in a porno. As I said before, I think Lexington Steele has proven you can be a player in this industry without becoming a caricature of what white people think we behave like. He’s smart, articulate and well-spoken; characteristics I’d respect in any director/performer, not just because one is black. I’ve always admired guys like David Aaron Clark, Thomas Zupko and surprisingly enough, even Khan Tusion for being able to express themselves in more than a monosyllabic grunt or groan when they have a mic in their faces. Though their personal appearance may not say it, their words often bring a hint of respectability to an industry that often gets none and an air of class to a business that is viewed by society as classless.

My next quibble with “black” porn would be the women. It has nothing to do with the color of their skin or how attractive they may or may not be. It comes down to one thing and that’s performance. So few black female performers are willing to go the extra mile on camera and frankly, I find that watching them isn’t worth my time. If I wanted to see a chick just lie there, not let me fuck her in the ass and ask me to pop on her butt or chest but not get any on her face, in her eyes or in her mouth, I’d go hook back up with my ex-wife. Porn is about fantasy and honestly, other than some of their looks, none of these girls are worth fantasizing about. Sometimes I look at them and really wonder aloud, where do they get off even acting this way? If you don’t have Vivid girl looks, stop acting like one. If every one of them performed like Jada Fire, I could’ve saved myself (and you) a paragraph just now. Unfortunately, the vast majority of black female talent are vanilla, mediocre, sub-par and even more frustrating, there’s only a handful of regulars. Most women are in one movie and gone before they can even explore their sexuality on camera for my benefit. Thank God there’s girls like Ayana Angel out there to fill the void. Slayer would do well for his productions and himself to cast more uninhibited firecrackers than the lame one-shot newbies (and veterans) we usually see when he casts black girls. This is Evil Angel, Just, not Exquisite, so step it up. “Average” is no longer acceptable.

Since I’ve ranted enough, I’ll keep my description of...

The Action: brief…

Angel Eyes
Angel shows off her ass wearing some black fishnets, tiny black shorts and a hot pink top. She‘s also wearing some elbow-high black PVC gloves and matching calf-high black PVC boots. The tease portion is really quite well done, especially the part that see Angel sit on a glass coffee table and we get a view of this from underneath said table. Angel has a nice natural rack to match her gorgeous ass, large enough to tongue the nipples herself. Justin starts things off by having Eyes sit on his face while he smacks her ass. Angel blows him and then lies back to get plowed missionary before Slayer lifts her up for some standing cowgirl. Standard cowgirl follows, with good shots of Angel‘s ass and tits bouncing wildly. The couple then moves to the floor for more mish and then finally Angel bends over a chair to get railed doggie. Justin pulls out and pops on her ass and the small of her back. Angel runs her pierced tongue over his prick then Justin feeds her some of the cum from her ass. She eats it like ice cream. Justin, however isn’t done and he dives back in doggie, Angel’s legs quaking and quivering uncontrollably as he dicks her down. This time he cums in her mouth. ***


Brittany Z
After roving the local mall for some fresh talent, Justin lands and brings home Brittany Z, a average looking redbone with perky and pert medium tits but a great round ass and a tattoo on the small of her back. She isn‘t shy at all about doing some tease for the camera and enjoys being spanked by Slayer. After getting some head, he grabs a handful of her hair and starts pumping Brittany‘s ass doggie. She‘s great at working her ass back onto Slayer‘s dick at her own pace while he just stands there letting her do all the work. Next up is reverse cowgirl that Brittany finds so enjoyable she can’t stand when it’s over. “He‘s slaying me. He‘s slaying me,” she says just before climbing onto Just cowgirl, where we once again get some superior footage of a big, jiggly ass and the penetration. This movie is excelling in that area. Maybe that‘s what Stagliano saw in Justin‘s previous work. Brittany rides Slayer like a maniac until he unleashes a wad that flies up into her face and a big gob lands on top of her head. She immediately begs to wipe it off. When we return Slayer is balls deep in Brittany missionary, the action captured overhead POV-style. Justin drops this nut off on Brittany‘s chest and she seems happier with that outcome. **½


Adora
We follow Adora into a reststop restroom where she changes into a tight little pink and baby blue top, matching minskirt, trucker hat and high-heeled boots. Once paired with Justin, the oral action is relatively short-lived as she seems eager to ride him and ride him she does. Adora is fucking amazing in cowgirl. In fact, I’d say you haven’t seen REAL cowgirl until you’ve seen Adora here. I’ve never seen a chick make it look so good. She’s really in control here, Slayer just lying back and taking it all in. Standing cowgirl follows when Slayer stands and pounds Adora’s hat right off her head. The longer they go at it, the more frenzied it becomes. In missionary, the two bump uglies so hard I swear I see THE HOUSE move. Justin takes Adora doggie next, first vaginal then anal. The cowgirl anal action is superb, as usual, but we don’t get much of it before they move back to anal doggie and Justin shakes his paste right onto Adora’s bunghole then puts it on the tip of her tongue, where she of course, lets it fall off. ***½


Janet Jacme
The Legend. It must be good to be a porno director at my age today. First Jules gets to fuck Tiffany Mynx and now Slayer gets to bone someone who was likely one of his teenage fantasies, Janet Jacme. She never really did it for me (it didn‘t help matters that she was nearly always performing with Julian St. Jox) but I like the concept. If I were a director today, I‘d lure Vanessa Del Rio out of retirement so I could screw her silly (or at least try) and I‘m almost positive there likely wouldn‘t be a huge number of fans wanting to see that, either. Jacme‘s wearing a silver chain mail dress and top and Justin plays with her nipples to start the scene. Janet was never considered an attractive star, even in her day, and let‘s just say that not a lot has changed in that regard. But in porn, it‘s not always about the looks, for me it‘s about the performance and that‘s one area where you have to give Jacme her props. Don‘t judge this book by it‘s cover. And speaking of the cover, Jacme‘s ass is quite thick here. Justin gives it a few playful licks and slaps before plunging his dick into it doggie and here come the old Janet Jacme “oh Lord, somebody help me, this dick is KILLIN‘ me“ moans and groans. In mish, those screams intensify, Justin pouring it on more and more until Jacme is spasming like an epileptic. Slayer pulls out and spackles her snatch with his seed while she struggles to catch her breath and regain control of her body. We cut to Slayer and Jacme on a leather sofa mish, Justin simply laying the log on her until he busts on her twat again. A really hot scene from two people who had good chemistry for whatever reason. I’m willing to bet these two both really wanted to work with one another. ***½


A Phat Ass Orgy with...
Cherokee, Carmen Hayes and Lexi
Lexi‘s a very pretty young thing with a smooth caramel complexion and electric smile. Cherokee has an equally beautiful face but an almost disgustingly huge backside. It‘s just too big and not firm at all, the cottage cheese and cellulite shaking even when she‘s not moving. Lastly, we have the picture of perfection, Carmen Hayes: gorgeous face, gargantuan natural knockers and an ass that‘s big but not grotesque like Cherokee‘s. Looking at Carmen’s tits stuffed into her tiny bikini top would be enough to drive me insane. Justin has all the girls line up and bend over on a long sectional sofa to show off their asses and Cherokee‘s just RUINS it by looking like something you‘d see on a Spencer‘s gag greeting card. The rest of her is normal but her ass is totally BBW. G/G/G play starts the scene off proper, as the girls kiss and lick one another all over, Carmen being the most impressive of the bunch by showing off her incredible flexibility, bending both of her legs back behind her head to give the girls a primo gander at not only her tits but her wide open pussy. God, I love it when she does that.

The Pipe Layers enter the room and the girls set right about sucking their cocks. Slayer targets the fresh-faced Lexi and fucks her mish while his boys take care of Carmen and Cherokee doggie, Cherokee’s ass bouncing around ike a sack of rotten potatoes, stretch marks covering it all over. The Pipe Layers do their usual thing, fuck all the girls silly as hard and fast as they can in the most outrageous and contorted positions, changing partners like musical chairs, occasionally doubling up on some of the women. No anal or DPs here but a fun-looking and hot “orgy“, nonetheless. Justin fucks Carmen mish and doggie and we get some fantastic footage (if you‘re a fan of hers) of Cherokee‘s ass wobbling all over cocks in cowgirl. The popshots all find their way onto the girls‘ asses or stomachs, Carmen catching semen on her chest. I couldn‘t tell you who‘s who between Boz, Shocka and H.J., but Lexi takes on pop shot on her ass as does Cherokee. Carmen takes nut in her cleavage while Cherokee collects a second load on her stomach. Justin finishes up by fucking Carmen mish and unloading on her chest then another dick comes into the frame (someone who wasn’t in the scene until now because he’s fully clothed) and cums on her other tit. Six pops, no facials. Only with black girls, I swear to God. Trailers for other Justin Slayer productions immediately follow the feature.


Extras:

Audio commentary (Justin, H.J. and Angel on Angel Eyes scene and Justin, H.J., Angel and Carmen for the Phat Ass Orgy, which is pretty funny if you‘re drunk), extra footage (which isn‘t extra sex footage at all but rather 38 minutes of behind the scenes-type stuff), photo gallery, filmography (which only consists of an image of Angel Eyes and her one Evil Angel credit, Evil Pink), cast list and a listing of Justin‘s various websites. The fetish menu consists of tease, blowjobs and cumshots only.

Comments:

I think I’ve honestly said enough. Buy it for sure if you‘re a fan of these women, the Pipe Layers and this type of work. I found the action and girls very hot and the production values top-notch but couldn‘t help but wish, with Adora and vet Jacme practically stealing the show with their performances, that the other women were a tad nastier and slightly more aggressive.

Crucifixio Jones